You are playing a good japanese game like Valkyria Chronicles 4
Chad thundercock friend of your gf brother enter the room and do this and say
>Put some Call of Dooty there bro i aint playing shit with no action

What is your reaction?

>>715762272 (OP)
I pause the game, slowly turn to him and say:
>"Action? My guy, I watched you get bodied in Shipment 24/7 by 12-year-olds screaming into their Turtle Beaches."

Then I proceed to unpause VC4, let the soundtrack kick in as I tactically flank a tank squad and end the turn with a critical headshot.

>"That's action you need a brain for. You can go press X to respawn, Chad."

get on all fours, bend over and spray watery diarrhea all over the room and tackle him while screaming nigger repeatedly

>>715762605
I'd let him play Call of Duty, go to the kitchen, fry oil and spill 180C fried oil over his face and say
I AM THE BOSS OF THE GYM

But of course I'd need to clean the mess and remove the oil from the controller after it, as long as his family does not go after me I'm fine

>>715762272 (OP)
>a good japanese game like Valkyria Chronicles 4