YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE BLACK?

>>715771069 (OP)
Because I'm vexed?

>>715771069 (OP)
I too, am in this thread

what's this supposed to be, like Trauma Center but for middle-aged dads?

i do not have any sexual scenes in the entire series

Yeah we've all seen the .gif faggot

>>715774136
does this vex you?

>>715774128
Yeah she does she fucks Chase while stoned

>>715775486
And in a side room while their patient is meant to be under observation

>>715774128
She has a talk with chase about how having sex is bad for the heart, I think before they start dating.

>>715775668
There is also an unquestionably sexual scene where House strips her using a robot while jerking off

>>715775857
She mentions how much strain sex puts on the cardiovascular system in relation to a case, thinking that a guy may have cum so hard his heart popped

>>715771069 (OP)
Give him mouse bites

>>715775991
Right, it's been a while since I've watched the series, which means it might be a good time to re-watch it since I don't remember most of the actual causes for the cases anymore.

>>715776496
who cares about the causes
nobody cares about the medicine

>>715775857
>>715775991
This is just some bullshit and not real medical fact, right?

>>715778553
It's as true as too much exercise being bad for you
For most women it's not a big concern

What went wrong?

>>715778692
its called the passage of time

>>715778553
An orgasm does put strain on your cardiovascular system, yeah. You ever nut so hard you feel it in your face and behind your eyes? Unless there's an underlying heart condition it's not going to do anything

>>715778503
I care about the medicine. The scenes that take place outside of the hospital are the worst part of the show and the increased focus on that shit over time is what keeps me from rewatching. I don't give a shit about House seeing a therapist or dating his stupid bitch boss. The best character interactions are always when they're trying to talk about the case and constantly getting sidetracked by a second conversation

>>715778692
Anglo-saxon genes

>>715778692
He's a lot older now, obviously.
He was in that shitty Catch-22 miniseries that ran a few years ago, and they had him doing the House voice again, playing de Coverly.

>>715778692
He looks almost the same

>>715778785
>Source: my ass
Yeah, dunno what I expected of /v/.

>>715771069 (OP)
24 year old patient, presenting with symptoms of malnutrition, psychosis, elevated white blood count, and an addiction to video games. your differential diagnosis?

>>715782210
Could be an infection

>>715782261
blood cultures show no bacteria and it wouldn't explain the addiction to video games.

>>715782335
>House slandered Taub again
Taubbros...

>>715782335
What if we're looking at this the wrong way? Maybe the video games aren't a symptom

>>715782453
>has hot wife but can't stop cheating
He's an idiot.

>>715782702
I could have a million hot wives, I would still try to bang nurses

>>715782702
>Actually, Tubb is a brilliant doctor. You're just not giving him the chance to prove himself to you.
>After all, remember that he disagreed about giving the medicine drug to the patient.

>>715782502
>Maybe the video games aren't a symptom
...
cameron, chase, give him 80mg of viagra. foreman, call your brothas, we're gonna need the cheapest prostitute the patient's insurance can cover.
the video games weren't a symptom but they were a sign. the patient needs sex to live. it wasn't an infection, it was withdrawal. from sex.

>>715778692
He's like 70 cut him a break

>>715771069 (OP)
CHASE DON'T FUCK THE CANCER LOLI

>>715782981
Chase does what Chase wants

>>715771069 (OP)
Does anyone have the rom for this shit?

>>715783193
What Chase wants is apparently to be a faggy little bitch that instantly forgives the cunt that he spent that whole episode chasing down for "pranking him" with edited revenge porn posted for all his friends and family to see

>>715782981
>>715783193
I'm rewatching the show and the amount of sexual stuff with minors in the stories is suspiciously high.
Not that I mind but definitely enough to nooootice.

>>715783370
That one is totally legal though

>>715783370
Yeah well, that's not a good thing and you're a WEIRDOS for not disliking it

>>715771069 (OP)

>>715783370
It's really not that much for like 180 episodes. How many are there, maybe 5?

>>715783370

>>715782981
He probably would have if she asked

>>715778692
>filename
kek

House gang. I am homeless and house is keeping me from doing terrible things in life. Fuck Cameron, house needs to bend Chase over & plow his limp Vicodin cock deep in his Aussie ass while Wilson strokes off and watches.

How did Foreman ever become the next Cuddy? Wasn't he supposed to be totally and completely blacklisted by the board because of working with House and then messing with 13s medical trial?

>>715783750
If so, it's very much concentrated in the first couple seasons

>>715782919
>it was withdrawal. from sex.
>implying the patient hasn't gone through 3 carDICK arrests already

>>715784018
HAHAHA. FAGGOT! Your bong looks like a horsecock.

My name is House, knock on my door
I'ma cure you like you ain't never been cured before
My name is House
You may not like me but you're gonna survive
Or my name isn't House
We're gonna cure everyone in the world
I got my cane, I got my crew
I'm in the house, my name is House

>plays metroid while at work
>mentions levels in a fucking metroidvania
what did he mean by this?

>>715784018
>House gang. I am homeless
get out, you don't belong here

>>715787762
Don't you mean, /v/long?

>>715784045
he used blackmail

>>715778692
you cut the beard off and he looks basically the same lol

>>715783370
the executive producer is confirmed diddler bryan singer

>>715784018
Advocating for homosexual buggery is a terrible thing. Alison was a pretty little lady, that one random patient was right to call House gay for not trying to lovingly creampie her.

>>715784018
>House gang
>Does not own a house

>>715790949
You don't know that, you only know that whatever he might have is not a home

>>715776447
It's not working. We need to reverse the treatment. Have the patient bite mice.

>>715783193
This isn't loli. Stop trying to bs me into watching westoid slop.

>>715783552
Context?

>>715791323
you are a retard

>>715793457
It's normal to admit you like little girls. It's not normal to be addicted to cracks.

>>715791323
The cancer loli was a different episode.

>>715793457
This vexes me.

>>715783743

>>715784018
based

>>715802584
don't reply to yourself faggot

>What else do we know about foreman?

>He's black

>How long have you been sitting on that information

made me pause the episode and laught out loud

>>715802729
It was too vexing of information to process at the time.

>>715775936
And the scene where the shota grabs her ass