Thread 715737328

>game released with actual masculine virtues
>/v/ hates it

>>715737328 (OP)
>ahegao gay faggot donkey Kong
>masculine

>>715737328 (OP)
Because its a basic bitch platformer whit basic terrain destruction.

>>715737328 (OP)
nu-DK is a beta.

>>715737328 (OP)
Never had a Nintendo growing up so I was never interested in the series. Is it just Mario but you play as a monkey? What’s the point?

>>715737328 (OP)
this dude is so desperate for a father he chose a cartoon gorilla

>>715737328 (OP)
>actual masculine virtues

>>715737328 (OP)
Are you saying Bananza is GAR?

>>715737473
>basic terrain destruction
Name 5 platformers

>>715737328 (OP)
>tlou like
not interested.

>>715737523
"Alfa-beta" classification is pseudo science. Wanna be alpha? Act like an inmate. Simple as.

>>715737561
SHUT UP

>>715737551
Go emulate the DK games, they're solid platformers that feel way different to Mario. Granted this is a 3d platformer but still.

>>715737328 (OP)
>masculine

Disney Kuck

>>715737523

>strong
>protects the sweet
>rizzes up Void Co Honeys
>knows what he likes (sweet nanners)
>rejects safe city life to party it up in the planet core
DK a chad

>>715737630
Minecraft
Noita
Worms
Deep Rock Galactic
Digdug

>>715737328 (OP)
>*Eric hates it
FTFY.

>>715737734
It's funny that Bananza Kong is being called the woke one when Rare Kong was chucked out of his own series with the second game for a female Kong.

>>715737734
Whoever made the fugly and lazy "woke" -label edit, fuck you.

>>715737328 (OP)
>masculine
not falling for the switch 2 meme

>>715737328 (OP)
Bananza is sissy hypno propaganda for zoomers

>>715738013
It was Eric.

>>715738070
>nooo can't use colors in your design,colors are wooooke

>>715738130
Eric, why do you hate Pauline Jr.?

>>715737328 (OP)
>Literally a kiddy game
>masculine

>>715737328 (OP)
I don't hate it because of DK. I dislike it because it runs like shit on a brand new 2025 console and costs $70. If this was on my PC I'd be getting 250 FPS and having a blast.

>>715737893
those are not 3D platformers stfu moron and go play actual 3D platformers

>>715738130
>sissy hypno propaganda
wtf are you talking about shizo

>>715738227
You can easily incorporate masculine themes into kid media.

>>715737328 (OP)
the masculine virtue of impregnating your loli daughter to turn yourself into a grandfather?

>>715738303
Goalposts: moved

>>715738227
Media for younger people is often the only media that can be manly these days.

>>715737879
HE NOT ANGRY AND SCOWLING ALL THE TIME THAT MEAN HE ALL THE BAD THINGS I DREAM ABOUT CONSTANTLY THAT ATTACK MY VERY MASCULINITY!

>>715738263
jesus christ there's probably like 7 whole textures in that entire scene

>>715738480
screenshots of each of those games you pointed out or sources just trust me bro

>>715738227
More masculine than God of War 2018

>>715737328 (OP)
>masculine
>with Groomer Kong
lol no he looks like a discord mod

>>715738303
Since when was Minecraft classified as a 3D platformer like Mario 64, Banjo-Kazooie, and Jak & Daxter?

>>715738489
NOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN ROBOT

>>715738691
He actually protects kids rather than fucking them. That's your dad's job.

>>715738690
>>715738691

>>715737879

>>715738690
what mental illness compels an anon to make this shit

>>715738820
>um le no u
very creative, just sit in the cuck chair and I'll be with ur mom soon

It's funny how "concerned" /v/irgins are about masculinity in children's toys, like they're convinced that if a character isn't a constantly angry murderous asshole who hates everything they're somehow a woman and it will drain their testosterone away into the television.

All the other bananza forms are too fetishy for me to actually wanna play the game

>>715737879
>all the girl kongs left him so he goes after scraps and prematures

>>715738804
Don't act like KR isn't manly
my other webms are too big

>>715738602
Meds: not taken

>>715738876
>making OC is mentally ill now
We used to be an imageboard.

>>715738159
It’s literally the tranny flag bro

>>715738905
You're your own dad?
Or are you trying to say your dad fucked you as a kid?

>>715737734
It's just a synthesis of his OG and Rare designs. What's the problem? And how tf is it "Woke"?

>>715738130
Kek

>>715739060
>perchance
kek, is there any more?

>>715739065
They're pastel colors anon. The two that look the vest together at that and they were used together long before trannies were a thing.

Your woke agenda won't steal them.

>>715739065
it's not, it's a reference to the original arcade game colors

>>715739060
>>715738690
>there’s more
>they’re just as funny

How does he do it

>>715739165
>>715739232
You know you have all of the ones that exist, just fucking post them instead of samefagging. Holy shit.

>>715738794
Minecraft is a survival crafting type of game bozo

>>715737328 (OP)
/v/ only hates it because it can't be emulated yet.

>>715738690
>>715739060
Are those in some booru out there? I want to see them all.

>>715739060
Your incel wojak community isn't 4chan.

>>715739065
Why are you even responding to blatantly disingenuous faggots?

>>715739065
So the tranny flag has existed since pastel colors were a thing, which is for hundreds of years.

Imagine protecting a girl so hard she sings about how strong and cool you are

he's had this design before. mario part 1, 2, 3 for the n64. actual babies on this board holy shit

>>715739306
Lmao

>>715739363
Since your kind has made everything political and symbols of how you're being massacred and destroyed, guess we shouldn't have any colors in anything at all so you won't be triggered. Oh, wait, you're triggered by black and white, too, guess that means you can suffer for your entire lives.

>>715739363
I stopped after the last bout, bit obvious

>>715739065
>babyblue? Woke
>pink? Woke as hell!
>Rainbow? Woke
>purple? Woke
>Navy blue? Sailors are gay, so Woke
>red, or as I call it, commie rouge? Woke
>green? Greenpeace and other hippy shit, so Woke

>>715739494
What's funny his how much these people claim Rare DK was so manly and serious and adult when he made goofy faces in his very first game and was turned into a damsel in distress in the second and third games where he was replaced by a little girl who plays better than him in every way.

>>715739363
>just give up all the colors to the wokists

>>715739586
Correct. Only brown is a good skin color

Don't care, will keep on jacking it to DK and K. Rool gay porn.

Eric hates the Pauline Jr. theory.

>gaslighting everywhere
least obvious GCJ/resetranny raid thread

>>715739318
I think this is the last one, at least the only one I've seen

imagine being this desperate for any crumb of attention. what a joke.

>>715739704
Fitting, as Conservatives can only see anything and everything in Black and White.

>>715739927
>is aware OP is attention seeking
>gives OP attention anyway
foolish

>>715739704
You're doing nothing to keep it from happening, you little whiny bitch.

Wokey Kang

>>715739910
>non-banary
retarded but well-played

>why did they resdesign DK to look goofy
>Jungle Beat exists

>>715739995
but i get to call him a retard.

>>715739998
You're right. Wokists won. It's omly black and white for us from now on.

>>715739947
They really watch interracial creampies and cry woke.

>no Void Co themed corruption in game
aw man

>>715737328 (OP)

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>>715737981
DK isn’t put on the bench in DKC2 because he’s too masculine but because he’s too old. DKC2 makes way for a younger, cooler pair of kongs to play as. Diddy who is portrayed as a competent, straight male who is dating the new female kong btw is the lead, as denoted by the game’s subtitle, while Dixie is introduced as an easier character, suited for newer players. Your analogy doesn’t work, sorry tendie.

>>715737893
None of those are considered platformers you disingenuous faggot.

>>715740756
>Your analogy doesn’t work, sorry tendie.
You're defending a Nintendo game while calling people tendie.
By the way praising Diddy doesn't work because he was replaced in the next game too making Dixie the only Kong to stay for two games. Also I'm pretty sure Diddy and Dixie only date in the cartoon where they forgot they were cousins.
Whoops

Beta Kong

Still don't like the redesign.

>>715741207
I'm sorry for your loss.

>the ending where DK pays the Kremlins reparations
stunning and perhaps even brave

>>715737418
You gonna post some examples or are you just so schizo you are shadow boxing the shit you made up?

>>715740973
>You're defending a Nintendo game while calling people tendie
I’m defending a better game and staple within the DK franchise from some faggot intentionally misrepresenting it in order to play defense for modern nintendo slop. If anything I’m defending rare rather than nintendo.

Also I’m like 90% sure the instruction booklet that came with DKC2 states that Dixie is Diddy’s girlfriend.

>>715740756
>DK isn’t put on the bench in DKC2 because he’s too masculine but because he’s too old
Same with Luke Skywalker in the Sequel Trilogy. Your point?

>>715741560
>I’m defending a better game and staple within the DK franchise from some faggot intentionally misrepresenting it in order to play defense for modern nintendo slop. If anything I’m defending rare rather than nintendo.
Sounds like tendie talk to me.

>Also I’m like 90% sure the instruction booklet that came with DKC2 states that Dixie is Diddy’s girlfriend.
Nope, it says DK is out with his girlfriend but Diddy and Dixie are explicitly friends, let's not forget how she was better than him from the start by the way.

>>715740973
>Dixie the only Kong to stay for two games.
I didn't know DKC wasnt a DK game.

>>715743205
Please pay attention to the conversation anon.

>>715739343
How the fuck is that donkey kong a fucking wojak?

>>715738263
looks like another case of PC chads having to fix a nintendo game with proper hardware and an emulator.
just need to wait for the autists to hack S2...

>>715738070
zesty monkey

>>715737328 (OP)
Weak modern men have forgotten what masculinity is

>>715739065
Or the color of cotton candy.
And some ice cream flavors.
It's the color of a lot of gum flavors.
And the colors for clothes kids wear with blue for boys and pink for girls.

The trans flag broke you niggas more than anything else it's unreal.

>>715739836
>you dont like my retarded fanfiction theory?
>THAT MEANS YOU'RE MY BOOGIEMAN AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
genuine question, why are you people like this?

>>715746383
Which is quite the accomplishment considering all the other things that have broken their brains.

>>715737602
That shit is forever peak, and screw Sunrise for not only never giving us a new Brave anime but not animating the GaoGaiGar vs Betterman book.

>>715738013
Keeek
seethe woke slopper

>>715739586
Yellowchads, we're unstoppable.

>>715738070
why do you give trannies so much power over you

>>715737328 (OP)
You keep switching between that we hate it and that we love it. Make up your mind, you spamming shit.

>>715738480
>Goalposts: moved
Nani!?!

>>715738303
>>715740854
>"I have opinion."
>"Oh yeah? Name (thing)!"
>Names thing
>"N-nuh-uh! Doesn't count because I say so!"

>>715737328 (OP)
Nobody who has played the game hates it. None of the haters have played the game and all of them are just jealous. If they could emulate it today they would be playing it (but still complaining)

>>715737328 (OP)
I'll start caring once they bring back the real Donkey Kong, not their soied up facsimile

>>715746114
Supersoi was an effeminate weakling and a side character in his own movie

>>715738690
Eh this ones trying too hard.

>>715750263
>the real Donkey Kong

>>715749961
>Names wrong things
>Told that they are the wrong things
>"I-I'm not w-w-wrong!"
Fucking pathetic faggot.

>>715737328 (OP)
What virtues?

>>715750354
t.

>>715737595
What the fuck am I looking at

>>715750408
Nintendo Kong a faggot, Rare Kong a chad.

>>715747946
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>715753652
>Rare Kong a chad.
>cucked out of the protag role twice

>>715737595
>Aussies worst nightmare.

>>715738263
Honestly framerate's the least of it's problems. It looks like shit.
Tendies can keep this one.

>>715738263
The 2 fps chocolate fountain and micro stutter once it caps at 30, When your 300 bucks pcs is faster than a switch 2.

>>715738690
>The cart full of wonder bread
I wonder if that autist is still around, or if people noticing his fetish made him stop commissioning.

>game released with actual gameplay
>snoys confused, enraged

Any good recent pauline cunny art?

>>715737328 (OP)
This game is gay as fuck. Someone high up at Nintendo is flagrant homo, probably in denial.

>>715760149
youre the expert on that

>>715739065
i wonder if people like you get unironically upset if you see pink and blue cotton candy flavors at a store.