I'm sorry guys, I tried to like the game, I really did, but I can't get over how fucking awful the redesign is

He makes a meme face every 5 fucking seconds like he's a Spongebob character. He's braindead retarded and weak and feeble, he can't in any way be called a king of the jungle. If anything, he's Scooby Doo.

I've really tried to look past all of it and enjoy the game for what it is and all the cool shit it adds, but the DK redesign just ruins it

>>715766368 (OP)
>I tried to have an opinion
Shut the FUCK UP

NO ONE CARES, NOT YOUR BLOG. HAVE A ROTTEN DAY, FILT-TURD

His new design is better, cope.

>>715766368 (OP)
Why sorry? I despise this slop.

>>715766368 (OP)
I actually agree the new design is too saccharine. Amazing game though

>>715766421
>I don't care so much I browse the catalog and within 2 minutes of finding a thread insulting my dear Wokey Kong I shut it down
You will never have a banana hoard.

I tried to just ignore the shitty art style of Fire Emblem Engage and after an hour my face hurt from involuntarily holding a grimace.

This shitty Kong would obviously be worse. A shame. The game looks fun, but I'm not going to put up with character designs that literally cause me physical pain.

>>715766421
>really want a new 3D Wario
>just realized the hacks at the odyssey team would also butcher him with a hideous calarts style redesign

Not like this bros.

>>715766421
You already out of shit Warioposter?
Oh! is that your prolapsed asshole poking outta your overalls? You really tryin' your best to squeeze something out but it looks like you just don't have the gas YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!

>>715767089
Haven't you Wariobros already had to deal with Sakurai fuckign up your guy for years?

>>715767119
DIDN'T READ! HAVE A ROTTEN DAY!

>>715766368 (OP)
>sorry for disliking slop
don't be

>>715766368 (OP)
Emasculating humiliation ritual.

>>715766368 (OP)
I would’ve bought it if it was Rare DK. New DK is just too over the top. I’ll wait for a sale. I’m still having fun with MK.

>>715767664
Actually I'll have a nice day. Maybe even pleasant

>>715766368 (OP)
There are losers camped out at gamestop for this garbage rn.

I don't like the new design but it wasn't gonna stop me from playing the game since it seemed fun. Then Pauline was revealed and I don't want to carry an annoying brat around so now I don't care. I hope Kirby's Air Ride is decent

>>715771307
It's not just the design, he acts fucking gay too. The design matches his new retarded gay demeaner well.