Thread 715735013

What would your ideal burgerpunk game look like?

Is this feasible irl?

>>715735013 (OP)
GTA is already peak burgerpunk.

Chat is this real?

>>715735013 (OP)
I think Cyberpunk 2077 and GTAV are already burgerpunk.

imagine something like mgs2 but instead of the tanker it happens there

>>715735228
Probably in Texas.

>>715735228
It is, until the first turn

>>715735013 (OP)
GTA Vice City
But any GTA game really

>>715736365
But you don't have to do a full 90 degree turn, ever. Just go down one highway then enter a bay.

>>715735228
could be, but you have to make roads designed for it with no sharp turns.

>>715735228
Yeah it would just go slow, it would be like a cruise kind of.

>>715735013 (OP)
If you want me to be serious?
A burger resteraunt that starts off in the 1860's as a small stall and over time works it's way up to becoming a massive supermall.

>>715735228
you would need a nuclear engine to move all of that and it won't hold out on inflatable tires

Is it true in order to live in America and get from place to place, even if it's just a few meters, you need a car? You can't walk/bike anywhere because there are only roads for cars?

>>715736561
Having a foreskin is illegal. Now give it here.

>>715736972
Yes. They are that retarded folks

>>715736687
so its just a train
lmao why do techbros keep on trying to reinvent the train

muh walkable cities

>>715736561
why was this deleted i wonder

>>715737524
Jewnitor.

>>715737524
Trannitors leave up /vpol/ threads to "save western civilization" but delete shitposts inside of them. I wish I was joking. They really are the cause of all problems with this board

>>715735228
No. But makes for interesting world building if you're an author or game designer.

>>715735228
When we get flying cars that aren't memes

>>715737093
wtf am I watching

>>715737053
because poor people take the train. they like the idea of trains, but hate the idea of poor people being able to use them

>>715735352
Night City is far too walkable for burgerpunk. The suburbia is outright pitiful as well.

>>715736972
You can walk, but the police has probable cause to stop and search you if they see it.

>>715736561
Shit like this is why I stopped going to /pol/.
I need to fix myself before I can bother worrying about the hell around us.

>>715738593
They don't know trains can't be divided into different classes?

>>715738469
kino

>>715738726
ESL post

Begone, jeet

>>715738469
Shut-your-brain-off slop made for trailer trash

>>715739016
Giving thirties (yes (you)) the light of civilisation has been a monumental mistake.

>>715738593
If by poor you mean they scream, publicly defecate, and and attack random people.

>>715735013 (OP)
Sam and Max Hit the Road

>>715738469
I think they have ultra powerful magnets in their cars, so they keep cranking it between "attract" and "repulse" to make shit bounce around their car.

>>715739292
>thirties

>>715736561
at least he can get it under anesthesia and avoid life long trauma

>>715737093
They're supposed to be humans but they're moving like capeshit slop.

>>715737093
Those physics don't seem realistic.

>>715738221
Flying cars are just helicopters.

>>715735013 (OP)
Inlove how is mostly parking.

>>715738943
>this entire scene
Wow. The public is dumber than I thought that they were.

>>715737053
anon, thats ai...