>>715775857
She mentions how much strain sex puts on the cardiovascular system in relation to a case, thinking that a guy may have cum so hard his heart popped
>>715775991
Right, it's been a while since I've watched the series, which means it might be a good time to re-watch it since I don't remember most of the actual causes for the cases anymore.
>>715778553
An orgasm does put strain on your cardiovascular system, yeah. You ever nut so hard you feel it in your face and behind your eyes? Unless there's an underlying heart condition it's not going to do anything
>>715778503
I care about the medicine. The scenes that take place outside of the hospital are the worst part of the show and the increased focus on that shit over time is what keeps me from rewatching. I don't give a shit about House seeing a therapist or dating his stupid bitch boss. The best character interactions are always when they're trying to talk about the case and constantly getting sidetracked by a second conversation
>>715778692
He's a lot older now, obviously.
He was in that shitty Catch-22 miniseries that ran a few years ago, and they had him doing the House voice again, playing de Coverly.
>>715771069 (OP)
24 year old patient, presenting with symptoms of malnutrition, psychosis, elevated white blood count, and an addiction to video games. your differential diagnosis?
>>715782702 >Actually, Tubb is a brilliant doctor. You're just not giving him the chance to prove himself to you. >After all, remember that he disagreed about giving the medicine drug to the patient.
>>715782502 >Maybe the video games aren't a symptom
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cameron, chase, give him 80mg of viagra. foreman, call your brothas, we're gonna need the cheapest prostitute the patient's insurance can cover.
the video games weren't a symptom but they were a sign. the patient needs sex to live. it wasn't an infection, it was withdrawal. from sex.
>>715783193
What Chase wants is apparently to be a faggy little bitch that instantly forgives the cunt that he spent that whole episode chasing down for "pranking him" with edited revenge porn posted for all his friends and family to see
>>715782981 >>715783193
I'm rewatching the show and the amount of sexual stuff with minors in the stories is suspiciously high.
Not that I mind but definitely enough to nooootice.
House gang. I am homeless and house is keeping me from doing terrible things in life. Fuck Cameron, house needs to bend Chase over & plow his limp Vicodin cock deep in his Aussie ass while Wilson strokes off and watches.
How did Foreman ever become the next Cuddy? Wasn't he supposed to be totally and completely blacklisted by the board because of working with House and then messing with 13s medical trial?
My name is House, knock on my door
I'ma cure you like you ain't never been cured before
My name is House
You may not like me but you're gonna survive
Or my name isn't House
We're gonna cure everyone in the world
I got my cane, I got my crew
I'm in the house, my name is House
>>715784018
Advocating for homosexual buggery is a terrible thing. Alison was a pretty little lady, that one random patient was right to call House gay for not trying to lovingly creampie her.
