What was your reaction when you saw the return of the King of the kremlings?
>>715772163 (OP)I was a doubter and lost. I prefer the newtro DK design over rare's old redesign so at least I have that.
reminder the new classic/Rare hybrid design is objectively better than the previous Rare redesign and you're just retarded if you disagree. You're blinded by your own nostalgia to the DKC games and cannot see past that. The new one is so expressive and adds much character to DK himself. It's simply just better on all accounts. It's crazy to see these crybabies pretend to be mad about it for months and call it Disney or whatever and now most people either love it. Anyway, cope.
>>715772163 (OP)My reaction was to order Switch 2 and Bananza
I had litte to no hype for this game before leaks.
THE KING IS BACK AND LOOKS BETTER THAN EVER
I really wanted to see Lanky
I liked K Rool and it was cool how they foreshadowed it with the skeletons.
The game was hot dogshit and made for 3 year olds, though. What a shame.
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>>715772163 (OP)He's just too derivative of bowser, it's obvious.
So Bananza did give K. Rool a goal with the whole stealing the banana hoard thing. Getting the Banandium Root to devour the entire world, I like how crazy that is. I don't have the game so can anyone explain to me what's the point of stealing the Banandium Gems? My best guess it's that they just make you more powerful? Like, why does Void.Co and K.Rool want the Gems when they could just dig into the core without them?
>>715773224Yeah like DKC, because I played that when I was 3 or 4. That's why it's great.
>>715773224>The game was hot dogshit and made for 3 year oldsbraindead contrarian take
>>715772456>2 levels, three fightsI mean, the fakeout homage was somewhat cool, but it's not much.
>>715774475>look mom, I repeated a meme based on another thread I just came across on /v/ That's giving me vibes of something an underage person would do
>>715772163 (OP)Super smash bros ultimate confirmed
>>715772431I just don't like how stupid they made his eyes look
>finally another character to weigh as much as bowser in world
>>715772163 (OP)Pleasantly surprised. DKB took some steps to re-cement DK as Nintendo's own thing distinct from Rare's take, albeit while still retaining some Rareware elements regardless of the Kremlings, so this was the last place where I was expecting to see him after he was absent from the two neo-Country games. He was less goofy than usual here but I'm fine with that, if it was ever going to be appropriate to take K. Rool seriously it was now.
>>715772163 (OP)Reminded me that DK is nothing without Rare.
>>715772163 (OP)FINALLY
THE "NINTENDO HATES RARE" CONSPIRACIES CAN FINALLY DIE
>>715777487still lives with the gay redesign
>>715777427Do you think Rare can make a fun Donkey Kong game now?
>>715772163 (OP)He's extremely lame when he and his minions don't have a theme. I played the Paon games and he's pretty much the same there. If he isn't in costume he doesn't have much of a personality.
>>715777552>Goombella and Vivian togetherWhat if we had lesbian sex in the Kremling Bin
>>715777805Are you utterly retarded, anon?
>>715773561you keep popping up in these threads with the same one note statement and i want to completely disregard it once by saying that k rool not having a following almost full of NTRoons that want him to cuck DK on its own is already enough to make him a generally more enjoyable character than bowser
>>715777872Yes but I'm still right and you know it.
Can you build a gorilla nest in this game?
>>715776628I actually like that bit about him being sophisticated, ill take it as the explanation for him having no biting moves in smash despite being a crocodile
Great to see him back but it was the least creative appearance ever. It's like he was just pulled out of Smash, using the outfit from DK1 and the gadgets from DK2 and DK3.
If you wanted to theme him after Banaza, he should have been dressed as a Miner Forty Niner with a comedically long beard and a pick axe, since he was searching for Bannandium before Void Company ever got there.
>>715781530Exactly. Or like a CEO to out CEO Void Kong. Maybe even a British explorer suit since he's exploring the unknown.