Now: Golden Sun: The Lost Age
Next: Celeste
Later: Tunic

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYKjuJdJexM
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ausspeedruns
Schedule: https://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2025/schedule

Previous: >>715700013

Working up the energy post-mig to play a videogame

Comfy hours.

gonna take a nap until celeste

>>715743716 (OP)
>Mararthon
Kek. Thanks for making the thread though.

>TWO ISAACS

There will be a time in the very near future where you will have to choose between Sonic runs ran by people who don't know how to run the games or 6 hours JRPGs. Which will you choose, soldier?

>>715743983
lmao

>>715743983
Gee Felix, how come your mom lets you have two Isaacs?

Migged

>>715744016
I choose both.

>>715744016
I choose otherwise, I choose Spyro

>>715744016
I can run sonic myself, i choose jarpigs

I always find it funny that GDQ always has an event "coincidentally" happen when another organization is having its Marathon on.

>Was on at the same time as UKSG (GDQ hotfix followed by a Dragon Quest event)
>Goes offline
>Was on at the same time as ESA (FFIX 25th Anniversary "Celebration" Marathon
>Goes offline
>Is on at the same time as ASM
>Its currently an SGDQ rerun so it will end on sunday when ASM ends

I want events like ASM to succeed and grow, but that success basically guarantees the event will become a soulless husk like GDQ. what a dilemma

>>715744283
Oh and for tonal whiplash tune into the GDQ rerun and then into ASM then into GDQ rerun

>>715744016
I choose the middle path.

>>715744283
Boy oh boy I can't wait to watch troons poorly speedrun a game while a host butts in every 2 minutes with a shitty donation, in a censored chat that I'm not even allowed to type in!

>>715744016
having never played either of them, I choose JRPGs

>>715744016
>Dogwater during ASM's RPG hours
>ASM during Dogwater's RPG hours

>>715744180
>So I ask you, is an anon not entitled to an enjoyable run in his evening?
>NO! Says the man from ESA, it belongs to Spyro
>NO! Says the "woman" from GDQ, it belongs to TRANS RIGHTS (HOOOIIIPPPEEEE)
>NO! Says the cunt from ASM, it belongs to everyone's-in-bed moight

>>715744290
Small events are fine imho

>>715744386
>I can't wait to watch troons poorly speedrun a game
Sounds like ASM alright.

>>715743959
>Mararthon
That's what I get for copying the other post

So it kinda looks like ASM's routine is:
>6am - Noon: Comfy morning hours, lesser known games, lower energy games and shorter RPGs go here
>Noon - 6pm: Afternoon hours, the big games go here
>6pm - Midnight: Evening hours, the themed blocks go here (today its Decade Dash)
>Midnight - 6am: Graveyard shift, slap on a 6 hour JRPG

>>715744016
I would choose 6 hour Sonic JRPGs if I could

>>715744415
>ASM during Dogwater's RPG hours
You have some serious priority issues.

>>715744818
How the hell do you get DKC in 10 minutes?
Gonna go look that up now

>>715744728
I keep clicking previous and they all have it kek

Nice skip!

>>715744908
then there is no reason to not to keep doing it

>Mararthon
Can we have RandomIke runs next? He speedruns for his friends, at least

>>715744903
Wrong warping. You basically do like couple stages, the purple roc bird boss fight and final boss

>>715744908
Guess ASM is officially now known as a mararthon. Kek how the fuck did nobody notice until now. The last correct one was 3 days ago

gottem

>>715744835
Be careful what you wish for

>>715745152
At least it's not got the stuff like the youtube link having eighty [embed]s behind it.

>>715745152
funny if if true

>No Resident Evil run of any kind

Some marathon you got there

I'm interested to see how they win any fights at the end with all these skips. They have to at least fight Doom Dragon, right?

>>715745290
>>715744835
We can go worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAOI87BQ69o

>>715745325
Last correct one was >>715486237, second thread of the event. The mistake started with >>715504429, guess everyone just blindly copied it

>>715744290
Its already succeeding. Its a national level event that doesn't need to grow beyond that as it will defeat its point. It gets more than enough runner submissions to sustain a seven day 24 hour event and has enough income and runners to do two smaller two day events in the year too. Its known as the go-to event for Australian and New Zealand runners to do their runs on an event stage without having to travel to the other side of the world to do so and that's what it wants to be, it doesn't need to be anything beyond that. It even gets some international runners sometimes like ThaRixer this year who is from Denmark. And finally it raises a pretty decent amount of money for charity.

I think the only thing that'd be nice to see growth wise is maybe a couple hundred more viewers. Its max seems to be 1.5k with its prime time average being 1k. But I guess that has to do with time zones and such.

>>715745068
>Wrong warping
Yeah, I figured that was it, and found a video describing it
Lots of weird setups and frame-perfect glitches
It's fun to see once, but after that it's meh

>>715745536
Yeah they don't have to be doing GDQ numbers or even ESA numbers to be a success, they're doing good while doing their own thing.

Much like with stuff like BSG, they're managing to persist and do stuff the way they want to be doing.

>>715745601
Yeah, I don't think any% in DKC1 is quite that popular because of that

>>715744283
GDQ is a for-profit business run by slimy (both literally and figuratively) trannies: it would be weird if they DIDN'T make a deliberate effort to overshadow real charity events.

>>715745483
holy kino

>>715744180

>>715745735
Plus the more sponsorships they get the more beholden they come, they're already limited with swearing and stuff.

>>715745946
They're super limited by the fact they get government funding

>>715745946
It's not just the sponsors they have, it's the desperate pursuit of more, it's taken other events to some very low places in the desperate need to keep the line going up.

>>715745887
>lumilaura didn't get a run at spyro this year
lmao

>>715744620
>Sounds like ASM alright.
That paper mario run two days ago somehow managed to be worse than anything I've ever seen at Games Done Queer, and by a large margin.

>>715744283
>>715745771
Its funny when someone brings up other events to GDQ or they have to talk about the other events because they do so with such disgust and disdain. Even if its just a pretty small, wholesome local event that's pretty left leaning they act like the event is super problematic because they're not yelling trans rights every five-minutes. I can't even remember the last time I saw a runner at the event bring up another non-GDQ event, used to happen all the time, people used to wear shirts advertising events etc. then it suddenly stopped a few years ago. I bet that shit got banned. When the ESA drama shenanigans happened, GDQ staff were loving it and rubbing it in constantly on twitter, finally getting to take the potshots they always wanted to take.

Their attitude isn't just that "We're a better speedrun event" than the others, or even "We're the best one" but its like a position of "We're the only good one"

>>715746186
He made up for it by putting a bunch of Spyro games on schedule.

Really sick of the hate watchers in threads that aren't GDQ

>>715746164
This being the prime example. For me it was the look of disgust Nikoheart had during the Alien Isolation run. He felt dirty. He felt shame at what they brought into ESA's halls for money.

>>715746341
So he ran right to GDQ? lol cmon bro

>>715746213
People at UKSG/BSG/NSG tend to talk about stuff that happened at the other marathons fairly often, on top of them promoting each other's marathons at their own events.

>>715746067
Oh cool so the government pays for the hotel and stuff? That's cool of the government. Beats having to use bits and subs to fund it but not tell your audience base like anotehr certain event. Also makes sense why they were gonna have the Minister for Autism do a speech in the intro but she couldn't make it.

>>715746341
Celina still doesn't seem relevant either, that entire talent agency seems like it exists to sign people and HOPE AND PRAY they'll become relevant

>>715746392
Yeah, its just a GDQ thing. They still allowed discussions about UKSG and BSG at this year's ESA which I was surprised by, thought they'd be no no words. Also no idea what a Heckathon is but I hear about that one a lot during events.

>>715746487
HEKathon isn't worth giving a HECK about

>>715746417
I got curious about what she's doing these days when she was brought up in the ESA threads this year. She just does IRL streams now which I think is for the best.

>>715746341
The frustrating shit with that is most people get distracted by that clown show, and not the slimy backroom deal shit that caused it to happen.
>>715746417
As far as I could tell they basically collect booking fees and stuff for people like TMR to show up and do blindfold Turbo Tunnel.

>>715746405
They probably could apply for a grant for the hotel, but as of now they get a little pot of money that helps with advertising and permits due to being a not for profit fundraising organization

>>715746487
Heckathon is a bunch of runners doing a small charity event, they used to do a takeover block at ESA but that stopped happening ages ago.

The only Non GDQ event specifically allowed on stage at GDQ is RPG limit break, and that's because they've been slowly replacing the staff with their own goonies for years.

>>715746582
Whenever I see webms and images of the Celina runs, I always wonder if the three people who sat in the front row cardboard cutouts of her emojis were genuine guests, or paid actors, or guests who were paid to wave them about or what.

>>715746610
Oh I see, how do they pay for the hotel then? I know the smaller event they just use a space in PAX.

Same with the prizes, the prizes are surprisingly decent. Are they government or sponsorships? I assume the climbing experience one is a sponsorship thing because their logo is on the overlay.

>>715746914
I think those are her mods, not actual speedrun enthusiasts. At least that's what I assumed.

>>715746914
Fans/mods, she's some kind of dumb streamer with a fanbase that apparently is big enough to need a talent agency, we do know for sure that her simp mod threw a fuckton of money at her "runs", enough to make it a very profitable thing for ESA despite anons thinking it was a disaster for them.

>>715747292
It was a disaster for their credibility.

>>715747337
Drop in the ocean of ESA doing that to themselves.

>>715747337
i dont think many people care outside of /v/

>>715741515
The amount of easy difficulty nepo runs at sgdqueer this year was disgraceful.

>>715747337
>>715747432
That was genuinely the first time I ever disliked something at ESA and the start of me thinking they weren't going in a good direction and me thinking ESA wasn't as good as it used to be.

Then what solidified it for me was the summer ESA where ESA had been shilled to fuck during both GDQs and it felt like activity in the threads had tripled and the threads were just shit up with chart arguments and Metako arguments and meltdowns over runs and shit, didn't have the same vibe of prior ESA threads and while it is better it's still not fully recovered.

Its why I don't want ASM to grow like >>715744290 says because we got a taste of it on the first day here where they were arguing over charts despite this not being an event with charts. Felt random and pointless, like they were bored and needed something to be outraged over.

>>715747514
It probably puts sponsors off them in a way, since it looks like they got way more out of the deal than the talent agency, but they were already doing that to themselves. Fuckers can't keep sponsors to save their lives.

>runner is a guy
>very passionate about the game, explains lots of stuff
>run has interesting tech and is impressive to watch
>couch isn't overloaded
>no women or troons in sight
Why can't all runs be like this?

This run is 3 hours long yet feels longer then FFX and Chrono Cross. We're only half way through.

>>715747762
what happened to the rich furry that was sponsoring them?

>>715747837
Halfway there

>>715747787
doesnt matter, some pissbaby will cry about the run no matter how comfy it is

>>715747869
Found a new fetish

>>715747787
Don't worry they're coming! I can tell not just because it's Celeste but I've noticed they follow a very specific naming pattern. Don't even have to click their profile.

>>715747750
Yeah I'd been thinking the shitflinging going on in these threads was not too unlike ESA being pimped out in GDQ threads as being GDQ but better, just with less pure event fanboyism and more /pol/ hatewatch types thinking this was going to be the new event for them.
>>715747869
Allegedly had a falling out with Planks and Edenal.

Aussies so upsidedown they even gotta say RNG as GRN

>>715747973
They did even during the most tame run of it ever at GDQ, it's basically the entire event for them.

>>715748020
>initial d after the troon
at least there is that

>>715748092
>Allegedly had a falling out with Planks and Edenal.
As these threads have a hateboner for those two im going to take that with a grain of salt

>interesting game but actually playing it is absolutely horrendous
>someone decides to speedrun it
>a single playthrough is still 2 hours
This person must not be in a good place, mentally.

>>715748636
It's not that bad, controls are just a little clunky compared to more modern examples of the genre.

Huh, the ASM schedule web page seems to have some kind of malware, or maybe a crypto miner.

>>715747787
>Why can't all runs be like this?
Early GDQ raised some serious dosh and people realized that there's actually money in these sorts of events. Everything quickly degenerated from there.

>>715748687
I disagree. I had quite a terrible time but saw it through because the story was so intriguing. The looping combat music is just as monotonous as the combat itself. Massive hordes of enemies that you have to kill with a very limited move set. Repeating levels, uninspired objectives. It actually feels like it's supposed to be mentally draining on purpose. The dragon flying sections are the only highlight in this game which is what the game was initially exclusively supposed to be.

>>715748858
>Huh, the ASM schedule web page seems to have some kind of malware, or maybe a crypto miner.
Are you talking about the security message that your browser gave you when you tried accessing the page? It just says that there is no HTTPS version of the website which is not a big deal for something like this.

>>715748428

That's what I was thinking looking at the schedule. We have those two designed piss break runs and the rest of the day looks pretty solid.

Did I miss the qt?

>it's quite easy to drain his pp

>>715748020
layla is the transvestite that ran sonic adventure and went "yipeeeee!" really loudly over and over

Mods, drain his PP

>>715748976
No, something much stranger: whenever that page is loaded in any browser, suddenly the browser maxes one CPU core and a random (has been like six different random ones) service will start maxing a separate core. Weirdest shit I have ever seen and it took me ages to finally make the connection between the schedule page and why my browsers kept maxing out. (Switch to a different tab and restart browser fixes it, but if I switch back to the schedule tab it starts up again.)

>>715749340
Hey I had that earlier when I loaded the schedule page my browser just slowed down until I closed it.

>>715749340
>>715749467
works on my machine
let me guess, Chrome?

IM A HEADBANGA

>>715749546
Waterfox, firefox, brave, and basilisk. Only ones I've been willing to test it on.

>>715749173
Layla is also the insufferable one on the couch for the Chrono Cross run, that got shut down and eventually left

It's pretty cool that people just found the developer doors were just fucking sat there.

>>715749658
>>715749467
>>715749340
>>715748858
Use this schedule page: https://horaro.org/asm2025/schedule

>>715749340
>>715749467
I'm not getting that extreme of a CPU hit, but something is chewing up cycles on that page
Left side is me on /v/ and nothing else
Right side is me on /v/ and the schedule page

16% CPU consumed just by sitting on that page doing nothing
Very repeatable too

>>715744283
So... I mean GDQ has been doing the replay of its last event for the last few events now.
That being said, GDQ tries to run shit daily now on their channel if they can help it and have been trying to do so for several years.
All their hotfix slop has been going on for ages, it sucks, but it's a thing. It's not like a spite plan at this rate, it's just how it goes.
They want more money so now they try to stream every day to make it.

If ASM was worried about the competition they would have buffered a week cause this isn't new.

is he playing on the real gba or some emu

>>715750638
wii u vc i think

>>715750413
Checked now and same thing happens to me

>>715750638
wii u vc

>>715750413
It's probably just incompetence. Opening and closing the "Filters" bar isn't even smooth so I'm assuming this is some sort of scheduke plugin they're using that's not really optmized.

>>715748858
>seems to have some kind of malware, or maybe a crypto miner.
Or it's just a poorly implemented bloated piece of shit PHP. Not everything on the internet is malware you boomer.

>>715750638
He's pulled up the Wii U save menu multiple times now.

I NEED MY QTTTTTTTTTTT
she is in 6 hours

>>715750701
>>715750730
Yeah it looks like it's just badly put together, I remember GDQ's one being an absolute mess in a similar way before.

>>715750701
Yeah I doubt it's something malicious like a bitcoin miner
Probably just some AI and/or pajeet coder who fucked up the "Change to my timezone" slider and is in an infinite loop

>>715750730
Respect your elders.

>>715750701
Poor optimization doesn't lead to maxing out a core indefinitely. Either it's some kind of malware/miner, or some retard put an infinite loop in the javascript.

>>715744180
>>715745887

>>715751034
DASU DASU

>>715751242
Pools closed! XD *holds up spork*

he's choking

>>715751358
Ya fucked the meme I was referencing mate.

>pound room
giggity

he's gonna get silly skipped if he continues to choke

>>715751608
I know, obviously the real one's about Geoff Zimmer, the founder and CEO of the Man's warehouse.

Lmao, who watches this shit when there's already been ESA and GDQ before this?

>>715752119
Me, its been cozy

>>715752161
Yeah, it's not quite engagingly informative the way Bowie's run of it, but it's still cool and a nice watch

>>715752119
I refuse to watch GDQ.

>>715752269
I'm already familiar with TLA so I've been able to follow along fine

>>715752119
it's good
ESA was good too, imo

Why does he constantly have to look at his notes? Wouldn't you have most of this memorized if this is your main game that you're running at such an event?

>>715752457
It's a long and very fucking complicated run to pull off all the RNG manip.

>>715752119
thread = watch
simple as

>>715752119
gonna watch dogwater too
and rta in japan cause when it comes to the japanese language i myself am fluent DESUUU

>>715752457
It's mostly just the sheer number of situations where the RNG manipulation shows up, and things can vary across categories

I'm watching something from frost fatales 2023 a the same time as the current golden sun run and 7% volume on that VOD matches the 100% volume of the ASM stream. It's driving me crazy how they can't get this shit right.

>>715753007
Who the fuck cares man

>>715753041
the dude you are replying to

>>715753007
i use frankerfacez compressor for everything on twitch so i dont even notice when a streamer is quieter

I just jumped in, how was TLA

>turn based
>jrpg
>3.5 hours
>save scumming
>resetting constantly to rng manip
>50% menuing
>couch adds 0 entertainment

>>715753263
Pretty standard but comfy run that has RNG manip but not ACE.

>>715753334
oh it's save and quit?
I like the other category better but sure

>>715753324
ASM is speedruns first, charity second, entertainment whenever it shows up mate

>>715753324
at least they aren't faggot frog posters

>>715753378
The category is to kill Doom Dragon, so ACE to skip to credits is effectively skipped. Otherwise it's free pickings as far as glitches and S&Q are concerned.

>>715753520
i mean the one where they run the game but without save and quit for RNG manip

>>715753595
Yeah, I get you. S&Q RNG manip can be cool but it does get a bit obnoxious to watch sometimes

>>715753392
And that's the optimum priority ranking.

>>715753167
Where do I find the userscript version of it? Can't find it anywhere.

>>715754029
https://cdn2.frankerfacez.com/static/ffz_injector.user.js

>>715754029

Doom Dragon really hates them jupiter adepts

>final boss kills itself
lmao

UNDERESTIMATE

>1 min 16 under estimate
Nice.

damn was really hoping they'd actually finish the game and that was just an optional boss they could skip :(

Why are troons so obsessed with Celeste? I have never played the game but it just looks like a cute retro platformer.

>>715754392
>>715754443
Whoops, can't believe I missed that. Anyway, it works and the difference is night and day. I wonder if the retard brown noser in the twitch chat has this shit on and doesn't realize it's fixing the trash audio mix.

>>715750730
PHP runs on the server and won't cause problems locally on your computer. Javascript is what fucks up browsers.

>asian tranny is back

>>715754756
the dev said that the theme of self doubt was because the main character is transitioning (as far as I know nothing is even hinted at this in game)

>>715754756
the game is about the trans experience and the dev transitioned after making the game. despite this, the best players are all he/hims

>>715754756
The music was done by a troon, and then four(?) years after the game came out one of the designers trooned out and said the game was about him discovering he is really a "real woman" transbian ogre. The game itself is an excellent platformer, thoughever.

what music is this

>wears a dress in the trans flag colors
why are they like this?

Golden Sun was excellent

>>715755020
>gets mad at seeing a dress with pastel colors
why are you like this?

>>715755020
They want everyone nearby to know they have a penis

Imagine an event where the name incentives aren't always trans rights.

>>715755105
>gets mad at words on a screen
why are you like this?

>>715754973
you don't know?

Even among frogposters this one is particularly bad.

>>715754973
Harmony

>>715755105
im not mad, tranny. but good job on self-reporting

>>715754973
>what music is this
Bottom left of the screen has the music name

>>715755020
Warning coloration. Consider it a courtesy.

>>715754963
He didn't troon out until multiple years after the game was released.

Absilte state of that

>clearly a man
>she/fae
I'm out

TRANS RIGHTS

>she/fae
SOMEONE GET AN IRON SWORD

oh nonono wtf are we witnessing?

>>715755238

>trans rights
You've got to be kidding me

TRANS RIGHTS

Can I get some TRANS ROIGHTS IN CHAT HOYYYP??

Yep. We're done until Initial D

I'm a simple man, I see Celeste, I leave the stream

>10 hours of rpg "speedruns"
>come back
>tranny game with a tranny runner and a tranny couch
Holy shit these last 2 days have been fucking dogshit.

>>715754949
>annoying laughing tranny is running and asian tranny nowhere to be found

I'm just gonna say it...
all 3 are actually cute.

at least they arent balding, fat, unshaven and put on some make up

>Doesn't even fucking try

>>715751034
Does this reference the year you're born?
I'm from 2004, so I guess I'm an oldfag?

I thought it was pretty funny that they found two actual dudes for the celeste race at GDQ, it was a good subversion of exactly this

If we were doing ratings this event put me down for ZZZ

Every single fucking time with Celeste

>>715755653
holy zoomzoom

>>715755604
stop grooming the dude on the couch

holy fucking shit
Dogwater better not be this bad

oh fuck i forgot celese has the doorbell sounds, i cant stand watching this

UGH

>>715755051
Yes it was. Loved all the tech explanation.

did they apologize for playing on stolen lands?

>she/far
>one of the deepest voice ive heard all event
>bro on couch has a higher voice
>shit audio balancing as per usual
yeah i bail for this one

>>715755719
Half the Dogwater runners are trans, we're purposely baiting you GDQ fans into it.

>>715755615
After watching ESA, GDQ, and now ASM back to back, I have to say, all the memes about Americans sadly do seem to be true. The aussies universally are thinner, healthier looking, and mostly relatively groomed. GDQ is dysgenic af across the board comparatively.

>Turns down the volume on yuki after the several runs of them fucking screaming
Holy shit based AV team

>>715755828
for fucks sake
not watching it then

>>715755567
asian tranny was briefly on cam but she left. it's over

>>715755567
oh wait she's back now

i take it the audience of the event is behind that curtain

>host has no pronouns listed
I would have just refused to host with these freaks on.

>>715756060
no they're facing the runners

>>715756109
he's the guy that ran ffx

This Yuki is a hottie with nice fake honkers.

>>715756449
vi >>> yuki layla = queen magnolia >>> gamer olive

>>715756392
I didn't watch it but didn't that run involve 4 people with no pronouns listed? There was just an annoying foid ruining the bro banter from what I remember.

The fuck does fae means?

>>715756625
yeah she was his sister i think.

>>715756521
Vi = the asian?

Lol, ASM fags, please explain this. I thought this shit was supposed to be better than GDQ

>>715756714
no, video games are for trannies

>>715756674
Nice.

the male is cuter than the 3 trannies what the hell bros

>>715756656
It means they are faerykin

what if everything was spikes

>>715756697
ya

>>715756763
Agreed

>>715756824
Nah, Yuki is hotter.

>>715756449
What's wrong with having a honker?

>>715756714
You sold yourself down the river on that idea, all people said was it had comfy, long speedruns.

>>715755828
they are kosher tho, vetted by /v/-adjacent people

"Uhhhhh"

>>715757029
True, everybody's loved Daisy the past how many Dogwaters, she's awesome.

>>715755653
It's the year you found the site, you babby.

>>715755828
they are ftm it's different

>>715751034
what do you call someone who joined in 2022 (me)?

ah they seem like they're having fun

>>715757270
redditor

>>715757357
girlies know how to have fun

>>715746186
yeah he did
There was a 3-way any% race

Is there some meaning trannies attach to the number 33?

>over estimate

Comparatively ok run is comparatively ok.

Tranny fauilure.

>zelda clone next
hoyp

>>715757624
>32:47
Looks under estimate to me.

>>715757547
clair obscur expedition 33

>>715757509
Fuck he's hot.

>>715757675
Brace for that one anon still complaining it's an ad like four years later.

>>715756714
Nobody said that just that it was happening after GDQ

>ad run next
I'm out

>>715757509
>>715746186
Would go on the pub crawl with Laura.

>>715757547
there are 33 genders

>>715757547
33rd letter of the alphabet

>>715757851
How so?

>>715756763
You know its happening
>Plays Celeste
>Growing hair out
>They pronoun as well as He
The "egging" begins

>>715757547
it's euphemism for gay sex (two sets of balls on top of of one another implying sodomy 3=3)

>>715757797
first time they ran that game at gdq one of the devs was there iirc

>>715757835
It's a bit worrying that even mentioning it over the last weeks has conjured up the expectation of this idealized GDQ just for /v/.

>>715757942
I'm just baiting this anon >>715757797 I know nothing about this game

funny how the gdq celeste runners were cis hetero men

I'm fucking cursed
Every time I tune it it's either on intermission or a tranny playing a game

>>715757971
it's called cracking an egg so it's the cracking begins. get your tranny lingo right

>>715758002
I'm inclined to believe this.

>>715758140
We picked this event to torment you.

wtf

It's wild how many people go trans just because they grow their hair out because they're coping because of hair loss

i wish dogwater started yesterday

>>715758285
Why? Most of the runners there are trans too.

>>715758273
thats a wild projection to think people go trans ngl

>>715758273
I've had long hair for like 16 years, and people tend to think I'm some metal head
I don't even care about metal music

>>715758285
it will start yesterday in two days

>>715758285
Did you check the schedule, lol

>>715758285
>>715758343
so where's the dogwater schedule anyway?

>>715758273
so true this is why I became trans. I started taking estrogen for hair loss and ended up trooning out

>>715758321
Very in line for /v/ though, anons just pulling "expertise" on shit like that out of their asses because it feels correct to them.

Just round up all speedniggers and shoot them already. There's clearly something wrong with these fuckers.

>>715758418
https://oengus.io/marathon/DWR25/schedule/dwr25
Same guys, same runs

I'd be totally down for more Zelda-alikes but Tunic looks like it's a Unity store asset flip.

>>715758730
At first glance it feels cheap, but I think the visuals grew on me after a while. The game isn't quite exactly Zelda either, I like to think of it more adjacent to La Mulana.

TRANNY TRAINWRECK

CHOKE
CHOKE
CHOKE

>>715758839
>>715758849
i don't care i'm not watching

more like troonic

lol oops, that's a run ruining mistake

I guess this has never happened before.

>>715758273
Nobody has ever gone trans for that reason

CHOKE
H
O
K
E

who are these guys foolin' they lose a bet or something?

this is painful now

>>715758245
>several friends
>MANY/ALL
>it's the plushies

>stop watching during chrono because it was these people
>come back later and its still these people running
it was a godless day, wasnt it

They may as well have done a TinyTim and started over, it wasn't that long in and while it'd probably have gone a bit over estimate, they're likely to burn even more time now trying to recover.

>Skip tranny run
>Come back
>Tranny run
come on man

>named kairi

bro.. in KH kairi was the girl you were supposed to want to save, not want to be...ffs

>>715759065
Golden Sun was great and not these people. It was two bros and they put on a good show together. On the other hand even the captcha bot knows this is double X ASS.

>not checking your FPS-reliant tricks work on the systems
Ouch.

>trick is dependent on monitor refresh rate

>what are you going to do about that?

Reminder
https://youtube.com/shorts/Zcg3HOxyVzw

>>715759337
Gotta love them gigabyte monitors.

>jrpg games
>no trannies
>every other genre
>trannies
care to explain anti-jarpig fags?

>>715759272
hell yeah, golden sun was great, wish they actually finished the game. first 2 golden suns were my childhood. idk how my dumbass even solved half the puzzles when i was a kid. some of that shit is ROUGH

>>715759417
Missed the Chrono Cross run earlier, huh?

kind of a trainwreck

>>715759487
trannywreck*

>>715759456
>first 2 golden suns were my childhood
Shame the third one sucked and basically killed it.

>board game
excuse me? im here for initial capital D

why does werster allow this bullshit?

>>715759551
he's the werst

>>715759538
it was one of the games I was most hyped about, only for it to severly under deliver
that was my lesson not to get too hyped and restrain myself until I get my hands on a game

I turned the volume down for a sec as I was fiddling with something and suddenly the run was over. Did they just kill it abruptly with a long hook cane as velvet curtains closed behind the troon?

Holy shit did anyone see that tranny squatting down like a man just a few seconds ago? I wasn't fast enough to get a screenshot but LMAO so lady like.

Troons should give up with speedrunning. They suck at it, their voices are grating to hear, and they can't pass as a woman since they are too lazy to get face surgery to turn their man faces into a woman face.

>>715759615
Yeah I got to the last boss in it, didn't realize it was the last boss and thought it had finally decided to be more of a challenge, and finished the fucking game on accident while thinking it was just getting good.

>>715759631
the run got messed up so they had to load a backup save that skipped half the run but then they messed up the final boss fight and just had to give up lol

>>715759867
>but then they messed up the final boss fight
The required skip needed to be at 120hz and the monitor only went up to 60.

Thanks Gigabyte.

>>715759867
LMAO. I saw the initial fuckup since the growing panic in his voice was just enough to shift my focus as he realized he had no backup. Then it sounded like they were deciding to do something else to fill the remaining time but that's great that that also crashed and burned.

>>715759758
>>715759615
never even played it for the lackluster reviews i heard about it

pic related

>>715759939
Best sponsor advert ever.

>>715759758
I myself tried to 100% it, only to realize at the end of the game that the one mercury djinn I missed right at the start of the game was inaccessible because of a point of no return
That was like the cherry on the shit sundae, someone like BowieTheHero tries his darndest to make Dark Dawn seem cool at these speedrun events, but I just can't shake my disappointment with the game even now, over a decade later

>>715759867
i noticed the run was set to a showcase too, must have been cuz of the fail right lmfao

>>715759939
>60hz in 2025

just throw those incentives in the damn trash LMAO

>>715759939
oh yeah I forgot about that

so they had to do a trick to skip an elevator to save like 30 seconds or whatever but then they accidentally used an item that was crucial to progress the run trying to do the elevator skip

so they went back to get another item (a gun) that would allow them to progress and continue the rest of the run but then theu realized they needed a 144 hz monitor to do the backup strat and gave up on that

fianlly they just loaded a backup save right before the final boss but they messed up the timing on the boss and died so they just killed the run kek

How was Chrono Cross, Golden Sun and the Troon Block? Did I miss anything else in between that?

It's time.
https://youtu.be/fThJLf5HnP0

>>715760019
I mean they gave them two monitors to give out that go way beyond that.
As a sponsor that doesn't mean you make them use all of their product and only their product.

>>715760116
chrono cross was troon filled but didnt mind it
golden sun is my goat and the bros on the couch did a solid job
everything else was gay dont even bother

How is it even possible to be this pale in Australia?

Are you ready to drift your Plums?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQUe6TnvP1o

>>715760209
The sun kills you dead, you stay inside as much as you can.

>Game audio is super low
unkino

>>715760209
We're taught to avoid the sun from an early age

>>715760289
It was like that in golden sun too, which is tragic because that's one of the few games on GBA to fully utilize the chipset with nothing but solid music.

>>715760289
They'd get copyright flagged instantly if they had it louder, we're lucky they even have the music on really.

>no pronoums
unkino

>>715760352
>fully utilize the chipset with nothing but solid music
That's kind of a funny way to say it, since GBA's sound quality is precisely because the audio was CPU driven. Camelot just happened to have their own sound driver that had really good quality considering the handheld.

>>715760289
There is an extension called Volume Booster
It's pretty good

Just tuning in. Is this kino?

>>715760495
Still technically accurate tho ;) you're right I explained that weirdly, but they were one of the few to actually do it

>>715760172
They specifically shilled the gigabyte monitor before the game started.

Running in the 90s is overrated normalfag bait

artstyle of this game reminds me a lot of BL mangas

>>715759939
wtf 60hz in 2025, with Gigabyte sponsoring your event? KEK

>>715760648
My favorite tracks are Space Boy and Dog Fight

>>715760648
newfag
running in the 90s is 4chancore, whether you like it or not

>>715760648
Shut up fag

I wish I had a manual to fuck around with

my connection is even shitting itself right now like it's 2004

>>715760691
for me, it's Victim of You or whatever it's actually called, it gets DMCA'd off Youtube so I can't actually post it.

>>715759939
>>715760102
>>715760687
i'm pretty sure the monitor does not just go up to 60hz, that would be crazy. i assume it's the tech team failing to use proper cables, settings or drivers. my monitor can do 144hz for example but when i use hdmi instead of displayport, it only can do 60.

>>715760692
>4chancore
Surely that would be this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2H6bVy-qxc

>>715760657

>>715760772
the displayport cables should come with the monitor if it supports >60, no? also if your trick depends on framerate, why wouldn't you confirm the monitor actually supports 120hz before running it.

>>715760858
>why wouldn't you confirm the monitor actually supports 120hz before running it.
If you've been running a game from home you might forget to check when playing elsewhere, but yeah

Which one of you is versatile femboy

>>715760858
>displayport cables should come with the monitor
included cables are not the default and it would also require the tech team to actually use DP instead of HDMI
someone fucked up here but im pretty sure it wasnt gigabyte

>mystery nigga suddenly emerges from the dark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npmnjoDYpiQ

>>715760953
Not me, he can come to my hotel room if he likes though.

>versatile fembou

>>715760692
You know I'm right, it's the Macintosh Plus of vaporwave
There's much better out there but all the normalfags flock to it

>>715761023
anon macintosh plus is the macintosh plus of vaporwave. do you mean of eurobeat?

god i miss my r32

Always tried to get into Initial D but I never made it past the first season. It's just so boring and when it actually gets to the racing, the cars are rendered in this fuck ugly 3d style that I cannot imagine someone actually being a fan of. When does it get good. Is there a specific season that comes recommended?

>>715761117
get a new one for a dolar

>>715761118
filtered

>>715760692
>4chancore
There is only one core, and it's not Running In The 90s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar4WzQ7KHak

>>715761116
I think the other anon meant that Running in the 90s is to Eurobeat what Macintosh plus is to vaporwave, a popular pick that most everyone knows if they haven't dug more into the genre

>>715761161
Yes, that's what I was implying.

>>715761118
you are just a faggot, deal with it

>>715761215
Have you actually watched it?

this guy keeps bumping into walls on hairpins. I thought he was supposed to be good or something

>>715761286
yeah

>>715761314
A face that needs a brick.

For me, it has to be rally Group B, the best motorsport.
RIP Group B

>>715761404
dick*

>Muumuu Homer dominating the Hit and Run outfit choice

>>715761314
imagine tying her up and putting her through an mri.

>>715761425
For me, it's the 288 GTO, the Group B car that never got its chance...

I hope they're shaving Yuki Layla's head.

>>715761616
Anon's doing Freudian drifting.

>>715755153
Two things people pointed out in GDQ criticism threads on reddit (which of course they didn't listen to) was:

>Every naming bid war just having "Trans rights" dominate it ultimately was more detrimental than beneficial because people ended up giving up on bidding for names because they knew their chosen name wouldn't win as no matter what Trans rights would donimate way ahead of all the others, so there was no point. Which meant that there was less money coming in as people gave up
>People began to realize specific hosts would read any donation as long as it had "trans rights" in it, and so they started exploiting that, to the point all meaning behind "trans rights" was lost because they'd just put it at the bottom so their message was guaranteed to be read even if it had nothing to do with trans rights. They'd just put whatever donation message they want then added "trans rights" at the bottom as a guarantee.

>>715761425
>>715761517
>>>/wsg/5925828

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

best song

shoutouts to the tech crew

Shoutouts to Kyle.

>>715760621
Yeah the fucking prize, google the prize monitor, that can do way beyond 60hz.

The runner and comm are lagging

Can I get some trans rights for the tech crew?

He lost

this doesn't look like it's good, has anyone here played it?

>>715763067
The only initial d games worth playing are the arcade ones where you climb into an actual car, and the one based on initial d but trains

what eighty eight six is he talking about

>>715763194
AE86?

>>715763173
>and the one based on initial d but trains
Densha De D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6S3KcNzTjU

>>715763237
ohhhh

>>715763067
The cycraft arcade one is pretty fun

we GDQ'in' now

>tech pause
>timer keeps going
You had one job.

its over

Seems like they're still having video feed issues a day later.

Alright, I'm setting an alarm and I'm going to try to be back in time for spy vs spy; there's only so much turn left turn right I can watch before dying of boredom.

>>715762796
The runner tranny trainwrecked on tunic said something along the lines of "this monitor is so much clearer than the one I use at home, shoutouts to gigabyte".

we crt now

this is just gran turismo with anime voices

>>715763487
initial d has more arcadey racer feel than gran turismo

Holy fuck the interlacing on this is AIDS.

>>715763525
cruis'n world with anime voices then

Eurobeat hovercars would be neat.

>>715763550
>interlacing
Oof

>>715764060
Even bigger oof

>>715764060
sovl...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO758UtlotE
The video he's talking about

>>715764215
How the fuck?

>>715764250
Some drivers are built different

>we're doin alright

>>715764380
They lost about four or five mins from the tech "pause" that didn't pause the timer.

Where's the estimate copypasta?

>The American version is my dad works at Blizzard.

Khronos, ban this guy.

>>715764250
the videos is sped up, the tyres screeching sounds are obviously edited in and he's just driving normally and doing really sharp turns, like you would with a bus like that

>>715764440
Wait, is he the reason /v/ learned about nepotism and is suddenly applying it to everything ever that seems like a conflict of interest?

'ate racin' runs. not a racist just don't like 'em.

>2 hours of splatroon
ew

>>715764440
kek

That was pretty cool, shame the monitor shit fucked him over and lost time + forced a lengthy restart at the worst point.

Reminder that the estimate is just that, an estimate. It is there solely to let the viewer know roughly how long the current run will take. The estimate is not a time limit, and there is nothing wrong with going over it, or adjusting it to suit how the run is progressing.

Music is for fighting dairy farmers.

>>715765052
thanks, anon

>>715765052
How far do you estimate my dick will go up your ass? I hope you don't mind me going over that a bit :)

>>715765145
Brave of you to bring a low% to the party.

Is this tranny going to show up for every run?

>>715765375
yes

Agent 8!

What do you think of her?

>click on stream
>tranny
are you fucking serious? australia is like this too?

>>715765375
just the trans coded games

>>715765496
Bro this tranny is just prolific and I think begs to be on peopels couches this is like the 7th couch they sat on if not more.
It's gotten so bad, tech knows to turn down their mic because all they do is scream shriek all the fucking time.

>>715765680
>they
>they

>>715765375
oops all trannies

I thought they banned lolis in Australia

>>715765889
inklings are hebes

>>715765785
Correct.
I loathe them and this implies I don't internalize knowing this fucking creatures gender. Either what they were born with or what they identify with. They aren't important enough to commit such trivial information to memory.
I want to forget about their existence after this marathon is done and I hope they 41% themselves with all the cringe bullshit they made us sit through.

>>715765496
This tranny is on every couch. I'm watching Pururin and FFX instead.

are WE watching Fatales this fall? guy on the left is running in it
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/58

>>715766681
They're straight up letting any normal looking man play on this event as long as they attach the any/all pronoun tag to their name. He's not even the only one. The original event was about females only (plus trans women) and now it's just turning into normal GDQ. Even the original creator of this event quit this shit show. What a joke.

Of course I'll be watching it.

>>715766681
>>715766681
trevor moore in the back

just woke up, anything good after golden sun?

>>715767023
mostly not

>>715767075
gotcha

Is yuki layla the main character?

>>715767023
Initial D was a bit fun but that's moreso because the other two runs after Golden Sun were trooned

>open stream
>tendi game + troon
>close stream

Why does the ASM schedule have so many 3-5 hour runs? For all the faults with GDQ, it at least has a good balance of short, medium, and longer runs.

>>715767803
because they're playing real games

>>715767023
tunic dude choked twice and got mercy killed
it was kinda cringe kinda kino

>>715767803
did you notice that the shorter runs are mostly trannies? I hope that answers your question

>>715755653
>I was lurking on my PSP when this dude was born.

I'm getting kind of horny looking at all these troons at speed running events. might need to have a fap soon

>>715755653
Phenomenal bait

>>715765052
have sex

RATE OCTO EXPANSION

>>715769027
s for sexo

>>715769027
>Uhmmm
>Uhmmm

hm...

KINO

hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup

>>715769027
SSS for veemo

>>715769425
spoi vs spoi
noice

>she/her
back to watching RAGE

>playing spy vs spy
>dressed up as one of the spies
Real gamer hours have finally started.

>missed initial D
welp, looks like the thread wasn't high enough power level anyway, or everyone was just sleeping. watching in the archive and this guy actually watched the show like 99% of people latching on to the eurobeat meme

I see we still haven't fixed the interlacing issue

What does LittleCrowShae? Is she cute?

>>715769425
Are there any girls in Australia?

tell me about shae why does xhe wear the mask

>>715769725
Not yet.

you guys are sex pests

>>715769645
you can thank the frame meister for that ! ! ! !

>>715769645
Beautiful

I miss the era when any random-ass IPs could get a game on a variety of systems.

>>715769757
but enough about the chartfaggot

>>715769725
girls commit less crime so they're rarer

>>715769805
I don't miss the shovelware era at all

>>715769805
it produced some cool games that i never even knew about like a star trek voyager game thats basically a quake3 mod

>>715769854
You're still in it

>>715770101
That is just this but everything costs $2.99

This game.... looks fun.

>>715770202
>big, annoying .gif ads smack dab in the middle of the page
take me back

I just got here
why is the audio so low

>>715769854
It's definitely more fun looking back on it by pirating them and finding hidden gems, than actually living in it when piracy wasn't an option for most.

>>715770202
i assure you even the crappiest flash games were much better than the app store slop of today, they were made with the intent of having fun instead of making money and weren't made for touch screen controls

>>715770094
i doubt that counts as shovelware

>>715770412
nvm im baka

>second run of the day that didn't do the full speedrun because of a fuck up
what is going on here

>>715770657
straya m8

>>715770657
poor bastard crumbled

>>715769663
You tell me.
What's on next?

>>715770202
>runescape
>golf+tank multiplayer
>bubble pop
>shovelware
nah, this was what kids these days would call "peak cinema"

>>715770304
It's been like that since the beginning. Just deal with it I guess.

>>715770304
you can ask them in chat to fix it and they will

was the final boss the other spy

>>715770785
I'm not calling flash games shovelware rather I'm comparing those games you can buy for $2 to what you would come across for free on miniclip and others.

>>715770935
no I couldn't tell what it was but it was 2 robots after the first part of the fight

>Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade
>5:30:00
>I'm assuming this is with cutscene skips

why did it get loud all of a sudden

>>715770749
Animal Well and after that we finally get Mario Kart 64.

>crackle
>crackle
>crackle

>>715771028
sorry didn't realize I had the volume down till I read the thread

uhhh bakie

>cutest girl at ASM has been a FtM tranny
Big off for the aussies.

>>715771090
Heard good things about this game.

>>715771028
Someone has been turning the volume knob way too up or way too down all stream.

>>715769725
Why would there be girls in a penal colony?

In awe of the size of this lad

>>715771191
did you miss the ffx run?

>>715771347
My man looks like a giant from GoT

This game looks pretty cool. Very tripping.

>>715771562
would have checked it out if dunkey didn't shill it in every video he made cuz it's published by his company

>>715771604
you probably wouldn't have heard of it otherwise but dunkey is a tendie midwit anyway

was I smoking crack or were the reviews for this game insanely overblown.

page 8...

>>715771712
yes it was Flavor Of the Month

This man has no neck!

>>715771703
I'm watching the stream now aren't I dunkey didn't tell me to watch. Just was making a diss on dunkey for throwing me off of it from his shilling bullshit.

>>715771742
I was losing my mind looking for critique after I 100% it. It was all just dunkey quotes

>>715771712
it was published by an eceleb so everyone is hyping it without even looking at it

WHEN
IS
MY
FUCKING
QYOO
TEE

WAIT
>looks at phone
chat, that pattern on the wall
>opens ms paint
I'm not crazy!
>draws a square

>>715771975
>>715771975
>>715771975
>>715771975

This game is terrifying.

>>715770304
Been like that for days at least. I gave up trying to tell them to fix it and I installed the FrankerFaceZ user script that has a volume normalization function so now their tech incompetence is no longer my problem.

THAT'S ONE GIANT HEIFFER

>>715772494
10/10 in australia

>>715770657
Runs are fucking cursed today apparently.

Fucking horrid dyke keeps blocking what might actually be a cute female in the front row.

>>715771350
I think I caught a little bit of it. I don't recall who was on the couch.