Thread 715698613

donkeysissies... they're laughing at our flop of the year

mario kart flop world and wokey kong badanza will shitch 2 ever catch a break

In Korea, the new DK game and MKW are facing strong criticism. A well-known Korean streamer who specializes in Nintendo content even announced they would stop playing the new DK game because game was so disappointing.

>>715698613 (OP)
i just wanna see how badly they will screw up a new animal crossing or a new zelda title

donkey kong and the switch 2 are wildly successful

>>715698613 (OP)
Without spoiling anything, how long is this game? I got suggested a playthrough that was like 5:40 long..

>>715699812
Odyssey was like 3 hours long if you only did the story but 30 if you went for full completion.

>>715698613 (OP)
>>715698686
>>715698868
You are a massive cuck.

>>715699924
How come nobody can answer the question how long the new DK game is without talking about Odyssey?

>>715700005
Because the game just came out today, genius. Give me time to play it.

>>715698686
No break in the sails, fastest selling console

>>715700005
retard

>>715698868
>some literally who gook's opinion matters
the absolute state of eric

>>715698686
>badanza
If thats the best you can come up with then Dk bananza wins unironically. You sound like a 3rd grader LMAO

>>715698868
>well-known Korean streamer who specializes in Nintendo content
Way to make me not care about their opinion.

>>715700385
Seriously, at least call it Bazinga or something. Kids these days..

>>715698868
why does /v/ suddenly care about steamers

4 (FOUR) HOUR GAME

>>715700723
Because Eric is DESPERATE to find ANYTHING that fits the narrative he's made up in his SICK head and that’s the only place he could find it. SAD!

I looked at a bit of gameplay and it seems fine?
Seems very similar to Odyssey, I assume it's the same developers. I imagine that if you liked one you'll like the other.
Pauline sounds very annoying.

>>715699812
About 5 hours long if you aren't retarded. You can probably stretch it out to 30 if you want to get every retarded collectable that does nothing.

>>715700740
FOUR
FUCKING
HOURS

>>715701396
Damn, how much were they charging for this? 70 or 80? Every DKC and DK64 felt twice as long.

>>715701503
DK64 can be 101% in 5 hours, what are you taking about

>>715701503
Death Stranding 2 is the same price and shorter than Bananza

>>715701659
I'm not an autistic speedrunner though.

>>715698868
Korea sounds like such a shithole lmao

>>715698868
But enough about worst korea

>>715700356
>some literally who gook's opinion matters
well
>it has 0 negative reviews
>it has 0 mixed reviews
>it has 100% positive reviews 9/10 and up
they literally have nothing but some random asian snoyboy to use as proof that its a flop.

>>715701492
huh?
>several reviews mention spending 20ish hours on the story
>then having plenty to go back for side content, many taking 35-40 hours for the bulk of it
>implying at least 50 to 100%
oh but youre saying if you speedrun it, its 4 hours
Well zamn I guess BotW and Mario Odyssey were worse since you can beat both in less.

>>715702859
>speedrun
lmao, the streamer played like shit and fucked around and still made it through bananza in 5 hours and 40 minutes
you think he has already found an optimized speedrunning strat on launch day to reduce a 20 hour game to 1/4th the length lmao

>>715703156
The best Odyssey speedruns are under one hour but if you just stuck to the main story and moved from kingdom to kingdom as soon as you got enough moons, you'd still be able to finish it casually in less than three.

>>715703156
I dont get your point, im going to assume youre dishonest or retarded.
This is a collectathon. You can beat most in one sitting easily, even as a kid I would do just that.
The point of a collectathon is to collect a bunch of shit.
is zelda BotW a 30 minute game?
is odyssey only 2 hours?
no, no one in good faith would say that because thats not how you play these games.

just because you CAN beat a game in one sitting doesnt mean you should, thats on you, joseph anderson. Either your fishing for a reason to snoypost about this good game, which is pathetic, or you are too retarded to self regulate, which is retarded.

>>715703479
I AM SILLY

>DK is making the usual suspects mad
Now I know it's a good game. Guess it's finally time to bite the bullet and get a Switch 2.

>>715701503
>Every DKC and DK64 felt twice as long.
How recently did you last play the Rare DKCs? Reaching the credits in any one of them takes about 2 hours at a push

>>715698868
You lost.

>>715702279
Then you won't be beating Bananza in 5-6 hours

>>715698868
>In Korea, the new DK game and MKW are facing strong criticism
Meanwhile in reality:
Media Create data for South Korea week June 30 - July 6
01./01. [NS2] Mario Kart World <RCE> (Nintendo) {2025.06.05}
02./02. [PS5] Death Stranding 2: On the Beach <ACT> (Sony Interactive Entertainment) {2025.06.26}
03./04. [NSW] Animal Crossing: New Horizons <ETC> (Nintendo) {2020.03.20}
04./00. [NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe <RCE> (Nintendo) {2017.12.15}
05./00. [NSW] Super Mario Party: Jamboree <ETC> (Nintendo) {2024.10.17}

>>715704358
>killer app that made it's hardware the fastest selling in history
>lost
cope