Thread 715693317

why did blizzard turn the night elves from cool forest amazons into stupid bimbos?

You are forgetting the other part of their identity.

>>715693509
That side has turned into crust-busting furries.

I mourn their loss every day

You know why

>>715693931
Naaah chief, metzen and hearthstone retard are worst parts of old blizz

>>715693737
the venn diagram of having a wow subscription and a blacked subscription is a perfect circle

>>715693629
fuck off /tv/ god damn it

>>715694408
>video games in crvst we bvst

>>715693317 (OP)
>paw mark on the thigh
You just know.

Draenei girls have better cocks anyway

Pov: You're an Orc

>>715694898
actually I'm a gnome. What I choose to do remains unchanged.

>>715694898
Elf-hater.

>>715694193
brode still has soul even if he was a retard

>>715694930
>What I choose to do remains unchanged.
collect the clothes she's lost and offer to help her dress her wound since there's blood?

>>715694959
Orcs rape elves because they love them and elves let themselves get raped by orcs because they love it

ITT

>>715693317 (OP)
it's empowering

I love nelves

>>715693317 (OP)
They got access to big human cocks. It was inevitable.

>>715693317 (OP)
elffags are one step off furfags in behaviour
they'll paypig the game to the point the devs ruin it pandering to them and get shit like modern wow with both faction being mostly pretty elves

>>715696439
Night elves are taller than humans.
And orcs.

>>715693317 (OP)
>into

>>715696378
You wouldn't be spamming AIslop all day long if you did.

>>715696631
Unrelated, but ok.

>Noldorfag instantly finds thread about elves and starts seething
Insane behavior dude.

nelf pusy

Reminder that Tyrande is fat

>>715697018
perfect child bearing weight

>>715696775
there's nothing wrong with AI elves

Night Elves are built for ____

Night elves (in WC3) were a great, genuine human creation.
No reason to soullessly slopper all over them.

>>715697236
>holding hands
>making babies
>wives
>consensual sex only
>having elf babies with
>dating
>love
>kissing
>hugging
>spooning
>snuggling
>smiles
>waifus
>massaging behind the ears
>keeping secrets
>best friends
>friends
>neighbors
>petting
>nibbling ears
>positive comments
>role models
>fitness
>a standard human women will never reach
>starting a family with
>proposing to
>marriage
>pregnant belly rubs
>romance
>honeymoons
>introducing to your parents
>stable relationships
>not rape
>comforting
>worshiping elven gods with
>dreams
>happiness
>not purging
>not hating
>not drugging
>having their culture preserved and practiced
>choosing wedding rings with
>long romantic walks in the forest with
>kicking pervy humans off their lands
>treating with romantic dinners
>taking nice relaxing hot springs baths with
>talking their beautiful language
>post-sex bedtalk and snuggling
>top of the line educations
>extended tropical vacations
>killing lesser races with
>montages of romantic activities in picturesque cities with a tacky soundtrack

>>715697169
inaccurate eyebrows
your statement has been refuted

>>715697169
more office elves

>>715694898
Didn't the Orcs just skin nelves alive? They'd be seeing them naked plenty, but probably not in the way you're thinking.

>>715697527
He's thinking of porn.
This is a porn thread.

>>715697559
female nightelves are sex incarnate, duh

>>715697428
>what's the matter Anon? Do you have a problem with me sitting on your desk? Do you have important work to do Anon?

>>715697527
are we talking realistically or fantasy?
because realistically, as you can see throughout history, with japs and koreans for example, orcs would definitely be raping female elves.

>>715697663
canonically she would cause that desk to fucking collapse kek

>>715697527
>Didn't the Orcs just skin nelves alive?
I've never seen any proof of this

>>715694408
They don't leave their faggotry out our games, so why should we leave our opinions out of threads? Kill yourself queer.

https://www.wowhead.com/news/buy-the-overcharged-delve-mount-for-undercoins-in-patch-11-2-377754#comments

>belt is not obtainable in 11.2

GRIM

I kinda checked out during Legion, what's Maiev up to these days

>>715695006
>wings on Furions arms
lmfao i'll never forgive wow for adding this absolutely retarded design

>>715697725
Are you saying she's fat?

>>715693317 (OP)
Because the horde are blizzard staff self inserts.

>>715698143
I'm saying they're like 7 feet tall beefcakes

>>715693317 (OP)
I can't believe what blizzard has done to nerf the best race in azeroth it's shameful

>>715698504
it really sucks they've never been able to shine outside of WC3 and only got made worse in WoW

>>715696378
that's highbong

>>715693317 (OP)
nortubel tier character design

>>715693931
>Metzen
>soul
>when he decided it was great to have Illidan as a raidboss.
Only soul here is Samwise. Metzen sold his to the profit devils when BC released.

>>715698586
I gave it the benefit of the doubt during the Ahn Qiraj patch, but yeah afterwards it was all going downhill.

>>715693718
>Female Nelves where amazon goddesses
>Male Nelves were fay gigachads
Modern warcraft didn't lost it's edge, it was sanded down into a circle

>>715698016
>>715698371

Lovely nelves

>>715693509
Damn, get a load of this bimbo right here everyone!

orc only

>>715693931
Samwise is the only one there who isn't responsible for raping a game to death.

Hell, you can throw Kaplan in there too. For all /v/'s bitching about Old Guards, a lot of them are absolute fucking monkeys.

>>715697495
Grom's victim lmao.

i want this but purple and long ears

>>715698218
That isn't reflected in any of their appearances or official art.

>>715703565
not really what you ask for but I'll post it anyway

>>715700821
>no fangs
WEAK

>>715703816
they've never been particularly ripped (at least not the females), more lean and toned
they are definitely taller than your average guy, though

WoW elves look like shit
feather eyebrows are retarded, eyes are retarded

>>715698218
>>715703816
>>715704074
I can't recall any art that gives them Samwise levels of beefcake (and Samwise tends to draw women as fairly regular sized, if thicc). Metzen always gave them a fair bit of definition though, substantially more than he'd give the equivalent human.

>>715704831
they're iconic, like the huge shoulders
it gets real retarded when they become pencil thin like this
>eyes are retarded
they're just glowing, think Mortal Kombat

>>715705203
>they're iconic
meaningless statement, they're possibly the worst rendition of elves ever
>they're just glowing
yeah bro. that's cringe.

>>715705276
Samwise drew them as much more delicate, which made for a much stronger contrast versus his male figures. Metzen had the genders closer together. Also pic related is probably a High Elf, not Night.

>>715705334
Another one by Samwise

>>715705272
Warcraft has always rather been cartoonish, and those features only support it (they emote with their god damn ears and eyebrows lmao). I think that's what sets it apart from other fantasy franchises, and I wish they would lean into it some more.
On the other hand, elves feel woefully underrepresented in today's media, which is absurd because there's tons of them everywhere - but they are a far cry from the Tolkien-esque creatures we were shown in the past. Nowadays it's all just humans with pointy ears.

>>715705591
Cutscenes don't count.

>>715705654
*ESO don't count.
curse you zenimax!

>>715703565
moar

>>715705591
>Warcraft has always rather been cartoonish
I miss the days of watching the WoW intro trailer and thinking that one day their graphics might go in that direction

>>715706003
WELL...

>seeing all those old concept arts by Metzen & Samwise
>none of its style and direction are present in today's Blizzard "Art-style"
I remember ogling those Warcraft 3 & WoW concept art from Samwise as a kid and thinking one day we'd see them in glorious HD models and textures. Man what a fucking shame.

>>715694606
You think we don’t know? Night Elves are built for horse cock, just like Human women are made for knots and Draenei for Orcs.

>>715706560
Blizzard games are held entirely on the shoulders of SFM artists these days. Think about it. What would Overwatch or Warcraft be without Widowmaker’s bubble butt? Assumi’s beast-lust? These games survive in spite of their owners, and only because a better Western developer hasn’t done along and said, “hey, straight men like our girls? Let’s celebrate that.”

>>715706560
I've been hankering for a game that captures that feel and unfortunately all I can think of is Darksiders or even Kingdoms of Amalur

>>715697169
>>715697663
>>715698143
>office elf anon delivers again
Based and pencil pilled

>>715705203
cinematic sylvanas always looked retarded yet wowcucks eat it up every time

>>715703565
bit of a failed one but at least now I know sora can do it

>>715708505
good job bro

>>715708665
thank our AI overlords
GROK 4 WARCHIEF

>>715708505
bro inpaint that extra ear

mods r gay

>>715708505
How tf sora didn't censor it

>>715693317 (OP)
All women should be stupid bimbos

>>715706792
Nope nelves are for orcs
Their bellies belong to them just like their territory

>>715712957
*are

>>715693317 (OP)
>blizzard
>turned them into bimbos
Did they? I don't play wow, but last time I've heard blizzard was busy everything as un-sexy and puritan safe as possible.

>>715713032
Most gnomish post of the thread.

Elfschizo is genuinely one of the only schizos in this site I like. Elf threads are often just disguised jewish shitted and anti-white threads, so it's a good thing when he shits those up. He doesn't spam good threads, so he's a lawful good schizo.

>>715715283
Appreciated.

I want to see Night Elves in frilly, modest dresses while they look mildly annoyed
That or in business-casual wear, but with slacks instead of skirts

>>715693931
Samwise was based as fuck

>>715716276
>Samwise became the lead artist for HoTS
There's a reason it was the last good Blizzard game.

>>715706560
Samwise's yt art streams were nice to watch. Buy his panda viking comic. Never forget Li Li too.

It's widely known that elf women prefer human men.
I don't know why you get mad about Warcraft canon. Pick a better setting for elf wank or something.

>>715693931
the rehiring of metzen proved that warcraft was good despite him, not because of him

>>715722368
except wow was in a completely awful state and they clearly had exhausted all their ideas on how to fix it so they brought back metzen
they should have begged morhaime to come back instead

>>715722567
>except wow was in a completely awful state
still is

>>715697591
Pure sex

>>715726628
Horrendous.

>>715726628
0/10 belly too small

>>715693317 (OP)
>into stupid bimbos
they made them negresses, and it's awful

>>715726628
awful artstyle

Recommend singleplayer WRPGs with hot (night)elves, mystical forests and a good OST

>>715728156
Kingdoms of Amalur.

>>715698750
retard, look at the markings on her face.

>>715727391
Making AI thepit art is a good shitpost