>>715792195 (OP)Demi-humans wuz the first humans because of the crucible. Then whitey said "hell naw" and turned them into marginalized communities.
Actual monotheistic God, exists, but he's a scary HP lovecraft thing. Elites hate him so you know he's the good guy. God hates fags so anything that's kind of dragon-like or science-like gets shat on. After getting their ass SHOVED by God over and over, dragons bitch out and become bisexual, scientists go underground.
Pagan gods show up and they're signaled by popsicle flavors. watermelon is rot, cherry is blood, lemon is frenzy, pineapple is erdtree, blue raspberry is magic, etc.
It's japan so Jesus' mom is basically a literal boy-moder BPD enby transvestite that sleeps with alpha males. One of them kayfabes so hard xhe gets with him. Only the trolls know this, but they've all ripped out the giant eyes the fire giants have because they've seen that bussy.
Mummy-Daddy is basically scummy, she kills a bunch of people and then gaslights the survivors. Woman behavior. One night, rennala shags the boymode version and has babies with it. This is where every richfag comes from btw. Also, the tranny divorces her because the tranny falls in love with itself.
Jesus is also in the game, but he gets killed by feminazis. Basically one of the discord-user richfags had a melty over the divorce and killed Jesus.
Mummy-Daddy spergs out over the death of jesus and shatters the 'ELDEN RING'. But this event has no name 'The Shattering' is World War 1.
The richfag that killed jesus is also trans and kills xerself in order to be put in a 'ghost in the shell' transhuman body, she does this to spite society.
Richfags use shabbos goy, hence tarnished. You clear the entire game just to lay down some red carpet for your richfag of choice. Don't grip the cheeto fingers, that'll make the other shabbos to defend richfags, much like /v/. The tarnished you fight are redpilled but not the main character, he's bluepilled, again, like /v/.