Thread 715726218

>What if WEG..... but good
I'm so pissed we will never get more of this. It would make millions today

>>715726218 (OP)
>but good
>posts the worst entry in the original series
>doesn't post 1, 3, or 6

>>715726218 (OP)
>Ugly balding little pervert Jew protagonist has sex with multiple guy women
Hmmm

>>715726364
Ackshually in Magna Cum Laude he's rejected for NOT being jewish.

>>715726218 (OP)
Porn games can only be patreon low-funding projects
The media would tear any high-budget wish-fulfillment sex game for males to shreds

>>715726260
It's older than you

>>715726508
Old joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDOCrGdWAYk
(Stephen Wright would steal this joke years later)

we got plenty of larry games but only a handful at that level of quality

Is there a lore reason for how he's able to get laid by hot bimbos even though he's so short and ugly?

>>715726812
A factual concept: put in the work and you get pity pussy. You just bitch online about hating women, while Larry will bullshit his way into their pants.

>>715726812
You see it in the games. He talks his way into sex despite being unattractive

>>715726812
that's kind of the joke driving every puzzle in his point and click adventures, he gets rejected by all the girls but then after piecing together a Quiche de Larry from beaver cheese, fish eggs, and a bottle of Spanish Fly (really the only ingredient that turns out to matter), he gets laid with ease

>>715728018
just don't ask how he got the beaver milk to make beaver cheese out of

Any other games with this type of art style?

>>715728467
It's like Don Bluth if he was retarded. The first two Broken Sword games looked awful like that.

>>715726218 (OP)
I suck cock at least once a week AMA

>>715728018
>Spanish Fly (really the only ingredient that turns out to matter), he gets laid with ease
just be sure he gets that from the right guy.
Man now i wanna Venture Bros Game... :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu4QJagx0hI

>>715727372
>He talks his way into sex
It doesn't really work that way...

>tfw grandpa had this game
>as a wee lad have no idea really what any of it means, the cover looked neat so I put it in and start playing
>grandpa comes in and sees me playing and goes "haha, trying to look at some boobs?"

>>715729090
It really does. You can wear a girl down with enough talking. Sex is sex, even if you went to pitiful lengths to get it.

>>715726218 (OP)
Tales of Androgyny is the best weg ever made

>>715731471
>no option to be a hung bottom
Worthless

>>715729379
Why would saying a certain sequence of words make a woman not care that you're short and ugly? It doesn't work that way. You either have a chad body or you don't.

>>715732049
That's the power of autism. You don't understand how to control people.

>>715726218 (OP)
>>715726617
>>715728467
where are all the wegs gone ? honestly with this kind of art it would be superior than with those generic daz goblinas of todays mass

>It would make millions
Doubtful, though there probably would be some good marketing if a legit game studio went for it and made a truly horny VN. Not millions but definitely a good profit and press.

>>715726218 (OP)
At least we still have Something Unlimited

Why has no one even TRIED doing Larry spiritual successors? It's like all the porn game people forget the game part, or they go too far in the other direction like >>715731471 and make an impregnable mess of abstract battle systems. Is it just a matter of no one knows how to be funny (the most important part of a point n click)?

>>715728467
the artstyle reminds me a bit of the milftoon games just a little

>>715734372
not sure if it counts but have you tried paprika trainer ? it could be what you want, but by all due respect to the larry series i agree we need more of those kinda games

>>715726812
it's just a numbers games, just like in real life
plus negging can work on hot bitches that are too used to simps eventually

>>715732049
short and ugly people have sex every day, where do you think short and ugly people come from? short and ugly men get married and have short and ugly children. because they go out there and talk to girls. you post about CHAD on 4chan so you get nowhere.

>>715735248
kek'd heartly

Oh yeah... this happened.

why are the men in these kinds of media always so stupid looking? is it to make them more relatable to the person watching/playing it?

>>715728467
here's a fun fact for you. the same company that made The Faces of Evil and Hotel Mario animated this and King's Quest VII
Also IM Meen

>>715738249
Because the male character looking silly tells you this is a comedy game. What the fuck would even be the struggle if you played as chad?

>>715734160
Damn it's been over a decade.

>>715738282
They also worked on the cancelled WarCraft: Lord of the Clans adventure game.

>>715726218 (OP)
which one should I play?

>>715731471
it can't be the best weg ever made since it haven't even been made yet, weg-brain

>>715726218 (OP)
never played these
were they actually porn?

>>715726218 (OP)
Mall Creeps is a pretty nice point & click adventure WEG, if you can stomach the art and some bugs.

>>715740445
6 and 7. Maybe the VGA version of 1 or Reloaded if you want more after that.

>>715726218 (OP)
>>715726617
>>715728467
>>715731471
Western art just sucks for porn.

>>715739234
true

Leisure Suit Larry is so based. He deserves more games but the woke mob would crucify him and drive nails into his wrists and stab him with a spear in his side and then toss his dead body into a random cave and put a giant boulder in front of the entrance

Why do people keep calling Larry games porn? They are comedy point & click adventures, nothing more. And the series ended with 3.

>>715741230
They already ruined the premise in the Wet Dreams Don't Dry games by turning him into a slightly below average guy that gets with slightly above average women, instead of an ugly fuck that always punches above his weight, and gets taken advantage of as a result.

>>715740583
What? Do you think that screenshot is pre-release marketing or something?

where is it

>>715741016
hey not everyone is attracted to rhinoplasty gone wrong faces