Steam Deck thread. What are you playing? What are your hopes for the Deck 2?

>>715735841 (OP)
I want those thighs to be wrapped around my face

the sequel to ick on eck

>>715735841 (OP)
This person set up a phone. Made sure it was framed right. Took a picture of herself maybe playing a game. And sent it to EVERYBODY directed at NOBODY.

How much of a narcissist do you need to be to do things like this? And why is op such a faggot that he has this gay image saved?

ick on eck

>>715735841 (OP)
greetings from kazakhstan

>>715736323
Because desperately horny Internet dwelling men have this reaction
>>715736085.

Easy ego fuel

>>715735841 (OP)
>not in a club
Low class retard trash

>>715736323
Gonna cry? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

>>715735841 (OP)
Gamer girls always been overrated. You don't want some bitch playing games and not cooking. Don't date gamer girls

>>715736323
noticed

>>715736323
The worst part is that you're wrong, they set up a phone and recorded a video of them doing this bullshit. I remember some ewhore just recently got sooo much shit for doing something like this. You can probably look it up, but she was going grocery shopping and was in the self check out line. She set up a camera to film behind her and started up a "check out counter" for how many times dudes checked her out. Anyway it was some old dude behind her waiting his turn and she basically was trying to call him a creep, meanwhile everyone in the comments are saying he's literally just waiting for his turn while this stupid bitch scans one thing at a time, constantly looking back taking forever. It was nice to see people call someone out for their shit, even if it only happens once in a million years. I've seen scenarios like this so many times where a chick goes to a gym in damn near lingerie and starts twerking and fucking herself and then acts appalled that people are looking at her. I fucking hate social media so much it's unreal.

i just wish they somehow managed to make deck 2 smaller without sacrificing playability and ergonomics. which is impossible i guess. you have to have a backpack to carry the 'eck anywhere which just makes it pointless as a handheld, might as well play on my proper gaymam pc at home.

>>715736806
Trvke. You want a woman that tolerates videogames and has a passing interest in them because of her affection for you.

Some lazy bitch sitting around you house all day playing shitty mobile games and "comfy" friend simulators will drive you to violence.

I really wish I didn't upgrade my PC and just bought a deck. I've realised I hate gaming at a desk

>fall in love
>implying every man isnt looking at her with disgust thinking what is this stupid bitch doing pretending to play video games what an attention whore

>>715737096
>highkey
>lowkey

>>715737096
cute shirt, but her makeup sucks to the point where she looks like an almost passable femboy

>>715736323
>How much of a narcissist do you need to be to do things like this?
You need to be a woman.

>>715737280
low key has been in use for decades, retard

>>715738179
Nah, but ur high-key retarded burr

>>715738391
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>>715735841 (OP)
Yor is hot
Where's the eck
Why are women like this

>>715737076
for me it's the opposite
I wish would have upgraded my PC instead of buying a Deck. It's only collecting dust.

>>715735841 (OP)
favorite eck game?

>>715740034
I don't have a favorite eck game. I finish one and move on to the next.

>>715736323
>seamonkey
>woman
really doubling down on the narcissism with those things

>>715735841 (OP)
got my deck last week
first game i installed is TXR

>>715740515
>LCD

>>715735841 (OP)
>start to respond in my head
>eh she's pretty alright. no hate, but she's not cute enough or stand out enough to make me pay more than a glance or two
>open thread
>>715736085
what the fuck is wrong with people

>>715737096
this bitch is cuter (if it really is a woman)

>>715742042
now that i think about it both of these broads but especially the OP are probably young as fuck and this content is not meant for my old ass. if this bitch was playing steam deck in public i'd probably act like an autistic indian though

>>715735841 (OP)
>boys my age

only the 30+ balding white men are lusting over her

>>715740515
how does it run?

>>715736815

>>715741457
80% of the Deck owners on /v/ are poorfags with LCD

>>715736323
>Took a picture of herself maybe playing a game.
Yeah, MAYBE. She 99% likely just pretended to play a game until it was a good video for the post.

>>715736323
Bam-bam Bara-ram-bam
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WHOOO FUCKING CAREEEEEEEEEESSSS

( WHO FUCKING CARES!)

BAM BAM

>>715745274
Is that supposed to be to the 20th century fox fanfare?

>>715735841 (OP)
unfortunate butterface but she's not wrong