Thread 715760626

It was that simple

>>715760626 (OP)
It's crazy how much better the right looks

>>715760626 (OP)
Making his eyebrows the McDonalds logo was bound to sell more copies to consumers

>>715760626 (OP)
>prey vs predator

>>715760626 (OP)
The right looks way worse

>>715760626 (OP)
i don't like his fur, it looks like little feathers

>>715760626 (OP)
Left looks like some Dreamworks garbage

>>715760626 (OP)
Looks bad and the outrage is Sonichu levels of manchild

>>715760626 (OP)
I miss him

>>715760626 (OP)
right is substantially better, yes, but imagine caring so much about this pointless shit you make multiple threads a day on it.

>>715760872
Looks like those yellow minions from Despicable Me, yeah

>>715760626 (OP)
Shrimple, even

>>715760836
he looks like a pinata

>>715760626 (OP)
i think it's the eyes more than anything.
small beady eyes are just offputting

I like these edits

>>715761076
Imagine Mario as a thin guy with a green suit.

Deep Kong Galactic

Or

D.K.ade in Abyss.

>>715760626 (OP)
>/v/ spends years screaming and crying about American's giving happy characters angry face on everything.
>Always talks about how the Japanese version has so much more soul.
>Finally we get the opposite.
>REEEEE ITS NOT LIKE MY CHILDHOOD NOSTALGIA GAME MY MOMMY GOT ME FOR CHRISTMAS WAAAAHHH!

Another year confirmed to never listen to /v/

>>715761257
Luigi?

>>715760626 (OP)
>>715760694
>>715760872
>>715760979

Things change, this is Donkey Kong for a new generation.

Nintendo embodies innovation in both gameplay and the designs of the characters reflect that.

>>715761076
How is it pointless? They killed Donkey Kong

>>715761261
>be grateful for your shit flavored cake

>>715761305
I fucking love him man.

>>715760626 (OP)
>still has feathers

It's all about personality. Given how giddy and silly the new dk is it would be creepy if he behaved that way and had his rare design.

I always thought they were different Kongs.

>>715761406
>They killed my childhood

Donkey Kong is fine tho.

>>715760626 (OP)
He still has feathers

all this started with Super Mario Bros Movie

>>715761212
tf are these graphics, i looks like mobile slop

>>715761584
*it

>>715761584
apparently runs worse than botw on the forest so I'm guessing the oddysey team got worse and worse after galaxy

>>715761514
He has brain damage

>>715761573
Actually they already had the new design set in stone before the movie began production.

Developer interviews confirmed it.

>>715761648
>apparently runs worse than botw on the forest

No it doesn't, I am literally playing it right now.

>>715761708
holy kek

>>715761776
my condolences.

>>715761708
kino

>>715761818
Thanks, game is really good.

>>715761408
>WAAAAHHHH HE DOSENT LOOK LIKE MY AMERICAN DESIGNED DONKEY KONG FROM THE SUPER NINTENDO SO ITS OBVIOUSLY BAD WAAAAHHHH!!!

Here, I redesigned the character to be more to your liking, I expect for you to be overjoyed now considering I am an American.

>>715761261
>>715761907
what's with the caps rage bro
calm down

>>715761907
Why are you so upset?

>>715761907
no he just looks like a retarded zoomer spaz, which is the issue.
i don't mind redesigns, but that one is just shit, and it's made worse by the fact that they coordinated it with a shitty movie.
>b-but it was before the movie
nah i don't care what canned lies shiggy gave.

>>715761708
>ruining the original humor of the video by adding a "woke" sign

Here's the original

https://youtu.be/zsmLsr4fwMM?si=Ex8VFKXFic4ZY8P5

>>715761951
Im just so god damned lonely and I need my best friend anon to comfort me.

>>715761907
Much better than the mentally challenged dog we got

>>715761170
Viva Pinata/DK crossover when

>>715761261
Americans design better male characters. Japanese designs better female characters. This is the way. This is how it has been since the dawn of time

>>715762031
I got u homie...

>>715760626 (OP)
this is a dangerous prophecy, marking the early switch 2 as the last fun thing nintendo ever does

>>715762030
fag

>>715762280
Nah, Disney is just retarded because they ran off all their good talent and proceeded to turn their boy brands into feminist garbage.

Nintendo has the benefit of being run by old Japanese business men.

>>715762407
>upset that his shitpost got dismantled

lol

>>715762441
i thought didsney was in it for the long haul too. then they didnt.

>>715761708
how is this woke

I don't know what's happening to me
I'm getting all the blame for things I didn't do
Can anybody tell me just what I did wrong?
I'm all alone and I'm so confused
I don't know what everyone wants me to be
I only know just how to be me
Once I was the ape of the hour
They think I'm a coward
An absolute zero
I'm nobody's hero

>>715761329
No thanks fag

>>715760626 (OP)
Could have been a lot worse.

>>715763071
that guy should have voiced pauline

>>715763176
The right one would be perfect for a Young Cranky prequel.

>>715762441
unfortunately they've started hiring women

>>715761584
That's the power of the Switch 2!

>>715763176
Right is still lot better. Nu-Kong is just such an awkward middle ground between Classic and Rare that clashes with both.

>>715761907
not good enough, make him look angrier

>>715762407
Nah, this shitposting is old and you're retarded.

I didn't care a ton about the redesign but I watched a little bit of bananza footage and DK acts like a silly golden retriever. Utterly unfitting

>>715760626 (OP)
>>715761212
>>715761329
>>715761708
>>715763071
>>715763176
I feel pretty lucky in that I love ALL of these designs for dk, they all look great to me. Still not gonna buy the switch 2 when it comes out though.

for me it's tree bark dk

>>715762030
Sounds like you are sensitive. Ya never gonna make it

>>715761212
Left looks better

>>715764798

Yeah he rules, he’s like a dog crossed with a retarded child

>>715760626 (OP)
left is better

>>715760710
No, it wasn't. This design is worse, less appealing to anyone. It will still sell well because of braindead zillenial tendies who will buy anything even vaguely related to mario, but that doesn't validate marketing choices.

>>715760626 (OP)
>left looks mad but doesn’t have the balls to do anything about it
>right looks like he will track down where you live and then murder you in your sleep

>>715760626 (OP)
Who knew DKCfags were Chrischan-tier.

>>715761329
not really

>>715760710
literally doesnt matter cunny pauline will sell the games with her sexy feet regardless of how dk looks

>>715766473
It's not that it was changed, but that it was made worse

>>715763176
This is why I don't understand the people who said that the nu DK had returned to its origins when it clearly still looks more like Rare's.

>>715761329
Your innovation looks like he deep throats.

>>715760626 (OP)
It's unironically Miyamoto's fault, he openly admitted to being involved with the redesign.
He wanted to reclaim the character after being in western hands for decades.

>>715767026
lol

>>715767068
It's just fanboys making shit up as always.
It doesn't actually need to make sense or be convincing, it just needs to exist as an argument to be spammed.

>>715767316
>see dk
>think about deep throats

>>715761212
>>715760626 (OP)
I honestly think nu DK looks fine in these shots. Where he looks bad is when he's smiling and cheery and when his muzzle gets super wide with a curved smile and he ends up looking like kiddy kong

>>715760626 (OP)
you're implying this new look isn't on purpose

>>715760626 (OP)
Retard.

>>715767324
Nigger could've just made a game with his own grotesque gay ass DK when that character was young then, and DKC DK wasn't born. Not the same character, but I guess he's too senile and retarded to understand.
Or just still seething and butthurt over Rare making a cooler young relative to his own lame ape with the same name, so he had to retcon shit and memory hole the younger DK so that
>um ackchurry my DK was arways the main character

>>715765004
HOLY SOVLNVKE

>>715760626 (OP)
Left is more expressive.

>>715761329
Innovation that's worse is no innovation

>>715760626 (OP)
Why does he have feathers? Shitty fucking lazy graphics.