Thread 715755598

It fixed 4.

>>715755598 (OP)
>removed career mode

kys shill

>>715755598 (OP)
>THPS 3+4
Trash

Did anyone ACTUALLY play these games? Skates have gotta be the worst premise for a video game I have ever seen in my life. The skate culture is like the polar opposite of gaming culture. What's next? A game about surfing?

>>715755718
Why are you trying to make people angry? What do you have to gain from that?

Its a fun game but man some of those pro challenges are brutal. Especially the speedruns. I also hate the fact that maxing out your stats means that you’ll jump way to high and go way to fast past some targets

On one hand, career mode was kind of stupid. On the other, I'll forever miss watching the girls slap fight each other under the bridge in London while TNT plays in the background.

>>715755718
>What's next? A game about surfing?
you had me until this line. 8/10 bait

>>715755598 (OP)
lmao, it ruined 4.
It also turned an unlockable cheat code character into a $20 DLC, and removed the rest of the actually fun unlockable characters.
>>715755718
>pic of aqua
>hatin' on water based sports
lol

Gnarly

>>715755718
Are there actually any good surfing games?

>>715755598 (OP)
If they bundle both Undergrounds and American Wasteland together all HD'd I'd buy that. Not the old arcade ones though.

They added the young GOAT and Bam so it's based

>>715756783
>bundle both Undergrounds and American Wasteland together
They wouldn't do that. That would actually be a good game.
If they did, it'd be gutted completely, with half the maps missing and only one of the games' story modes.

Zoomie goated to yeetville sorry haters

No it didn't, I've been playing 4 in the months leading up to this game's release and that game is still as solid as ever.

3 should have just been an expansion for 1+2.

I consider 3 the peak of the series, but that doesn't mean I don't think 4, Underground, THAW, etc shouldn't exist because I really liked 3.

This remake is pure shit, especially due to the fact that the original 4 is maybe the most difficult entry from a pure technical skill standpoint compared to 2's obscure objectives and hard to find collectibles.

does it still have THE ACE OF SPADES?

>>715757408
THE ACE OF SPADES

>>715757408
>>715757473
SOME GAY GUYS WATCHING YOU

Gff

>>715755718
kys avatarfag

It feels more trannyish than the originals

>>715758926
You say that about every remake.

>>715757473
>>715757408
>I KNOW IM GONNA LOSE
>AND GAMBLIN'S FOR FOOLS
>BUT THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT BABY NO ONES GONNA LIVE FOREVER

>>715757079
Yeah especially because the online for 1+2 is absolutely dead with literally 0 players. The same thing will happen to this game because it's the exact same game with different levels.

>>715758926
yeah tony only skates tranny

4 was the best game to begin with you nigger

which one was the one where you could play as Darth Maul? That was the best one.

SO HERE I AM!

>>715759401
THPS 3

>>715759439
shweeet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ-AibNdyTg

Look at that fluid ass gameplay. Looks even better than I remember it.

>removes the edgy shit
>removes like half the signature songs and replaces them with shitty zoomoid ones
>janky animations
>b-b-but we added Bam guys!!!
why the fuck would anyone but retarded normalfags waste their time with this shit? at least 1+2 made up for what it removed.

>>715756612
Girls like that are unrealistic
She has too few tattoos

>>715756858
No idea who this fag is and Bam is a failed alcoholic.

>>715756783
Problematic humor for modern sensibilities

>>715759193
AND DON'T FORGET THE JOKER!

>>715758926
You're right whenever you say this

>>715759946
tbf the original soundtrack in 3 was goated and it was probably impossible to get the rights to all those songs again. as for the other shit there's no way the neversoft girls were staying even though it would have been hilarious. what really disappointed me though was the encouraging judges during the competitions. I knew they were taking away the girls and the pissing guy but come on

>>715760029
You'd hate women regardless of tattoos. homosex anon.

>>715760309
touche

>>715760309
only fags like women with tattoos because they look more "boyish" that way.

>>715756858
>pussy bars

not a real skater

they took my THPSfu from me...

>>715760354
>cope
You're also gay and projecting.

>>715760309
That's not very progressive of you
Why aren't you accepting of me when you accept ruined women with tattoos, fat rolls and piercings?

>>715755718
>Did anyone ACTUALLY play these games?
Yes.
>What's next? A game about surfing?
That already happened. Extreme sports games are fun. Although this game in pic rel was nothing special. I can't recall.

>>715760575
I'm not in the business of dating women because they're all immature and terrible, but tattoos are attractive to me. I don't care what (You) think, miserable anon.

>>715760529
Modders of these games are such fags. Where is she? Oh we got CJ for the 1000th time? Yeah sweet.

>>715760276
>there was no way the game was going to be as good but they needed money

>>715755598 (OP)
What was wrong with 4 to begin with? I loved 4.

>>715755598 (OP)
What if they do the same exact thing to Underground 1 and 2, where they make it from being what 4 was, and just turned it into 3 minute sessions where you have a few objectives?

>>715761954
The appeal of THUG is the story mode where you start from nothing and become a pro, the main goals push the story forward, it wouldn't work. THPS4 didn't have a story.

>>715761954
They probably will for a quick buck because it only takes 1 guy to copy and paste the levels in. There's a mod for thps1+2 that has all the 3, 4, thug, and some thug 2 and project 8 levels and it was made by one guy in his spare time. Also it came out before 3+4.

>>715761954
Instant no buy for me if that happens. the THPS games are good don't get me wrong, but I've always gotten so bored of the 3 3minute sessions, glued to your board 100% of the time.

THUG appealed to me way more than THPS because you could actually walk around and explore.

>comfy trophy list
>except one trophy requires beating the games with 29 characters

evil bastards

>>715762479
Apologise to the level 100 cheevo for 1+2 right now.

>>715761590
Your bat doesn't have any tats
And soon she'll have no tits

i dont think we are getting any other tony hawk game, seems microsoft shelved it

only reason we even got 3+4 (in a neutered state) is they handed iron galaxy most of it

>>715755598 (OP)
How so?

I was pleasantly surprised when they jumpscared me with pro goals after 100%ing all goals

>>715762536
that and the hard gaps one, my white whales...

>>715762779
if you want a real jumpscare peep the expert 2 challenges

>>715761723
I'm not sure what point you're trying to make but yeah the game was never going to be as good

>>715760162
Bam has suffered enough.

>>715762574
Why not get the devs who made the first two remasters to do it?

>>715763000
after the great thps1+2 remake activision in all their wisdom absorbed them into blizzard to be a support studio for blizzard shit

>>715763159
they became a support studio for cod, not blizzard

>>715755663
Who said there's no career mode? (¬‿¬)

>>715755598 (OP)
Rage bait

>>715763332
The devs did

>>715763462
I was referencing their tweet.

>>715756858
I've been unlocking everyone's tapes and this dude's was legitimately probably the most impressive one
I've also been playing yuto because I like his specials and that fish board and i'm not sure if that's me being a weeb or not

>>715760498
>not perceptive enough to know he only uses one rail
Not a real skater

>>715755598 (OP)
Wrong. Vicarious Visions fixed 4

>>715756858
Don't forget cutie pie Chloe. Could have used some better outfits though

>>715758965
And he's always right

>>715763159
where'd they find the new devs for 3+4, the pride parade? heh

is there a list of what all the challenges unlock
as much as I like playing tony hawk i'm not gonna 100% some of those insane expert challenges just to get some ugly grip tape

>>715763901
None of them are insane. They significantly toned down the challenge with this game. We went from get 22 milly on a park in 1+2 to fucking 3 milly max.

>>715764047
the speedrun required times are very fair too

>>715763584
Andy won the autism lottery and got the same kind of autism Rodney Mullen has. The only two guys who can play THPS in real life.

For anyone too lazy to unlock the video : https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BdoMBtu5fmM

At what point did we run completely out of new Rodney Mullen videos? I'm fairly certain all of the footage in his video in 3+4 has been used in previous Tony Hawk games

>>715760529
>they took my THPSfu from me...
that's not the only thing

THPS3 levels ranking:
Cruise Ship
Airport
Skater Island
Tokyo
Oil Rig
Suburbia
Canada
Los Angeles
Foundry
Rio

THSP 4 levels ranking:
Alcatraz
Zoo
Carnival
College
London
Shipyard
Chicago
San Francisco
Kona

>>715763159
Ah. Of course. Should have known...

>>715764809
>best 4 map at bottom
>anything above the rancid dog turd that is LA

>>715764809
>skater island
>suburbia
These belong at the bottom of not only 3, but the franchise as a whole.

>>715764559
Rodney stopped making new video parts in 2004 when his hip bone scar tissue fully fused with his femur. He was in immense pain filming Almost Round 3 and that was his final real part. He's put out I would say less than 10 clips since then, usually single tricks. The exception was a small freestyle part he did for Dahni Harrison in 2016. The most recent video of him skating was from 2018 in a physics girl video. He didn't want people to see he couldn't skate like he used to.

On Tony's podcast he said he's working on getting real clips now but he's said that before and I'll believe it when I see it.

Man, I took a 14 day trial of goy pass for $1 to play this. Those fucking pieces of shit are so spiteful that they force their games not to recognize other companies' controllers. What little fucking faggots. Imagine wanting to break into the PC market but intentionally making sure the games on your platform don't recognize other platforms' controllers, a feature that the Steam version would have natively. No, I don't want to use DS4, because the glyphs not lining up triggers my autism - fuck you for judging and/or questioning me.

>>715764886
LA gets point just for the earthquake mechanic. That added some replay value.

>>715764809
Cruise Ship
Suburbia
Canada
Tokyo
Airport
Skater Island
Rio
Foundry
Los Angeles
Oil Rig

Alcatraz
Shipyard
College
Carnival
London
San Francisco
Kona
Chicago
Zoo

>>715764809
Why the fuck did they remove Carnival and Chicago from 4?

>>715765357
I'm presuming it has something to do with them being Xbox exclusives. Same with Oil Rig from 3

>>715765357
Officially they said they omitted them so they could make their own 3 shitty donut steels.

>>715765357
shitcongo was from matt hoffman's bmx and everyone is too much of a coward to admit they should have gotten dave mirra instead rest in peace

carnival is just because they were lazy

>>715755598 (OP)
I never played 4 so I couldn't care less about career mode. 3 is goated.

>>715765357
to add trannycoded maps

>>715760549
>c-cope
>woman with tatoos are h-hot
ok, gay boy

>>715765357
>>715765508
On one hand I'd actually prefer new content even if it's mid, but on the other hand I don't believe for a second they didn't do it this way because it was easier somehow than redoing the two levels. They probably had them ready left over as scrapped 1+2 dlc or something

>>715759371
Finally someone with some fucking taste in this shitty thread.

4 > THUG 2 > THUG1 > everything else.

4 was also dope originally because playing online was novel

>be troon
>get diversity hired to copy and paste a 25 year old game into unreal engine
>can't do it
>try to remove bam because he triggers you because he said poo poo on TV 20 years ago and didn't chop off his cock and balls like you did
>Tony Hawk says WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING DOING YOU FUCKING TRANNY RETARDS!!!!! PUT BAM IN THE FUCKING GAME NOW RETARDED FAGGOT!!
>troon: yes master please forgive me master *bows over and over like a Japanese person even though youre a 400 lb American man in a dress who chopped off your penis*
>later
>troon: REEEEEEE!!! FUCK TONY HAWK! FUCK TONY HAWK!!!! HEHEHEHEHE IM GOING TO MAKE THE GAME SHIT NOW ON PURPOSE TEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
>delete a bunch of shit that you copy and pasted in to make the game shittier
>hehe hehee im going to redo the animations and make them more trannyish to groom kids teeeheeeheeee!!
>call the tranny music store
>hi I'd like to buy all your music for the new tony hawk :) I'll take all of your gayest and shittiest songs please :)
>click random parts of the source code and face roll
>it's the night before the game is supposed to be ready
>shoot yourself in the head at your cubicle at night after work hours after raping the game
>they find your body in the morning
>Boss of making Tony Hawk 3+4: oh shit, a dead tranny. Eww...Oh well, looks like the game is finished. Ship it.

>>715767032
thug2>thug1>thaw>thps4>thps3>thpg>thp8>thps2>thps1
if you haven't beaten them all your opinion doesn't count

>>715767113
where can I find the number for the tranny music store, I need some new cds for my car

>>715755598 (OP)
kys

If I might say one positive thing about the new soundtrack:
Holidays in the Sun is a MUCH better Sex Pistols song than Anarchy in the U.K. and it was a good idea to replace it.

>>715756858
Andy is Sick as fuck, truly the modern day Mullen

>>715767113
kek

>>715767113
chat, is this real?

>>715764809
Skater Island fucking sucks and I'm tired of people sucking it off

>>715760498
Post your clips

>>715767113
You know Tony Hawk personally chose the new music, right?

>>715767660
That sounds like bullshit PR spin and Tony's kind of a yes man for money who would never rock the boat.

>>715755598 (OP)
>It fixed 4.
Nah.
2 minute sessions? Not enough time to really tackle some of these challenges unless you're a combo fiend that can carry reverts, grinds and manuals across the whole levels already. Raise the time up in Game Mods? There's too few goals to really sink your teeth into for parity with 3's, so these levels end before you even really get the time to know the levels thoroughly compared to how 4 basically taught you tons of trick lines all over the place step by step like a game-wide tutorial before Pro Goals enter the mix.

It doesn't really do anything but make 4 feel emptier than it actually was.

>>715767482
Maybe it's all nostalgia, but you just had to be there, man. Being able to skateboard on a pirate ship after it blew open the walls of the skatepark was out of this world stuff.

DOES IT PLAY THE SAME AS 1+2
FUCKING CHRIST
ANSWER ME ALREADY
DOES IT PLAY THE SAME AND PERFORM THE SAME AS 1+2 ON PS5
IVE ASKED THIS IN EVERY FUCKING THREAD AND NOBODY ANSWERS ME

>>715768383
YES SHUT THE FUCK UP
WE ANSWERED YOU, OR SOMEONE LIKE YOU, REPEATEDLY
1 + 2 + 3 + 4
IT'S THE EXACT SAME
BASICALLY A MAP PACK
AN EXTENSION
THE SAME GAMEPLAY

>>715767740
He rocked the boat to get Bam in. He wanted to give exposure to the stuff he plays on his podcast so he rocked the boat

>>715768598
Thanks
You free tonight?

>>715767230
I've played them all hence my rating. THPS4 clears THUG2 unfortunately, even though THUG2 is probably my most played. Everything after THUG2 is trash besides Project 8.

>>715763638
Based. Actually the best version.

>Introducing Tony Hawk's * Ground 1+2! We made a few improvements to the original TH*G 1+2! (acronym censored for being problematic)
>TH*G 2's storyline has been completely revamped!
>Introducing, Star! A non-binary poc from the Congo with braids and the side of xer head shaved!
>Xe's a true soul skater who was the first to perform the 3600 at the Olympics!
>Join Star on a wacky adventure filled with hilarious hijinks such as who can collect the most energy drinks in Austr*lia before the 2 minute timer runs out!
>TH*G 1's character creation now defaults to Star and the only customization options are to change the color of xer hair from pink, blue, green, etc!
>You can no longer create a skater in TH*G 2, you play as Tony Hawk and Star is your mentor!
>Follow Tony's journey as he learns from the best and tries to become half as good as Star!
>We know you will enjoy these improvements that make the remakes much, much better than the problematic racist nazi chud old ones!

>>715768640
NO

>>715768927
Would Eric Sparrow still act like a massive cunt to Star, or is zxche too powerful to be abused?

>>715769021
Eric Sparrow no longer exists like Bam for being problematic. He is replaced with Soleil, someone who shines in their own way and rubs your back and kisses your cheek every time you bail.

>>715769021
>Eric Sparrow
Anon...

>What have we done
>With a war that can't be won?
>This can't be real
>'Cause I don't know what to feel

>>715769242
kek default UE character model that vaguely represents him. why is he even in 3+4...

>>715768681
The THAW story mode is bad but the online/classic/free skate more than made up for it. Great controls, great maps, great music.

>>715769242
That's Eric?
What makes that Eric?

>>715769242
Why are devs so retarded
If you took off the Mohawk and replaced his jacket with a hoodie then it would be passable. Why even add shit like that

>>715769362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqXQUJZGo1I
The game outright tells you that it's him and he also has a reused line from THUG 1.
>>715769435
The enshittification is real, anon.

>>715767032
2 > 3 > 4 > the rest

>>715768927
NEW SOUNDRACK LEAKED:

1. "Born This Way" – Lady Gaga
2. "True Colors" – Cyndi Lauper
3. "She Keeps Me Warm" – Mary Lambert
4. "I Want to Be Your Girlfriend" – Girl in Red
5. "Freedom! '90" – George Michael
6. "Take Me to Church" – Hozier
7. "I Am What I Am" – Gloria Gaynor
8. "Supermodel" – RuPaul
9. "Pynk" – Janelle Monáe
10. "Same Love" – Macklemore & Ryan Lewis feat. Mary Lambert
11. "Girls Like Girls" – Hayley Kiyoko
12. "Dancing On My Own" – Robyn
13. "Queer" – Garbage
14. "Clarity" – Kim Petras
15. "Androgynous" – The Replacements
16. "Call Me Mother" – RuPaul
17. "Boyfriend" – Dove Cameron
18. "I'm Coming Out" – Diana Ross
19. "If I Had a Heart" – Fever Ray
20. "Kiss With a Fist" – Florence + The Machine
21. "I Wanna Dance with Somebody" – Whitney Houston
22. "The Fear" – Lily Allen
23. "Boys Like Girls" – The Gay Blades
24. "Bad at Love" – Halsey
25. "Honey" – Robyn
26. "I Kissed a Girl" – Katy Perry
27. "Vogue" – Madonna
28. "Transgender Dysphoria Blues" – Against Me!
29. "Tear Us Apart" – Kesha
30. "Lover" – Taylor Swift
31. "G.O.A.T." – Shamir
32. "Praying" – Kesha
33. "Trixie Mattel – I Like to Keep Myself in a Good Mood"
34. "You Need To Calm Down" – Taylor Swift feat. Katy Perry
35. "Stone Cold" – Demi Lovato
36. "I’m Your Man" – Shamir
37. "Together" – Sia
38. "Feeling Myself" – Nicki Minaj & Beyoncé
39. "The Only Living Boy in New York" – Simon & Garfunkel
40. "Work It Out" – Nelly Furtado
41. "My Body Is a Cage" – Arcade Fire
42. "She" – Laura Mvula
43. "If I Were a Boy" – Beyoncé
44. "Where Is My Mind?" – Pixies
45. "Electric" – Alina Baraz feat. Khalid
46. "Bang Bang" – Jessie J, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj
47. "Just Like a Pill" – P!nk
48. "Firework" – Katy Perry
49. "Boys Don't Cry" – The Cure
50. "U + Me" – Mary J. Blige

ALL SONGS PERSONALLY CHOSEN BY TONY HAWK!

>>715764809
>Kona dead last
But it's comfy...

>>715763638
going to try this version of the game now. I rented the ps1 version of 3 as a kid but it made me depressed because I was poor.

>>715770119
>But it's comfy...
≠good

>>715770181
But...it's comfy...

>You now remember positioning the camera so you could look at the women in bikinis on the cruise ship
They took this from the current generation... and tried to force them to become... gay...

I hate how unreliable manuals are in these games
I swear it only works 90% of the time

>>715770508
>Impress the Neversoft Girls changed to Impress the Pro Skaters (fucking gay)
>Raise the Ferry changed to "Help" Raise the Ferry (they added "help" just to make it sound gayer. instead of just doing it because you want to, now you're suddenly helping, even though you're usually fucking everything up. they had to make sure to include you're "helping" :)!!! )
>Collect 5 gay energy drinks (beyond fucking gay faggot shit. basically like putting crack in black neighborhoods, but they're grooming 5-year-olds to get addicted to energy drinks, which are insanely bad for you and can actually kill you)

>>715770605
You are REALLY fucking bad dude

>>715771390
are you really getting mad about product placement in a tony hawk game?

>>715770605
>I am a shitter
Okay? You can buffer the input even. Get a grip.

>>715771390
Energy drinks have improved games before

>>715770508
As a child I became intimately aware of the differences between the different character models' nipple censorship thanks to camera trickery. I actually liked the bra texture in 4 better than THUG's star pasties.

>>715770605
holy shit you are bad

>>715771563
The gigantic red bull can in the middle of the map is pretty bad dude

>>715764758
>nothing worth getting bent over, fuck you, just buy the fucking game chud

>>715765430
That is 100%, completely untrue. They are both in the PS2 version.