Gabe Newell explains his daily routine.

>>715773753 (OP)
Is that really Gabe Newell? He looks like santa

>>715773753 (OP)
So the dude is essentially retired from Valve isn't he?

>>715774017
he didn't even mention Valve in the video, only "Steam"

>AI stuff
Gabe has fallen

>>715773753 (OP)
Gay Ben looks different every single time I see him.
>>715774103
Basically synonymous to be fair.

>Wake up at 2pm
>Private chef prepared brunch in bed/on the back deck of yacht
>3 hour blowjob/heroin sesh
>nap
>play vidya until 4am
what do you think a guy with 5 yachts does

>>715773753 (OP)
>scubba diving
>work out at the gym
I can see his gut hanging from Alaska.

>>715774279
He has lost a ton of weight if you see recent photos. Most likely ozempic. Probably has loose skin.

I can see him turning into a pirate with that look

>he's already retired
What happened, Xbots, Snoys, you said that when Gaben is gone, they would sell to Microjeet?

>>715775037
why would they though

>>715773753 (OP)
Tell him to fix Deadlock and release it out of alpha already jesus christ

>>715777250
I ask this question to those normalfags all the time and they stupidly come up with the answer that Gaben wouldn't be prepared for this despite him clearly being prepared. When he dies Valve would just sell themselves to Microsoft like some doormat, I swear, when I hear Xbots and Snoys say this, I honestly believe they have brainworms. If Nintendo still hasn't sold themselves to Microsoft despite their various CEO deaths, Valve isn't going to sell with no Gaben.

>>715773753 (OP)
What I like about Gabe is that he's one of those autistic old school developers that made a ton of money early on and is supposed to be just enjoying his billionaire lifestyle but doesn't. These people just create companies so they can work on the stuff they like cause they love to work.

>>715773753 (OP)
why does "greg torres" look chinese?

>>715773753 (OP)
>Gabe rather work on uploading his brain to AI then Half-Life 3

>No activated almonds

Never gonna make it.

I know this is supposed to be ragebait, but honestly, good for him. Gabe spent decades at Valve and gave us a ton of classic videogames and is single-handedly responsible for making PC gaming much cheaper and more accessible. Yes, there've been fuckups, most recently with this Visa/Mastercard bullshit, but he's only a man, and if he wants to spend his old age getting sucked off by whores and swimming on his yacht he more than deserved it.

>>715773753 (OP)
elderly ozempic gabe looks rough

>>715773753 (OP)
>airborne pathogen detector and brain interfaces
He's the same as the others

>>715774263
He trimmed down to 5?

>I work 7 days a week
Why do billionaires always say this? It's so embarrassing and obviously isn't true.

>>715779410
Bill Gates is making the pathogens. Gaben is making the pathogen detector. They are not the same.

>>715779637
It's basically just delegating

>>715779410
Lol you just realize that he is one of the first people that got into BCI aka mark of the beast

>>715778317
I would too if i was an old man. Fuck half life.

>>715779637
It's technically true although as he himself said the work is actually a hobby just he is so rich he can buy a start up that is doing his hobby, bankroll it and insert himself in the business's affairs
The staff probably just humor him while trying to get work done not a terrible exchange for funding desu

>>715774017
valve is just his cash cow while he does something else

>>715779637
work for rich people is just going on meetings and laughing it up with other rich scrooges

>>715773753 (OP)
>W-W-WOW HE LOOKS SO THIN!!!
he hasnt lost a single fucking pound u glazing FAGS

completely forgot that he's busy with Neuroscience. Steam is just a second job now, he goes all in on doing something meaningful

>>715780154
BCI stuff is the next step after VR. One basic example he gave at one point is L4D2 director that react to emotions.

>>715779869
mark of the beast is the new mRNA jab that you can't remove like one you have received during the plandemic

>>715773753 (OP)
>Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In His Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
I wanna be like Gabe when i grow old

>work
lol
>work out
LOL

>>715774017
of course lol, steam has run itself for ages

>>715779637
Because for them "work" is sending out messages or making short calls once in a while to command other people to do stuff.

>>715778317
To be fair, according to the recent HL2 interview, developing HL2 was very stressful to him.

>>715773753 (OP)
>oh my god he's so THIN and likely on ozempic! he has lost so much weight
HE HAS DONE FUCK ALL, HES A SLOUCH BAG ETERNALLY GLAZED BY THE FIRST BREED OF TRNNIES FROM TF2 TIMES

>>715779637
as someone who's self employed, it can be true
i dont even intend to work as much as i do, whenever I get bored i just start working

>>715780121
>>715780526
literally no one said anything about his weight in the entire thread and you're an obvious samefag
who cares if hes a fatass or thin?

>>715773753 (OP)
>Goyim foreskin with adrenochrome first thing in the morning
>Heroin, MDMA, LSD, Cocaine, Oxy, Percs and STDs from Hookers (from the international slave trade ring)
>Send quintillions to Israel after talking to my local rabbi
>Fall asleep
So yeah, pretty normal routine

>>715780613
Seething cubie can't comprehend how our savior of gayming Gayben himself could reach such a ripped body at his old age

>>715780613
>t. media illiterate tf2 trnny running defense for his LORD AND SAVIOR GAYYY BENNN XDD who can't read comments in a 40 comment thread

>>715773753 (OP)
what work does he actually do?
Like really does he code or what?

>>715773753 (OP)
At least he's working on making Sword Art Online a reality

>>715777419
You're such a retard

>>715780694
>>715780704
your posts are just over 1minute apart, its very easy to tell samefags this way, you'd know that if you had above 70iq

>>715780803
the first poster was agreeing with (You), retarded illiterate tf2tranny LMAO

>>715773753 (OP)
>Wake up
>Tell Guillermo to prepare my harpoon gun
>Shoot MSF lifeboats with my harpoon gun
>Delay the Heavy Update, again

>>715780769
How?

>>715773753 (OP)
Which includes sucking Visa's dick.

>>715780736
He tells people what to do and funds it.

>>715780769
Valve has no incentive to sell with the amount of revenue it generates and the enormous capital it holds.

>>715780736
Drinks coffee and eats cookies

>>715780769
Nice rebuttal retard.

>>715774103
He didn't even mention *games*.
Gabe doesn't actually play games. (Yes he'd fit right in)
He just pretends to when promoting his products.

>>715773753 (OP)
How can he scuba dive if he needs glasses?

>>715781713
You can get goggles with prescription lenses

>I work
On what Gabe? What are you even doing?

>>715777250
Also for how fucking much? Steam alone is surely worth more than Acti-Blizzard or Bungie and those were multi billion dollar deals. Would Microsoft be able to afford them? Maybe, but why would Microsoft want them? It seems pretty clear that satay nutella is not at all interested in vidya

>My name is Gabe Newell. I'm 62 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet, and rigorous exercise routine. If my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

is scuba driving fun?

>>715782393
yeah

>>715779637
It's easier to be motivated to work when everything you do and make is yours, as in you own it. A regular employee is less motivated since nothing they make is theirs to keep.

>uhhhh yeaaaaa im always working uhhh scuba diving and gym uhhhhhhh cool technology and pathogens and uhhhh im retired but uhhh always still working i work all the time uhhh yea
why does every rich fuck give the same spiel about working all the time? With how much this place worships him, I figured he would be a LITTLE different from the other richtards

>>715773753 (OP)
He also forget to add he play his 'eck on his 'ick

I went on a sea boat ride and almost threw up after 30 minutes
How can someone live there?

>>715781841
...No. No you can't.

He must be using contact lenses with his face mask.

>>715782998
You just need to grow some sea legs.

>>715780526
You lost

>>715782998
Some people don't get motion sick

>>715783047
Are you trolling? Look up prescription dive masks.

>>715773753 (OP)
i actually make shitty excuse like this when someone asked at work cause i really cant tell them i browse 4chan and masturbate everyday

Billionaire always say they work 12 hours a day but really not.
>wake up
>take a bath
>wait for your chef to make a 5 star meal
>browse through your mails and read tweets
>do what ever hobby you like
>take a phone call a couple of times
>go to some 3 star restaurant with a “client”
>do more hobby shit
>eat luxury dinner

All their “work” is literally just do whatever you want and then answer a few mails or make someone do that for you. Take some phone calls and go do fancy hangout shit with “clients”.

Oh and if you don’t feel like it just make the clients hangout on your super yacht.

Their work isn’t work just their whole lifestyle.

>>715783047
yes you can. are you retarded for a bit, or something?

>>715774263
Having fun with his harem of little girl concubines provided by epstein successor, obviously.

>>715783225
>twice as wide as obese guy
HAHAHAHAHA

can't wait until he takes off his shirt on cam and shows off the ripped back he got from all that scuba diving
that'll shut /v/ up real quick

>>715783349
That's not very different from most middle management and HR workflows in big companies.

>>715782393
I went snorkeling once, which is basically the same thing except more fun. While I had fun, I wouldn't say it's something I'd do every day. You need to be pretty fit to say above the water. I was hang on to a fat women (don't worry, she liked it) for buoyancy half the time because I was tired.

>>715783939
>epstein successor
He probably didn't need replacing by a successor, he was one of many. I doubt his absence was even noticed by anyone but his regulars.

>>715779637
Work for them is unlike anything you can relate to.

>>715773865
He's that guy

>>715773753 (OP)
He forgot to mention sucking off credit card companies daily

>>715784576
>scuba diving
>aka robotics assisted swimming
no you will not get ripped doing such retarded things

>>715778317
That's how we get HL 3 silly, digitized copy of Gabe's brain stripped of all irrelevant parts. He's making HL3 in his mind, just need an interface to enter it.

>>715779637
On a busy day they'll work maybe 4 hours otherwise it's just a 30 min phone call that's mostly just chatting shit with other higher ups.

>>715783349
They are out of touch and don't realise this isn't the norm
One of our politicians here in the UK was widely criticised for saying something like
>I think people are unmotivated becuase they don't have a proper diet, they'll have a sandwich or something and that isn't proper food that's more like a snack. If I'm in a rush I'll just have a steak or something similar
Totally oblivious to the fact that for 90% of people we don't have £14~20 a day for a single meal.

>>715784263
>>twice as wide
Four times as powerful.

>>715773753 (OP)
Why does he have a scar on his face now?

>>715792147
Lose skin + being old

>>715792147
been on a yacht? they have insanely steep stairs. the fat fuck probably lost his control one day and spiraled down head first, cutting himself.

>>715792360
that makes no sense at all. zoomoids are so retarded.

>>715792360
Be honest. He's running a cocaine trade off the Colombian coast

>brain computer interfaces
I hate the antichrist.

>>715777419
Nintendo is owned by the Yakuza and would rather commit seppuku than sell Nintendie to gaijins. You fucking retarded fornicator, don't you understand that your culture of boomer non-inheritance is not shared? Yes Steam is American, therefore it will not be bequeathed, it will be sold for meager monetary compensation which can't even be carried in the afterlife. You fucking retarded fornicating Americans should either travel or study history, anything, just do anything and get an actual perspective on the world, you know you have that expression "sell-out"? Study that word, where it came from, etc.

>>715778570
i know this is supposed to be astroturfing but valve made pc gaming infinitely worse by buying up every decent ip they could get their hands on and ruining it. not to mention how they popularized microtransaction bullshit

some of the worst cancer in the industry ever

>>715781275
That only depends on its shareholders, namely Gaben's ex-wife who own tons of shares. All of those people would rather cash out into having tons of people responsible for them while themselves having no more responsibilities OR obtain large amount of capital to invest in the thing they actually want to work in which is definitely not Steam, it could be some bullshit like opening a mega dog cafe, who knows. They will sell to Microshaft whereas Nintendo will never sell, Nintendo will downsize to 1 employee before they would ever sell to foreigners, and foreigners that they specially hate which is Microsoft, Nintendo would sooner sell to Apple than Microsoft, which is not going to happen either.

what exactly is his "work"?????

>>715792147
It's sword fish. If you go scuba diving all day erry day, these fuckers end up stabbing you eventually. Real menace for divers.

>>715775037
I think he meant he retired a long time ago, because he quit working for microsoft which he hated and founded Valve. Akin to leaving the shitty slave job and doing what you want

>>715779637
he's not hitting the road at 6am to drive into the office every day
him merely being awake and communicable is """working"""

>>715793520
Must be a code word for sniffing lines of cocaine from the smooth plump loli butts. Why else would you live on a yacht in neutral waters.

>>715773753 (OP)
b-bros, he isn't dying isn't he

>>715796738
naw if he's scubadiving he's doing pretty well. If he was sick all that pressure changing would probably make things worse

>>715796842
Diving accidents happen.

>>715773753 (OP)
I wish I had a boat too

>>715797014
an accident doesn't mean he's currently dying like with cancer or whatever though

>>715797021
>thanks for funding my 400 million dollar superyacht tf2troons. as a thank you I will let you make community maps for us.

>>715797021
>thanks for funding my 400 million dollar superyacht tf2troons. as a thank you I will let you make community maps for us.

>>715797493
Considering that modern games allow no community maps or any modding at all that's pretty generous.

>>715779637
for them, "working" means telling everyone what to do while they chill on the top floor of the office getting blowjobs from stacy

>>715797021
Is no that 0.25% of Elon Musk wealth?

>>715797021
Let's be real the only reason why anyone would want to live on a boat is if they were breaking laws on that boat daily. That is the only positive of being on a boat, you can have a loli harem there and nobody will know.

>>715798034
If the weather is good the ocean is pretty nice to be around.

>>715779637
reading e-mails and making phone calls is work

>>715798034
Not a boat, a HUEG BOAT. 5 of them if you are bored. I can see the appeal from just that, I can imagine not even being able to endure being a in a house after a few months of doing that.

>>715798034
Living on a huge boat is like having a moving mansion you can park to pretty much anywhere on the globe.

>>715798827
No because pirates still exist. And warlords.

>>715799059
Here's where he is now if this is indeed his main boat.

>>715798034
Yeah, there is no aoc in neutral waters.

>>715799209
looks like he is resupplying on cocaine

>>715779637
if they have to see a single email or a text it means they 'worked' that whole day

>>715799524
KEK

>>715799209
Fantastic reference photo my good anon.
Sending my elite pirate crew to location as we speak.

>>715799209
why is he chilling on his $100 million yacht when he could be chilling on his $250 million yacht? or is he selling his $250 million yacht to make way for his $450 million dollar yacht which is currently being built?

>>715799958
Why doesn't he just give me all that money? I could buy so many boxes of crackers with it. And some vintage cheddar cheese to go with them.

>>715773753 (OP)
Good for him.
>>715782998
Skill issue.

>>715779637
Think of work as shitposting on /v/ and you'll get it.

>>715797021
What is he researching

>>715779637
He owns the company. He can literally determine himself what the "work" entails.

>>715779926
Play Soma, it doesn't work that way and you already lost the coinflip.
seek Christ and find eternal life in Him

>>715773753 (OP)
Gabe lives on a boat? That's cool.

>>715800079
A Yacht doesn't equal crackers. Imagine if you pay 500M for a Yacht, everything is fine. But if you buy 500M of crackers there is going to be no crackers for anyone else and then no crackers ingredient, then other food that use the same ingredient as crackers, like flour is going to be lacking and is going to disrupt the whole economy and food shopping.

>>715800413
Deep sea. He funds an ocean research company.
https://www.youtube.com/@inkfishexpeditions/videos

>>715773753 (OP)
I love Gabe.

>>715801381
And Gabe loves your money too :)

>>715779637
Because "I answer a few emails every day" doesn't have the same ring to it

>>715773753 (OP)
>yeah I work I work 24/7
On what?

>>715783939
He has his own sources outside the jews.
Why do you think he is able to keep Steam private?

>>715799059
>implying anyone can Peter Blake Gayben without getting suicided themselves
Pirates still have to play second fiddle to a bigger fish. You can't make a Nassau 2.0 much less hit a target far above your pay grade without greasing a few palms in the process.

>>715780536
Sailing your own ship makes your efforts worth it, you aren't a cog in a machine. If you have an automaton wagie job, and you like working 7 days a week, then that is concerning.

>>715803394
Working could be filming these corny vids, responding to emails, bossing the wagefags, and eating lunch or dinner somewhere nice.

yachts make a ton of sense if you are rich you have pretty much complete control of where you are, and who is around you. Good luck worrying about paparazzi, or your faggot neighbors. You can't just move your land mansion anywhere you want, and utterly escape people.

>>715804651
Richfags own them because it's easier to do hardcore drugs when you're in international waters

>>715799059
I would bet good money on his yachts being outfitted with some of the best civilian, or even military, defensive equipment that money can buy. He definitely has some sort of private security onboard and giving them a few 20mm rifles or just a few M2s would be pocket money to him.

Why does gaben make troons seethe so bigly?

>>715804985
>rich people do drugs!!!!
communist mindset, die commie fucker

>>715803983
No, if he went into the wrong waters he would be in real danger. The world is still a jungle.

>>715805272
It's alright richanon, I know feds browse this place and you don't want to have your house raided.

>>715773753 (OP)
bro he looks anorexic, like he's withering away.

>>715805046
Pirates can board with helicopters and overwhelming numbers, some seized a cargo ship 2 years ago if I recall. He probably has defensive equipment commensurate to the current threat level of the American west coast, which is very safe since Japan is conquered.

>>715780536
iktf anon, work is just what i do automatically, it takes me a lot more effort set it aside and play a vidya game

>>715804985
all drugs is for poor people who are stuck being poor

>>715805462
No he fucking doesn't.

>>715803394
Things

>>715806107
He used to be so big and strong though, a proud man, now he's a shell of himself, could be blown away in the wind

Fuck him. I hope Valve gets bought out now.

>>715773753 (OP)
I dunno, he doesn’t look very happy. Just old and tired.

How till Gabe moves Valve HQ to New Zealand to escape the shitshow that is America?

>>715779637
>It's so embarrassing and obviously isn't true
Unironically for some of them it is, and frankly they're the worst out of the two choices. These motherfuckers earn money for the sake of having more money. They don't want to buy anything, they're not complacent with what they have, or how much money falls into their bank accounts. They want to micro anything and everything just for the sake of earning a penny more. Profit addiction basically. I was aware of this one kid who's father was basically like this, and he forced him to overcome his car sickness by just putting a bucket in front of him, and forcing him to puke during the ride. All because in his words "30 minute transit is plenty of time to perform work, and wasting it is unthinkable. Pick up your laptop and learn, kiddo."

>>715773753 (OP)
He went off on a wild tangent and failed to answer the question properly.

>>715805468
>pirate helicopters
no such thing

bruh, I'll concede that pirates in fast boats have successfully boarded and captured big, slow, defenceless cargo ships.... but private fast yachts? with helicopters? what is this, an 80s action movie?

the biggest threat would be drones and he's probably got cutting edge anti-drone tech

>>715806316
he's probably losing weight swimming

>>715774017
Where do you think the >does nothing meme comes from? And it isn't Xi

>>715774017
that's what managers are for
bet he only talks to his top men once a week except for emergencies

>>715797021
>richfag is spending his money on doing scientific research
Greedy cunt. Ethiopia is trying to hit 200 million people by 2050. Maybe spend your money on feeding them so they can hit it sooner.

>>715773753 (OP)
why does he live on a boat? preps for the apocalypse or something?

>>715806974
His "boat" is a floating penthouse condo dumbass

>>715781581
>Gabe doesn't actually play games.
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.

>>715806974
Because he is doing a lot of magical science stuff in the ocean.

>>715807187
Stuffing his fat face is science?

>>715803394
Whatever naval research he does, Steam, his neurological implant business, some AI stuff.
Source: Watched the clip and have the ability to retain information.

How is the boat not sinking like a stone with his lard ass on it?

>>715773753 (OP)
He seems thrilled

>>715774179
He is the only based guy talking about AI in a good and actually non-hype way

>>715773753 (OP)
Ok but what does he -do- at work?

>>715773753 (OP)
does this motherfucker still live in New Zealand?

>>715806410
US is a perfectly fine place to live unless you are a terminally online /pol/rot degenerate saturated and demoralised by hostile propaganda