What's everyone's opinion on the recent EEnE online patch? Im glad they finally nerfed Rolf but damn did they have to go that hard? He's almost as bad as Jimmy now

Sidenote, been seeing a lot more parties running all Kankers and Eddy. Potential new meta?

>retards actually still play this game
A Bananza thread died for this

when are they nerfing shoe pebble Ed? he's broken as fuck

>>715676278
>Cries that he can't play overpriced over hyped monkey game
Get scammed dork

>>715676483
Requires a rare item to activate, and you naturally lose it after a set time
It's OP because it's damn near imposto get and when you do have it you barely get to use it

>>715675901 (OP)
They fucked this game up like 20 years ago bro, move on. The school patch fucking destroyed all of the soul.

>>715676781
>Still crying about the school patch because it took down the Three eds meta
Cope harder Ed-boy

Is there a way to get this game to work on the steam deck?

>>715677000
Just gimme a few quarters and jawbreakers and ill set it up for ya

>>715675901 (OP)
>all Kankers and Eddy
I don't see how this comp can do anything that Kevin/Naz/Rolf/Jonny can't do. Maxing the Kanker passive sounds cool on paper, but May is too much of a liability.

Also:
>"I'm glad they finally nerfed Rolf"
>instantly blows his cover by bitching about them nerfing Rolf
Gas all Rolf mains. And no, he is not even close to as bad as Jimmy just because you can't get 100% Victor uptime with no investment, you faggot.

>>715677121
Ok, I can see what you're saying about the Kanker/Eddy parties. I was just wondering why that seems to be such a popular build now

>claims I'm a Rolf main
Where did I defend Rolf? All I said was I was happy the school patch fixed the three eds meta. Im a Johnny Main

>>715677304
post plank

>>715675901 (OP)
Saw this game getting some shit when one of the devs said that everyone who supported stop killing games was a dork
Is the playerbase still healthy or is it going to EOS before that shit potentially affects EU laws

>>715678596
That was actually an Ex-Dev who had been laid off a few months beforehand. Apparently he stole some other dev's ship in a bottle or something

As far as I know the actual dev team hasn't made any statements on stop killing games

>>715675901 (OP)
I love the taunt glitch in this patch. sliding around in A pose with the coin face spamming "A DICKIE" with like 3 other random players who join in is one of life's greatest pleasures

>>715679109
Oh shit how do you do that?

>this was FOURTEEN YEARS ago
fuck...

I don't understand what the Scam meter does, guys. It's been like a decade.

>>715675901 (OP)
>all Kankers and Eddy party
>he saw an ERP party and thought it was meta

lol
Lmao even

>>715679265
Bro ive seen like 5 in a single candy store server at once, this ain't a coincidence

>>715675901 (OP)
Did you guys manage to get the AC130?

>work a good scam on some new players
>Have enough quarters for a Jawbreaker to level up to level 50 and finally unlock the new map, Rolf's homeland
>Go through the alleyway towards the store when hit with a DEBUFF OUT OF NOWHERE
>The Kanker Sisters appear and grab my character and drag them into the sewers where they keep giving me cooties and I lose OVER TEN FUCKING LEVELS THAT TOOK ME THREE YEARS TO GRIND
>To top it all off a fucking Jimmy NPC runs by and grabs my quarters and leaves
I'm done with this shitty fucking game. Fuck this. Fuck you. WHY ARE THE KANKER SISTERS INVINCIBLE?

>>715679380
SWEET MOTHER OF ED BOYS

>>715679456
You have to give the Kankers the Ship in a bottle item to pacify them dumbass

>>715679214
Passive buff as the meter increases. Helps with drops and other rolls. There are easy ways to keep it topped off like participating in daily Eddy events and using character specific abilities. No reason not to have it at 80-90% at all times.

>>715675901 (OP)
>Eddy main
>Rockin’ with an Ed main
>Fuck with some Double D main because he was flooding the chat about some debuffs that ruined his scam
>Runs off crying
>Business continues as usual
>Scam a Kev main (the grounded debuff made it way too easy)
>Still had to run because Eddy can’t stand up to Kevins in PvP
>Ed pal too much of a tard to learn any of the anti Kevin builds
>Doesn’t matter as we lock ourselves in a construct where the Kev can’t kick our asses
>See the chat scroll like mad again
>It’s the Double D guy
>Donates loot to the Kev main
>SOMEHOW THE KEV MAIN BREAKS OUR CONSTRUCT AND COMBOS ME AND ED
>All our loot dropped
>Double D fag teabags our corpses

I know for a given FACT that DDee nigger browses here. I pray you get kankerstalled you gormless faggot

>>715679635
I miss the days when Eddy had an exclusive ability to automatically steal jawbreakers when his scam meter was at 100% it wasn't the best since it completely drained the meter, but nothing was ever as funny as getting a group of friends ass rush someone as Eddy, steal their jawbreakers and run away. Funniest shit in the game. Shame the removed it

>>715679214
>>715679635

yeah they changed it since you last played. Scams used to be on a chance system but they finally started listening to the community a few years ago and removing a lot of luck from the game. most things that would have given you a scam chance before just raise your meter instead.

>>715679778
You gotta watch out for DD mains bro, They're sneaky dorks. Next time try to get your Ed buddy to invest in the Lothar build, he completely counters any Kevin build

>they nerfed Kevin again
Devs are dorks.

>>715680247
HOLY SHIT DORK DONT BRING THAT THING HERE

>>715680197
the school update made kev untouchable you’re just getting outplayed dork

did you guys enjoy the uma musume crossover event?
https://youtu.be/wSYpsRJuWdA?si=MdlLToLkbMux6v1o
had a banging soundtrack

>>715680440
THATS MY HORSE

>>715680197
He's still overpowered because, for the sake of lore accuracy, he's the only character who has access to a bike. He can screw around at night without having to fear the Kankers as long as he doesn't stop moving because his biked base speed just outruns everything, no buffs required. If you choose any other character for your first profile, you're basically locked out of the game until you purchase another slot.

>>715675901 (OP)
Been playing on the classic server for a few months now. Tried finding my old guildies to play with. One of my old bros trooned out (jimmy main ofc). A few are married now, so they can't play all the time, but we do play some pvp every now and then.

Super stoked to finally get my last tier piece on my Eddy. prof.scam Eddy is still as busted as I remember.

is berserker ed the most broken class?

>>715681513
It's a toss up between Pebble/crit Ed, or Lothar Ed. Lothar is more gear dependent, but is theoretically better then the former.

>>715680247
>Hidden exploit undetected for months
>Fucked up the economy
>Decided to rollback anyways
genuinely debated on quitting, if they didn't give out Swimsuit Naz & Sarah for free, I would have quit.

>perform an actual trade scam with some newbie player that didn't double check the item names after I swapped them out for something of lesser value but with similar icons
>log in the next day
>"You are banned for 1 month"
a game about scamming and you can't actually scam people what a joke

>>715681872
People don't ACTUALLY want to be scammed anon

>>715680247
FUCKING HELL GET THAT OUT OF HERE

>>715675901 (OP)
>new jawbreaker heist event for Jimmies starts in 4 hours
Where we droppin' , boys? I gotta avoid those nasty Kankers.
>>715679456
>To top it all off a fucking Jimmy NPC runs by and grabs my quarters and leaves
What a pussy jobber bitch!

>>715680440
is ralph a jeet

>>715679380
>AC130
YOU ASSHOLE! This was suppposed to be a collective temporary reward after 60% of the playerbase finished the last event's. How do you come still have it?
I swear to god that if the devs roll back the game to the last snapshot I will kick your Jhonny until I get all your quarters!
I don't want to lose my progress.

guys I spawned in ed's basement today and the stairs are gone... I can't get out what the fuck happened there's a bunch of other people in here too

>>715679193
This map made my game lag

>>715684020
>this many grammatical errors
I've truly become the son of a shepherd.

>>715684070
>bro got shadow banned

>>715684070
Shouldn’t have said the D word, d*rk. Enjoy your time out

>>715679193
I want to go back

>log in after a year or so off
>literally everybody is playing Ed
So many soulless metafags these days its unreal, people just cant have fun anymore, I blame streamers

Oh man, you have to try the Uma Musume game—it’s this insanely polished mobile title where you raise these horse girls (yes, that’s right) into elite racing idols. The training system is super strategic, and you form deep emotional bonds with your characters as you guide them to stardom—and like, the drama? It hits. Like that one arc where Oguri Cap’s career is on the line and she’s recovering from injury, and her whole comeback hinges on that one final race in the snow at Nakayama. I swear, the way she pushes through the pain and wins—I was in tears. The pacing, the inner monologues, even the gritty rivalry with Mihono Bourbon... top-tier writing.

>>715675901 (OP)
It's gonna be pulled off of Steam soon because of the new rules.

>>715684186
bullshit, say word, lose a game I paid $60 for. I stand by what I said johnny players are niggers

>>715684807
>Sign up for game
>Rules "Please don't say the N word or you'll get grounded"
>You, a retard, spamming the N word
>"WTF why did I get grounded!????"

>>715675901 (OP)
Reddit told me this is a FAKE game

>>715684510
>have to switch off the niche pebble in shoe lifesteal build for ed ive been playing for years because all the faggots playing him now caused gear prices to skyrocket
im guessing some eceleb faggot figured out how to work it and leaked the setup
good fucking luck if you want the pebble that boosts his crit rate too, i've unironically seen people RMTing for that now
im going to scam all of these faggots with eddy i swear to god

>>715675901 (OP)
Yeah the three kankers together produce a huge defense and offense buff that makes them basically unstoppable. It allows Eddy to proc his special scam as much as he wants. Great way to farm quarters

Buttered toast!

>>715676924
ok fucking faggot tranny noob way to prove you never fucking played the fucking game before it was fucking RUINED FUCKING FAGGOT NIGGER

>>715685910
I've seen more people using the comp defensively rather than offensively.
Eddy has high evasion as is, but with the kankers on the team he just skyrockets from his cooties evasion buff. Makes him a really useful dodge tank against endgame bosses like eddy's brother that deal so much damage no amount of defense could mitigate it.

>>715686074
>Recessfag popped in the thread
Eddy >>> TJ

>>715686573
Ive heard there's a way to Lee to help in offense because she gets a hidden attack bonus when in the same party as Eddy. The other 2 can still use their Amorous defense buff. It takes a bit more skill due to the reduced defense but the dps increase is worth it if you want more efficiency

going for an ambush attack on a kankers comp when they have trailer park territory buff, what could go wrong?

>>715688276
>Sarahnigger forgets that her buffs against Ed are conditional and she's not linearly superior to other characters with comparable stats to Ed
Many such cases

>haha guize it's le funni because the game doesn't actually exist!!!! get it??? LOL!!!!!!!!
kys

>south park fag seething his game died in two months

>>715689976
Go be a dork somewhere else

>It's another kidnapping scam
https://youtu.be/W0C939q5yK0

>>715692603
I remember thinking hong kong fooey was sooo cool when I was like 5 or some shit...

>>715692603
lmao wtf

Yes, I am a double-d main. Yes, I know he has mostly support and crafting roles. No, I do not care. He is fun. Fuck metafags

>Hat-of-Discipline is still untouched this patch
Are they finally going to give this skill a pass or is it just stuck in mid-tier hell? The windup is too long to reliably hit anyone, even if the damage is good. If building stun on Rolf was more viable it'd be a great piece of kit but the devs keep nerfing all his options. Do they live in a cave????

Okay, seriously though. How long do we have left until they pull the plug?

>>715676483
This is the most patched ultimate in the entire lifespan of the game, it's not getting any more nerfs

>>715679193
best map

>>715697531
>thinking this game is ever going to die
lol
lmao

>>715676483
because it's not easy to achieve and it has a time limit, why do you shitters always want to nerf things

>>715697451
Its a gimmick weapon, its not meant to be viable.Thats what makes it satisfying when you stomp the competition with it.

>>715680247
>tfw have this in my inventory
Guys... am I fucked? I can't get rid of it no matter what I try.

>>715681748
You have to complete the entire halloween event in one go to get Ed's Lothar set. A tall order when it lasts 2 days but it's worth the effort when you can literally steamroll anyone 1v1 and even take some unfair 1v2 or 1v3 fights. Lothar Ed also has 2nd highest competence of any Ed build after boomerang Ed so it's good for scams and crafting too.

post your fav skins, this is the best Marie skin hands down

>>715700515
Its Swimsuit Naz (2012) for me
That thing is WAAAAY lewder than it has any right to be