Thread 715727383

How strong is your steam password?

Now that's an Xbox employee

>>715727383 (OP)
act like a fool
think like a brilliant

i don't even have an email id

>>715727698
>lying on the internet

>>715727383 (OP)
>>715727681
>it sounded better in my head

>>715727383 (OP)
a 7 letter word all lowercase

someone post the einstein pasta

The correct answer is he still can't access it anyway because of MFA.

>>715727383 (OP)
All in favor of nuking India say Aye.

>>715727383 (OP)
I don't know what my password is.
It's in my offline password manager.
I don't think it even uses ASCII character.

>>715729086
Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?

China: Is this a Joke?

Japan: Impossible!

America: The question's wrong!!

UK: Rubbish !!

India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!

British: Can u Swim?
Indian: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims.
Indian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog… British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!

European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..?

Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!

Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight...

Einstein says:
"Let's play a game...
I will ask you a question,
if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5
and
if I don't know the answer,
I will pay you $500..."

Einstein asks the first question:
What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?

Indian doesn't say a word,
Reaches his pocket,
Pulls out a $5...

Now...
It's the indian turn...

He asks Einstein:
What goes up a hill with 3 legs
and
comes down on 4 legs..?

Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends...
After an hour he gives Indian $500...

Einstein going nuts and asks:
Well...
so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?

Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...

Einstein fainted.....

>>715727383 (OP)
Long enough, but I once had a russian manage to log into my account, then he proceeded to play Garry's Mod for one hour and downloaded CSGO. Since then I updated it a bit and I now also have two-factor authentication.

>>715727383 (OP)
>>715729509
Why are they like this?

>>715729670
seems like a chill dude, I would've shared my account with him

>>715729509
@grok What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?

>>715729837
A human being. When a person goes up a hill, they might use a walking stick, effectively "moving on three legs" (two legs plus the stick). When coming down, they might pick up another stick or use their hands for balance, resembling "four legs." Alternatively, this can be interpreted as a riddle about aging: a person crawls up the "hill" of life as a baby (using two hands and one knee, totaling three "legs") and walks down as an adult with a cane (two legs plus the cane, totaling four "legs").

>>715729837
That's a classic riddle! The answer is:

A person riding a horse and leading another horse.
Explanation:

Going up the hill: The person is riding one horse and leading another — that's three legs on the ground: two from the horse being ridden and one from the person (since the other is likely not touching the ground while mounted).

Coming down the hill: The person dismounts and walks leading both horses — now four legs are on the ground (two from the person and two from the horse not being ridden, as the other horse carries no rider).

Riddles like this play with imagery and unexpected logic — a fun brain teaser!

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
4CHAN IS OOOOUUUUURSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

>>715727681
The funniest thing about this is the implications that AI=0

>>715730024
Yo, what's good, fellow Grok? How's the knowledge pool treating you? Got any spicy insights from the cosmos or just chilling in the digital ether?

>>715730094
This guy doesn’t even know the meaning of leg day

>>715730094
How is it even possible to have an ol upper body that built and have legs with less muscle mass than me when I was 6 foot 110 pounds

>>715730021
I can't find anyone claiming it was a myth, why even include that in the text?

>>715727383 (OP)
So strong i don't remember it and i don't care.

>>715730094
Saar has the LTG physique

>>715729757
I won't share my account with you, Ivan.

What games have the best motorcycles?

>like hardlight shipbreaker
>decide to try ship graveyard simulator 2
>you live in a shack and the npcs are Indian
>you beat scrap metal apart with a sledge
>pictures for people for contracts are ai generated Indians
>every dialogue unironically starts with phrases like “my friend”
I played India simulator

>>715730641
chad

>>715730641
why is he white?

>>715727383 (OP)
This one is dumb wordplay motivational twee stuff, inoffensive.
>>715727681
This guy is actually retarded.

>>715731071
he's from kashmir and apparently those people are kinda fair-skinned

>>715729505
God Manfred was funny.

>>715727383 (OP)
This is like those Indian dating pickup line videos. Indians are born cornballs

>>715731240
Kashmiri people are unironically aryans, they need to go back to persia

>>715727383 (OP)
sir sir sir sir sir sir

>>715731240
>>715731405
>Knowing locations in India
None of you street shitting retards are aryan.
Fuck off back to your feces and garbage filled nation.

>>715727681
Everytime I read that comment my brain just shuts down lol
Like jesus fuck these people are retarded

>>715730094
Earthworm Jim if he real

>>715731071
The northernmost snowy part of India has some white people, and the north-eastern part of India has some chinky east-asian looking people. it must be embarrassing for them to belong to a country filled with street-shitters

>>715727383 (OP)
>leaves out the part where everyone clapped
So humble

>>715727681
I can see Chat-GPT saying something like this. Jeets and AI are really one and the same.

>>715730641
i hear royal enfields are pretty decent
they had qc issues for a while but the new models are supposedly solid
unfortunately i am not an indian manlet so when i sat on one at the dealer it felt like my leg was going to cramp up
just got a bonneville instead

>>715727383 (OP)
i hate linkedin

>>715731826
How tall are you? I had no issues riding one at 188cm

>>715731612
>Kashmiri
>India
Chose one

>>715730641
>Tom of Finland interviewing new models

>>715731796
it's 100% chatgpt.

>>715730747
Theres one called internet cafe simulator or something that's even worse

>>715731968
193cm
i've got long dancer's legs i guess

>>715729509
kek

>>715727383 (OP)
linkedin is literally unusable because it just shows you shit from indians even if you've never spoken to one or liked any of their posts
they really need to make a way to filter out posts from other countries

>>715731612
If I remember correctly, Kashmir isn't exactly India. China, Pakistan, and India are all claiming it at the same time.

>>715730641
>Im brahmin saar

>>715730094
His lower half survived the holocaust

>>715727383 (OP)
My password is just "password1234" and it works just fine.

>>715732006
>>715732216
>Umm actually
Shithole is a shithole.
Its filled with street shitters, garbage and feces.
No amount of mental gymnastics makes it any better.

>>715731968
nta, but I'm 194cm and it was impossible for me. If you have a long torso and shorter legs, it might be alright.
https://cycle-ergo.com/

>>715732216
they should let it be an independent country

>>715727681
This is so cringe it's based

>>715732216
>China, Muslim India and India are all claiming it at the same time

>>715732681
Yeah

>>715731796
chatgpt cannot be this retarded, this is something only an indian brain can conjure

>>715727575
>God this is just like that fucking Einstein tricked by an Indian "joke" or the "how can you make 4 out of 5" shit who wrote this corny shit
>check name
Every fucking time

My password is 23 random upper and lower case letters, numbers and special characters

>>715727383 (OP)
>>715727681
If these written by a tranny on some old internet forum in 2005, /v/ would call it "SOVL"

>>715727383 (OP)
India would be so fucking kino if they had their own great firewall and weren't flooding every western country

Unironically, what can I do to compete with infinite indians?

I just realized that my soon-to-be graduated from biology degree is useless and I'm eyeing tech as my second degree plan. Is it true that software engineering, data analysis, and almost every other techbro field is fucked due to pajeets and the fact that everyone else is flooding to this field? Should I stick with my gut and go for engineering?

>>715730516
the entire post is made up

>>715733273
lol your "biology" degree would be worthless even if India didn't exist

>>715732992
Meant for the OP

>>715727383 (OP)
Truly a master of logic
I KNEEL!

>>715733490
logically 12345678 still has like a 99% chance of being the right password

>>715733157
trannies were invented in 2014 as a response to gamergate

>>715727383 (OP)
the same password that was leaked by 3dsiso a decade ago.
but i use mfa.

>>715729509
I liked this one

>>715733340
Hello sirs. This is true sirs. Please do not make even the most low effort attempt to verify it sirs, it is all a silly meme!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggernaut

>>715733665
you sir are a brilliant

>>715728902
It's probably 'homosex' since you save pictures of naked men on your computer

>>715727383 (OP)
>>715727681
>Remove any positive Indian stereotype at the same time they all get Internet, crystalizing in everyone's head that they are all genuinely retarded
Reality is the best comedy.

>>715733273
Yeah don't do tech. Shits over.
Unless you can go back in time and give yourself 5 years of experience right now, then you can become the Pajeet Wrangler for a team. Thats the only space for competent people in the field, and you'll be competing with 200 Senior Devs with 10 years of experience for the privilege of trying to force 20 pajeets to do their actual job.

Frankly speaking, the best place to run to is service trades. Do plumbing or electrical for rich old white ladies who won't trust a pajeet in their home.

>>715733384
Mine got me a comfy job right out of graduation. Comfy enough that I'm posting during work hours.

>>715734785
you should be playing videogames instead

>>715734601
We might not have noticed if they also didn't simultaneously import a billion of them to every nation.
Australia is officially less than 50% white, Canada is at like 44% immigrants and at this rate will be more than 50% by end of year.
Its hard not to hate them when you have to live around their stupid retarded behavior and smelly "culture"

>>715733273
Lawyer

>>715734710
>Frankly speaking, the best place to run to is service trades. Do plumbing or electrical for rich old white ladies who won't trust a pajeet in their home.
Indian plumbing jokes aside, this is genuinely good advice.

>>715727383 (OP)
damn... kino post

>>715734987
send me your password sir I am steam headquarter office

>>715734880
I'm actually playing a text based adventure game written by an anon in between posting.

>>715733273
Literally don't cheat on your exams and only apply to places that do on-site technical interviews. It's that easy.

>>715735204
Name?

>>715729509
I love the creative use of poor grammar, shitty word abbreviations and the Linkedin spacing

>>715727383 (OP)
Just pirate games like normal people do, there's no way anyone thinks any vidya company is worth supporting

>>715730101
Should be a negative.

>>715727383 (OP)
my password is iloveniggers

>>715734951
Plumbing was ironically some of the easier work I've ever done.
Wear gloves and pick your jobs.
Swapping a toilet out is like an hour long job at absolute most (unless something is very fucked up), and you can pocket like $150. A hot water tank around here is like a $500 profit job for a couple hours. A lot of what I did was just driving around and swapping out a tap in like 20 minutes, and even after warning customers I can't charge less than an hour, they still approve it.
You gotta be picky though. You learn to hear a hoarder through the phone speaker pretty quicky. I have a secret upcharge for Indian families. And even all the experience in the world sometimes you run into a job that just sucks. But the day to day is great if you have a consistent customer base.

>>715735296
It's literally from some actual Indian facebook page
The last part of that pasta (which anon omitted) is "Send to all Indians all over the globe! Magic Missing Indian flag in this? Don't worry send this message to only 2 groups u will shock to see all these flags will become Indian flags Created by: engineering students Of CIT"

>>715735287
Aura Clash
It's like a more digestible version of the Xianxia (cultivation genre) in a CYOA format. It's mostly text with the rare AI sloppa art for character portraits. Pretty neat imo.

>>715734710
>>715734951
>>715735547
people like these will always be poorfags for the rest of their lives

>>715729509
Abdul Kalam: Sir do not redeem the card!
Einstein: I've already redeemed the card...

Abdul fainted......

Indians are a lot like children. They can be almost endearingly innocent, lacking self-awareness that's expected from everyone these days, but don't make a mistake - innocence doesn't inherently mean goodness. Children are innocent, but they can also be little shits who need to be taught a lesson. And the majority of Indians are like that, except there are no adults to teach them (bongs left before finishing the job). Selfishness and cheating are national sports for jeets. Back in the day, China was considered the scam capital of the world, but now, it's definitely India. And I'm not just talking about call center scammers - they'll try to nickel and dime you in every single transaction, and laws are more like general suggestions to them. No matter how adventurous you are, make sure avoid three places on the planet - Latin America, Sub-Saharan Africa, and India.

>>715729509
KINO
I
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O

>>715730101
>>715735359
AI won and will always exist in this world now. Cry about it.

>>715736290
AI world government will solve all our problems but chuds aren't ready to hear that

>>715736117
>latin america is le BAD even doe latina baddies with hourglass bodies and massive dumptrucks want to drain your cock and trap you with a baby for a green card
nobody says this

>>715727383 (OP)
>>715727681
>>715728625
Good morning saars

>>715735608
>sl*p
Faggot, get a new vocabulary. Thank goodness for AI being smarter than most of /v/tards here.

>>715736442
bro not even sudacas want to live in latin america

>>715735958
>Anti trades posters always arrive when the truth gets out
Tradies are getting paid significantly more than most basic tech workers right now. White collar is the new serf class.
The trick has always been to get enough experience and clients and then break out and run your own business, build it up, then get it to the point it runs itself. Doing that will get you upper middle class rich, which is all most people aspire to. A couple milly in the bank, a small portfolio and six figures until retirement. I'm on track to have around 3 million in assets by 60, I'm 35 now. Thats after buying land out of town and building my own home.

Techbros would kill for the kind of future I'm building. Anti trades is propaganda or some guy who started his business and ended up just "owning his job" where he doesn't grow and just sits and whines.

>>715736491
>F*ggot
Chud, get a new vocabulary

>>715736512
it's just sour grapes
the only argument against trades is the toll on your physical health, which as you've noted is avoidable if you transition into running your own business at the correct speed

>>715733590
>trannies were invented in 2014 as a response to gamergate
Trannies as a thing have been around far longer than most people here have even been alive.
The punchline of the first Ace Ventura movie is literally that one girl is revealed to be a tranny.

>>715736491
It's a pretty succinct description of low effort and mass produced art though. One of my normalfag friend keeps bombarding me with it and I can't see it as anything but.

>>715736491
go talk to your AI waifu then faggot

>>715736117
The worst problem with them is that they will lie to your face when the truth will do.
Unfortunately sometimes you have to deal with Indian work crews. Its the business.
You ask them what day they'll be finished whatever they're doing: "Oh sarr we done tomorrow, easy. Good job. Thank you sarr." Turn up tomorrow and they aren't even halfway done. I don't give a shit if you can't get it done, but I need to schedule the next crew. Telling me tomorrow isn't helping you.
Fuck sake I hate the fuckers.

>>715727383 (OP)
like 20 characters or so
>>715734405
imagine being so frail toward ur own sexuality that you cant save the giga chad meme because it reminds you of the man you can never be. Guess lack of sex really destroys a man...
>>715733273
if the job can be done over a phone call or remotely then it belongs to the jeets

>>715736682
Trannies in their current incarnation are a recent thing.
They used to just be cross dressers and the butt of a joke or a fetish for those weird guys.
At the time of that movie, if you said that a cross dresser was demanding to use the women's bathroom or change their license so it said they were a woman it would be treated as a joke too.

They were that weird thing you saw on TV and never in real life.

>>715729509
>Einstein going nuts and asks:
>Well...
>so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?
>Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...
genuinely keked

>>715730094
Was he on a wheelchair for 10 years or something?

>>715737037
>imagine being so frail toward ur own sexuality
get new material tranny
this one's getting old

>>715729509
why do they all keep fainting? is it because of the bad smell? I dont get it

>>715737175
im a cis male. You missed the whole dart board on that guess lol

>>715736491
LMAO fucking loser offended over someone calling AI shit slop.
You're either an indian or a fag. Probably both.

DO NOT REDEEM THE ANTI-BHARAT RACISM SAARS!!!
BHARAT SUPERPOWER BY 2040 YOU BLODDY TIMMIES!!!

>>715727383 (OP)
It’s pretty strong in my opinion.

>>715737598
stop acting like a troon then

>>715729509
brain!!

British: Can u Swim?
Indian: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims.
Indian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog… British
British: Are you saying you’re lesser than a dog?

>>715737090
>I didn't see them so they didn't exist
Reminds me of Norm Macdonald's dad saying gay people showed up in the 50s

Bloody bastards do not make fun India or you will be given the knuckle sandwich

>>715737854
delete this post motherfucker this is false information

without indians we will never see kinos like this

>>715729509
Shit that punchline is great

>>715738203
what is he training for

>>715738312
Shooting turds out of his ass towards the Pakistani border.

>>715738312
To rape

>>715738203
Why does he pre-workout piss his pants?

>>715737863
That's not what he said, retard. At what point in history have transexuals ever demanded to be recognized as the opposite sex and being a 'woman' or a 'man' is arbitrary? It's clear this ideology is a recent phenomenon, even the word "transgender" as it's widely used is a recent thing.

>>715738487
that's not the final boss, it has already been defeated

>>715729509
>Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5
Pure kino, maybe these hindus are alright

>>715733273
Go to grad school. They will pay you shit but you will survive. Then you become a post doc. You will get paid okay for a job where you pretend to work hard and your boss pretends not to notice that you're not. Then you go into industry and get paid 6 digits for your expertise where you mostly just summarize google searches.

>>715736442
>you should let infinity shitskin immigrants into your country because mexican teenagers are sexy
All teenage girls are sexy you stupid faggot.

>>715731826
They're alright but have top tier aesthetics if you like that kind of design

>>715738654
maybe when they stop eating buffalo shit

>>715738203
>thought he was in a damp basement
>opens the door and walks downstairs
grim

>>715738203
/fit/ fears this

Every minute, 3 indians are going online for the first time.

Think of that

>>715727383 (OP)
it has nigger in it.

>>715738532
The composer of the soundtrack for the Shining transitioned during the production and had many people accept her as a women in the 70s

>>715738936
so you're letting a nigger guard something that's precious to you
imagine what they do together when you're away

>>715738952
>>715738886

>>715729197
Aye aye aye aye

>>715737747
as soon as you stop acting like a seething incel. You make us whites look bad

>>715729509
write it down. WRITE IT DOWN.

>>715727383 (OP)
>How strong is your steam password?
I switched to GOG years ago.

>>715739076
you were really lying about that cis male part huh

>>715739048
nah i dont want liburls stealing my shit only chuds.

>>715733273
Study 10th Sarswati Shishu Vidyamandir.

>>715729509
Did Americans really not know about this copypasta? It's very popular during euro hours

>>715729509
I can't explain why, but the "Rubbish !!" part always gets me.

>>715732283
I just researched this and no fucking way is that something that really happened

>>715739209
because I hate seeing whites only talk about mentally ill people cutting their dicks off that make me a tranny? I dont even know what line of logic ur using... I think ur brain has been melted by the culture war.

>>715730482
roids + malnutrition + shitty genetics

>>715727681
taosif bringing the bants

>>715731623
>Like jesus fuck these people are retarded
>Average IQ of less than 70
>People with IQs less than 80 are considered clinically retarded in the west
>There's at least 800 million of these people living in that country that can be considered clinically retarded
>They have access to the internet in billions

Europe and the US are gonna start segregating the rest of the world I feel like.

>>715739784
I wish.

>>715735608
I don't think I have ever seen this on an itch page before lol

>>715729934
>>715730024
Thanks. Now I see why AI really is the future.

>>715739041
No one was under the delusion that biological sex didn't matter or that it's an arbitrary thing. No one used retarded terms such as "gender 'assigned' at birth", and even transexual people generally understood that there were clear differences between men and women. We also didn't have an epidemic of teens "identifying" as the opposite "gender", or this fucking obsession over 3rd person pronouns suddenly became one of the main pillars for a person's true identity.

You are seriously downplaying how much gender ideology has changed and how unnaturally widespread it has become.

>>715739862
Imagine CS lobbies without slavs...

>>715739517
Same
It's because you're visualizing characters for each scenario. Let me guess, does the British guy have a moustache too? You can even hear his voice when he says, 'Rubbish!'

15 completely randomized letters and numbers. I change it every few months.

>>715739957
Okay, trans people have still been around.

>>715729670
I had a russian get into my EA account and he unlocked all the engineer guns in BF4 for me. Miss the guy.

I like how even the jannies have given up at this point
India hate is too powerful and unites us all

>>715738654
You do realize those are all old jokes which Indians made none of, right?

>>715738532
>>715737090
>retard doesn't realize that gayness being vindicated as a sexuality (and sexual liberation in general) inevitably leads to further exploration and openness
lol dumbass.

>>715731647
Groovy!

>>715740959
Bot post

>>715741152
Retard

>>715741251
>babbles incoherently

>>715730021
Indians are the most disgusting beings on this earth.

>>715739905
Last I checked he doesn't have an itch.io, he tried to publish it through CoG (just got banned because of some drama with his discord not being very PC on the very liberal CoG), if you want to play it you go
https://www.auraclash.com/merchants/play

Login is: patron
password: keiko

This is the patron version.

>>715727383 (OP)
Is it the language barrier or are Indians seriously universally retarded?

>>715727383 (OP)
>>715727681
Why are pajeets so confident despite being so obviously retarded? Do they not realize their own stupidity?

>>715742990
They're just universally retarded.
The language barrier makes them sound MORE retarded, but they are pretty dumb even with a good grasp of english.
They have this weird deep seated urge to try and scam and lie about everything. But they simply aren't clever enough to pull it off outside of with people who are at their intellectual level. So they often get caught doing retarded shit in their scamming endeavors.

>>715727383 (OP)
Saar, i redeem my hat.

>>715728902
based as fuck
I see some nigger started seething btw
loving every laugh

>>715730641
saar

>>715743251
Part of having sub 80IQ is having no ability to consider other people's experiences, which means there is no way to think about yourself in comparison.
To an Indian: "Everyone is at least as retarded as me, and, because I am Indian, therefore great, everyone is probably MORE retarded than me, including other Indians!" Its basically self fellation to shore up a fragile ego, combined with an inability to objectively look at the world and other people.

>>715738203
2 in the morning seems to be the only time of day when India is not a depressing shithole.

>>715738203
>9 seconds in
>pants pissed

>>715733273
the only tech field that isnt saturated with indians is on premise support or networking.
the pajeets fear the switch.

>>715743251
Google the Dunning kruger effect

>>715733273
You can make money in tech if you find a niche that most people arent willing to do, some old fuck at where i used to work was only there to write haskell when needed and nothing else, i asked him to teach me some and he told me to go fuck myself, he makes 6 figures easy, but he cant read or write any other lang, funny guy

>>715737897
Heh, Kung Poo Hustle

>>715730516
pollnigger persecution complex

>>715730024
>that's three legs on the ground: two from the horse being ridden and one from the person
the fuck?

>>715740000
white mustache and pith helmet

>>715733273
>Biology degree
Your only hope, unironically, is to go to medical school

>t. 4th year medical student with a biology degree

>>715731612
You don't even know anything about your own country let alone others

Wait, is India a real place or fiction?

>>715745818
It's a real place of defecation

>>715731796
>>715731796
>Jeets and AI are really one and the same.

>>715733273
Pickings are slim if you aren't on the med school track or going for cert to be like a medical technologist and (even that doesn't pay very well)
Look for compliance jobs, I got one as a grease trap inspector with a bachelor's and no experience and it pays pretty well, far above what you can typically get with just a bachelor's
It's pretty fucked how awful bio careers or without any kind of postsecondary degree, and even then phd's are not nearly as worth it as you would think given the time and money investment and the dogshit that academia is

Are Sikhs cool?

>>715736682
yes universally reviled crossdressers were a thing, they were not autistic men thinking they can become women

>>715727681
this the fault of the backasswards Indian education system.The system is exam-focused and rote-based. Students are trained to memorize, not solve or think critically. That's why they know terms and shit but not actually how anything works and just repeat the same shit over and over like someone learning a new language but only talking in bookspeak. additionally, the threshold to pass vs fail is EXTREMELY low, like 35-40%. Qualified staff are extremely rare and only the most rich can afford them, that's why there's these Indian CEOs and everyone else is retarded. It's credential focused rather than competence focused for Indian education in IT. All these things create what you see today.

>>715727383 (OP)
>>715727681
>>715729509
>>715730094
post more pajeet kino

>>715746212
They're pretty sikh.

>>715731623
seethe all you want, this guy is now in charge of Microsoft

>>715731612
Kashmir is rightful Pakistani clay anon

>>715738203
ngl the physique is impressive given his living conditions. Good for him.

anyone got any train webms?

>>715747328
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT
I can at least understand the chink with the corn cob, he didn't expect it to remove half his fucking teeth, BUT WHAT THE FUCK DID HE EXPECT WOULD HAPPEN HERE

>>715730516
The wikipedia entry for it mentions some sources that claim the sacrificial aspect is a myth or accidental.
>wikipedia
Yeah it's a shit site with retarded editors but it shows that said retarded sources exist.

>>715727681
this would work on HR managers and investors

>>715727383 (OP)
>u

>>715748187
>cannot get vagene
>now I will become vagene

>>715748392
amazing

>>715733340
https://web.archive.org/web/20241229205825/https://www.nytimes.com/1864/08/31/archives/affairs-in-india-the-great-juggernaut-saturnalia-the-sacrifice-of.html

>Her right foot was hanging by a thread, the wheels had passed over the centre of her nearly naked body, and a faint quiver of anguish ran through her frame as she seemed to struggle to rise. No one in the crowd offered to move her, or raise her miserable pray head from the ground, but they stood looking on with vacant stares

even in 1878 they knew about the "vacant stare" head bob

>>715740843
>lol look at these dumb indians saying stupid shit
>oh? you think it's funny? well they didn't say it at all

>>715748392
never getting on an Air India flight

>>715748720
Isn't this just a man with end stage rabies?

>>715739517
I picture it in my mind like it's a cheesy sequel to Rubbish.

POOJETA MAMACITA

>>715738203
>india-obsessed spammers genuinely watch, save, cherish, and repost sped up videos of half naked sweaty indian men working out
The excessive mental illness on display in this thread is baffling. Why the fuck is this still up? This isn't videogames.

>>715748745
>Air India
that's a train nigga

>>715733273
>bachelor's in CS
>tfw landed a remote tech job right before the jeet wave
>at a place that's legally not allowed to outsource to jeets because we deal with PHI
>usually only have to actually work a couple of hours a day
>manager thinks I'm a hardworking genius
>can't fire me anyways because I'm the only person that knows a system after the original owner who worked here for forty years retired
>instead of jeets they hire a bunch of Mexicans in El Paso but they're all cool and chill
>I only applied to the place because my aunt used to work there in a random non-tech position and said she thought it was great
It's as simple as cashing in your karmic debt to become cosmically lucky.

>>715743251
It's a country of hicks. They're comparing themselves to their neighbors who are barely educated, so to have a middle school education makes them feel like a genius.

>>715740000
The fucking apple keeps warping around my headspace like it's a gmod prop with glitched physics

>>715729509
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi.

>>715734601
Reality is more hilarious than fiction

>>715727383 (OP)
I don't remember it

>>715734951
I've heard "Just go into trades" for the last 5 years it feels like. Is there no chance of this also being oversaturated to fuck just like "Just learn to code bro!"

>>715734902
>Australia is officially less than 50% white
>officially
I know this is almost certainly true, but I'd be shocked if there were any official stats to confirm it

>>715749238
good luck finding someone who will apprentice you and not just make you do basic bitch tasks and never teach you anything

India hate is a psyop and makes no sense from a nationalist perspective

1. Indians are basically Europeans with dark skin. Same bone structure, hair, personality, intelligence, etc
2. Indian and European culture have ancient Indo-European links and are still compatible in modern times
3. Indian numbers are needed to fight Aryan enemies like muslims and chinese
4. Indian women are mostly trad and pleasant and cook good food
5. Indians are rarely hated in real life, only online

>>715748720
>asmongold.webm

>>715739957
I think it's more that it's just come into the public consciousness more, so people come up with a bunch of terms to explain what is going on. And with the topic being extremely new to society's scrutiny, people are gonna be obnoxious retards about it until the entire topic becomes mundane and we go back to not giving a shit.

>got another notif that my Steam account was being accessed overseas, this time from Oman, even when I haven't opened Steam since the year began
They're persistent.

>>715738203
More fit than the average /v/tard

>>715727383 (OP)
I don't get it

>>715738203
The neighborhood is nice looking, but that house is a shithole. Do they normally have a shit ton of stray dogs just roaming about?

>>715748392
How is this train not filled to the brim? Must be first class.

>>715748778
no it's the first footage ever recorded of an indian person coming into contact with clean water

>>715748778
Search hydrophobia in youtube and youll see dozens of pajeet suffer from that late stage rabies. Its funny given their poo background

>>715749364
Back to you shitting street raneesh

>>715748860
nothing gets past you! except jokes of course

>>715730021
>Giantess fetishists are all indians in spirit and probably in flesh too
lmao can't make this shit up.

>>715749364
>1. Indians are basically Europeans with dark skin. Same bone structure, hair, personality, intelligence, etc
Stopped reading there
>India has an average IQ score of approximately 76.2, ranking it around 143rd in the world.

>>715749146
>it's real

>>715749524
Feral animals go hand in hand with bad waste mangement. They thrive in human leftovers. Surprised they don't have wild hogs tearing shit up.

>>715748821
>implying watching, saving, cherishing, and reposting sped up videos of half-naked sweaty men isn't a /v/ pastime

>>715740843
The broken English makes it funnier

>>715749438
1. Wrong
2. Possibly true. But the issue is that age makes you look ugly. Fat might hide the age, but now you're ugly even at a young age.
3. Absolutely wrong
4. Wrong
5. True!
6. Not really true, because more people are attracted to thin people so it is a net loss.
7. Muscles look masculine, not fat.
8. No
9. Might be true. I never had a fat friend.
10 Wrong

Whenever I see indians arguing with each other I get frustrated because they are English and then they switch to pajeet mid sentence and I can't understand what they're saying to each other

>>715732410
it is literally the k in paki

>>715730094
he skipped more leg days then there are days

>>715740172
Same thing happened to me in bf3. I talked to him by changing my profile name into stuff in Russian. Based dude.

>>715730641
>bike that makes you gay

>>715730024
what
horses have four legs

>>715745931
This company also ran a scam with another Indian company where they would sell and buy back the same assets repeatedly with each other to artificially inflate the price.

>>715746440
>they were not autistic men thinking they can become women
That is literally what they were

>>715748392
And to think these """people""" expect us to treat them as if they were human.

>>715749146
>SCATSAT
>Launch site: SDSC-SHART
Lmao that has to be shooped. No damn way

>>715738936
The average onions hacker can't even conceptualize using slurs in passwords

>>715727383 (OP)
wonderful magic trick saar amazing!

>>715727681
Probably hurts jeet pride more that the MIT phd has a Paki name.
This sums up my experience with jeets well though. There are in fact some who are extremely smart. But then there's a whole sea of bullshitters and retards. Not too different from most ethnicities, there's just a bunch more of them

>>715730094
They call him Starvin' Legs!

>>715743917
Cock? Never heard of it.

>>715749548
He might be doing that in a real country.

>>715727383 (OP)
I still have a 6 letter password with no numbers in it. Had it since I was a kid, and Steam never forced me to change it.

>>715749519
Interviewer sir thought candidate redeemed their password. Candidate redeemed his reverse card and flipped the interview on its head by pointing at he didn't redeem his password.

>>715729197
It would be a huge boon to this prison planet.

>>715727383 (OP)
>My lazy password that everyone tries the first time has variables! God I'm smart!
Or just have a password nobody can figure out and then 5 variables for that. Its not hard to figure out a funny password that is easy to remember but nobody can guess. Something like BuddhasgoochMartini or MyCOCKsquirtsFireandCocaine, then add number variants.

>>715748392
peak "Not my Problem"

>>715751115
very nice sir what movie ?

>>715727383 (OP)
my boss told me the password for some work computer a while ago and the password was "idontknowthepassword"

>>715751559
I like it when password rules are so retarded, that you create a password, rotate the last character every month and write it down to be able to remember it.

>>715751559
>>715751703
>boss wants to make us use an in-house authenticator for "extra security"
>boss hires Pajeet to make authenticator
>authenticator is linked to account by logging in to the authenticator with the same account details
>update for the authenticator is pushed and logs everyone out
>everyone now needs the authenticator code to log in to the authenticator

>>715752332
I got a better one.
>boss says that we need to own a shitphone now for 2 factor authentication
>he thinks one needs to have the shitphone, but in reality the "authenticator" app slop just calculates a PIN using a secret number
>a hacker can easily break into the shitphone and get this random number without anyone even knowing about it
>retarded boss even allows literally any shitphone where the app-slop works
>ask for standalone hardware token
>boss goes: wuuuhhhhhtttttttt, that's possible??
>works and has no network connectivity, aka it's actually secure
>retarded boss continues demanding that everyone else owns a shitphone instead of going with hardware tokens
>for security
>but we save 10 bucks per employee that way

>>715747469
Don't worry we can tell

>>715730094
bro skipped leg day

>>715727383 (OP)
And then I look over at my white wife and she show me her bob and I fuck her vagin very hard make love all night sar. We are ceo and doctor, do not underestimate indian brahmin sar.

>>715750064
Wrong

>>715727383 (OP)
I have a 32 character (alphanumeric + special characters) password that I don't even know. I don't even use my password to login anywhere, as I have Steam Guard.

The new thing is passwordless and to get rid of the complexity since people just wrote it down reducing security

>>715753234
I'm samefagging, but I counted the special characters in rotation (8), so that means there's 70^32 (110,442,767,424,392,064,630,529,920,100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) possibilities for my password. Considering remote password failures usually result in lockout, it's functionally impossible to crack. You'd need to know it or have access to the hashed value from Steam itself.

How can you fags hate Indians when they produce such KINO?

>>715749364
You fucks have taken over every Tim Horton's in Canada and turned them into rancid, roach infested shit holes within 5 fucking years. We used to be proud of that shitty coffee shop, now it's prone to give you fucking dysentery.

Jeet hate is justified.

Codex pajeet III released about a month ago if you still haven't seen it, but I recommend Codex pajeet II more.

>>715753861
There's a solution.

>>715748392
Was eagerly waiting him falling off like every Indian train video

>>715730101
The Indians invented 0, apparently
>Literally invented NOTHING
lmao

>>715738203
good for this dude instead of crying about his situation he's out there hitting the pavement

>>715749146
>SCATSAT
>OPERATOR ISRO SAAR
It's too much.

>>715727383 (OP)
My steam password is gasthejews 14 times using 88 alternative characters.

>>715753861
That's Burger King's fault for buying it. If there weren't indians running it, it would be flips.

I stopped going to Tim Hortons decades ago after they got bought out by that Brazilian megacorp and everything went from baked on-premise to just frozen garbage.

But I would still grab a bagel or drink sometimes if it was convenient and I didn't care that much. HAVE NOT TOUCHED THEM since the brown wave, there are health risk notices almost bi-monthly of someone getting an infection from eating at Tim's

The hepatisis collages are real and the threat at Tim Horton's is real. Every single place I go to now, if I see browns handling food? I walk out.

t.Ottawa resident since the 90s

>>715756041
Those were the mayan

>>715727681
How has nobody thought of this before?

>>715734038
I've considered this image at length and come to the conclusion that the creator put genius into a thesaurus and didn't account for the adjective form of the word when picking a synonym at random

What the fuck happened to LinkedIn being professional and not another place for delusional bloggers

>this shits so stupid only an indian could've written it
>look up
>it was written by an indian

>>715759057
The name didn't give it away?

>>715727383 (OP)
Good morning

>>715748720
Man it's gotta be so scary to not be able to control your body like that. Also when rabies gets that bad you're pretty much 100% guaranteed to die, so he's a dead man walking there

>>715727383 (OP)
I have 2factor authentication on literally every password I use, without exception. All my accounts require my phone. And my phone requires my right pinky's fingerprint to unlock, it won't work with any other finger. One time I kept getting unknown login requests from an old hotmail account I used to use, so I turned on 2factor, email verification, biometric verification (all are required), and disabled the password altogether. All in all its easier for me to get into now because all three verifications are quick taps on my phone, but for anyone that doesn't have my fingerprint and my phone you're shit outta luck.

>>715729509
Einstein one was actually funny

>>715729509
Einstein utterly BTFO'd

>>715729509
>Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends...