Thread 715677701

>tfw tendies actually believed this would win goty over e33

Not only does it look and perform like shit, it's also fucking boring as fuck

>just make you're own fun bro just dig through map xD

There are also no physics so the ground just levitates if you puch through the bottom of it

It's also 5 hours long

Astrobot looks and plays MUCH better

I give it a 6.5/10, might be fun for autistic children

>715677701
Just a reminder that Bananza will not be included in tomorrow's Famitsu numbers, that'll be next week. Hope this helps, roody poo!

Yep, looks like Darren's having a meltie after realising Sloppy Kong won't be winning goty
>>715677756
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>>715677701 (OP)
Oh , so you've played it? Nice try, Eric.

>>715678292
I did

How does this have WORSE physics than a 16 year old red faction game? HOW?

>>715679660
Prease understand

nintendies are so indoctrinated they believe nintendont can do no wrong

bingxisters...

>>715677701 (OP)
It's pretty bad desu

Stop necrobumping your thread, Eric.

You will never be a janny, Darren

>>715679660
Because Nintendo devs think "physics" means flicking a leaf around with the gyro, not actual terrain deformation or object interaction. Meanwhile, Red Faction let you blow holes through entire buildings with a demo charge... in 2009. But sure, let's pretend digging pre-scripted Minecraft holes with zero weight or logic is innovation.

>>715677701 (OP)
I'm sorry you're poor and there's no Switch 2 emulator to run on your Steam Deck that you saved years for to buy.
I will be buying and playing it with my son.

>>715684743
You're grooming your 'son' into becoming a tranny faggot like yourself

>>715677701 (OP)
>5 hrs long
If you were skipping everything and fast forwarding all the story points, maybe. Unlikely though. You’d have no power ups and there’s about four billion fucking collectathons to keep zoomers entertained. There’s no need for this garbage hyperbole; of course it’s not going to win GOTY. 33 won that the day after it was released. It’s a fucking kids game, just like Mario Kart. You’re meant to have fun, nigger.

>>715677756
pic unrelated, Keighley will give his BFF the award

>>715684881
>UMM ACKSHUALLY IF YOU COLLECT 5533 BANANA KOROK SEEDS THEN THE GAME IS ACKSHUALLY 6 GORILLIAN HOURS LONG

bump

All of this was obvious from literally the very first trailer

it's bananover

Kek there's so much seething on this board today. As predicted XDD

bump

>>715677756
Wrong version.

>>715687460
>For background: I am a complete fucking retard
Nice of him to put this up front.

>>715677701 (OP)
The Game Awards are voted on by journalists who hate themselves for being stuck talking about video games and yearn to be taken seriously as art connoisseurs despite having no taste or a triple digit IQ. they hate gaming, don't play games, and are constantly crippled by their insecurities over their parents not taking their job seriously, so everyone knew expedition 33 was going to win GOTY at the show the second it was shown off. it fucks up its premise through c-tier execution because it's written by talentless amateur readers and focuses all its attention on designing encounters around nothing but parries, the biggest nogbait braindead game mechanic in modern gaming, used as a crutch by every unimaginative soulless robot who only found out about games after dark souls became popular. there isn't a single encounter on the critical path that will be remembered for its turn based elements in a year or two, the only thing people will remember will be the parry combos. it's tailor made for insecure midwits that are too low iq to actually read a book but desperately want to be seen as art experts, and for fags who don't play any games but desperately want to be a part of gaming discourse because they're always online. Expedition 33 is vidya Oscar bait, the 2025 equivalent to last of us part 2 and bioshock infinite and other similar pseud slop, and there's never been a shred of a doubt that faggot journos would vote for it over actual games.

Let's be real, E33 is doggo and thinking it can win goty is pretty fucking delusional

>>715692315
Let's be real, you didn't actually play it and love being a contrarian on vee

The game being dogshit is one thing, but the fact that Odyssey 2 died for this turd to exist pisses me off HARD

>>715677701 (OP)
Looks like something my 7 year old would enjoy. Nintendo games are for children. Y...you do know that right?

Cope n rope macaco

>>715692315
you can have your shit opinions but stop typing like a 15 year old.

>>715693673
>calls other guys monkeys while he's worshiping a literal monkey game
Why are tendies like this?

If you're a grown man and you play this by yourself you have something seriously wrong with your brain. This is a game you're meant to play with your son. Your baby cousin. The sexy neighbor girl.

/v/ is fucking SEETHING today XDD

>>715693938
Nintendo bonus going hard
>IGN scores only matter when they rate shittendo games high
neck yourself

>>715694091
She's fucking S E E T H I N G

LOL

>>715684830
Why did the trannies have to ruin such an appealing color combo? The same thing happened to Wario's pink and blue smash alt.

>>715677701 (OP)
>There are also no physics so the ground just levitates if you puch through the bottom of it

You can't even interact with the world in E33 it's just an ugly asset store environment after asset store environment separated by cutscenes and random boss battles.

>>715677701 (OP)
Funny how you switched to using E33 to shitpost after Bananza BTFO'd Death Stranding

>>715695815
Ironic. Troonanza looks like dogshit and e33 wasn't built around environment destruction

>>715693702
No.

>empty dead stock asset walking simulator with occasional shitty turn-based combat and 20 hours worth of cutscenes
>winning goty

>>715696401
Yeah. Get ready to cry when it does, toddler

>>715696628
ywnbaw

Looks like shit which is what I would expect.
Consoles are for children whose parents won't know any better and buy whatever to babysit.

They paid IGN for a 10 so it probably will get goty.

>>715677701 (OP)
something is seriously wrong with anyone who bought this shit

>>715677701 (OP)
That's why I'm not buying it. I knew during the latter half of switch 1 era that Nintendo has lost their touch and nothing has changed despite the more powerful hardware. Oh wow you can drive around a big empty map of break some rocks in donkey kong who fucking cares

>>715680236
What's wrong, snoy? Still seething that no one bought Movie Stranding 2?

Lmao

>>715695838
He keeps posting the same thing. Half these fucking snoy posts are him lol

>>715697923
You bought a PS5 and you have literally nothing to play, Eric.

Who are you trying to fool?

>>715698168
>an absolute super schizo got triggered by my post
and this is why I never enter nintendo threads

>le Eric
The fact that they try and ascribe ANY anti-Nintendo sentiment to one autist who probably hasn't been here in years vs their daily shilling of Nintendo and shitstirring with every other fanbase on the site is quite telling.

Anyway I don't give a fuck if the game is easy, I just want it to be long enough to be worth 100 fucking AUD.

>>715699092
>um i'm not eric
>i just samefag like him
>i also follow other fanbases and know about the "shitstirring"

>>715701419
meds

>>715677701 (OP)
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>>715697956
>only posts in a few threads
HMMMMM
>>715701453
You deserve meds for camping /v/ lol

>>715701714
meds

>>715677701 (OP)
>It's also 5 hours long
This is a pro, not a con. More games should be under 10 hours, not over 100 hours.

>>715701789
Not at that price

>>715701818
Maybe games would be cheaper if the standard wasn't 100 hour bloated messes.

>>715701765
>meds he says

>>715677701 (OP)
>"Banana placed in a pipe"
That's now incredibly gay.