Thread 715745252

He knocked up Pauline but imagine if he had one more daughter?
The Super Mario Sisters!

could be luigi and daisys kid

>>715745553
Luigi is scared of vaginas. He doesn't come across as a guy who could bang women.

>>715745252 (OP)
Kill yourself

You are really fixated on this idea, huh?

>>715746101
That's not nice. :(

>>715746054
daisy could just order a luigi kid from the stork

>>715746183
Why not? Mario having kids is the freshest idea the series has had in years.

>>715746360
Sounds gay.

>>715746483
theres 0 penis involved, its the least gay it can possibly be.

>>715746424
this is the only acceptable way to give an established mascot character a kid

>>715745252 (OP)
what if mario and his daughter fell in love because she didnt grow up together to get that father daughter bond properly

>Mario Sisters
Holy shit, the idea is so bad that is probably happening, would not be surprised if the next mario RPG tests the water with a "multiverse" plot where Mario & Luigi have to fight along with the Super Mary Sisters.

>>715746101
Hey Eric, I'm the Pauline Jr. theorist, but I didn't make the thread.

>>715746832
No I'm Eric. He's the fake Eric.

>>715746907
Ok, Eric hates the Pauline Jr. theory.

>>715745252 (OP)
the fuck? that's not a child, i can't jack off to that

>>715746989
>the fuck? that's not a child
Come again?

You mean the Giana Sisters?

>>715747062
dont mind if I do

>>715746718
They would probably recognize each other's hair. And accent.

>>715747218
and scent

Here's a riddle: Boy goes to hospital with life threatening venom in his penis that can only be sucked out. The head surgeon at the hospital says, I can't suck him off, he's my son, how do they resolve this?
Answer: The head surgeon is OP

>>715747210
It would basically be Super Mario, but for women.

>>715746809
They would make a kino racing duo.
In fact add the Mario Sisters in the next game.

>>715747303
They both smell of monkeys.

>>715747218
yeah they know theyre father and daughter as clearly stated in my post

I'm running out of gifs you guys!

>>715748150
Here, check this out.

>>715748264
Meh, that doesn't teach us anything.
But Mario ripping Pauline's dress does.

>>715748570
I have this.

So this is the moment when Mario impregnated Pauline.

They laughed, had coffee, then Mario shoved his footlong finocchiona up her fat mortadella.

>>715746054
Thats why daisy femdoms him every night

>>715749295
That... is very plausible.
Daisy would dominate him in bed.

>>715749992
She likes Luigi for a reason anon. Shy man with a big dick she needs to femdom him

>training montage of Mario training Pauline
>she is starting to get the hang of jumps but keeps stumbling
>you play the game as her, but she isn't as good as Mario

Would you?