>he plays as a female character

I JUST HAVE AUTOGYNEPHILIA OK
I DRESS UP IN MY MOMS CLOTHES AND JACK OFF TO MY MIRROR IMAGE OK

six fucking video game boards, and then we got this other pygmy thing over in /vg/

>>715736945 (OP)
>>he plays as a female character
YOU LOOK LIKE A PUERTO RICAN WHOOAAA

>he gets so mindbroken by how other people play video games that he makes threads about it every day forever

>>715736945 (OP)
sometimes I play as a map cursor too

>>715736945 (OP)
why did Phil turn into a house that one time?

>>715736945 (OP)
"she", anon. She plays as a female character

>>715736945 (OP)
sometimes I play as multiple characters at the same time

>>715738802
He wasn't there, so the crew had to compromise.

>>715738232
Now there's an image!

>he cares

>tfw you finally get past the character name and creation screens

>>715736945 (OP)
>he plays

in the light of the recent events its nice to be joined by MEN

Fucking FINOOK

I'm glad i can play games with MEN and not FAGGOT ASS COCKSUCKERS

how do i watch sopranos without watching sopranos

>>715739850
lurk 4chan threads with sopranos OPs

20 FUCKING YEARS IN THE CHARACTER CREATOR

>>715736945 (OP)
>i'm not a fag
>I just like to look at their ass while I play

>It's because I like staring at a woman's a--
Oookay.. We're done here..

>>715736945 (OP)
I COMPROMISED

>>715736945 (OP)
>Body type A/B, whatever happened there?

>>715740076
Tony would definitely see AJ playing Tomb Raider and comment on how Lara has a “nice rack.” He wouldnt care cause AJ isnt a weird fag, just a spoiled retard.

I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it, my estimation of OP as a man just fucking plummeted.

>I guess you could call that a toon.

>>715739778
Phil, you know Monster Mango Loco makes you emotional.

>>715736945 (OP)
I don't play 'as' female characters, I play 'with' them.

>>715740108
Whatever happened there??! WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?!?!
20 years character creator had "sex" now it's all gender and gay!

I can hardly believe it!

>>715740259
It's one thing playing a female-only MC game another thing entirely to PICK female when you can be male.

>>715741173
You act as if Tony knows enough about vidya to know about a character creation mechanic.

>>715741173
This anon is a real man, and some cornholing faggot like married my cousin! He should fucking die!

I'm playing as a woman as a joke! I was here!

>>715741613
Say hi to your waifu for me.

>>715736945 (OP)
Yes.
Because I chose Excalibur at the start it auto-defaulted to female anyway, so fuck it.

There are no troons in my tranny book.

>>715741646
Don't say nothing Anon.

>>715741731
thats not how it works, anon

>>715741509
love Phil, one of my favourite deliveries in the game. just immediately comes out of left field and the emphasis on "die"

>>715739592
You know you're a fucking robot; anyone ever tell you that? You got any fucking emotions in there?

My dad looks at me in disgust while I game and thinks im in a chit chat room

i dont have autogynephilia but i like it when other men get boners while looking at me so i make hot girl characters

>Want to rewatch the series
>Don't have the patience to watch 1 hour long episodes of a show I've seen already
Fuck.

>>715742009
Who cares what that guy thinks?

>>715736945 (OP)
>that animal Riccitiello...

I LOST MY SHOE

800 hours played, he was only a noob!

>>715742254
Do the Chud cut I always do. Every time a woman is on screen talking, move to the next scene. I watched Better Call Saul this way, too.

>>715736945 (OP)
would female 47 be able to wear male disguises?

>>715741494
When I was doing a second playthrough of Fable 3 with a woman because I always do a second playthrough that's a different class, sex, and morality alignment my dad asked me why I was playing as a girl. He doesn't know a thing about games but immediately cottened onto that regardless, so if my blue-collar ethnic dad can question it, I'm sure Tony could too.

When I told him why, he said "Oh so she's a bitch like all women."

>>715742724
Yes, fake moustache.

>>715742563
But Ro is one of the best characters.

>>715742164
>It's my hobby, why you gotta belittle it?

>>715742254
Then you clearly don’t want to rewatch the series zoomer-kun.

>>715742254
Skip Season 1

That animal Aonuma. I can't even say his name.

>>715736945 (OP)
>he plays as a beast race

>>715739592
>he thinks

THATS RIGHT COCKSUCKER
GO BACK TO NEW LONDO

male/female got replaced with body type a/b
whatever happened there

>>715743763
what ever happened to old londo?

>>715743874
It went to the beach that makes you old

>>715736945 (OP)
20 years in the can, I compromised

>>715744170
What did you play as a compromise?

Are you in the Team Rocket?

Did you sniff that girl's gaming chair?

>remember the crazy lan parties and demo discs? now it's BlackRock DEI in literally every game
>stop, junior, you're making me seethe!

>>715736945 (OP)
I wanted to fuck a woman, but I compromised. I play as one in videogames.

>>715744527
I wanted to fuck Cammy White from Street Fighter, but I compromised
I jacked off in a tissue

>And Mister Sony here, he don't play
>Stupid'a facken video games

>>715741509
>>715742075
The way he ramps up his delivery gets me every time
It's like you can feel how outraged he gets the more he realises what he's saying
Johnny Sack also does it extremely well
>and what's next he gets to fuCK HER FOR A MILLION?!

>character type 1 or 2
>skin color
>pronouns

>>715736945 (OP)
Ahh.. well.. ehehe.. ummmm..

>>715746097
>>We have the sopranos at home...

>>715738232
Anon's faggotry, whatever happened there

>level 68...he was a fuckin' newbie

>>715748292
He was invaded, the newbie?

>>715749040
Give me one thousand robuxs.

>>715749040
He was gay, Solair?

>>715736945 (OP)
>My estimation of anon as a man just fuckin' plummeted

>>715745000
>he wants to fuck her?
never fails to make me laugh

>>715749040
Give me one thousand souls

>>715736945 (OP)
I only play as a (white) male, if the game forces me to play a f*male i simply hack the game and insert a white (cute) male into the game

>>715736945 (OP)
>he looks like the shah of iran

>people truly believe that picking ibuki in street fighter means you wish you were born a woman
self-insert fags have astonishingly low iq i swear to god
>the videogame man is actually me I'm the guy in the tv running around slaying dragons and getting ecks-pee it's really me
holy shit you're stupid

>>715738393
How do I find a polish girlfriend like this?

>>715750614
>that webm

>>715750614
i love kpop but I hate that safety shorts are a thing. Imagine if it was a true upskirt with panties..

>>715750614
>that webm
don't you have a fucking discord ERP session you're supposed to attend to, fucktard?

>>715751341
no i don't use discord

>>715751442

You prefer men huh

>>715751442
she's brave