Thread 715708993 - /v/ [Archived: 212 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:15:15 PM No.715708993
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Apologize
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:18:12 PM No.715709167
Iโ€™m sorry, Super Mario Galaxy 2
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:23:32 PM No.715709510
>>715708993 (OP)
why is sony trying to copy Nintendo?
isn't their thing supposed to be "mature" games for "mature" audience
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:24:31 PM No.715709583
I'm sorry, what the fuck is the point of the spikes and enemies if the player is invulnerable??
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:26:02 PM No.715709673
>>715709510
>Seethe when they make movie games
>Seethe when they make bingshit games
>Seethe when they make a 3d platformer which is apparently "copying" mario
>Don't seethe when Nintendo copies ubisoft
curious
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:33:24 PM No.715710115
which mario game is this?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:02:47 PM No.715711903
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>>715709510
>why is sony trying to copy Nintendo?
That's like their hole thing
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:03:35 PM No.715711951
>>715709583
It's not fun when you lose.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:05:16 PM No.715712053
>>715708993 (OP)
>monkeyball but you can't move the stage
casul gobshite
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:06:03 PM No.715712096
>>715709583
Maybe they have more traction?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:21:42 PM No.715713096
>>715708993 (OP)
This would probably be a decent level if you removed air control and turned the unpainted spots on the green platforms into holes.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:44:58 PM No.715714720
>>715708993 (OP)
>mario galaxy ball level with forgettable soulless >:( enemy designs
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:45:46 PM No.715714771
>>715708993 (OP)
can indie shovelware ever copy something other than nintendoslop?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:53:20 PM No.715715303
>>715709673
>>Don't seethe when Nintendo copies ubisoft
erm, that's called innovation, snoy!
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:02:12 PM No.715715954
>>715709583
You're not invulnerable those enemies have bumpers that knock you off. You can also freely jump off the ball at any moment which is why the spikes are there.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:18:01 PM No.715717020
>>715709583
did you not see the ball?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:25:22 PM No.715717579
>>715708993 (OP)
such a great game dude i need to do the new speedrun levels
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:28:29 PM No.715717818
>>715709510
that's xbox thing tho? Sony's cinematic slop is written like it's made for children
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:29:00 PM No.715717865
>>715708993 (OP)
This is pathetic, I've seen more challenging Mario Sunshine fluddless stages.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:29:03 PM No.715717869
>>715708993 (OP)
I apologize to the Super Mario Sunshine modding community.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:30:49 PM No.715718012
>>715708993 (OP)
this game is for toddlers. Explains a lot, like why all the journoscum voted for it.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:31:09 PM No.715718031
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>>715708993 (OP)
Where's the diverging paths for extra goodies?
Why is everything so green and sterile?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:34:20 PM No.715718260
>>715718031
It's one of those short levels in Astro Bot that's themed around one of the buttons on the PlayStation controller. If you fly your controller around the major level planets sometimes there are stars that you can crash into and they have these small levels where you can get a bot
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:36:16 PM No.715718435
>>715708993 (OP)
>ball has no momentum
>ball can do a u-turn midair when jumping
>enemies shooting you can't even get their attack out, they die if you touch them
>background consists of single rocks
>all just a straight line
>sudden speed change into scripted final jump
Why even make a platformer such poor fundamentals.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:36:33 PM No.715718448
>>715718260
Ah, fair enough.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:36:38 PM No.715718458
The Illusion of Challenge: The Game
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:37:28 PM No.715718519
>>715708993 (OP)
I'm a PC fag, but this looks way smoother and more fun that Niggerkong.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:38:16 PM No.715718570
>>715708993 (OP)
it really does just look like galaxy
I bet I'd enjoy it, for what it's worth
should have been on the ps4 a decade ago though
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:38:30 PM No.715718597
>>715718012
Graphics are way better and smoother than DK
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:38:46 PM No.715718623
>bing bing wahoo, sony
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:39:28 PM No.715718670
>>715718623
:OOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:40:41 PM No.715718771
I'm sorry Knack
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:42:33 PM No.715718917
WTF
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>>715709673
>snoy makes that one hideous turd Concord and lose literal billions like retards
>in a panic, they try to course correct by giving unlimited budget to promote some unremarkable bing bing wahoo
Snoydownies buy that cucksole for its """mature""" moviegames and fifa trash. Dunno what they expected when they drove from the platform everyone either with a hint of motor skills, or underage/tendie enough to like platformers
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:46:23 PM No.715719229
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no.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:48:27 PM No.715719374
cool DLC for the free game that comes with the PS5
why is it so expensive though
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:53:53 PM No.715719802
astrobot gameplay
astrobot gameplay
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:57:21 PM No.715720069
>>715719802
okay and now show the moon version of that level, berserk type shi
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:58:32 PM No.715720157
>>715719802
it's okay when sony does it chud
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:59:26 PM No.715720217
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>>715718519
>I'm a PC fag, but this looks way smoother and more fun that Niggerkong.
Replies: >>715722401
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:00:58 PM No.715720332
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>>715720069
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:03:42 PM No.715720527
>>715718458
The average Crash level mogs this.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:04:19 PM No.715720578
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>>715719802
theres a lot of variety in the worlds
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:05:56 PM No.715720689
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>>715720578
PS5 player
7/17/2025, 6:07:45 PM No.715720805
>>715720332
>>715720578
This is too scary, please spoiler it and give a warning next time.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:08:07 PM No.715720828
>snoy is FUMING that people compare his baby game to a baby show
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:09:27 PM No.715720931
>>715709510
>only Nintendo is allowed to make scrimblo bimblos in 2025
You should be lightly kicked in the penis.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:13:02 PM No.715721183
>>715709583
It's to show of the haptic feedback
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:13:10 PM No.715721198
>>715709510
why do you jeets always start corny consolewars? we were done with this crap until your shitskin kind flooded the internet
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:14:36 PM No.715721325
greybro
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Wow, this blue game looks incredible, unlike current red game! I wish I was blue and not grey...
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:17:34 PM No.715721574
>>715709510
Turns out that even the mature audience wants to have fun instead of playing some misery simulator
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:18:20 PM No.715721639
waow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8-Tx_hJcfM
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:25:11 PM No.715722178
>>715709510
youโ€™re just now realizing snoys are always seething because they just want bingtendo games on their no gamesstation?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:26:39 PM No.715722289
How did Sony make such a pure game for us gamers, bros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyAUiqJOa4A
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:27:38 PM No.715722357
>>715709673
>/v/ is one person
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:28:16 PM No.715722401
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>>715720217
Just saying the stylized graphics are more refined.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:28:44 PM No.715722431
>>715722289
they made a (worse) Nintendogame on console with no games
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:30:10 PM No.715722549
>>715722401
you could have just said itโ€™s because it will probably come to your shitty toaster turdy
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:14:32 PM No.715725830
Bump
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:24:34 PM No.715726560
Carol's game is much more funny. And cute, too.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:26:50 PM No.715726742
>>715708993 (OP)
I canโ€™t beat the secret final DLC level. Itโ€™s way too long of a level.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:30:23 PM No.715727013
Post astro lewds
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:31:52 PM No.715727106
>>715708993 (OP)
nortubel in 3d
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:31:55 PM No.715727109
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>>715722549
The Switch 2 is literally a toaster though? Like it under performs and gets hot? Hello?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:32:55 PM No.715727165
>>715708993 (OP)
I'm sorry Mario Galaxy.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:35:04 PM No.715727321
>>715727109
that webm shows switch 1, anon
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:44:48 PM No.715728080
>>715708993 (OP)
bing bing WAHOO +1up
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:49:13 PM No.715728382
>>715720578
They copied Luigi's Mansion
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:52:11 PM No.715728634
astro bot is an artificial game about an artificial mascot praised by artificial fans.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:03:41 PM No.715729548
>>715727106
What?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:36:38 PM No.715732087
I like both astro bot and dk bananza
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:38:43 PM No.715732254
Apologize for what. Astroturf has terrible level design and the game controls like shit. It's quite possibly the most boring and sterile 3D platformer ever made.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:40:57 PM No.715732425
>supposed to be some kind of challenging complex level
>you can just hold forward and run through it without ever stopping
do snoys really?