Thread 715748662 - /v/ [Archived: 206 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:16:15 AM No.715748662
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Its really not that bad
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:17:22 AM No.715748743
Wrong, I regret downloading the demo on Steam, it's horrible and she's ugly.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:18:45 AM No.715748839
its not that good either, hence why no one talks about it. graphics are nuts though.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:19:43 AM No.715748901
Let me play as the giant duster wearing murderbot.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:19:55 AM No.715748917
Yeah, it's worse.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:20:53 AM No.715748997
I will never play this, i wouldn't steal it for free.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:21:46 AM No.715749047
>"outlaws"
>you can't be evil
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:22:21 AM No.715749091
>>715748662 (OP)
>outlaws
>protagonist won't break any laws
I don't know why you thought anybody would want this
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:23:28 AM No.715749167
>>715748662 (OP)

It honestly looks pretty fun and it's awesome to have a Star Wars game in which you play as an outlaw rather than a boring Jedi.

But female protgonist kils it. Why they didn't just give a character creator or something, or a cool male protagonist.
Not some gross woman.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:25:48 AM No.715749323
>>715748901
droid MC with cute twi-lek mechanic companion would've saved ubisoft
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:27:59 AM No.715749460
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:30:00 AM No.715749603
>>715749167
If a jedi is boring that is the writer's fault. Because the concept on it's own is awesome. They're also what makes Star Wars stand out, otherwise it's just dudes in space ships shooting lasers at each other, and you can throw a dart at the proverbial wall blindfolded and hit a Sci fi series where that can be used to describe it. Jedi and the Force is Star Wars hook, they're what sets it apart.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:30:25 AM No.715749625
>>715749460
gross
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:31:16 AM No.715749675
>>715749323
Wrench wenches can save a lot, underestimate their power at your own peril.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:35:25 AM No.715749962
>>715749603

There are like 99999 jedi games arleady bro, it's overdone. THe setting is interesting and playing a space pirate is kino, There are no other games in which you can play a space smuggler type of character, so one of those in the star wars setting would be good.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:36:53 AM No.715750049
>>715748662 (OP)
It really is and I say that as someone who loves "Ubislop" games. I was shocked at how bad just moving around feels. Even the Avatar game blows this shit out of the water.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:39:23 AM No.715750226
>>715749962
>There are like 99999 jedi games arleady bro

There are an order of magnitude more where you play dude with future gun fighting in future space.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:40:08 AM No.715750269
>>715750226

Name a single space cowboy game then.
Just one.
Being an outlaw in Star wars is not another pew pew space shooter like Halo or whatever.

It's red dead redemption in space.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:42:33 AM No.715750427
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>>715750269
duke nukem 3d was more of a space cowboy game than Star Wars Outlaws
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:43:29 AM No.715750485
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>>715749962
name the jedi games? I'm way more interested to play all those 99999 jedi games
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:46:38 AM No.715750672
>>715748662 (OP)
it didnt need to be open world
the DLC where theres 0 open world was the best part
just needed to be star wars uncharted
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:47:05 AM No.715750712
>>715749047
>>715749091
Star wars was always for kids
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:48:01 AM No.715750768
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I liked it too. I did, however, install a mod that made Kay not fuckugly. And no, it wasn't the anime googoo face one, it was just the one that made her look more like her actual actress before the purple-haired land-whales ruined her model out of jealousy (I also kept her default hair because I think it's cute, I'm a sucker for sidelocks)
>>715750485
>picrel
Deep diving the EU currently, pretty fucking good. However, Corran Horn is a gary stu and Stackpole is a fucking hack writer, Allston is better. Don't @ me
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:49:40 AM No.715750893
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Star Wars Outlaws is honestly great. I've no idea how bad the launch version was but playing it right now, it's by far the best Star Wars game ever made.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:50:30 AM No.715750957
>>715750672
>it didnt need to be open world
As if Ubisoft even understands that anything else could exist.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:51:04 AM No.715750997
>>715750893
>it's by far the best Star Wars game ever made.
okay anon, I wouldn't go THAT far. Maybe the best "canon" Star Wars game
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:51:10 AM No.715751006
>>715749460
Ok, this looks awful.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:53:46 AM No.715751181
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>>715750893
>>715750997
Actually, fuck that too, because the best "canon" game is objectively Squadrons.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:53:56 AM No.715751191
>>715750957
ubisoft has some good talent like with the prince of persia vania its a shame theyre so retarded as a whole
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:55:59 AM No.715751321
>>715750768
>Stackpole is a hack

All of the best EU material has one attached to it:Timothy Zahn.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:56:53 AM No.715751387
>>715751191
PoP lost crown is amazing. Tbh I'm kind of happy that ubi can still crank those lower budget gems. I still hope for PoP AAA revival
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:58:17 AM No.715751502
>>715751321
I'd argue his "Allegiance" duology is weaker than some of the EU's other highs, but otherwise spot on
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:00:01 AM No.715751604
>>715750427
> HAHA THE GAME HAS POOORN, DUDE, POOOORNNN SO IT'S A SPACE COWBOY GAME!!!

You porn addicts are really mentally ill huh
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:01:03 AM No.715751680
>>715750712
Everyone who liked Star Wars is an adult now. Manbabies that failed to grow up mentally are not an audience that needs to be marketed to.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:01:10 AM No.715751686
You know /v/ has gone full contrarian if you see posts like >>715750893.
That, or maybe Ubisoft employees are still trying to save a sinking ship that has more holes than swiss cheese at this point.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:01:49 AM No.715751731
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>>715751321
Atomic Truth Bomb
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:02:07 AM No.715751756
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>>715751321
Thrawn < Jedi Academy
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:02:49 AM No.715751806
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>>715750485
Wrong sequels, faggot
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:03:41 AM No.715751863
What is it with left wingers and being oddly prudish in their language and approach towards straight non fetish pornography but will unironically advocate for open marriages, cuckoldry, and weird LGBTQ+ fetishes being performed in public?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:04:17 AM No.715751904
>>715751604
Yes. But at least I'm not an American jewdog
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:04:32 AM No.715751920
>>715751756
actual fucking retard
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:07:26 AM No.715752097
>>715751920
Oh I'm sorry, does my unwillingness to suck blue man cock upset you? Jedi Academy has EXAR FUCKING KUN, you can FUCK OFF
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:10:21 AM No.715752295
>>715750893
we postin kenshi?!
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:17:59 AM No.715752842
>>715751806
but those are also EU, you're a faggot for posting the Legends banner
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:18:43 AM No.715752887
>>715749091
You break laws constantly in that game
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:22:39 AM No.715753183
>>715752842
No need to grasp at straws. EU, Legends, whatever.

The Thrawn Trilogy is the only true sequel trilogy, and post 19ABY EU needs to be culled with fire.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:25:38 AM No.715753401
>>715751806
never post the Legends header ever again
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:28:19 AM No.715753581
>>715753183
>post 19ABY EU needs to be culled with fire
I like Legacy of the Force
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:28:22 AM No.715753586
>715752842
>715753401
least obvious samefaggot
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:30:18 AM No.715753719
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>>715748662 (OP)
Even if the chick wasn't ugly, this looks like a bog-standard 6/10 Ubislop game that wouldn't be worth wasting time on when there's an ever-growing backlog to consider.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:31:44 AM No.715753804
>>715753719
6/10 would be generous. It's even sloppier than the typical Ubislop
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:35:30 AM No.715754051
>>715750893
looks like new vegas
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:46:01 AM No.715754731
>>715748662 (OP)
Female lead. I didn't even watch the trailers. Game had no chance. Get woke, go broke.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:47:14 AM No.715754807
>>715752887
Show me the mc committing rape, then.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:48:48 AM No.715754905
>>715754807
Not every law
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:00:29 AM No.715755714
>>715751756
Legendarily bad take
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:44:51 AM No.715758275
>>715750893
Kys
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:12:03 AM No.715759895
>>715750712
Explain Andor where the rebels are actively encouraging an entire population to commit suicide because it'll look good for the cameras and their movement.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:12:38 AM No.715759932
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:14:11 AM No.715760024
>>715748662 (OP)
It is worse than that bad.

They literally couldn't even get the sfx for Vader's voice correct.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:15:37 AM No.715760096
>>715749460
"Brown turd" describes the art, the protagonist, the gameplay, the planet. Everything.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:19:52 AM No.715760326
>>715749167
>>715749962
Playing an outlaw who has to outsmart Jedi because there's no way to beat them in a blaster duel would be kino.
Do any Jedi or force users ever show up in Outlaw? Especially as antagonists?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:20:52 AM No.715760379
>>715750269
>It's red dead redemption in space.
That's what we should have got.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:26:46 AM No.715760709
>>715750712
Everyone who says this is retarded. The Star Wars movies were always geared towards everybody, including kids.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:55:18 AM No.715762314
>>715749460
La Creatura del Tatooine
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:02:03 AM No.715762692
Funny, was kind of interested to see how the game looks like after all but the Steam demo didn't work... And I have an ubishit account too.
How incompetent you need to be to release an unplayable demo.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:07:12 AM No.715762972
>>715759932
Fable one was supposed to be a joke
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:17:16 AM No.715763490
>>715748662 (OP)
How big are the planets there in that game anyway? It was perhaps the ONLY thing that was talked about before everyone forgot about it shortly before it released (other than it being woke).

Of course, I assume there's nothing to do in them other than just complete missions or something.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:27:21 AM No.715763990
They managed to make a han solo game ugly and fucking boring. It's pretty amazing of a feat.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:31:43 AM No.715764224
i'll try it when it's less than $5.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:32:42 AM No.715764281
>>715751680
>Manbabies that failed to grow up mentally are not an audience that needs to be marketed to.
Thats the entire star wars fanbase
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:33:39 AM No.715764337
The sharty zoomers have the most dogshit taste in games lol
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:33:46 AM No.715764345
>>715764224
Why?
There are better games you can play for free.