Thread 715771975

Now: Animal Well
Next: Mario Kart 64
Later: Fisherman's Bait 2

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Schedule: https://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2025/schedule


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>>715771975 (OP)
Thank you

more like animal bell cause this game is dong

ecker bear lab leak

nigga that game was nuts

mega underestimate

>>715772032
Posting again for the mig since I can't unsee it

>>715772067
I'll take a pound of nuts.

I loved Animal Well. :-)

I think I'm pretty bored of the "seemingly ordinary game turns out to be DARK AND DISTURBING" trope

>>715771975 (OP)
>MARATHON
ruined by the all caps

I've met Wed. Nice guy, and a breath of fresh air with the absolute state of this hobby in current year.

>>715772260
this game is spooky from the get-go, barring the cute-ish player character

Damn Grognok is cooking today. Sick runs.

animal well well well congrats on the underestimate

damn that's a double underestimate

>>715772260
it's not even that, the game is just "spooky" but doesn't really do anything with it

>nails the just-frame skip on the first try and clears the game in less than half of the allotted time
Based.

as much as I loved the golden sun run, that was definitely the best run in terms of gameplay

>Mario Kart 64
please be a good run!

>I had the best fucking night of my entire fucking life
Think of the advertisers!

FEMALE!!! FEMALE!!!!!!

ah shit here we go again. And Werster is on the couch to berate her again lol

Cute.

that's a big sheila

Peach sisters...

IM A HEADBANGA

grim

its over

Nice rack.

Okay, we might have a trainwreck kino on our hands.

I'd

milk

do you think she'd let you suckle while she runs Mario Kart 64 and explains her tech to you in a low soothing voice

Damn, I missed the mig. LaceyStripes is a FUCKING UNIT. Is she the heiffer whose ass I was checking out in the last thread?

Oh just in time for this run again LOL. The bants last time were brutal.

i think i might just be fucked up after watching trannies all day but god damn id smash that and make sure she keeps that sweater on amirite ahahahahahhhhhh

help me

>>715773010
Imagine the Australian Rules Footballers she could produce.

>>715772957
that's the price of having a real woman runner

>turn volume to 100% with headphones
>still fucking low
Is there an amplifier extension for Youtube? Fucking hell is the tech dude asleep?

>>715773078
there's an extension for every browser to boost audio

This is why GDQ is better

>woman who can't drive getting eviscerated by werster on the couch
good run

>Mario Kart 64
>All Cups (Skipless)

>>715772784
>bio woman
>mario kart "speedrunner"
name a more iconic duo

>>715773140
it's skip, less

LMAOOOO

holy kino

Wait
Did she really leave?

KEK

>failing basic shortcuts a kid could do

wait wtf is this staged holy shit did she just crash out

What the fuck happened where is my qt???

HOLY SHIT, PEAK KINO

>>715773107
>Volume Booster for YouTube™
>set to 4
>no difference
fuck! which firefox one doesn't suck?!

STAGED BIT ALERT

>the good news is we might finish underestimate
lol

>Werster takes over
>immediately gets dog shit item RNG
amazing

WERST TIME

>>715773078
Anon, your issue might be your headphones.

Did she unironically just get pissed off and leave?

>>715773204
oh nvm it was off by default. ASM is saved!

Is this scripted? I can't tell anymore.

FIRST TRY LMAOOOOOO

Now this is what speedrunning is all about.

>>715773071
On top of that I think she might be a real example of the mythical "fat chick with a great personality" archetype.

>>715773204
Takes a couple of braincells and seconds to setup but something like voice meeter banana or equalizer apo can jack up the audio

FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE

>>715773257
Nah I think its a relay and that was a bit

Whoa, the voice clips in the jap version are just some random dude instead of mario. That's very unsettling.

I can't even tell if this is a bit or genuine but holy fuck am I all for it

>Lacey is roasting Werster now
GDQ would never.

>>715773257
No. She had this run last year with Werster shittalking her the entire time. This is definitely a bit where she gives up and gets to shit talk him from the couch now

>>715771975 (OP)
>Australian
You spelt Autistic wrong

>>715773349
I think they're just dicking around by running with something that came up organically.

>has glasses on coming back to couch
>crying most likely

NAH

>>715773363
I need this qt in my life, please.

How as the Pokemon run? I missed it earlier.

What a chad: just got read a description of the skip and pulled it off in real time to still get 1st.

>>715773386
I agree, but some OG cringe would be sooooo fucking good

Australians have such great humor.

I don't care if it's staged.
I'm having a laugh.

>>715773431
Werster bumped his DS on the table and fucked up his run.

>>715773431
He lost.
But his opponent didn't win either, so there's that.

>>715772131
That's a lot of nuts.

You think they doubleteam her?

>>715773431
Pure kino trainwreck
>werster gets ahead
>gets screwed by RNG
>this happens like three times until his game just crashes
>he hasn't been saving
>starts loading random backup saves from completely different categories and starts stitching together something resembling a run using glitches
>somehow, after all this, they line back up on the last fight they were able to get to before time

>>715773431
Invalid run won and the other runner ragequitted on a crit.

>'tendi game
need i say the rest

>>715773523
Kino?

kek why was he rooting for Luigi to pass up Peach?

Mission accomplished

>>715773498
Why are his ASM runs alawys trainwrecks?

>Mario Kart 64 pc port comes out
>no one gives a shit

guys this backhanded shit makes me think this is genuine idk, look at the body language of the other guy he seems mad uncomfortable. like i said either way i am all for it either way

Jesus christ he is so good.

>>715773498
>somehow, after all this, they line back up on the last fight
And jt was doing solo gyra at that point anyway while werst was actually still pulling the category.

>>715773565
Cause it's lacy's favorite character for MK. So he wanted to see peach fail in spite.

did they just bully her off the run

imagine these runners trying to play wipeout

>Werster gives up
lmao

>>715773665
He offered the controller back.

aight it's a bit

She is so fucking hot and seems like a nice girl who can bantz. Seriously how to get a gf like that.

FUCK i missed the chick running

>>715773665
No they're playing a relay lowkey, as the guy just bumped werster off, exactly after he failed like when lacey did, but it's a bit and they're all in on it. Autist.

>>715773665
Pretty sure it's just a shitpost filler run.
So they are making the best of it, idk if any of them are actually good at this game, but it was just something that dabbled in.

girls can't play games?

So turns out this is just a skip showcase comedy bit and not an actual speedrun, I guess?

>>715773709
If you're into fat chicks it's really easy.

>>715773782
How fat are we talking

>>715773760
they're stalling for time as the animal well run went 20 minutes under

>>715773609
LOL I thought that might be the reason
>>715773760
that's what it was last year as well but this time its not just her being on the receiving end the entire time

>>715773709
Ask werster.

>>715773782
I am, so tell me how.

>>715773760
>mfw/yfw she didn't get bullied and it was all banter

does she actually not know how to do skips?

My god he turned that into a nail-biter.

>>715773798
Well if you find this >>715773010 "fucking hot" so I guess you found your sweet spot.
>>715773868
Just bee you'reself.

>>715773760
understand this run is entertainment first, speedrun second, donations third

>>715773827
Ask werster's brother.

>>715773925
I genuinely don't know she is saying the most backhanded shit but they play it off as banter. Sounds pretty rude half the time though. I think they genuinely pissed her off. I'll check in at the end of the run and give my armchair psychiatric services

>look at the schedule
>non games and multi hour rpg runs continue
grim

>>715773989
>Sounds pretty rude half the time though.
you must come from a really soft country, this is casual.

>you know what's worse? no skips at all
I know it's winter but that shits ice cold

kek she's talking so much shit, needs correction

>P is for Park, R is Reverse
>A is for Asshole
>Its actually for Automatic btw
>it also stands for Alpha which you aren't
>If you finish it you get Alphabet, which you don't know how to read
love the bants

>>715774034
It's the body language and the reactions. It doesn't come off as banter. Also the fact she isn't willing to play again. I'm not soft but I can tell when someone is genuinely upset

>>715774091
ok autismo

>>715774031
>multi hour rpg runs

>>715773050
She seems like she'd be fun in bed and those melons are literally the size of melons.

>>715774034
He is throwing too many back to back for it to come off fun and friendly.

>>715774091
They are all clearly having a good time. You are a massive pussy.

>maybe i'll hit a time warp to a world where you're good at this game
kek

last years mario kart 64 was soul too

SHE IS SO HOT OMG

Shame she's into group sex and shit.

MILKERS

>>715774091
>sHe IsN't WiLlInG tO pLaY aGaIn

>>715774091
I imagine you can perfectly read lips too and you're a stone cold killer.

>>715774031
>multi hour rpg runs

What do you feed your sheilas over there, strayans?

Run saved!

>>715774091
Protip: The harsher the banter the less serious it is.

>>715774310
weet bix and vegemite

The only thing aussies are associated with on this site is banter and yet autists still can't recognize it when they see it

>>715773078
Look up the FrankerFaceZ userscript. I started using it today and it fixed the issue for me since their incompetent tech crew won't.

>>715774310
Hungry Jacks

She doesn't same fat, just top heavy. Or thicc as the kids say. She's a 10/10 get compared to the ratty bogan slappers you usually get around here

>>715774432
You underestimate how many newfags are there.

I like that she's tactically hitting every single banana

>>715774321
>Run saved!
it was literally never over, fucking faggot weeb
>>715774458
considering this lass is your national treasure I have to assume you aren't being facetious

>>715774458
Wait until she turns around.

>>715774458
She cute.
And sexy.

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

>>715774536

Genuinely embarassing post mate.

>>715774568
Looks Bosnian.

Underestimate!

>finally under estimate for your first time ever
jesus christ kek

kinopio kino

By a large margin the most fun run of the marathon even if it was technically scuffed as all hell.

>Fisherman's Bait 2 run co-hosted by Raikou
They let anyone run stuff at these events, huh

Good fucking shit getting it at the end and Underestimate!

>it was a bit but also you are really bad
damn

>>715774091
>In case it wasn't obvious, it was a bit
Oh no no no...

THAT BADONKADONK

You guys should check out her run last year with Werster and others shit talking her for its entirety. Top tier banter and a lot of good laughs

Autistic girl and normalfag girl both in the front row?

>>715774831
They left with Lacey. The biological females gather in cliques to fend off the troons.

>>715774831
*Transbian on the left (literally me)

>>715774831
What a cutie on the right

>>715774787
Does she have OF or other porn sites?

>>715774937
she does not sir

>>715774937
I don't know fag. I was just here for her run last year

>>715774896
I imagine Lacey is the alpha, she eats most of the feast, the semi fat on the right gets the scraps and the skelly gets to eat everything that falls off the table.

>>715774432
To be completely honest, you don't normally see this kind of "friendly" banter between males and females.

There's a quartet of sheilas in the audience including lacey who are for sure over a thousand pounds combined. Hope this event is on the first floor.

Kino

gdq could never

the size of this lad

great day for kino

lul

>>715775174
>To be completely honest, you don't normally see this kind of "friendly" banter between males and females.
I'm telling you they're both fucking her.

its kino im afraid

Holy kino

EXCITING BASS
WORLD MONSTERS

>>715774791
damn lora-generated sayaka...

>>715775185
Pics?

>>715775251
>>715775174
>they don't have any female friends
grim

>>715775219
>a bit that didn't take 20 minutes of personal takes and shitty party games
You're right GDQ could never. They would argue this takes away from the focus of the marathon and then ban them for thinking anyone but them can entertain the crowd.

Who knew fishing could be this extreme.

wmf?

>>715774896
The one on the right is also part of their group. There's four of them moving together and that dummy thicc redhead is the smallest of the four.

HUEG

>197kg
What are they feeding these fish?
>holding up the fish one handed
How roided are these fishers?

>>715775468
>roiding for fish

>>715775468
I like to believe the fishers are Keith Martin and Robert Baxter from Time Crisis 2

>>715775303
Unfortunately I was late on the screenshot so you can't really see them very well, but I was planning to go back for some screenshots or webms later. There's enough days left of ASM that I should be able to post them eventually.

if you've never fished irl you are not western

>no line crossing mechanic that makes you untangle your lines for 10 minutes

0/10

>>715775812
they're just that good

>>715775768
I've caught a few fish but I'm not a fan of setting up hooks and unhooking catches

>>715775398
you posted this in the gdq thread on that other fishing game you fucker I remember you. You cum to feet or what?

pls come to brazil

>peaCOCK bASS
>"biiiiig"

>>715775870

No fish.

>>715775853
my dad took me fishing and did all that. i just threw the line and reeled the fish in.

>>715776021
>Both pics he posted has bare feet in them
Hmmmmm.

>>715776021
alright you get a pass for now, I too enjoy a good fish.

I never understand those people who fish and release the fish
Like sure, maybe yeah if the fish is too small to bother eating, but I fish with the expectation that I'll eat whatever I manage to catch

Why does this game take place in a post-apocalyptic New York City? What does that add to a fishing game, exactly?

>>715776052
>>715776021
oh damn didn't see the last one in the chair was about to give a pass too THE HUBRIS

>>715776115
I've never fished somewhere that let you eat the fish. you get a fine usually.

>>715776119
LARGE

>ive got revenge
RIP steve

>world ending
>for god's sake, i just want to fish

>New York down!
And nothing of value was lost.

>>715776115
Depends where you live because most of the tasty fish have regulations against catching and eating them.

Just hold up your 483kg fish with one hand, no biggie

>>715776115
for some it's just a sport, they're not there to eat

>chinese level
>chopstick music starts playing

Looks about right on New York.

>>715776257
I suppose there might be that, but at that point I'd check ahead of time that the lake doesn't have any fish that are off limits. Probably different deal in places where there's fewer places to fish at

>>715776291
And that's the part I don't quite get, I find it kind of unnecessary cruelty since those wounds could prove problematic long term for the fish

Sitting at the edge of the World just fishing. Now that's comfy.

>>715776257
>not having a fully loaded gun ready for the next game warden that approaches you

>>715776115
>Like sure, maybe yeah if the fish is too small
this hilariously stupid practice has resulted in smaller fish everywhere because adult fishlets keep getting released to go on and spread their genes. everyone bred worse fish

LARGE

>>715776420
Unfortunately I lost all my guns in a boating accident

>>715776436
I've rarely released a fish if I caught it with a rod, but when catching fish with a trap, that's usually when I release the small fry

Anyone catch that loud fart about 4 minutes ago?

Lol jesus christ

>dude died a few days ago
well that took a sharp turn suddenly.

RATE THE FISHING

>yeah he died

Oh, OK.

>the person that moderates the runs did this because its funny!
>he died last week, rip rusty
LMFAO

That took a turn

>>715776148
>>715776257
Why's that?

>>715776563
F for Pay respects

damn went to take a piss and missed the trauma dump looks like, any tl;dr's?

>>715776639
>there was a dude
>he moderated
>he died last week
>rip

Rusty turned in to the cactus

>>715776639
>trauma dump
retard

>>715776587
>>715776639
5 seconds too soon

>>715776639
he died

>>715776621
Too many people going out there and catching the tasty ones because they taste good I think

>>715776621
FOG (Fish Occupied Government)

>>715776694
brother I wasn't there, everyone went off about the dead guy so I assumed it was a trauma dump, which still sounds like it was. Keep ragebaitin tho it's working

>>715776639
https://youtu.be/EngzvMC0jzE?t=172

>>715776639
Not really a trauma dump. Run ended, guy brought up how there's a wonky way time is called, brought up the mod who decided it to be that way who claimed it was funny to do it that way, and then ended by saying he died earlier this week, RIP my nigga

I wish I clipped it, had to look up how, but was too late.

>>715776698
>5 seconds
>>715776776
retard

>tony hawk's underground
>2

>>715776367
>cruelty
lol nigga they are fish. also iirc fish jaws dont feel pain.

>>715776852
Atleast it's a real video game and not some indie slop.

>missed mario kart
aw man

Damn, I really wish that guy who is always posting webms from ESA and GDQ was here; I need a quick walkthrough on how he manages to clip wembs so fucking fast. There were a few notable things in the last hour that I'd like to pass down for posterity.

>>715776961
i wish he got the GDQ wrestling live action stuff, some of that was funny.

>>715776961
ghetto way of doing it would be to use windows snipping tool and then either an online webm converter that removes the audio track or ffmpeg

post that webm, you know the one

>>715777012
>GDQ wrestling live action stuff
Did they copy ESA? That was webm quickly after the spyro race people couldn't stop bitching about.

>>715776917
I might swat bugs, catch fish and hunt animals, but if I strike one, I make sure to kill it.

>>715776961
mpv script.

>>715777046
scuffed resolution, genuine advice

love the juxtaposition

imagine dumping your trauma on video game event

>>715772756
Oh, you're talking about that chokocchi chick? The southpark FtM is objectively cuter but the chokocchi chick (who also either ran something or also couched something before ffx) seems cool, like good gf material.

>>715777110
It was the AEW run. They had some GDQ guy play the bad guy and rip up signs as everyone boo'd him and shit. The run was ass but it was entertaining, probably my favorite run of the event but everyone else seemed to hate it. The ESA wrestling but was funnier but the AEW was throughout the entire run.

>>715777193
Pics/links of both?

>>715777110
It was just a coincidence. It was, however, way lamer considering it was GDQ.

>>715777240
Probably a brownoid with a micro laptop screen

>>715777240
>>715777046
so clearly you don't know how resolution works because you just proved my own point

respect the grind tho

Jewish or balding

>>715777340
are you pretending to be retarded or what, the resolutions of his webms are fine. nvm gonna stop replying

troon-free run
KINO

>>715777297
not trying to look at a fortune cookie paper to look at this man's recording LOL just shrink up the fucking page it's not that hard, was clearly recorded full screen

>>715777240
also more practical advice

this is just on screen recording. for actual good quality+filesize webms you want to use a pre renderer ffmpeg wrapper like https://github.com/argorar/WebMConverter

>>715777228
Fair enough, I didn't catch that one and only watch vods on games I actually play.

>>715776935
It was great. Definitely worth going back to watch by yourself.

rewarding myself with water for watching this run

>>715777340
> you don't know how resolution works
what did he mean by this

>>715777452
remember to hydrate!

What the hell else did we see this ginger dude run earlier in this marathon?

>chirp chirp
>i3000
Never played thug 2 didn't know boost sponsored it.

>>715777512
RAGE

>no THPS3
>music off
soulless

also AAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why don't they just mod the music to be... anything else?

Danananaaa dananananananana daananaa na danana naa na

earth rockers unite

>it's just a skill issue on my part
Oh boy, if only all "speedrunners" were as humble...

Nice, this game has floozies.

>>715777565
I've also wondered this, but maybe good fitting royalty-free music is hard to find so they don't bother.

>>715777424
Thx anon.I've being using flameshot quite a while and this is pretty nice

one time i left the game running on the entire night with my guy doing the darth vader grind around a circle with a cheat enabled that gives you 100% balance

>>715777565
A lot of streamers just play their own music since twitch doesn't demonitise livestreams for DMCA

>feel intense nostalgia for 90s and early 00s skate culture, punk-ass kids fucking around on public property with handheld VHS / digital cameras
>feel visceral disgust for social media attention-whores basically doing the same shit now
Also New Orleans is such a good level

Damn, this game is full of floozies.

I gravitate towards games that let you select a lot of characters/customize appearances.
>>715777696
I did this with Lost Kingdoms II when I was grinding with that healing tree and vine whip combo.

Hey Tony... it's Bam... why didn't you call me for the Tony Hawk remakes huh...?

SHREK 2

kek

w run incoming

>>715777764
now you know how the "skateboarding is a crime" crowd felt about 90s kids doing that back in the day

>>715776961
if you actually press the clip button on twitch and use it's editing thing, it'd be pretty speedy. easy to download the resulting clip and very quick to convert that to webm

Wait, I though he was going to do a level with shrek. Did I misinterpret what they were saying or did they cut it?

>>715777228
Whole thing felt very forced just like the rest of GDQ.

>>715777948
For me it's those rental escooters that people ride on. Those things are silent, go way too fast at times on pavements and the riders barely ever wear helmets (even though a law was passed that you need to)

>>715777879
>no tony, hear me out.... we build a well, I sit in the bottom and everyone pisses on me
>tony whyd you hang up
>cahm own man....

>>715778026
yeah I get why people didn't like it. it just to me felt way better than all their other segments and attempts at being fun. seeing the gdq staff member as the bad guy, ripping up signs and getting boo'd made me laugh.

requesting a dog shit run so i can go out for an hour with no FoMo

>>715778029
they are everywehre even tho i live in a boomerville town with like 5% of demographic being the one that would use them so most times i see them they are on the roadside.

also speaking of scooters, i remember those being popular when i grew up along with bmx bikes and now fatbikes are everywhere which i see in a similar role. its sort of funny seeing this 90s culture come back all zombiefied

>>715778026
>Did I misinterpret
Yes, he said he'd show off Shrek, said he was a cracked PC then showed off Shrek.

Was the MK64 stream not uploaded or something?

>>715778163
Yeah, I had a skateboard and one of those non-powered scooters as a kid, too. I never got to much trouble with those since I lived in a backwater village, but now I live in the city, and I cycle everywhere, and those escooters are the bane of my existence.

>>715778117
Well, do I have a kaizo Spyro run that was already run on SGDQ this year under the same category for you

>>715778173
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2515611586

>>715778219
oh yeah skateboarding was mega popular here (scandinavia) but i think that goes without saying.

>>715778250
this would be funnier if it was edited to say European Spyro Assembly, since that would preserve the original joke.

>>715778302
I wish I had the kind of skateparks kids have nowdays, but hey, it's nice to see skateboarding still alive and kicking. It really felt like one of those sports that'd just die to obscurity.

>>715778302
>scandinavia
Did you go to Ryan's skatepark in Iceland?

>>715778358
>it's nice to see skateboarding still alive and kicking
Only if. My town build pretty big skatepark 10 years ago. But it's empty now, because none of the gen alphakids are interested in skating or any kind of sport.

>>715778117
>tranny on the couch
i'll take it

>>715778517
I see enough activity in the one in my town, but I suppose it's built to also support BMX biking and the like, so it's not exclusively skaters

>SMW race
:D
>tranny
:(

>misaligned layout
>one game significantly darker than the other
bro why

It's over beyond belief

Nice race lmao

>>715778550
>>715778556
it's the chill tranny so it will be ok

CHOKE

>tendie gayme
>tranny somewhere
Name a more iconic duo

>>715778575
It's runner's view.
>>715778584
Last 4 runs were under 30 minutes, even the "buffer" game was under almost 5 minutes.

>>715778575
SOUL

dying on the first world must be the most embarassing thing for a seasoned speedrunner (assuming)

>>715778410
>skatepark
we called those "malls"

>>715778680
If you go for the fastest strat in the first castle, I think it's decently easy to fuck it up

how did this harmless (besides cultural appropriation) pixel plumber become the poster boy for self harm and mental illness

>>715778680
>since we're on cutscene probably a good call for donations

>>715778747
>Italian Immigrant who works a job that people don't respect who is made to thanklessly save some woman who doesn't love him, is also a manlet and commits countless murders, knows for a fact that ghosts exist.

>>715778747
>(besides cultural appropriation)
N I G G E R

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2515622868?t=00h29m40s
If anybody missed it and is interested in the end speech of the fishing game.

>>715778805
What the fuck? Stompin' Koopas is a respectable job.

>>715778747
you're thinking of a blue hedgehog and it's because his games rely on instant satisfaction over strategy

>>715778886
how pertersonian

>>715778876
>I CAN'TA DO IT ANYMORE
>I GO AROUNDA CRUSHING TURTS, AND YESTERADAY, KOOP TOLD ME HIS UNCLE GOTTA BEAT TO DEATH IN AN ALLEY
>I WAS CRUSHING TURTS IN AN ALLEY LUIGI

>Yahshi
why
This is almost as bad as the British people I've seen say M-air-io

>>715779016
Mare-e-o is how it's pronounced in Spanish.

what a close race

>>715779117
so what
mario is a wop name

>>715779117
Not even close.

Races in a marathon setting have never been a good thing.

>>715779185
false

>>715778947
kek

>>715779184
Oh right, that's how they say it in Bosnian. Spanish was more like Mah-ree-o.

>>715777964
Are clips public? I need to clip some heiffers and a ridiculous troon, and I don't want to have to make another twitch account over that nor get banned rom the ASM chat.

With all the chokes Sten is having, Dactyly just might catch up.

>>715778947
>you gave away all my private goomba DVD's to charity? mario what the fuck

>>715779385
>don't want to get banned from Twitch chat

>>715779317
It's basically identical to how it's pronounced in real (non-bogan and non-bong) english other than the small difference in the non-rhotic 'a' sound in spanish.

>>715779485
I have a friend who is trying to become a vtumor so I watch her streams. I just made a new account this week after my first one got banned in like 2020 and have never missed having an ccount in the in-between.

>orb
DO NOT

>>715779678
do not the orb?

dactyly has been catching up little by little

>lose a minute on the first level
>only 20 seconds behind mow

nevermind, I cursed him

>>715779597
Nigga you're not going to get banned from Twitch for a clip.
>make a clip
>cut it down in the editor
>publish it
>save the video
>delete the uploaded clip

failed key skip, its completely over

>>715779768
>>715779790
kek

Oh shit, Dogwater starts in about 6 hours. I need to get sleep.

>>715779804
My old account got banned for changing the capitalization of my handle.

Dactyly wouldn't even be behind right now if he'd actually hit the checkpoint tape in the very first level, correct?

kwab

>>715779845
I'm still mad they nuked little witch nobeta out of the schedule

>>715779917
He lost a minute, though might not have gone for harder gaps.

oh wow fucking spyro again

>>715779968
Nigga be for real

>spyro next
Good, I had withdrawal already

It was a marginally interesting race for like the 3 minutes where the guy caught up to within less than 20 seconds, and then he choked the strat and it went back to being boring. Also, another audience heiffer spotted.

>>715779385
clips and who made them are public, but you can delete/hide them. the channel owner (maybe mods?) will still be able to see what you clipped and what/if you titled it. however i think you can just download the clip before publishing it, and that will be safe

how come all these literals whos get multiple runs but legendary werster only gets one (1)

yeah im tuning in

>>715780286
he did two a few days ago

Do you think the tranny with the camera thinks they're fooling anyone?

>>715779968
They did??

>>715780337
yeah
that's a 7/10 in straya

I hope Drakengard tomorrow is cool

>>715780397
I swear it was on schedule but now it's not even in declined runs

>>715780271
>not the RTA-friendly edit

>>715780286
Well he also got a big chunk of the mario kart run, and that was fun.

>>715780337
The celeste runner who keeps getting his mic turned down for being loud and obnoxious? With enough mental illness I think the distinction loses all meaning.

>no pronouns
men bros we're so back

this good enough? I started working on it during the Tony Hawk run. I'm sad I missed all the runs this morning

>SSMBStuff
Damn haven't thought about him in years

>>715780591
He still streams sometimes.

>>715780591
I believe he went full schizo

>wake up
>there is another spyro run
like pottery

>>715780506
Dogwater is innocent. You were ticking of BSG. I had the same thought as you so I checked the events I marked on the calendar.

https://oengus.io/marathon/bsg2025/schedule/01

>>715780580
lol wtf happened
trying again

>wake up
>Spyro
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP!

Does ASG post the raw VODs eventually? They either took down or never posted the Tunic run (and they even wrote it out of the schedule completely).

>>715781217
Much improved.

>>715781041
Ah ok, there it is, thanks anon

>>715781315
What happened during the Tunic run? If it happened and they censored it out of existence, it must've been good.

>>715781484
>>715763412
>>715767896

>>715781280
>>715781035
Sleep for two more days and another one will manifest itself

>>715781315
They didn't make a twitch highlight of it so no
>>715781361
I think the upload fucked up because I copied it from GIMP instead of saving it first. I used to be able to do that with no issues...

>>715781484
>>715759867

>>715781558
FUCK, not only was it an amazing trainwreck but there was something I needed from the audience cam after the run.

>>715781558
>gimp
oh no no no

>>715781647
you can just rewind the youtube stream

>wake up
>there's another spyro run

>>715781315
Someone download that run please for archival sake. Even trainerecks shouldn't get unpersoned lmao.

>>715780591
>>715780619
>>715780934
he did a crash 2 stream yesterday in honour of dustiel

>been asleep for a month
>wake up
>spyro
WTF!!?!?!?!

>>715781315
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2514336982?t=27h14m12s

>>715782143
Huh, how did you get the actual video ID? I don't really get twitch's user interface.

>>715782234
Broadcasts, click on the chapters. It looks like they definitely skipped it but the full vod is still up.

>>715781315
>they even wrote it out of the schedule completely
?

Anyway, it looks to have been skipped on the highlights, and they just now uploaded Celeste, so we'll see if they skip it on Youtube too for confirmation. Maybe it was so bad the runner requested it not be uploaded.
https://www.youtube.com/@AusSpeedruns/videos

have any of you played this romhack?

>>715781805
I have it just in case.

>finish ESA
>GDQ intro leaves me comatose for a week
>wake up in time for the tail end if ASM
>another spyro run
???

>>715782430
nope

>>715782430
yes, failed the flight on sunny villa for an hour and stopped playing

>tune in
>it's fucking Spyro again
God fucking damnit.

>getting his own egg after the run
kino

>>715782572
>cracks his egg live on stream
I didn't need to see that

I finally got it by using a screenshare app off the youtube stream, which is no small part of why this is janky as fuck. Anyway, look at the feminine posture, mannerisms, and biomechanics of this strong independent woman.

>>715782384
Oh, I've been using
https://horaro.org/asm2025/schedule
because the normal schedule website is doing something crazy on my computer. The schedule there was changed completely but for some reason tunix was wiped off it and replaced with code lyoko, which never actually happened.

>>715782638
code lyoko was always on the schedule

>want to watch Tunic cringe kino run
>don't want to spoil the game to myself before I play it
what do

Based

>>715782750
I don't remember seeing it, but it's not a game I'm familiar with so maybe I just forgot. But Tunic for sure was on the schedule and now is missing from the horaro scedule.

>>715782807
It was an any% run that skipped 90% of the actual game as far as I could tell. I haven't played tunic though so take my impression with a grain of salt.

>>715782638
>youtube seek bar in the webm
>it's paused at the begging
>unpauses, has the youtube loading symbol
>the webm is someone picking up some plushies
>pauses at the end, youtube seek bar again
all that scuff for someone picking up plushies?

>>715782860
Anon, I...

do you think they'll try running tunic back?

how did they get jesus to appear on this event??

>>715782807
You won't get spoiled on the really important bits, and it's still very much worth playing for the Lifeformed soundtrack.

Love this bastards.

>any last words?
>Nah, not really.

now this is speedrunning

>shaving heads
what's this humilliation ritual for? I saw ESA do the same...

Fuck it's nice to hear some casual swearing without everyone being a bitch about it

>1cc
lol invalid run incoming

>>715783092
People lose all their hair when they get chemo for cancer, and this is a charity event for cancer. You're thinking of GDQ where there is no connection between the event and the charity.

>>715783092
normal charity activity something gdq jews know nothing about

>>715782851
>>715782979
Just found a way to download a part of a vod (not downloading the whole 26 hours thing), will push Tunic to the top of my playlist and savor the kino after.

>>715783092
ESA did it because Edenal is an attention whore.

>>715782974
Somebody needs to save the frames.

oh god all those trannies arriving at once

Don't forget to stay hydrated and go grab a snack!

>>715783092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWHJFejDi7g

It's charity stuff, additional ways to raise awareness and incentivize donations

>>715783187
Shows how out of touch some anons are that they don't know this is a common enough thing for a "If you raise this much" charity thing.

I thought the obesity crisis was limited to america

>>715783380
repulsive

>>715783380
>Dad, I got a job as a bartender

>>715783092
Shaving your head is probably the most common cancer charity thing to do. Are you retarded?

>>715783380
actually beer dehydrates more than hydrate

>>715783490
yeah i'm not a carlton dry fan myself

>>715783478
Australia is almost as bad, especially on the mainland.

>>715783380
fucking gross

>>715783637
>mainland
what's the offland

>>715783478
aus urban sprawled super hard so cars were required which means little walking

>>715783704
Tasmania. The place that was settled before 99% of the mainland.

>>715783637
>tas degenerate thinking he's better than the rest of us

>>715783230
What's the method? I wanted to rewatch the run since I missed the last couple minutes when they finally killed it off completely.

>>715782860
Here, maybe this will be easier on your dysphoria or whatever.

>>715783478
I should make a supercut of all the heiffers, there have been so many.

>>715783727
that makes a lot of sense actually.

>>715783827
I am better than any mainlander.

>>715783380
My dad sends me youtube shorts like this with the caption "This real?" all the time now because he got tricked by an ai generated woman

>>715783834
>What's the method?
I'm actually not sure if it works as intended -- still takes quite some, but

>ffmpeg -ss 00:00:01 -to 00:00:10 $(yt-dlp -g twitch.tv/videos/0000000) ./partial_run.mp4

>>715783938
hyper neo geo 64 is a very delicate machine. you can't just plug it in willy nilly

Just finished reading the fisherman's bait part of the thread and the moderator that died was Dustiel, a Crash Bandicoot runner (2, 3, Twinsansity, Crash Bash) & top tier Tekken player. He died of a seizure at the age of 29

>star ocean 2 music
holy based

>>715783938
Hey, you take a crack at it with hands like that

GET ON WITH IT, YOU'RE ALREADY LATE


>>715783960
That's oddly wholesome.

>>715783998
That's a sucky way to go

>>715783637
tasmania isn't much better or worse. darker blue is fatter

>>715783838
yeah, the inner parts of the cities are okay. the country is fucked unless your job involves a lot of movement, and even then you can get rather rotund thanks to fast food

>people are having fun at the event
How's that allowed?

Fun allowed

>Virtual Ontario
what would that game be like

>>715784118
Every mainlander who moves here is obese or a Greenie (AIDS). Either way, they're a drain on our healthcare system.

>>715784118
So this event is being held in the skinny part of australia, adelaide? Grim.

>>715784182
it's virtual ON

Aaand the tech is fucked up again.

Good start
Thanks hyper neo geo 64

wtf is going on

The Hyper Neo Geo 64 is a precocious machine, it seems.

did they skip a game

>>715784272
neo geo machine broke, went to the next game to get the segment going

That dude's mic isn't even on. My god this fucking tech crew.

WATCH THE FUCK OUT MARIO

>>715784295
they'll probably just come back to it

>>715782932
>>715783834
don't be mad i called out the webm for being shit. if you're going to make one, at least try to do it properly

>>715784223
(...I know, but that's how he pronounced it when he was making fun of the game having a wordy name)

kek what the fuck is this
>game so fast you could piss and miss the run completely

>shit game
>made by brits
Who would have guessed.

For the past two days any time I tuned in it was either a several hours long rpg run or a tranny on screen.

>>715784364
And no tech time between the runs whatsoever. They didn't even put on the intermission screen.

These short filler runs are a great idea.

>>715784351
Do you have a complaint about the current webm or is the estrogen making you emotional?

>she/her
>she/they
See you guys in a bit

>>715784430
the gimmick for the next hour is that they'll try to beat 10 games within an hour, one of them is already done

this old man know some moves

>>715784437
Flash games relay and shit games relays at ESS were great.

I LOVE 40 WINKS

They should really have the combined time up as well.

>>715784449
They arent even on a silk dress.

>>715784485
>ESS
ESA

What do you mean, you've got time? You troony fuck, this is a team event, you go as fast as you can to make it easier for the legs that follow.

>>715784469
Damn, that's awesome.

CHOKEKE

holy fuck the clutch there

Almost choked that one so hard a single hit from victory.

>>715784430
>no tech time between the runs whatsoever
This kills the tech team.

>>715784692
BTFO

>the lady's mech poses ladylike
Kawaii...

I fucking love robots

The Virtual On games got really fucking weird.

OOO O OO O OO O

What the hell was that.

>>715784818
Would handle with care

That sexy robot did a kazemon love tap.

UH UH UH UH UH
DK TIME

SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW

kek this is great. scuff and all

This tech crew better be unpaid volunteered.

>>715784987
banana

ASMr DKC

Actually impressive run considered the meme segment

>i normally need an audio cue for this bit
>does it anyway muted
based

>>715785060
It's one guy and he says he's sorry

>>715784531
Damn, I could destroy these people, I should submit my Typing of the Dead run.

this guy is 28 seconds behind world record
that's 33rd place

Enjoyable casual racism.

>live sound effects
Holy soul.

Imagine a room full of drunk aussies cheering on your run, must be great

KEK

any bakers? If not, I got it
>>715785264
time is relative

SOVL

>>715785264
>33
Out of 120.

>>715785341
If you bake, make sure to put the typo back in; it's tradition at this point.

>>715785306
>room full of drunk aussies making chimp noises and DKC damage grunts

>>715785341
i shant be baking

he must be crazy at candy crush

>>715785416
>>715785521
Should I use the original schedule or the horaro one?

I fucking LOVE Panel de Pon.

>>715785601
Both.

>>715785601
Just put both with a note to use the horaro one if the official one is causing browser lag/high cpu usage.

FUCK Sabrina

>we'll never ever see money puzzle exchanger again

One of the great ESA3 (real tournament room) streams

love learning about type matchups like this

>>715785680
You know exactly what kind of reply you're baiting for.

Wait, the types actually do matter? Why'd he use pikachu against erika then?

>>715785795
>>715785795
>>715785795

>>715785806
Because it's good against everything, but the Giovanni.

>>715785060
not only is he unpaid but he probably also had to pay for a ticket to the event to boot.