Thread 715719350

Never ever.

If you are that fat, you can easily afford it.
I'm not getting the new Switch until they get a system seller like Monster Hunter or Fire Emblem.

oh no what are we gonna do steambros without le shitty monke game

>>715719350 (OP)
LOL
fucking lmao even

>>715719853
tendies on suicide watch

>>715719570
Yeah, steamgods we can just play steam games-
>Your credit card company has declined this purchase

>>715719937
You buy porn games?

>>715719853
>>715719928
Now compare the gameplay

I plan on buying a S2, I don't even wanna try DKB, feels pointless.

>>715719853
static background image vs fully destructible environment
Whats your point

>>715719570
Lmao, shut the fuck up Gabe. You don't represent PC anymore. We will just pirate our porn games

>>715720026
they are similar in the sense that both are dogshit gameplay-wise

Zelda and Metroid are the only Nintendo franchises I care about. I never liked bing bing wahoo type games. I have a Switch and the only games I played on it were botw, totk and metroid dread.

>>715719350 (OP)
>Wanting to play as a retarded cartoon ape
Reminder that the true Deus Ex will forever be a PC exclusive.
>inb4 le PS2 port
Dumbed down and casualised most aspects and isn't modable.

>too retarded to even draw a fucking wojak
tendies are corporate property, and even the corpo ai that makes their memes knows they play games for literal toddlers

Oh not I can't play dogshit, whatever will I do!

>>715720026
>Bing Bing Wahoo slop with tacked-on lite RPG skills
>Good gameplay
Maybe if you're a toddler, the demographic this game was made for.

> Nintendo thinks that literal Bing Bing Wahoo is the exclusive that will sell Switch 2.
Lol.

>>715720496
Better than WoW

im just not buying a switch or a switch 2 unless they make MKW good or release a cohesive zelda experience. sorry!

>>715719350 (OP)
>AIsloppa
lol
lmao

>>715719853
Tendies are fucking retarded and they will defend nintendo no matter what

>>715720458
>Turd Cutter Bananza

Lmfao

PCbros... it's over....
G-Gaben-sama... forgive me....

>>715720458
>DK is now a sausage turd with fur

>>715720525
Everyone knows that only Zelda is a system seller. Not sure why we're still stuck in this 1980s mindset where Mario platformers are still appealing in 2025

>>715719531
>Pay $500 to be able to play a $70 game
>Not pirate and emulate for free.
LMAO

Honest question, why do Nintendo fans spend all their time shitposting and circlejerking sales numbers on here instead of playing their new game that just came out? They did the same with Mario Kart World.

>>715720757
Snoys and Tendies have no identity IRL so they need to defend the brand that kept them safe from their shit parents when they were kids as they were raised by them.

>>715720757
They have the mentality of toddlers. In all of their large threads they seethe about some guy called Eric.

>>715720458
Lol wtf, the Pajeet couldn't even paste the picture of the actual box.

steamtroons are too busy gooning to their hyper bimbo anal vore infation sissy hypno mods and grooming underage boys on discord to pay real games

Oh fuck, oh no. I can only play the other 5 billion games in existence. How can I live without super mario oddish shit with super advanced 7th gen physics

>>715720757
>Nintendo fans
Its one guy doing all sides since he hasn't moved on from console wars and still wants them

oh did a new nintendo game come out?
didn't even notice
too busy playing wallpaper engine

>>715720757
>>715720876
They be like irl poorly written NPCs, their existence is to give dumb ass takes.

steamsisters group meeting we need new narrative

>>715720975
>to pay real games
Nintendies pay but don't play

>>715721132
do turdworlders really?

>>715721160
>>715720975
>>715720621
all me

>>715721167
hope the 12 year old boy you’re trying to convince to transition sees this sis!

>>715720757
DK Binanza is the most played and discussed game on /v/ right now, keep coming up with delusions and samefagging steamie you lost fat faggot

>>715720757
it's so short that they already beat it

>>715719350 (OP)
It's mediocre. Remove the Nintendo bonus and it's a 8/10 game at best

>>715719350 (OP)
Sour grapes buckbroke the pirate third world PC fanboys.

>>715720975
>real games
Toddlershit Square in Hole Simulator 2

does this mean it's meant for 1 year olds

>>715721353
More like BK Bingnanza!

>>715721334
>>715721385
All me

>>715721427
but enough about steamtroons fetishes

>>715719350 (OP)
If someone wanted to play Bing Bing Wahoo! slop number 3546726 I assume he would be open to buy Nintendo's devices? It's not like Nintendo has ever sold its games on PC.

>>715719350 (OP)
You couldn't even come up with 2 games, so you had to put donkey Kong twice
Lmao

>>715721502
it's the IQ requirement

steamyshitties really don’t like this thread

>>715721062
The entire shitflinging sales general thread is one guy?

>>715721617
That's a bananza tree... What do they teach kids in school these days jeez...

>>715721718
Yep

>>715721718
the guy you replied to is the guy

>>715720876
desu

last game game by valve was portal 2 and thats just a quirky tranny physic simulator meanwhile nintendo has made multiple 10/10s each year. its pathetic how fucking sad pclards are with the 2000$ no game stations

>>715721615
It's literally a thirdy issue. Nintendo products tend to be very expensive on those countries, so emulation is their only option

>>715719350 (OP)
pcsisters... our response?

>>715720896
>well ya see. sometimes tendies want to accuse someone called eric of shitting up their threads
>its been that way since breath of the wild!
>and if there's nobody criticising a nintendo game, they get moody... and take it out on the board.
>now, here's the thing about that.
>eric has NEVER been here!!! not once!!!
>and in order to stop the tendies from shitting up the whole board
>we just started taking turns pretending to be him!
>and you know what the weird thing is!? it actually worked!!!
>as long as there's a critic, the tendies actually believe it.
>...
>just, before you go tell the tendies, lemme ask you one last thing.
>who's eric?! who is he?!
>cause none of us have ever seen him! none of us! ever!
>every time a tendie accuses someone of being eric its either like...
>they just accuse a regular poster, we false flag, or its obvious bait.
>so who is eric? who is he? is he just the tendies imaginary friend?
>is he their alter-ego?! like some alternate personality or something?!
>and why the hell does he get so much attention!?
>if the snoys are their most hated, what does that make him?!
>>uh, what if its us?
>us?
>>yeah, we been pretending to be eric doin' stuff...
>>what if when we pretend to be eric, we's actually eric?
>what?
>its ALWAYS been us?
>then where'd the idea of eric come from in the first place?
>>beats me
>this doesnt make any sense
>what about you!? you came to this thread!
>are YOU eric? are you?
>huh!? are ya? are ya?

>>715721968
This I work both sides depending on the day

>>715719350 (OP)
you forgot MK World

it funny how irrelevant peecee gaming was until 2013 when jewnited states started strongarming the entire world into accepting shitdows 10 with steam preinstalled through nuclear war threats and ZOG

>>715719350 (OP)
Look at the tight responsive platforming controls!

>>715722398
Is that the reboot where they put all the females in burkas?

>>715722482
>that image
>when there have been (and will be) countless threads featuring tendies mad about the deck
try harder
also that image itself is you being mad about the deck

>>715719350 (OP)
>AI slop
opinion discarded