>>715705906 (OP)
No.
>>715706001
No.
>>715706327
No.
>>715706441
No.
>>715706543
No.
Holy shit you are all retarded
Vampires as we know them are a Victorian commentary on the wealthy stealing peasant women, sucking the life out of the underclass, and generally being violent assholes against whom people had no recourse. That's why they're always barons or counts. It's not subtle.
Zombies are a commentary on consumerism.