Are you guys getting the new lifesize Midna statue?

>>715757636 (OP)
>off-model

that's fucking absolutely disgusting, where?

>>715757671
>implying maximum thicc is bad

>>715757709
dolls-castle, for the low price of $2400

coomers have no taste holy fucking shit

>>715757804
i wish i had 2400$ to blow on this god DAMN

>>715757825
sorry some people have penises big enough to actually require more cushion for the pushin

>>715757636 (OP)
>>715757804

>>715757804
I wish there was more full size statues of characters.i would buy

>>715757636 (OP)
>>715757804
post clear pics of her holes

>>715757804
i rather get a 3d print off a shop

>>715757957
Cope

>>715757804
>>715757636 (OP)
Head needed to be slightly bigger, ears shouldn't be droopy.
Boobs could be a bit smaller to contrast massive hips. Hope the mouth can be closed.
How long do these things stay in stock for? If it can wait a year or two for me to lock down a house it'd be great.

>>715758134
They're teal like her body markings, pure deliciousness

>>715757636 (OP)
I'd rather buy Demon Mika's worn thongs.

>>715757636 (OP)
This is unironically the kind of threads I keep coming to /v/ for

>>715757636 (OP)
>>715757804
this looks like complete shit and not only because is off-model

I'm more of a Bearie man if I do say so myself.

>>715757636 (OP)
Nintendo has gone too far...

>>715758428
how completely unsettling, what a freak

>>715757804
>$2400
Every time I see something like that I think "If I had $2m would I waste $2k on one?" and the answer is always no.
Do I have delayed life syndrome?

>>715757804
>$2400
damn that's cheap, shame it's off model garbagio

>>715757636 (OP)
>>715757804
i had a midget fwb once, shit was cash because of my obvious shortstack fetish, then she wanted to take things further. as if im gonna be seen with a midget lol, anyway easy come easy go

>>715757636 (OP)
Show the ass.

>>715757636 (OP)
make the rest of her upper body and waist as thick as her thighs and you might have something here. as is, she's too bottom-heavy compared to her slender ass stomach.

Rouge clears easily

>>715757636 (OP)
Nice cameltoe, too bad Im poor.

is there a sex doll with an inflatable stomach. not necessarily for cum inflation stuff but i want to pretend she's pregnant with my child

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>>715757804
>If I move da slider all the way to the right it makes it gooder!
shit taste desu senpai.

fucking hell this doll site is truly grotesque

>>715759064
>>715759228
WHERE

>>715758134

>>715759325
climaxdoll

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>>715759119
based on model prego apreciator.

>>715759501
shit looks like two chicken drumsticks and I'd still hit

>>715757636 (OP)
Tenga Edition, or no sale.

>>715759849
if you're paying 2400 bucks you might as well commission a custom swimsuit on alibaba or something lel

>>715759514
Uhm... guys?

>>715759765
>

https://dolls-castle.com/product/midna-love-doll-130cm-mini-size-zelda-doll-game-character-real-silicone-doll/

>No soft belly;
>No soft thigh;

>>715760061
>tfw no magical no arm succubus gf

>>715760120
its true
i met a fat bitch to fuck and i couldnt get it up she was too fat

>>715759514
>lola bunny

>>715760516
>Fellatrix
*Insert mouse from Catdog doing a 720 and walking away.*

>>715760668
out of 10!

>>715760602
Ah, a man of culture

>>715757636 (OP)
lmao wtf is that?

>>715760757

>>715761107

>>715757636 (OP)
>>715759501
>Midna completely off model and size
>no asscheek depth that you can force yourself into or spread open.

-D minus see me after class

>>715757636 (OP)
>>715757804
That looks fucking terrible.

>>715761107
holy fuckin coom

>>715760757
>>715760841
>>715761107

>>715761107
Man the difference in the quality between Midna and this are massive atleast bodyshape wise.

>trying to go to checkout just takes you to the main webpage
How do these chinks manage to sell anything like this

>>715758680
You are normal person with their priorities straight. People spending 2k on a coomer statue are no different than gambling addicts throwing away their life savings on slot machines.

>>715760757
lmao is this the sexdoll a Lola Bunny collector bought and dressed in a replica Tune Squad uniform? He put it in a lifesize display case and the craziest thing is his wife was ok with the whole thing

>>715761339
heh

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>>715760120
Kek

>>715761476
>statue

OP was being facetious, this is a sex doll.

>>715761478
I mean it was okay as Long as he wasnt going to fuck it I assume

>>715761478
I wonder if he fucked it first

>>715761476
>spending $2k on something you might legitimately use every single day for a good 5 years minimum is the same as burning $2k clicking on a slot machine for a few hours
you're right

>>715760442
Are you sure its not soft? it has tob e.

>>715761553
>>715761620

>>715760442
A lot of these dolls are nightmare fuel.

>>715757636 (OP)
>>715761379
i hate ai slop, but someone animated this goofy shit before the thread is pruned

>>715762040
esl moment
you lose

>>715762169
>>715762225
I'd never get one of these because they can't make expressions in realtime.

>>715761897
LEL

>>715762169
Anal only

>>715762169
Is it fuckable?

>>715762372
anon, it's a 3D render

>>715762169
>>715762225
>Already spent $2k on a goblin doll last year
My harem will grow larger

>in the year 120450
>aliens visit a cratered and barren earth
>in the strata, buried alongside the last evidence of intelligent life, a completely pristine chunk of plastic is found
>the aliens presume this was a fertility totem of some primitive race

>>715762434
nah it's real

>>715762372
but of course anon

>>715762662
Oh God she's drowning

>>715762709
>present tense

>>715762040
Boing

>>715757804
i like them thick but those proportions are fucked

Any FapNAFrenni's fans?

>>715762662
I can't believe Midna's fucking dead...

>>715762662
SHE'S FUCKING DROWNING!!!!

>>715762736
Kek

>>715762662
>but of course anon
Oh fuck. She will probably cost an arm and a leg but holy damn it would be dream to fuck Midna

Anon...

https://mouldforged.myshopify.com/products/the-lifesize-addon-impification

>>715762736
went from tear-inducing laughter to cute

>>715762736
My autistic ass wonders what that was about to show up on the right side

>>715762662
Is this how you wash the cum out of that cheap whore?

>>715757804
Absolute shit. Unironically fuck off with your wannabe marketing and self-replies.

kill yourself.

>>715760516
this is body horror, i'm out.

>>715757636 (OP)
>>715757804
This shit looks so fucking cursed.
Call it autism, but I would only ever accept 90% on model for this.

>>715761107
>no fur
Into the trash \

>>715757636 (OP)
How do you get the lower body perfect then completely puss out on giving her a thick stomach and torso? What a fucking waste of material. I hate fake chubby chasers.

>>715763105
it's 2025 old man, BBLs>BBW

>>715760120
everything reminds me of her....

>>715757636 (OP)
This shit looks like they took the top half of a skinny Midna doll and welded it onto the bottom half of a thick imp Midna doll.

>>715762951
cumming inside one of these is ever worse than getting your gf pregnant, you better work on your your pull out game

>>715763080
Just get her a fursuit
But you won't be beating the allegations after that

>>715763228
Fake ass chubby chaser.

>>715763257
I have a hip ona but I haven't even taken it outta the plastic and opened the box because every ona I've ever owned last like 3 faps before a combination of shame and laziness would lead me to trash it instead of cleaning it. So I cannot imagine I would fare better with a whole ass–much less one of these giant fuck dolls. It would make an amusing decoration but there ain't no way I'm cumming inside a $3500 real doll. lmao

>>715762591
what goblin doll? post

>>715757636 (OP)
If I could fuck it and had money 100%, but just to have sounds stupid.

>>715763257
cumming inside raw is the best though.

>>715762591
You can't say something like that and not share with the thread. Show it

>>715762951
you wear a condom when you fuck these. if you do it for a cheap whore 1/10th the cost, you do it with these. you're a retard(or way too rich) to be cumming in $2.4k pvc.

>>715757636 (OP)
this looks retarded and her expression is dogshit. smug midna is the only midna worth fucking. also small breast. what shit taste doll people have.

>>715763257
What’s the point then if you can’t cum inside? Just find some midna hentai and use your hand at that point and save the money you would have wasted on this doll.

>>715763651
ask them why detachable hole isn't the norm yet

>>715763436
>>715763564
video games

>>715763705
That's just a green woman.

>>715763705
uncannyvalley.jpg

>>715757636 (OP)
>they made it look like a shitty sfm model irl
thats fucking crazy

>>715763705
based

>>715763651
you can cum inside, just clean it with an enema/douche bottle with water and soapy solution then rinse and insert a heating rod/tampon to dry

>>715757804
>>implying maximum thicc is bad
When it's that far off model, yes, it is bad. You're not even jerking off to Midna at that point, it's a Midna-colored human body with her head tacked on top.

Plebeian taste.

>>715763705
Take that top off you slut!

>>715763702
Ok, why isn’t a detachable hole the norm yet? In fact, couldn’t someone just shove a fleshlight up that cunt and hump on that hole instead of her actual hole? That way you can bust a nut inside, but without it going inside if you catch my drift.

>>715761107
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>>715762169
clean this disgusting furshit up already jannoid, do your fucking job.

>>715759064
>>715759228
>>715759514
all i can find is lola

>>715763842
or you can just learn how to cum without cum

>>715762773
The face is a bit weird on this doll but that bear bitch always got me acting unwise.

>>715763951
That don’t make sense. What kind of higher plane of gooning are you on right now to where you can cum without cumming?

>>715759514
ENTER

>>715764059

>>715763928
search Ruby/Aria sex doll

>>715764039
it was a long and interesting journey, but let's just say you should be doing kegels, starting today

>>715764059

>>715762169
Bruh

>>715757636 (OP)
I hope to see not boogie get it and post about it on twitter.

>>715764098
thanks i found it

>>715764039
bro's nutting telepathically on some Prof X shit

Janny here
Gooning to this thread RN

>>715764059
Jej

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME MASTER

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>>715764206
Ur bald

>>715764206
wow, i lived to see man made horrors beyond my comprehension!!!!

>>715764039
I took two quarters of Moron in college so I can speak at a conversational level. He's saying you can orgasm without ejaculating.

i have seen to many anuses on this SFW board today.

>>715763857
https://files.catbox.moe/8k6pu5.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/qegeea.jpg

>>715757636 (OP)
It should've been more on model. If you absolutely must you can make her slightly thicker, but this is too much IMO. Ruins the appeal. Also make it fuckable and you've got a deal.

>>715764326
Midnas anus is peak /v/ culture and very vidya

>>715764478
it is fuckable, it's a sex doll for christ's sake

>>715764324
If you orgasm without ejaculating, that’s just because you’ve gone sterile, not because you have mind powers you dolt

>>715764561
I'll believe it when I see it

>>715764561
If I got my son one of these for his birthday do you think it would cure him of being gay?

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>>715764059
EXIT

>>715764704
Unironically I think buying a boy something like this would scare him about sex with women

>>715757636 (OP)
What in the name of hell is this shit

https://dolls-castle.com/product/neutra-dragon-tsuni-65cm-dragon-love-doll/
https://dolls-castle.com/product/lana-80cm-b-dc60-small-breasts-huge-butt-mini-dolls-tpe-giant-ass-real-dolls/
https://dolls-castle.com/product/geraldine-110cm-bbw-dc57/
https://dolls-castle.com/product/jovelle-120cm-i-cup-big-boobs-fat-butt-thick-sex-doll/
https://dolls-castle.com/product/priya-mini-full-size-plump-silicone-dolls-big-penis-fantasy-love-doll/

>>715757636 (OP)
>off-model bimbo midna
Always came across as normalfags who never understood the appeal but want to be part of the conversation.

>>715764768
R u nu?

>>715764704
you'd prolly just introduce him to bisexuality, anon

>>715764059
>>715764768
I fucking can't

>>715764704
Buying a 2400 dollar Midna sex toy might make him gay, unironically

>>715764313
i just want a proper rouge doll with her fat bat tats and outfit. i miss her old tits...

>>715764768

>>715764768
wtf is this even supposed to be based on

>>715764768
>https://dolls-castle.com/product/lana-80cm-b-dc60-small-breasts-huge-butt-mini-dolls-tpe-giant-ass-real-dolls/
design_by_tamers12345.jpeg

>>715757636 (OP)
I don't mind off-model, but it is off-model in a way that I don't like.

>>715764880
the hero of kvatch