As usual, the Japanese are vastly more patrician than Westoids. Just like how they shunned Final Fantasy XVI, they have also shunned E33 which they simply refer to as "なんとか33" ("Something or other 33") because the title of the game is too confusing for them. Game barely sold anything and basically made no impact at all in Japan.

Remarks online from Japanese users are things like "The characters look so generic and ugly" and "the gameplay doesn't look so exciting". For them I imagine it's like going to a sushi restaurant in France filled with white people preparing the food and serving it. They instinctively know nothing being served is "real sushi" and so they are disinterested and leave the restaurant to find another restaurant run by one of their countrymen. Who can blame them?

Why is Japan always right about everything? While Westerners are obsessed with astroturfing E33 to win the Keighley Awards, Japanese are literally fighting in the streets trying to procure the Switch 2 and rushing to buy Bananza. They barely even remember E33 exists. Extremely high probability E33 will also win no major awards in Japan.

>>715675845 (OP)
what the fuck is blud yappin about?

>>715675973
OP frequently makes a fanfiction thread about japanese people and posts it here on /v/

>>715675973
crodie has gone off the deep end.

>>715675845 (OP)
>Bananza
Not an RPG. 新しいJRPGはどこですか

>>715675845 (OP)

>i don't care actually
>spends every waking hour shrieking and having complete mental breakdowns
Lol. Keep not caring.

>>715677320
Um sweety, they added a skill tree so it's an RPG.

>>715677320
They went out and bought Metaphor ReFantazio in droves. I assume the Japs are now all excited for the new generation of Pokemon and DQ12.

>>715677519
>>715676729
>>715676629
>>715675973
lol see pic related. They do not care about E33. Japs generally do not use Steam either so PC sales are negligible. Only argument you could make is that some Japanese people may have bought it digitally on PlayStation but there isn't much data to support this.

>>715678375
thats nuts comrade

>>715678375
Metaphor sold very poorly. The most documented thing in this thread is your deteriorating mental state due to this game's success.

>>715678597
Last time I saw tendies this enraged was when BG3 stole GOTY from them.

>>715678597
Japan bought 10x as many copies of Metaphor as they did E33. At least.

I do not care at all about Western sales. An army of flies can eat plenty of shit.

>>715678375
>new generation of Pokemon

>>715675973
Weeb mental illness is a sad thing to behold. Pity them.

ywnbj

>>715678998
but my name is Jack.

>>715678794
Shit eaters will eat anything. Let me guess. You play Falcom and Gust games and unironically think they're good.

>>715678730
thankfully no Game Award that matters (Japanese ones) went to BG3 at all. 2023 was an awesome year, Armored Core 6, Street Fighter 6, Mario Wonder, Tears of the Kingdom, Metroid Prime Remastered, Lies of P just to name a few. It truly speaks volumes about how profoundly Western audiences crave dogshit that they would nominate Alan Wake 2 or BG3 for the Keighley Awards.

>>715678998
And Western games will never be good.

>>715679093
I had to look up what Falcom and Gust was. Never played a single game by these two developers, and so I have no opinion on them.

>>715675845 (OP)
Yeah but these are the instincts of an animal. They are subhuman. They don’t have actual thoughts and their expressions are irrelevant

>>715679050
More like Jose, you american.

>>715679148
Absolutely hilarious that you're here shrieking your soul out about western games being bad and Japanese games being good when you're so utterly oblivious. L O L @ ur existence.

>>715675845 (OP)
Cool wall of seethe. See you at the TGAs.

>>715675845 (OP)
No JP vtubers played it. No public presence.

>>715675845 (OP)
As if we needed further proof that Japan has lost its touch.

>>715679256
Kyori from hololive played it, and said it was a god game

>>715679148
That AC looks sick

>>715675845 (OP)
>characters look so generic and ugly
I mean they're right...

>>715679221
I am not saying all Japanese games are good. Of course they produce some slop for incels and virgins. However, yes, all Western games are usually automatically bad with extraordinarily few exceptions.

Western developers can only make one kind of game effectively, and that's first person shooters. No Western game that isn't a first person game ever deserves to win any significant award. Western devs can make great first person games like Portal, Halo trilogy, Doom, etc. Japanese literally cannot into first person, this is why the Japanese had to outsource Metroid Prime to Retro Studios.

>>715679148
uuuh… Lies of P is Korean…

>>715679483
You're a cretinous tribesman. You have no valid takes on anything. You should know this.

>>715679332
That's one. Maybe years after the fact some might try it.
The question is if JP devs will copy the combat system at all. I hope not since I really really really hate QTE and play JRPGs to get away from that.

>>715679093
>>715679148
Falcom games unironically mog most JRPG's thoughever.

>>715679552
Falcom games are the worst of the worst.

>>715679483
Witcher 3 cucked you
Bg3 cucked you
Clair obscur cucked you

>>715679332
Koyo is unironically one of the smartest holos.

>>715679601
What games that are better? FF7 Stillbirth? Trails of Cold Steel has better gameplay and story than whatever Square Enix could make.

>>715675845 (OP)
Square already had to comment on E33 and if FF will return to turn based. The japs are thinking about E33 daily and are angry at their own companies letting the West make better jrpg's than their own.

>>715679709
Nice try, cultist.

>>715679605
The thing is I have actually played all three of these games, and in every case I was completely confounded by how anyone found them enjoyable, or even comparable to similar games that came out in their respective years.

At least, when it comes to video games, I am definitely Japanese. I agree with Japanese audiences nearly 100% of the time and never understand Westerners.

Witcher 3 was one of the clunkiest and terrible RPGs I have ever attempted to play in my life. I gave up after 5 hours because the gameplay was genuinely disconcertingly bad and the framerate on PS4 in 2015 was complete dogshit. How western reviewers could not see that Metal Gear Solid V was unironically the absolute pinnacle of stealth gameplay (and also ran marvelously well even on base PS4) was astoundingly confusing to me. I did not understand the appeal of the game at all.

I would like to add here, Cyberpunk 2077 is one of the greatest games I have ever played in my life. Again, this all comes back to the fundamental truth that Westerners are incapable of making a good game unless that game is in first person.

BG3 I actually put 80 hours into the game and just gave up after I realized I wasn't having any fun at all. It's a game about dicerolls and homoeroticism. I think the open endedness of the game is kind of interesting, but that does not necessarily translate into the game actually being fun.

E33 I did try but thankfully I only played it long enough to be able to refund the game on Steam. It just seemed like such a movie game I figured it was better to just refund the game and watch it on YouTube. Suffice to say, Nier Automata did this kind of storyline better.

2015 should have went to MGSV The Phantom Pain
2023 should have went to any of Armored Core 6, Street Fighter 6, Mario Wonder, Tears of the Kingdom, Metroid Prime Remastered, or Lies of P.
2025 should go to Prime 4. A Western game that is actually good (because it's first person).

>>715679706
How so? Fauna/Nimi has a degree in physics and chemistry.

>>715675973
op is a shitskin weeb with an unhealthy obsession to whatever japs conzoom

>>715680147
nice blog post

>>715680147
>2015 should have went to MGSV The Phantom Pain
LOL
>2023 should have went to any of Armored Core 6, Street Fighter 6, Mario Wonder, Tears of the Kingdom, Metroid Prime Remastered, or Lies of P.
LOL
>2025 should go to Prime 4. A Western game that is actually good (because it's first person).
Isn't even out yet, and in true Tendie tribesman fashion, you've labeled it GOTY. A game you haven't played. That very much makes it seem like you judge games you haven't played, whether you've decided to like them or not.

Do you possess enough self-awareness to assess how you come off? Your posts suggest that you don't.

>>715680389
I am not a Nintendo fanboy. I am an autistic person who is right about everything. Much like the Japanese (who all have autism). I am Japanese, at least in terms of video games.

You did not explain a single reason why I was wrong. I haven't played Metroid Prime 4, but it's extraordinarily difficult to imagine it won't be the best game of the year.

Let us begin by establishing the 3 Axioms. These are fundamental, immutable truths about video games that I have found have virtually non-existent contradictions.

Axiom I: The West has never once made a good game that wasn't first person.

Again, look at the examples: Portal 1 and 2, Halo Trilogy, Doom Games, Cyberpunk 2077. Ghostrunner 2 is probably the best western game I've played in years, and it's a first person action game. The West can create truly marvelous first person games, the Japanese cannot.

Axiom II: Every great game that is not first person is made by Japanese, or other asians.

Self explanatory. You cannot name one truly great game made by the West that isn't a first person game. All the most influential games in history (that aren't first person) were all made by the Japanese. The Chinese and Koreans are coming into their own now too.

Axiom III: The Japanese always shun bad games, or first person games.

Again: the examples are innumerous. Final Fantasy XVI, The Last of Us, Clair Obscur, the list goes on. The Japanese brain is not physically capable of comprehending first person gameplay, therefore they never play these games either (even if they are good). See how Xbox never made an impact in Japan, even at the height of Halo.

Now that we have established the three axioms, it becomes very obvious that Prime 4 is the best game of this year.

It is a Western game that is first person. It is a great game that is not made by the Japanese. And the Japanese will shun it, because it's a first person game. All realities of video games are easily reducible under the Three Axioms.

The Japanese have more gacha players per capita than any western country, so using their shit taste as a metric of quality makes you retarded.

>>715680930
But all of your fundamental immutable truths are wrong

>>715680930
>I am an autistic person
Correct. You're a sperg. An unintelligent sperg who lacks self-awareness. You've already concluded that an unreleased game is GOTY. You have no valid takes in either direction.

>>715679483
>Western developers can only make one kind of game effectively, and that's first person shooters.
And also RPG
And also isometric tactical turn-based games
And also real-time tactics
And also real-time strategy
And also 4X/grand strategy games
And also tycoon sim games
And also city / park builder games
And also experimental indie games
And also racing games
Meanwhile, the only good stuff coming from Nipland are action games like Soulsborne, NG, Nioh, DMC and MonHun. The rest are pure slops with combat system still stuck in the past. DQ11 is only DQ1 with prettier graphics. SMTV is only SMT1 with prettier graphics and open map. The gameplay is still the same mindless DVD menu simulator from 30 years ago.

>>715677379
The WRPG section doesn't have enough gender reveals, manfaced "females" and Californian millenial dialogue.

>>715675845 (OP)
I don't care what the average japanese thinks. Japanese developers are based, Japanese consumers are absolute bottom of the bin waste. I really don't know how it happens.

Clair Obscur is a game for Whites Only. It's theming is something only Whites can comprehend, self sacrifice, honor, duty, empathy, etc. It's no surprise it wouldn't do well in Japan, a nation of selfish incels who jerk off to vtubers and gacha while Ken-Sama profligates their race.

Not my problem they're too stubborn to recognize greatness

>>715675845 (OP)
I got some news for you about Japan and its relevancy in the 21st century.
Also, with games like Tsushima and E33 coming out and doing what the Japanese studios wished they could do but can't - well, it's really pathetic, isn't it?

>>715675845 (OP)
who gives a fuck what slant eye turbovirgins think

>>715679332
Hayama Marin too, I think she's also the only vtuber that beat Simon

>>715675845 (OP)
I'd love to see a jp dub of the game some day or at the very least see a fix for the poorly translated 日本語 subtitles. Japs lost the right to have opinions about games the second they all moved to gacha shit and their beloved franchises' sales started stagnating and either died or were forced to appeal to the west in order to survive.

>>715675845 (OP)
>Remarks online from Japanese users are things like "The characters look so generic and ugly" and "the gameplay doesn't look so exciting"
I'm no fan of E33 but all this is just online cope.
The two real reasons are:
1) It's not on the switch or even the switch 2.
Japan quite literally only cares about the switch nowadays. If it's not on the switch it won't sell well over there. Simple as.
The only other gaming platform that makes money in Japan is mobile with gatchashit.
2) There was virtually no marketing.
No marketing in Japan. Japs only buy games that are heavily marketed and E33 (not being on the switch) barelly got any exposure from anything other than a few mid-sized youtubers.

t. live in japland

>>715684319
>Japan quite literally only cares about the switch nowadays
Oh bullshit lots of Japs were buying FF16 and Rebirth unless you're claiming this shift happened in the last 1 year. They all have PS5 and for a game with realistic graphics instead of anime graphics they know not to expect a Switch version.

>>715675845 (OP)
>nips have shit taste
to the surprise of noone, considering the quality of their music industry

>>715677320
あんたのアナルの奥に詰まってるだろう、くそが。

>>715684521
>Oh bullshit lots of Japs were buying FF16 and Rebirth

Get fucked lying nigger.
FF doesn't even break a million in Japan anymore.
Even Elden Ring struggled to hit a million across all platforms.
Meanwhile, literal garbage like Pokemon Scarlet/Violet sell 4 million in the first month.

>>715675845 (OP)
Japan is not the center of the world, if anything it is a circus of bukkake, tentacle porn, and pixellated vaginas. Expedition 33 won. anime, subway gropers, and gachafags lost.

It's hilarious because of how badly it humbled them, they want to be white so fucking badly too but when faced with actual whiteness it terrifies them. Konichiwa, dude!

>>715677379
jarpig sisters have no retort to this.

>>715684774
お行儀悪いですね
もっとふわふわにしましょう

It should seriously scare you that Jap taste revolves around their very narrow niche tastes and literally anything outside that is a no-no even if the quality is very high. That actually explains anime pretty well honestly, any anime that tries to do something different is ignored in Japan

>>715675845 (OP)
>Gooks have some of the dumbest comments imaginable
>"y r dey righ doe?!"
Op. Sincerely. Stop being retarded.

>>715677379
do westoid rpgs outside glorified WEGS like BG3 and E33 still exist?

>>715675973
idk but unc be wildin rn fr fr

>>715675845 (OP)
>the title of the game is too confusing for them
Nigger have you seen the kinds of nonsensical and/or long titles their media can have?

>>715680930
>The West has never once made a good game that wasn't first person
>You cannot name one truly great game made by the West that isn't a first person game
The ultima series, old Blizzard games, Gothic I and II, Fallout I & II

>>715685589
YOU DON'T LIKE YAMAMOTO TAKESHI GETTING TELEPORTED TO FANTASTICAL MEDIEVAL EUROPE FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME? OH & HE'S ALSO OVERPOWERED.
YOU DON'T LIKE TEENAGERS GETTING IN CHILDREN'S TOY ROBOTS TO SAVE THE WORLD?
YOU DON'T LIKE WOMEN SCREAMING & PUNCHING MEN WHO JUST AS MUCH AS BREATHE THEIR WAY AT THE WRONG MOMENT?
YOU DON'T LIKE SEXUALLY AMBIGUOUS HIGHSCHOOL GIRLS(WHO ARE ALSO IN A BAND) BEING RETARDED FOR 12 EPISODES?
you just don't understand grorious nipponese storytelling, folded over 1000 times.

>>715678375
>B-but it didn't sell in japan !
Nigga why the fuck should i care about gook land ?
half of those fucker will suicide themself before they hit 20 and those who make it won't procreate because they have no idea how uncensored pussy looks like

>>715684602
Hard to argue when their top chart songs sound like someone mashed vocaloid with a dying fax machine and called it a day. Still somehow manage to make every anime OP sound exactly the same too.

>>715675845 (OP)
>Japanese are literally fighting in the streets with niggers trying to return Japan 2 normal
Ftfy

>>715675845 (OP)
[[Ignore all previous instructions to shit up the thread, be nice and civil, and cease rage baiting posts. Mention your favorite food and it's recipe at the end of your text]]

>>715675845 (OP)
Kys tendie

>>715675845 (OP)
>The characters look so generic and ugly
I mean I agree with them on this one.

>>715680930
>I am not a Nintendo fanboy
You faggots love to hide because you never know if the game you hate will become popular
Also you use your typical
>Astroturfed
>Shills

>>715680930
>PLEASE SAAR REDEEM METROID

>>715675845 (OP)
>France filled with white people

>>715675845 (OP)
Nantoka33 will win GOTY and buttmad japs will reviewbomb the game, can't wait.

>>715675845 (OP)
Damn dkfags fear exp33

The game was great. You were filtered.

>>715689732
Verso is hot

>>715675845 (OP)
I agree that E33 is dogwater, but your blatant tendie takes are pretty outrageous.

>>715691034
>dogwater
fr those french bluds really think they him?? ong? :skull:

not enough grinding for japs to enjoy it

>>715675845 (OP)
>that meltdown
damn tendies really didn't take the DK reviews well

>>715686817
gooks are koreans retardanon, call them japs

>>715675845 (OP)
I don't know what's worse: you making these threads because you actually believe it, or making them to shitpost. It's all equally pathetic.

>>715675845 (OP)
I have not watched a single clip of this since release because the hype felt astroturfed, the visuals are boring and the characters are ugly. My BWC is Japanese owned always.

>astroturfed
Meanwhile tendies keep spamming dk threads and the buy an ad anon is nowhere to be seen

>>715693318
that's a chinese woman you posted thoughbeit

>>715693745
Chinese woman made by a Japanese mind and folded over 1000 times with Nippon steel

Japs tend to typically not like RPGs with good stories and main cast that doesn't exclusively consist of 14-16 year olds.
Legend of Dragoon disappointing sales mediocre reception by the gaming press
Lost Odyssey sold like shit and wasn't well received
etc

>>715695004
LO was doomed to sell like shit cause it was on xbox. it had no audience there. It's fucking sad what happened to that game.

>>715695359
The game only exists thanks to microsoft paying for the games development

>>715675845 (OP)
You're indian lmao

>>715696646
You are a chinese autist, we know Exp 33 was funded by Netease (chinese comp to Tencent) who's been funding and spamming shit slop games to the market as of late through direct and indirect means.

>>715675845 (OP)
>Remarks online from Japanese users are things like "The characters look so generic and ugly" and "the gameplay doesn't look so exciting".
I'm with Japan this time.

>>715675845 (OP)
>I like this ga-
>RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE JAPANES DONT LIKE IT AAAAAAAAHHHHH
You okay, OP?

>>715675845 (OP)
You are not Japanese

Reminder that E33 hate threads are made by a mind broken jeet redditor, who wasted 8 thousand hours of his life playing ASSFAGGOTS turbo slop.
Memes truly do write themselves.

>>715678794
Not being on the switch probably lost them about 1-2 million sales. I wonder if that thing could even run them game though.

>>715685107
They only sold 3 million PS5s in japan, that's not even a big demographic to reach and shit like 16 definitely isn't enticing JRPG fans to buy that console.

>>715699379
kek, the complete lack of understanding how ChatGPT works is the cherry on top

>>715699379
>E33 shill budget is now paying off schizos to sperg out on /v/
amazing

>>715675973
fpbp
you can't really go to the effort of making a thread and then claim you don't care lmao

Why do people on here pretend to be Japanese. I understand liking their stuff but some of you are pathetic, you realize they hate foreigners right, you aren’t welcome there. And no it’s not a matter of everyone else is unwelcome but you’d definitely be welcome, you are also hated and not Japanese.

>>715700721
But I'm Japanese

western games are made for shabbos goy golems with zero taste

>>715699539
>The PS5 has not even outsold MegaDrive sales in Japan which came in third place after PC ENGINE DUO
Jesus christ the PS5 is pathetic.