I had unprotected sex with the first girl who gave me attention and now she might be pregnant

>>715684391 (OP)
welcome to life

You got to pull out you big dummy

>>715684391 (OP)
When the baby is born get a DNA test.

1. Being young and having kids is fine and better than being old and having kids where you don't even get time to grow up with them

2. You will both be closer in age so you grow up with similar cultural interests

3. Having kids is a natural part of life

4. You don't have to marry that girl, but you will have to be the father to the child (if it is indeed your baby, seeing as how she fucks unprotected it might not be yours)

>>715684746
Yeah do what this guy said.
Weird that she doesn't take the pill and was okay getting fucked unprotected.

I’ve creampied so many girls and never even had a scare. What’s your secret OP?

Do you have the courage and willpower to make another single mother in this world?

If she wasn't a virgin she probably had sex with some other random dude the night before.
Get a DNA test even she's adamant if its yours. If you are the father, man up and take responsiblity. In the long run you will be a better person for it.
If you're not the father do your best fortnite dance and piss on her head.

>>715684856
Anon, you might be impotent.

>>715684391 (OP)
Should have blasted it up her ass bro. Never cum at full strength in strange clunge.

>>715684391 (OP)
How did you two meet?
>>715684913
Listen to him. You have to give up vidya for the most part if you're gonna do this. You do want children eventually, even if you're not going to be in the picture when they're young but be prepared for them to become gay and fucked up. Having multiple will increase the chance your lineage will continue if one's gay.

>got my peenor feel good for some minutes and now, what, I have a LE BABY!?!?

>>715684746
Imagine wasting your free time and money to grow a child

>>715684391 (OP)

>>715684391 (OP)
atleast you're not a virgin haha

you're one of the cool kids now that you've lost your virginity! congratulations on the parasite also!

You won at life, anon. Congratulations. I hope one day I will make enough money to have a kid

>>715685542
Literally everything you have in life you owe to baby makers

>>715684391 (OP)
Kids are based
Fuck her again and make more

>>715685701
nobody gets your boomer memes

>>715685932

What will you name your fuck trophy?

>>715685867
Good, im happy to leave them the honor of growing kids while i do what i want without wasting my money or my time for others

>>715684391 (OP)
You know what you must do

>>715684391 (OP)
KWAB

>>715686048

>>715686039
i don't know why we even bother to keep vermin like you alive, if everyone had this mentality we would still be living in caves.

>>715686048
>want to draw le funni faces so you switch which hand he uses to punch
I hate that I will never unsee that

>>715684391 (OP)
>Another one who thought that cumming inside a woman was like in hentai: only gets pregnant after the 3rd or 4th cumming or when she's ovulating.
Even precum can get pregnant a woman

There was a year in my life when I was very depressed and just fucking any woman who would take me, which happened to be a lot. I creampied every single one. I'm grateful all of these women had money and nice apartments and were career women and were probably on the pill. I was extremely fucking stupid and thank god every day I didn't get one of then pregnant. Atlanta not that I know of.

/adV/

>>715684391 (OP)
I have 5 kids from 3 different women. It's not a big deal. There are lots of ways to hide your actual income from the state who will try to steal from you for child support. If you live anywhere civilized the mothers can just get child support from the state, which they married when they turned 18.
>inb4 white knights

>>715684391 (OP)
Time to start a family OP

>>715686237
Cool, how many kids do you have?

you better take responsibility OP. This is also a perfect opportunity to force your kid to enjoy the same vidya and hobbies you do

was the sex at least good?

>>715686319
I've been raw creampie'ing my wife for 2 straight years
We had 1 pregnancy that sadly was ectopic
Fuckin hell i wish it was that easy for us.

>>715686660
IVF is a thing

>>715686319
You've only got like a 4% chance of getting a chick pregnant any given time. It can obviously happen immediately but you do typically have to give it a couple goes.

Videogames?!?!?

>>715684391 (OP)
based

shes not pregnant she has borderline personality disorder

>>715684391 (OP)
Abort, get a child once you are ready for it.

>>715684391 (OP)
Not video games. Fuck off to >>>/b/

>>715684391 (OP)
to celebrate OP's potential pregnancy, I will start recommending games about childcare, starting with
>babysitting mama

>>715684391 (OP)
Every cat posters deserved to be murdered

>>715687138
>stardew valley

>>715687138
>Imagine Party Babyz

Congrats OP, take an active role in being a dad and women will flock to you to sit on your dick

>>715687138
>The Sims

>>715684391 (OP)
good job you might not be a genetic dead end
get a paternity test just to be sure

>>715687138
>Story of Seasons: A Wonderful Life

>/v/ - Your Personal Blog

>>715687138
>Sonic Adventure 2 chao garden

My wife and I were expecting our 4'th child this year. About two weeks ago she wanted to go to the ER because she felt something wasn't right and wanted to get checked. We found out our babies heart was no longer beating. Three days later she had to deliver our unborn child.

>>715687138
>Princess Maker

>>715684391 (OP)
This could have been me too but im an autistic sperg that no woman will ever acknowledge.

>>715684391 (OP)
No you didn't toxotranny.

>You want help, Anon? You were man enough to fuck some chick and now you can be a man and raise some kids.

>>715687138
>Bokura no Kazoku