What are they fascinated by?

the amount of seething poorfags doing sour grapes cope

>>715777301 (OP)
the sub 30 fps slowdowns.

>>715778435
I have a Switch 2 and I didn't buy botted this

>>715778502
werks on my nx2 (portable)

>>715777301 (OP)

>>715778502
nahh bro said the sub 30 fps slowdowns

>>715777301 (OP)
Unfortunately, they are NOT fascinated by dubs (don't check 'em).

>>715777301 (OP)
Fascinated at the astounding poverty stricken 3rd worlder and Yuropoor Koopa Troonas

>>715777301 (OP)
The new donkey looks like he enjoys sucking on bananas.

>>715779606
I think old had one up his ass

the amount of tendies defending this slop

>$90 game
>5 hour campaign
>10 hours for 100%
>unoptimized piece of shit
>ps2 graphics

"goty" lmao

>>715778923
sub 30 fps slowdowns that's crazy

>>715779827
Meanwhile Prime 4 is a $100 game with a 4 hour campaign (8 hours for 100%) optimized for Wii U and looks like a PSP game.
It's really game over for tendies.

>>715779827
it is a technical marvel
other devs are dumbfounded by the digging mechanic

>>715777301 (OP)
My dick

>>715779904
Wait until you see Duskbloods $350 with a 9 second campaign (17 seconds for 100%) originally made for Genesis with blast processing. tendies are finished.

>>715779827
The biggest issue is that the game itself is not interesting to play.

>>715779920
This sums up the entire issue: "by the devs, for the devs".

>>715778880
This is not legit, is it?

>>715778923
>>715779861
Yup PS5 is truly a disaster. 17fps what a joke lol

>>715779920
>other devs are dumbfounded by the digging mechanic
Whoa, truly a marvel of the modern age.

>>715779920
Red faction did it before it was cool

>>715780241
Yes intelligent game design is difficult.

>>715778502
nice of nintendo to put a PS5 in the new DK to try help sony sell one or two units before the console it brought out back and put down

>>715780359
That doesn't count, Nintendo did it first. And they should also sue THQ for patent infringement.

>>715780148
864p and 17 fps is crazy

>>715780359
>Red faction

Yeah go play that and pretend you're playing Donkey Kong Bananza

>>715780148
>snoys paid $800 for a 17 fps souls clone

>>715781229
Probably would have more fun with that than bananza

>>715777301 (OP)
your small dick, fgt