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Now: Animal Well
Next: Mario Kart 64
Later: Fisherman's Bait 2
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYKjuJdJexM [Embed]
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ausspeedruns
Schedule: https://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2025/schedule
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>>715743716
more like animal bell cause this game is dong
>>715772032Posting again for the mig since I can't unsee it
>>715772067I'll take a pound of nuts.
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>any % no glitches followed by any %
I think I'm pretty bored of the "seemingly ordinary game turns out to be DARK AND DISTURBING" trope
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>>715771975 (OP)>MARATHONruined by the all caps
I've met Wed. Nice guy, and a breath of fresh air with the absolute state of this hobby in current year.
>>715772260this game is spooky from the get-go, barring the cute-ish player character
Damn Grognok is cooking today. Sick runs.
animal well well well congrats on the underestimate
damn that's a double underestimate
>>715772260it's not even that, the game is just "spooky" but doesn't really do anything with it
>nails the just-frame skip on the first try and clears the game in less than half of the allotted time
Based.
as much as I loved the golden sun run, that was definitely the best run in terms of gameplay
>Mario Kart 64
please be a good run!
>I had the best fucking night of my entire fucking life
Think of the advertisers!
ah shit here we go again. And Werster is on the couch to berate her again lol
Okay, we might have a trainwreck kino on our hands.
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do you think she'd let you suckle while she runs Mario Kart 64 and explains her tech to you in a low soothing voice
Damn, I missed the mig. LaceyStripes is a FUCKING UNIT. Is she the heiffer whose ass I was checking out in the last thread?
Oh just in time for this run again LOL. The bants last time were brutal.
i think i might just be fucked up after watching trannies all day but god damn id smash that and make sure she keeps that sweater on amirite ahahahahahhhhhh
help me
>>715773010Imagine the Australian Rules Footballers she could produce.
>>715772957that's the price of having a real woman runner
>turn volume to 100% with headphones
>still fucking low
Is there an amplifier extension for Youtube? Fucking hell is the tech dude asleep?
>>715773078there's an extension for every browser to boost audio
This is why GDQ is better
>woman who can't drive getting eviscerated by werster on the couch
good run
>Mario Kart 64
>All Cups (Skipless)
>>715772784>bio woman>mario kart "speedrunner"name a more iconic duo
>>715773140it's skip, less
Wait
Did she really leave?
>failing basic shortcuts a kid could do
wait wtf is this staged holy shit did she just crash out
What the fuck happened where is my qt???
>>715773107>Volume Booster for YouTube™>set to 4>no differencefuck! which firefox one doesn't suck?!
>the good news is we might finish underestimate
lol
>Werster takes over
>immediately gets dog shit item RNG
amazing
>>715773078Anon, your issue might be your headphones.
Did she unironically just get pissed off and leave?
>>715773204oh nvm it was off by default. ASM is saved!
Is this scripted? I can't tell anymore.
Now this is what speedrunning is all about.
>>715773071On top of that I think she might be a real example of the mythical "fat chick with a great personality" archetype.
>>715773204Takes a couple of braincells and seconds to setup but something like voice meeter banana or equalizer apo can jack up the audio
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>>715773257Nah I think its a relay and that was a bit
>Werster taking over the run
Whoa, the voice clips in the jap version are just some random dude instead of mario. That's very unsettling.
I can't even tell if this is a bit or genuine but holy fuck am I all for it
>Lacey is roasting Werster now
GDQ would never.
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>>715773257No. She had this run last year with Werster shittalking her the entire time. This is definitely a bit where she gives up and gets to shit talk him from the couch now
>>715771975 (OP)>AustralianYou spelt Autistic wrong
>>715773349I think they're just dicking around by running with something that came up organically.
>has glasses on coming back to couch
>crying most likely
>>715773363I need this qt in my life, please.
How as the Pokemon run? I missed it earlier.
What a chad: just got read a description of the skip and pulled it off in real time to still get 1st.
>>715773386I agree, but some OG cringe would be sooooo fucking good
Australians have such great humor.
I don't care if it's staged.
I'm having a laugh.
>>715773431Werster bumped his DS on the table and fucked up his run.
>>715773431He lost.
But his opponent didn't win either, so there's that.
>>715772131That's a lot of nuts.
You think they doubleteam her?
>>715773431Pure kino trainwreck
>werster gets ahead>gets screwed by RNG>this happens like three times until his game just crashes>he hasn't been saving>starts loading random backup saves from completely different categories and starts stitching together something resembling a run using glitches>somehow, after all this, they line back up on the last fight they were able to get to before time
>>715773431Invalid run won and the other runner ragequitted on a crit.
>'tendi game
need i say the rest
kek why was he rooting for Luigi to pass up Peach?
>>715773498Why are his ASM runs alawys trainwrecks?
>Mario Kart 64 pc port comes out
>no one gives a shit
guys this backhanded shit makes me think this is genuine idk, look at the body language of the other guy he seems mad uncomfortable. like i said either way i am all for it either way
Jesus christ he is so good.
>>715773498>somehow, after all this, they line back up on the last fightAnd jt was doing solo gyra at that point anyway while werst was actually still pulling the category.
>>715773565Cause it's lacy's favorite character for MK. So he wanted to see peach fail in spite.
did they just bully her off the run
imagine these runners trying to play wipeout
>>715773665He offered the controller back.
She is so fucking hot and seems like a nice girl who can bantz. Seriously how to get a gf like that.
FUCK i missed the chick running
>>715773665No they're playing a relay lowkey, as the guy just bumped werster off, exactly after he failed like when lacey did, but it's a bit and they're all in on it. Autist.
>>715773665Pretty sure it's just a shitpost filler run.
So they are making the best of it, idk if any of them are actually good at this game, but it was just something that dabbled in.
So turns out this is just a skip showcase comedy bit and not an actual speedrun, I guess?
>>715773709If you're into fat chicks it's really easy.
>>715773782How fat are we talking
>>715773760they're stalling for time as the animal well run went 20 minutes under
>>715773609LOL I thought that might be the reason
>>715773760that's what it was last year as well but this time its not just her being on the receiving end the entire time
>>715773782I am, so tell me how.
>>715773760>mfw/yfw she didn't get bullied and it was all banter
does she actually not know how to do skips?
My god he turned that into a nail-biter.
>>715773798Well if you find this
>>715773010 "fucking hot" so I guess you found your sweet spot.
>>715773868Just bee you'reself.
>>715773760understand this run is entertainment first, speedrun second, donations third
>>715773827Ask werster's brother.
>>715773925I genuinely don't know she is saying the most backhanded shit but they play it off as banter. Sounds pretty rude half the time though. I think they genuinely pissed her off. I'll check in at the end of the run and give my armchair psychiatric services
>look at the schedule
>non games and multi hour rpg runs continue
grim
>>715773989>Sounds pretty rude half the time though.you must come from a really soft country, this is casual.
>you know what's worse? no skips at all
I know it's winter but that shits ice cold
kek she's talking so much shit, needs correction
>P is for Park, R is Reverse
>A is for Asshole
>Its actually for Automatic btw
>it also stands for Alpha which you aren't
>If you finish it you get Alphabet, which you don't know how to read
love the bants
>>715774034It's the body language and the reactions. It doesn't come off as banter. Also the fact she isn't willing to play again. I'm not soft but I can tell when someone is genuinely upset
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>>715774031>multi hour rpg runs
>>715773050She seems like she'd be fun in bed and those melons are literally the size of melons.
>>715774034He is throwing too many back to back for it to come off fun and friendly.
>>715774091They are all clearly having a good time. You are a massive pussy.
>maybe i'll hit a time warp to a world where you're good at this game
kek
last years mario kart 64 was soul too
SHE IS SO HOT OMG
Shame she's into group sex and shit.
>>715774091>sHe IsN't WiLlInG tO pLaY aGaIn
>>715774091I imagine you can perfectly read lips too and you're a stone cold killer.
>>715774031>multi hour rpg runs
What do you feed your sheilas over there, strayans?
>>715774091Protip: The harsher the banter the less serious it is.
>>715774310weet bix and vegemite
The only thing aussies are associated with on this site is banter and yet autists still can't recognize it when they see it
>>715773078Look up the FrankerFaceZ userscript. I started using it today and it fixed the issue for me since their incompetent tech crew won't.
She doesn't same fat, just top heavy. Or thicc as the kids say. She's a 10/10 get compared to the ratty bogan slappers you usually get around here
>>715774432You underestimate how many newfags are there.
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I like that she's tactically hitting every single banana
>>715774321>Run saved!it was literally never over, fucking faggot weeb
>>715774458considering this lass is your national treasure I have to assume you aren't being facetious
>>715774458Wait until she turns around.
>>715774458She cute.
And sexy.
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
>>715774536Genuinely embarassing post mate.
>>715774568Looks Bosnian.
>finally under estimate for your first time ever
jesus christ kek
By a large margin the most fun run of the marathon even if it was technically scuffed as all hell.
>Fisherman's Bait 2 run co-hosted by Raikou
They let anyone run stuff at these events, huh
Good fucking shit getting it at the end and Underestimate!
>it was a bit but also you are really bad
damn
>>715774091>In case it wasn't obvious, it was a bitOh no no no...
You guys should check out her run last year with Werster and others shit talking her for its entirety. Top tier banter and a lot of good laughs
>Shouting out that one autist in the thread that doesn't understand fun & jokes
Autistic girl and normalfag girl both in the front row?
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>>715774831They left with Lacey. The biological females gather in cliques to fend off the troons.
>>715774831*Transbian on the left (literally me)
>>715774831What a cutie on the right
>>715774787Does she have OF or other porn sites?
>>715774937she does not sir
>>715774937I don't know fag. I was just here for her run last year
>>715774896I imagine Lacey is the alpha, she eats most of the feast, the semi fat on the right gets the scraps and the skelly gets to eat everything that falls off the table.
>>715774432To be completely honest, you don't normally see this kind of "friendly" banter between males and females.
There's a quartet of sheilas in the audience including lacey who are for sure over a thousand pounds combined. Hope this event is on the first floor.
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>>715775174>To be completely honest, you don't normally see this kind of "friendly" banter between males and females.I'm telling you they're both fucking her.
EXCITING BASS
WORLD MONSTERS
>>715774791damn lora-generated sayaka...
>>715775251>>715775174>they don't have any female friendsgrim
>>715775219>a bit that didn't take 20 minutes of personal takes and shitty party gamesYou're right GDQ could never. They would argue this takes away from the focus of the marathon and then ban them for thinking anyone but them can entertain the crowd.
Who knew fishing could be this extreme.
>>715774896The one on the right is also part of their group. There's four of them moving together and that dummy thicc redhead is the smallest of the four.
>197kg
What are they feeding these fish?
>holding up the fish one handed
How roided are these fishers?
>>715775468>roiding for fish
>>715775468I like to believe the fishers are Keith Martin and Robert Baxter from Time Crisis 2
>>715775303Unfortunately I was late on the screenshot so you can't really see them very well, but I was planning to go back for some screenshots or webms later. There's enough days left of ASM that I should be able to post them eventually.
if you've never fished irl you are not western
>no line crossing mechanic that makes you untangle your lines for 10 minutes
0/10
>>715775812they're just that good
>>715775768I've caught a few fish but I'm not a fan of setting up hooks and unhooking catches
>>715775398you posted this in the gdq thread on that other fishing game you fucker I remember you. You cum to feet or what?
>>715775853my dad took me fishing and did all that. i just threw the line and reeled the fish in.
>>715776021>Both pics he posted has bare feet in themHmmmmm.
>>715776021alright you get a pass for now, I too enjoy a good fish.
I never understand those people who fish and release the fish
Like sure, maybe yeah if the fish is too small to bother eating, but I fish with the expectation that I'll eat whatever I manage to catch
Why does this game take place in a post-apocalyptic New York City? What does that add to a fishing game, exactly?
>YOU MANIACS! YOU FISHED THEM ALL!!!
>>715776052>>715776021oh damn didn't see the last one in the chair was about to give a pass too THE HUBRIS
>>715776115I've never fished somewhere that let you eat the fish. you get a fine usually.
>ive got revenge
RIP steve
>world ending
>for god's sake, i just want to fish
>New York down!
And nothing of value was lost.
>>715776115Depends where you live because most of the tasty fish have regulations against catching and eating them.
Just hold up your 483kg fish with one hand, no biggie
>>715776115for some it's just a sport, they're not there to eat
>chinese level
>chopstick music starts playing
Looks about right on New York.
>>715776257I suppose there might be that, but at that point I'd check ahead of time that the lake doesn't have any fish that are off limits. Probably different deal in places where there's fewer places to fish at
>>715776291And that's the part I don't quite get, I find it kind of unnecessary cruelty since those wounds could prove problematic long term for the fish
Sitting at the edge of the World just fishing. Now that's comfy.
>>715776257>not having a fully loaded gun ready for the next game warden that approaches you
>>715776115>Like sure, maybe yeah if the fish is too smallthis hilariously stupid practice has resulted in smaller fish everywhere because adult fishlets keep getting released to go on and spread their genes. everyone bred worse fish
>>715776420Unfortunately I lost all my guns in a boating accident
>>715776436I've rarely released a fish if I caught it with a rod, but when catching fish with a trap, that's usually when I release the small fry
Anyone catch that loud fart about 4 minutes ago?
>dude died a few days ago
well that took a sharp turn suddenly.
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>unfortunately he's fucking dead
>the person that moderates the runs did this because its funny!
>he died last week, rip rusty
LMFAO
>>715776563F for Pay respects
damn went to take a piss and missed the trauma dump looks like, any tl;dr's?
>>715776639>there was a dude>he moderated>he died last week>rip
Rusty turned in to the cactus
>>715776639>trauma dumpretard
>>715776621Too many people going out there and catching the tasty ones because they taste good I think
>>715776621FOG (Fish Occupied Government)
>>715776694brother I wasn't there, everyone went off about the dead guy so I assumed it was a trauma dump, which still sounds like it was. Keep ragebaitin tho it's working
>>715776639https://youtu.be/EngzvMC0jzE?t=172
>>715776639Not really a trauma dump. Run ended, guy brought up how there's a wonky way time is called, brought up the mod who decided it to be that way who claimed it was funny to do it that way, and then ended by saying he died earlier this week, RIP my nigga
I wish I clipped it, had to look up how, but was too late.
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>tony hawk's underground
>2
>>715776367>crueltylol nigga they are fish. also iirc fish jaws dont feel pain.
>>715776852Atleast it's a real video game and not some indie slop.
Damn, I really wish that guy who is always posting webms from ESA and GDQ was here; I need a quick walkthrough on how he manages to clip wembs so fucking fast. There were a few notable things in the last hour that I'd like to pass down for posterity.
>>715776961i wish he got the GDQ wrestling live action stuff, some of that was funny.
>>715776961ghetto way of doing it would be to use windows snipping tool and then either an online webm converter that removes the audio track or ffmpeg
post that webm, you know the one
>>715777012>GDQ wrestling live action stuffDid they copy ESA? That was webm quickly after the spyro race people couldn't stop bitching about.
>>715776917I might swat bugs, catch fish and hunt animals, but if I strike one, I make sure to kill it.
>>715777046scuffed resolution, genuine advice
love the juxtaposition
imagine dumping your trauma on video game event
>>715772756Oh, you're talking about that chokocchi chick? The southpark FtM is objectively cuter but the chokocchi chick (who also either ran something or also couched something before ffx) seems cool, like good gf material.
>>715777110It was the AEW run. They had some GDQ guy play the bad guy and rip up signs as everyone boo'd him and shit. The run was ass but it was entertaining, probably my favorite run of the event but everyone else seemed to hate it. The ESA wrestling but was funnier but the AEW was throughout the entire run.
>>715777193Pics/links of both?
>>715777110It was just a coincidence. It was, however, way lamer considering it was GDQ.
>>715777240Probably a brownoid with a micro laptop screen
>>715777240>>715777046so clearly you don't know how resolution works because you just proved my own point
respect the grind tho
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Jewish or balding
>>715777340are you pretending to be retarded or what, the resolutions of his webms are fine. nvm gonna stop replying
>>715777297not trying to look at a fortune cookie paper to look at this man's recording LOL just shrink up the fucking page it's not that hard, was clearly recorded full screen
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>>715777240also more practical advice
this is just on screen recording. for actual good quality+filesize webms you want to use a pre renderer ffmpeg wrapper like https://github.com/argorar/WebMConverter
>>715777228Fair enough, I didn't catch that one and only watch vods on games I actually play.
>>715776935It was great. Definitely worth going back to watch by yourself.
rewarding myself with water for watching this run
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5f5B5IeIyMIaBtm3rzIxwxRrBI74XsAV
>>715777340> you don't know how resolution workswhat did he mean by this
>>715777452remember to hydrate!
What the hell else did we see this ginger dude run earlier in this marathon?
>chirp chirp
>i3000
Never played thug 2 didn't know boost sponsored it.
>no THPS3
>music off
soulless
also AAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why don't they just mod the music to be... anything else?
Danananaaa dananananananana daananaa na danana naa na
>it's just a skill issue on my part
Oh boy, if only all "speedrunners" were as humble...
Nice, this game has floozies.
>>715777565I've also wondered this, but maybe good fitting royalty-free music is hard to find so they don't bother.
>>715777424Thx anon.I've being using flameshot quite a while and this is pretty nice
one time i left the game running on the entire night with my guy doing the darth vader grind around a circle with a cheat enabled that gives you 100% balance
>>715777565A lot of streamers just play their own music since twitch doesn't demonitise livestreams for DMCA
>feel intense nostalgia for 90s and early 00s skate culture, punk-ass kids fucking around on public property with handheld VHS / digital cameras
>feel visceral disgust for social media attention-whores basically doing the same shit now
Also New Orleans is such a good level
Damn, this game is full of floozies.
I gravitate towards games that let you select a lot of characters/customize appearances.
>>715777696I did this with Lost Kingdoms II when I was grinding with that healing tree and vine whip combo.
Hey Tony... it's Bam... why didn't you call me for the Tony Hawk remakes huh...?
>>715777764now you know how the "skateboarding is a crime" crowd felt about 90s kids doing that back in the day
>>715776961if you actually press the clip button on twitch and use it's editing thing, it'd be pretty speedy. easy to download the resulting clip and very quick to convert that to webm
Wait, I though he was going to do a level with shrek. Did I misinterpret what they were saying or did they cut it?
>>715777228Whole thing felt very forced just like the rest of GDQ.
>>715777948For me it's those rental escooters that people ride on. Those things are silent, go way too fast at times on pavements and the riders barely ever wear helmets (even though a law was passed that you need to)
>>715777879>no tony, hear me out.... we build a well, I sit in the bottom and everyone pisses on me>tony whyd you hang up>cahm own man....
>>715778026yeah I get why people didn't like it. it just to me felt way better than all their other segments and attempts at being fun. seeing the gdq staff member as the bad guy, ripping up signs and getting boo'd made me laugh.
requesting a dog shit run so i can go out for an hour with no FoMo
>>715778029they are everywehre even tho i live in a boomerville town with like 5% of demographic being the one that would use them so most times i see them they are on the roadside.
also speaking of scooters, i remember those being popular when i grew up along with bmx bikes and now fatbikes are everywhere which i see in a similar role. its sort of funny seeing this 90s culture come back all zombiefied
>>715778026>Did I misinterpretYes, he said he'd show off Shrek, said he was a cracked PC then showed off Shrek.
Was the MK64 stream not uploaded or something?
>>715778163Yeah, I had a skateboard and one of those non-powered scooters as a kid, too. I never got to much trouble with those since I lived in a backwater village, but now I live in the city, and I cycle everywhere, and those escooters are the bane of my existence.
>>715778117Well, do I have a kaizo Spyro run that was already run on SGDQ this year under the same category for you
>>715778173https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2515611586
>>715778219oh yeah skateboarding was mega popular here (scandinavia) but i think that goes without saying.
>>715778250this would be funnier if it was edited to say European Spyro Assembly, since that would preserve the original joke.
>>715778302I wish I had the kind of skateparks kids have nowdays, but hey, it's nice to see skateboarding still alive and kicking. It really felt like one of those sports that'd just die to obscurity.
>>715778302>scandinaviaDid you go to Ryan's skatepark in Iceland?
>>715778358>it's nice to see skateboarding still alive and kickingOnly if. My town build pretty big skatepark 10 years ago. But it's empty now, because none of the gen alphakids are interested in skating or any kind of sport.
>>715778117>tranny on the couchi'll take it
>>715778517I see enough activity in the one in my town, but I suppose it's built to also support BMX biking and the like, so it's not exclusively skaters
>misaligned layout
>one game significantly darker than the other
bro why
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>half an hour to set up SMW
>race already decided a minute in
>>715778550>>715778556it's the chill tranny so it will be ok
>tendie gayme
>tranny somewhere
Name a more iconic duo
>>715778575It's runner's view.
>>715778584Last 4 runs were under 30 minutes, even the "buffer" game was under almost 5 minutes.
dying on the first world must be the most embarassing thing for a seasoned speedrunner (assuming)
>>715778410>skateparkwe called those "malls"
>>715778680If you go for the fastest strat in the first castle, I think it's decently easy to fuck it up
how did this harmless (besides cultural appropriation) pixel plumber become the poster boy for self harm and mental illness
>>715778680>since we're on cutscene probably a good call for donations
>>715778747>Italian Immigrant who works a job that people don't respect who is made to thanklessly save some woman who doesn't love him, is also a manlet and commits countless murders, knows for a fact that ghosts exist.
>>715778747>(besides cultural appropriation)N I G G E R
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2515622868?t=00h29m40s
If anybody missed it and is interested in the end speech of the fishing game.
>>715778805What the fuck? Stompin' Koopas is a respectable job.
>>715778747you're thinking of a blue hedgehog and it's because his games rely on instant satisfaction over strategy
>>715778886how pertersonian
>>715778876>I CAN'TA DO IT ANYMORE>I GO AROUNDA CRUSHING TURTS, AND YESTERADAY, KOOP TOLD ME HIS UNCLE GOTTA BEAT TO DEATH IN AN ALLEY>I WAS CRUSHING TURTS IN AN ALLEY LUIGI
>Yahshi
why
This is almost as bad as the British people I've seen say M-air-io
>>715779016Mare-e-o is how it's pronounced in Spanish.
>>715779117so what
mario is a wop name
>>715779117Not even close.
Races in a marathon setting have never been a good thing.
>>715779184Oh right, that's how they say it in Bosnian. Spanish was more like Mah-ree-o.
>>715777964Are clips public? I need to clip some heiffers and a ridiculous troon, and I don't want to have to make another twitch account over that nor get banned rom the ASM chat.
With all the chokes Sten is having, Dactyly just might catch up.
>>715778947>you gave away all my private goomba DVD's to charity? mario what the fuck
>>715779385>don't want to get banned from Twitch chat
>>715779317It's basically identical to how it's pronounced in real (non-bogan and non-bong) english other than the small difference in the non-rhotic 'a' sound in spanish.
>>715779485I have a friend who is trying to become a vtumor so I watch her streams. I just made a new account this week after my first one got banned in like 2020 and have never missed having an ccount in the in-between.
>>715779678do not the orb?
dactyly has been catching up little by little
>lose a minute on the first level
>only 20 seconds behind mow
>>715779597Nigga you're not going to get banned from Twitch for a clip.
>make a clip>cut it down in the editor>publish it>save the video>delete the uploaded clip
failed key skip, its completely over
Oh shit, Dogwater starts in about 6 hours. I need to get sleep.
>>715779804My old account got banned for changing the capitalization of my handle.
Dactyly wouldn't even be behind right now if he'd actually hit the checkpoint tape in the very first level, correct?
>>715779845I'm still mad they nuked little witch nobeta out of the schedule
>>715779917He lost a minute, though might not have gone for harder gaps.
oh wow fucking spyro again
>>715779968Nigga be for real
>spyro next
Good, I had withdrawal already
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>Spyro
It was a marginally interesting race for like the 3 minutes where the guy caught up to within less than 20 seconds, and then he choked the strat and it went back to being boring. Also, another audience heiffer spotted.
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>>715779385clips and who made them are public, but you can delete/hide them. the channel owner (maybe mods?) will still be able to see what you clipped and what/if you titled it. however i think you can just download the clip before publishing it, and that will be safe
how come all these literals whos get multiple runs but legendary werster only gets one (1)
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yeah im tuning in
>>715780286he did two a few days ago
Do you think the tranny with the camera thinks they're fooling anyone?
>>715780337yeah
that's a 7/10 in straya
I hope Drakengard tomorrow is cool
>>715780397I swear it was on schedule but now it's not even in declined runs
>>715780271>not the RTA-friendly edit
>>715780286Well he also got a big chunk of the mario kart run, and that was fun.
>>715780337The celeste runner who keeps getting his mic turned down for being loud and obnoxious? With enough mental illness I think the distinction loses all meaning.
>no pronouns
men bros we're so back
this good enough? I started working on it during the Tony Hawk run. I'm sad I missed all the runs this morning
>SSMBStuff
Damn haven't thought about him in years
>>715780591He still streams sometimes.
>>715780591I believe he went full schizo
>wake up
>there is another spyro run
like pottery
>>715780506Dogwater is innocent. You were ticking of BSG. I had the same thought as you so I checked the events I marked on the calendar.
https://oengus.io/marathon/bsg2025/schedule/01
>>715780580lol wtf happened
trying again
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>wake up
>Spyro
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP!
Does ASG post the raw VODs eventually? They either took down or never posted the Tunic run (and they even wrote it out of the schedule completely).
>>715781217Much improved.
>>715781041Ah ok, there it is, thanks anon
>>715781315What happened during the Tunic run? If it happened and they censored it out of existence, it must've been good.
>>715781280>>715781035Sleep for two more days and another one will manifest itself
>>715781315They didn't make a twitch highlight of it so no
>>715781361I think the upload fucked up because I copied it from GIMP instead of saving it first. I used to be able to do that with no issues...
>>715781484>>715759867>>715781558FUCK, not only was it an amazing trainwreck but there was something I needed from the audience cam after the run.
>>715781558>gimpoh no no no
>>715781647you can just rewind the youtube stream
>wake up
>there's another spyro run
>>715781315Someone download that run please for archival sake. Even trainerecks shouldn't get unpersoned lmao.
>>715780591>>715780619>>715780934he did a crash 2 stream yesterday in honour of dustiel
>been asleep for a month
>wake up
>spyro
WTF!!?!?!?!
>>715781315https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2514336982?t=27h14m12s
>>715782143Huh, how did you get the actual video ID? I don't really get twitch's user interface.
>>715782234Broadcasts, click on the chapters. It looks like they definitely skipped it but the full vod is still up.
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>>715781315>they even wrote it out of the schedule completely?
Anyway, it looks to have been skipped on the highlights, and they just now uploaded Celeste, so we'll see if they skip it on Youtube too for confirmation. Maybe it was so bad the runner requested it not be uploaded.
https://www.youtube.com/@AusSpeedruns/videos
have any of you played this romhack?
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>>715781805I have it just in case.
>finish ESA
>GDQ intro leaves me comatose for a week
>wake up in time for the tail end if ASM
>another spyro run
???
>>715782430yes, failed the flight on sunny villa for an hour and stopped playing
>tune in
>it's fucking Spyro again
God fucking damnit.
>getting his own egg after the run
kino
>>715782572>cracks his egg live on streamI didn't need to see that
I finally got it by using a screenshare app off the youtube stream, which is no small part of why this is janky as fuck. Anyway, look at the feminine posture, mannerisms, and biomechanics of this strong independent woman.
>>715782384Oh, I've been using
https://horaro.org/asm2025/schedule
because the normal schedule website is doing something crazy on my computer. The schedule there was changed completely but for some reason tunix was wiped off it and replaced with code lyoko, which never actually happened.
>>715782638code lyoko was always on the schedule
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>want to watch Tunic cringe kino run
>don't want to spoil the game to myself before I play it
what do
>>715782750I don't remember seeing it, but it's not a game I'm familiar with so maybe I just forgot. But Tunic for sure was on the schedule and now is missing from the horaro scedule.
>>715782807It was an any% run that skipped 90% of the actual game as far as I could tell. I haven't played tunic though so take my impression with a grain of salt.
>>715782638>youtube seek bar in the webm>it's paused at the begging>unpauses, has the youtube loading symbol>the webm is someone picking up some plushies>pauses at the end, youtube seek bar againall that scuff for someone picking up plushies?
do you think they'll try running tunic back?
how did they get jesus to appear on this event??
>>715782807You won't get spoiled on the really important bits, and it's still very much worth playing for the Lifeformed soundtrack.
GDQ
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Love this bastards.
>any last words?
>Nah, not really.
>shaving heads
what's this humilliation ritual for? I saw ESA do the same...
Fuck it's nice to hear some casual swearing without everyone being a bitch about it
>1cc
lol invalid run incoming
>>715783092People lose all their hair when they get chemo for cancer, and this is a charity event for cancer. You're thinking of GDQ where there is no connection between the event and the charity.
>>715783092normal charity activity something gdq jews know nothing about
>>715782851>>715782979Just found a way to download a part of a vod (not downloading the whole 26 hours thing), will push Tunic to the top of my playlist and savor the kino after.
>>715783092ESA did it because Edenal is an attention whore.
>>715782974Somebody needs to save the frames.
oh god all those trannies arriving at once
Don't forget to stay hydrated and go grab a snack!
>>715783092https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWHJFejDi7g
It's charity stuff, additional ways to raise awareness and incentivize donations
>>715783187Shows how out of touch some anons are that they don't know this is a common enough thing for a "If you raise this much" charity thing.
I thought the obesity crisis was limited to america
>>715783380>Dad, I got a job as a bartender
>>715783092Shaving your head is probably the most common cancer charity thing to do. Are you retarded?
>>715783380actually beer dehydrates more than hydrate
>>715783490yeah i'm not a carlton dry fan myself
>>715783478Australia is almost as bad, especially on the mainland.
>>715783637>mainlandwhat's the offland
>>715783478aus urban sprawled super hard so cars were required which means little walking
>>715783704Tasmania. The place that was settled before 99% of the mainland.
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>>715783637>tas degenerate thinking he's better than the rest of us
>>715783230What's the method? I wanted to rewatch the run since I missed the last couple minutes when they finally killed it off completely.
>>715782860Here, maybe this will be easier on your dysphoria or whatever.
>>715783478I should make a supercut of all the heiffers, there have been so many.
>>715783727that makes a lot of sense actually.
>>715783827I am better than any mainlander.
>>715783380My dad sends me youtube shorts like this with the caption "This real?" all the time now because he got tricked by an ai generated woman
>>715783834>What's the method?I'm actually not sure if it works as intended -- still takes quite some, but
>ffmpeg -ss 00:00:01 -to 00:00:10 $(yt-dlp -g twitch.tv/videos/0000000) ./partial_run.mp4
>>715783938hyper neo geo 64 is a very delicate machine. you can't just plug it in willy nilly
Just finished reading the fisherman's bait part of the thread and the moderator that died was Dustiel, a Crash Bandicoot runner (2, 3, Twinsansity, Crash Bash) & top tier Tekken player. He died of a seizure at the age of 29
>star ocean 2 music
holy based
>>715783938Hey, you take a crack at it with hands like that
GET ON WITH IT, YOU'RE ALREADY LATE
>>715783960That's oddly wholesome.
>>715783998That's a sucky way to go
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>>715783637tasmania isn't much better or worse. darker blue is fatter
>>715783838yeah, the inner parts of the cities are okay. the country is fucked unless your job involves a lot of movement, and even then you can get rather rotund thanks to fast food
>people are having fun at the event
How's that allowed?
>Virtual Ontario
what would that game be like
>>715784118Every mainlander who moves here is obese or a Greenie (AIDS). Either way, they're a drain on our healthcare system.
>>715784118So this event is being held in the skinny part of australia, adelaide? Grim.
>>715784182it's virtual ON
Aaand the tech is fucked up again.
Good start
Thanks hyper neo geo 64
The Hyper Neo Geo 64 is a precocious machine, it seems.
>>715784272neo geo machine broke, went to the next game to get the segment going
That dude's mic isn't even on. My god this fucking tech crew.
>>715784295they'll probably just come back to it
>>715782932>>715783834don't be mad i called out the webm for being shit. if you're going to make one, at least try to do it properly
>>715784223(...I know, but that's how he pronounced it when he was making fun of the game having a wordy name)
kek what the fuck is this
>game so fast you could piss and miss the run completely
>shit game
>made by brits
Who would have guessed.
For the past two days any time I tuned in it was either a several hours long rpg run or a tranny on screen.
>>715784364And no tech time between the runs whatsoever. They didn't even put on the intermission screen.
These short filler runs are a great idea.
>>715784351Do you have a complaint about the current webm or is the estrogen making you emotional?
>she/her
>she/they
See you guys in a bit
>>715784430the gimmick for the next hour is that they'll try to beat 10 games within an hour, one of them is already done
this old man know some moves
>>715784437Flash games relay and shit games relays at ESS were great.
They should really have the combined time up as well.
>>715784449They arent even on a silk dress.
What do you mean, you've got time? You troony fuck, this is a team event, you go as fast as you can to make it easier for the legs that follow.
>>715784469Damn, that's awesome.
holy fuck the clutch there
Almost choked that one so hard a single hit from victory.
>>715784430>no tech time between the runs whatsoeverThis kills the tech team.
>the lady's mech poses ladylike
Kawaii...
The Virtual On games got really fucking weird.
>>715784818Would handle with care
That sexy robot did a kazemon love tap.
SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW
kek this is great. scuff and all
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This tech crew better be unpaid volunteered.
Actually impressive run considered the meme segment
>i normally need an audio cue for this bit
>does it anyway muted
based
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>>715785060It's one guy and he says he's sorry
>>715784531Damn, I could destroy these people, I should submit my Typing of the Dead run.
this guy is 28 seconds behind world record
that's 33rd place
>live sound effects
Holy soul.
Imagine a room full of drunk aussies cheering on your run, must be great
any bakers? If not, I got it
>>715785264time is relative
>"Suuuuck, my-" sorry, I'm not gonna finish that
>>715785264>33Out of 120.
kino
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>>715785341If you bake, make sure to put the typo back in; it's tradition at this point.
>>715785306>room full of drunk aussies making chimp noises and DKC damage grunts
>>715785341i shant be baking
he must be crazy at candy crush
>>715785416>>715785521Should I use the original schedule or the horaro one?
I fucking LOVE Panel de Pon.
>>715785601Just put both with a note to use the horaro one if the official one is causing browser lag/high cpu usage.
>we'll never ever see money puzzle exchanger again
One of the great ESA3 (real tournament room) streams
love learning about type matchups like this
>>715785680You know exactly what kind of reply you're baiting for.
Wait, the types actually do matter? Why'd he use pikachu against erika then?
>>715785806Because it's good against everything, but the Giovanni.
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>>715785060not only is he unpaid but he probably also had to pay for a ticket to the event to boot.
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