Thread 715759023

How long before DK Bananza gets an autistic overly long video essay about how "terrible" it is /v/ ?

>>715759023 (OP)
People think these games are for adults? lmfao

>>715759023 (OP)
it's not even worth it
that's how soulless the shitch 2 is

>>715759023 (OP)
>skittybitty
That's a troon, I just know it. Haven't even seen it and I know.

>>715761430
Guaranteed. You can already hear the voice-over-enunciated, smug, and with that condescending cadence like they invented video game critique. It'll be 3 hours long, reference some obscure 2003 GDC talk, and still manage to miss the point of why DK Bananza was made in the first place: sell toys, make kids chimp out, and slap fruit-themed garbage everywhere.

>essayshit
If you're going to waste hours of your life on essays, you may as well go back to school. Fucking pretentious twats.

>>715759023 (OP)
joseph anderson has a very nuanced opinion on the game. while the other video is about a lesbian with temper issues because the video game failed to replace the father she never had

>>715762904
I need to preface that i dont like either of you "types" of retards. But i did think the same initially but im pretty sure anon way back when this shittyy video was only gaining traction, confirmed its a cistard woman.

>>715763320
Also this. That mario odyseey video might genuinely be the greatest videogame essay video ever. So unbelievable thorough, and that twist was so good both on a style and a substance level, in proving his point even further.

Ive fallen out of favour with Joe lately. But that video is a genuine masterpiece.

>>715763661
Kys cocksucker he got btfo by a single autist in the comments.

>>715763779
>btfo by comments
>that thought he was dumb for saying the last level in the game was the first level
lmao.

>>715763320
I had the opposite takeaway. Outside of the occasional needless "nazi bad" virtue signal that cropped up every 20 minutes, the TotK video actually attributed all the lazy steps Nintendo took in designing a sequel, from reused assets to literal nothing additions and a complete retcon and assimilation of the narrative and world building BotW set up for it.
Meanwhile fat "can't run in a circle" anderson spends 2 hours not understanding why Odyssey has sporadic moon placement and self reports several times that his issues stem from him being dogshit at platformers, his primary critique being "they didn't remake SM64."

But really I don't really care about the opinions on the troon, but anderson is an actual retarded person who's peak was having the same lukewarm take on Fallout 4.

>>715763320
>lesbian
>she

>>715759023 (OP)
two huge faggots
anyone who makes these video essays should cut their cock off

>>715764325
>lust provoking image

>>715763456
>*incomprehensible tranny babbling*

Should I trust someone who sucks at the game?

>>715759023 (OP)
i'm actually more interested in hearing somebody express in detail why it IS a masterpiece. it clearly is a fun solid game but it seems a lot of reviewers are kinda marking out marvel fan style

>>715761430
It's actually a biologically female Zelda fangirl who had never made a video and was just so pissed off at TotK that they felt the need to record and edit a multi-hour manifesto about it. Rare case of female autism.