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Anonymous No.715744968 [Report] >>715745432 >>715745487 >>715745875 >>715746065 >>715746847 >>715747619 >>715747939
How would you convince her to be your gf?
saucy No.715745051 [Report]
I'd buy her bread.
Anonymous No.715745432 [Report] >>715745509
>>715744968 (OP)
heather is a femboy
she will not go out with you
Anonymous No.715745487 [Report]
>>715744968 (OP)
Take her to Happy Burger
Anonymous No.715745509 [Report]
>>715745432
*he
Anonymous No.715745646 [Report]
bitch i need you to shower daily
Anonymous No.715745743 [Report] >>715746596
>klepto
>daddy's girl
>soda addiction
>listens to Tool
>cat lover
>alcoholic
>(ex)smoker
>pregnant
>lied about her name and age
>gluten intolerance
>runs off with hairy old men
>murderpsycho
>jokes at the wrong time
>tsun
>rebel, thinks urban exploring is fun
>reads shakespeare
Easy.
Anonymous No.715745834 [Report]
>Hey... be my girlfriend (male)
Anonymous No.715745875 [Report]
>>715744968 (OP)
Rape?
Anonymous No.715745901 [Report] >>715747262
Eileen shaving
Anonymous No.715746065 [Report] >>715747520
>>715744968 (OP)
>*Looks and acts like her father*
Done
Anonymous No.715746596 [Report]
>>715745743
>runs off with hairy old men
I'm so in boys.
Anonymous No.715746847 [Report]
>>715744968 (OP)
owning your own car and half a six pack of beer will get you there
Anonymous No.715747262 [Report]
>>715745901
based anon
Anonymous No.715747470 [Report] >>715747608
>Be at least 10 years older than her
>Be mature, like a "dad"

BAM! It's that easy.
Anonymous No.715747520 [Report]
>>715746065
A bloody corpse?
Anonymous No.715747556 [Report]
>Wanna explore the local morgue?
dem panties be coming right off
Anonymous No.715747608 [Report] >>715748857
>>715747470
>be at least 41
bros...
Anonymous No.715747619 [Report]
>>715744968 (OP)
Hey girl want to smoke
Anonymous No.715747939 [Report]
>>715744968 (OP)
I played your father's game got all the endings.
Anonymous No.715748857 [Report]
>>715747608
Get on it!