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Anonymous No.715688349 [Report] >>715688418 >>715688540 >>715688594 >>715688621 >>715688669 >>715688995 >>715689140 >>715689658 >>715690601 >>715690661 >>715690702 >>715691101 >>715692395 >>715692986 >>715693095 >>715693570 >>715695051
Why aren't you playing the latest Nintendo masterpiece?

You do own a Switch 2, right anon?
Anonymous No.715688418 [Report]
>>715688349 (OP)
I’m waiting for walmart to open
Anonymous No.715688493 [Report]
I've never cared for Donkey Kong. This should have been a Mario game.
Anonymous No.715688540 [Report] >>715688647
>>715688349 (OP)
havent bought a switch yet. buying a console on release is really fucking retarded anon....... not sure why you are shilling.
Anonymous No.715688594 [Report]
>>715688349 (OP)
Simple, bazinga looks shit.
Anonymous No.715688621 [Report] >>715689134
>>715688349 (OP)
I pre-ordered it weeks ago from target and they haven't shipped it yet. It said Backlogged and now it says arriving the 23rd
Anonymous No.715688647 [Report] >>715688776
>>715688540
>buying a console on release is really fucking retarded anon

It's sold out everywhere and probably will be all year. Shoulda preordered.
Anonymous No.715688669 [Report] >>715694974
>>715688349 (OP)
I beat the game and am going to work at 100% on the weekend
Anonymous No.715688776 [Report] >>715688840 >>715688859 >>715688901
>>715688647
and aren't those guys are retarded? like the black friday burgers that swarm the stores and buy things the second they release lol. please atleast tell me you aren't american lol.
Anonymous No.715688840 [Report] >>715688937
>>715688776
You sound deranged lmao
Anonymous No.715688859 [Report] >>715688937
>>715688776
he preordered a fucking console, of course he's a amerifat lol.
Anonymous No.715688885 [Report]
I am eating breakfast and then leaving for the game store to go and get it.
Anonymous No.715688901 [Report] >>715688937
>>715688776
I ordered online because I wasn’t a dumbass latefag
Anonymous No.715688937 [Report]
>>715688840
>>715688859
>>715688901
burger mentality
Anonymous No.715688985 [Report]
Finally able to get a switch 2 the other day but it was from Amazon so will take a while to get to me
Anonymous No.715688995 [Report]
>>715688349 (OP)
Will emulate in a few years in a bearable resolution instead if it even outlives the artificial hype.
Anonymous No.715689002 [Report]
Because the Amazon driver needs to hurry the fuck up
Anonymous No.715689134 [Report]
>>715688621
Pre order niggers fukd while line waiter win. I showed up to my local gamestop 2 hours before release window and ended being the 4th person to buy in store. Scalpers got fukd. Everyone who attempted a day 1 purchase got it. Everyone who pre ordered got fucked over. They sent way more stock to retailers than they aloted for pre orders this time around.
Anonymous No.715689140 [Report]
>>715688349 (OP)
I am and I must say it’s definitely kino… as the kids like to say.

OHHHH BANANA
Anonymous No.715689169 [Report] >>715689258
Simple. I'm not 5 years old. I'm a grown adult man with a successful career, a beautiful wife, and 3 amazing children who will grow up to be normal happy and healthy members of society by NOT letting them play video games or use the internet.
Anonymous No.715689195 [Report]
is it out on digital already?
havent turned on my switch 2 ever since death stranding 2 came out.
Anonymous No.715689228 [Report]
I'm going to shitch myself
Anonymous No.715689245 [Report]
BECAUSE I'M STUCK IN MY FUCKING WAGE CAGE
Anonymous No.715689258 [Report]
>>715689169
I hear you anon. But I want my blond-haired blue-eyed children to have the best in life, which is why I let them play Nintendo games.
Anonymous No.715689346 [Report]
It's not 1990 any more. Playing as a gorilla is about as fun as playing as a tranny.
Anonymous No.715689646 [Report] >>715690537
so the local glowie obsessfag shill is a nintengroid, why am I not surprised.

Just so you know, palworld is better.
Z.
Anonymous No.715689658 [Report]
>>715688349 (OP)
I’m poor
:(
Anonymous No.715690461 [Report] >>715690565
paulines jap voice is so much better its unreal
it looks like thats what they lip synced her to too
Anonymous No.715690537 [Report]
>>715689646
>palworld
what is this, 2021? go back to roblox
Anonymous No.715690565 [Report]
>>715690461
nintendo of america hires union voice actors instead of ones with actually talent so that makes sense
I think the last game I played in eng dub that didn't make me cringe was dragon quest xi
Anonymous No.715690601 [Report]
>>715688349 (OP)
Not a system seller game, not interested
Anonymous No.715690661 [Report] >>715691210
>>715688349 (OP)
I'll buy it later today, I love 3D platformers!!, I love videogames!!!!!!!!!!1
Anonymous No.715690702 [Report]
>>715688349 (OP)
If the game was really good I'd have bought a Switch 2 but it looks like a toddler game. I'll wait for something worth buying. Metroid Prime 4 is still a switch 1 game so not that one.
Anonymous No.715691101 [Report]
>>715688349 (OP)
The store sent my copy yesterday. Hopefully it will arrive in time for me to pick it up after work
Anonymous No.715691192 [Report]
Why was K. Rool there?
Anonymous No.715691210 [Report]
>>715690661
Me2 brother. But I can't get it.
Anonymous No.715691320 [Report]
Just finished the first real world (SL100)
It’s really fun, I like making caves and doing the surfboard jump. My favorite part of the challenge stages in Odyssey were the hidden coins put in random as fuck spots and they have areas like that for every challenge stage now. I made a dirtmound to do a double jump to get to magic gold tiles and it was cool.
Anonymous No.715691440 [Report]
Yeah, I downloaded it because who gives a fuck anymore
Anonymous No.715691893 [Report] >>715691925 >>715692002 >>715692046
Probablu getting it later today. How is it compared to Odyssey? My biggest fear is for the game to be too easy
Anonymous No.715691925 [Report] >>715692510
>>715691893
>My biggest fear is for the game to be too easy
I got bad news for you
Anonymous No.715692002 [Report] >>715692510
>>715691893
It’s easy so far. Even if you mess up by falling, you get red balloons like candy and you can’t turn them off. If you do die, I don’t know what happens. You return to the last checkpoint I guess, there’s no lives or anything.
Anonymous No.715692046 [Report] >>715692510
>>715691893
Story easy postgame hard
Anonymous No.715692395 [Report]
>>715688349 (OP)
I'm honestly not interested, do what you want with that
Anonymous No.715692445 [Report] >>715694786
Just got the purchase email, but look when it's coming kek.
Anonymous No.715692510 [Report] >>715692745
>>715691925
>>715692002
Shame, are the platforming challenged at least good enough you could genuinely fall? Odyssey already was like that so I can accept it. Odyssey was easy but I at least liked doing my own shit to win
>>715692046
Good to hear, thanks
Anonymous No.715692745 [Report]
>>715692510
Only times I fell were
>when I wanted to see if you would fall while hanging if you went off the side because it’s pretty lenient otherwise
>I tried doing a spin jump to reach an area and the spin jump bounces you off walls in this game
I’d assume it gets harder later on but it’s about odyssey difficulty right now. The combat is easier, mostly because DK is strong and I don’t see that getting much harder at all because the new Bananza DK makes him even stronger and you can go in and out of it by pounding chest.
Anonymous No.715692986 [Report]
>>715688349 (OP)
Switch 2 acquired. 300+ hours of playtime on it.
Bananza is too rustic/crystalline, I don't enjoy looking at it.
Anonymous No.715693095 [Report]
>>715688349 (OP)
I don't have a Switch 2 and if I had one I wouldn't buy it because I hate Donkey Kong.
Anonymous No.715693570 [Report]
>>715688349 (OP)
I feel no desire to play as this gay boy or explore his vomit environments.
Anonymous No.715693679 [Report]
I AM playing it. I just stopped by here for a second to laugh at all the seething.
Anonymous No.715694786 [Report]
>>715692445
Nice
Anonymous No.715694974 [Report]
>>715688669
How fucking short is this game
Anonymous No.715695051 [Report]
>>715688349 (OP)
I wouldn't play that shit for free
Anonymous No.715695116 [Report] >>715695138
I bought a switch 2 and had to return it to afford a Majora's Mask Skull Kid statue

which then broke in shipping
Anonymous No.715695128 [Report]
>Why aren't you playing the latest Nintendo masterpiece?
I can't pick it up yet, best buy will have my preorder ready for pick up in a few hours
Anonymous No.715695138 [Report]
>>715695116
get fukt