https://strawpoll.com/1MnwkNKEdn7 https://strawpoll.com/NMnQNvlxMg6

Where is Mario? I am voting for Donkey Kong since he's the closest to Mario, but what a bad poll. Is this the competition for 2nd place platformer protagonist? Because THEN it would make sense.

>>715752162
Mario decided to open with a kart racer instead of a platformer. Same as Sanic.

>>715751946 (OP)
Astrobot= doesn't know what sex is simply exists to rape mario but does not understand what that is.
Shadow= oversexed. Sexes too often to the point of losing interest.
Wokeykong= incel. Cries about it on internet.

>>715752162
Mario will be back to platforming later. For now, it's DK's time to be doing that.

>>715752583
Bullshit, I’ve seen that bot get plowed a thousand times

This is a weird Sybb thread

>>715753690
A what?

>>715752162
No mario platformer this year

>>715752508
I wonder why everyone and their grandmother chose to make racing games this year

cool factor:

Shadow > Astrobot > DK

fuckable factor

Astrobot > Shadow > DK

I prefer this trio over mario sonic and crash

>>715755984
Swap Astro and dk in cool factor, otherwise agree

>>715758359
DK is not cool in the slightest. Astrobot is a robot. Robots are cool.

>>715751946 (OP)
>shadow leading in both polls
Damn, I’m impressed

>>715752601
I wonder if we’ll hear about his next game soon

>>715751946 (OP)
That Sonic Generations Shadow game was that good huh. I guess I just ignored it. Thought it was just a random dlc. I usually buy all the Sonic games day 1, but I didn't do it for this one

>>715751946 (OP)
>AstroTurf Bot
>>>/r/esetERA

>>715760949
Yeah, it’s pretty damn good, pretty much convinced everyone not satisfied by frontiers that the franchise was back

>>715758732
Unf

>>715760949
>Sonic Generations Shadow game was that good huh
It's 3D Sonic, so no. It's decent though.

>>715763961
Fag

Bump

>>715761058
Where was this