Thread 715749480

What the FUCK is his plan?

>I'm going the one place that hasn't been corrupted by the Federation!
>THE PAST!

>>715749480 (OP)
God damn it this looks fucking awesome fuck me I don't want a switch 2

What is taking them so long to show off more? I feel like this game is going to end up being very mid.

>>715750570
So just wait and emulate it

>>715750714
Probably waiting for the Donkey Kong buzz to calm down before putting everyone's attention on their next upcoming game

>>715750714
It's probably going to be the focus now that they released Mario Kart and Donkey Kong

>>715749480 (OP)
It's still funny. The absolute state.

did the chorizo give metroid a cloaca?

>>715752954
Metroids reproduce asexually, so... yes? Technically?

>>715752475
Exactly what everyone waited 18 years for

>>715752475
I really hope he's cool. This guy has existed for almost two decades but all we've gotten is seethe over the Federation and this. He's hilarious but I want him to live up to the hype.

>>715753716
I still want to know the reason for the seethe. Here's hoping it's the pettiest shit in the world.

Riddle me this: Why have they only shown off 4 areas, one being a tutorial area, one being an area we haven’t even seen in game (desert), and one of the new areas being seen for like 10 seconds only (the lab samus gets her red suit)?

>>715754632
Because they don't want to show off too much of the game before release? Spoiler culture and all.

>>715749480 (OP)
He wants to check if Samus wears panties under her power suit. :)

>>715755620
They’ve shown off nothing though
Green planet
Rocky wasteland
Gray Desert
Gray Lab
Where the absolute fuck is anything truly spectacular?

>>715749480 (OP)
Delayed.

>>715754632
>>715755914
Because it was still pretty early. Again, now that Donkey Kong and Mario Kart are out they will probably focus heavily on Metroid

>>715749480 (OP)
I don't know, and I'm tired of asking that. I'm tired of wondering what the deal is with Viewros and the Lamorn, I'm tired of wondering how the psychic powers will work, I'm tired of wondering what the new suit will do (or even if there will be any other new suits), I'm tired of wondering what that thing in the logo is since it's apparently the main McGuffin of the game, and I'm tired of wondering when this game will come out. That next Direct, if it's even real in the first place, better not be a Partner, but with them starting to market the Forgotten Land port just days before Bananza (and well before Drag x Drive as well, which it's coming out after) doesn't fill me with much hope, not that I had ant to begin with thanks to the Pokemon Presents next week

>>715751598
But I don't like wheelchairs

>>715753431
metroid has kids?!

What is this!??? Taking the metro with an id card!???