Who is cooler? And who has the best army

who fucking cares jesus christ ninteniggers

>>715799453
me when the thread isnt ragebait dogshit

Bowser is cooler
But K. Rool is kooler

>>715799401 (OP)

K. Rool looks kooler, is more charming and doesn't simp after some stupid princess
His army is also miles better, other than koopalings, Bowser's minions are pretty bland

>>715802724
I appreciate how they seemed to characterize K. Rool as just being an unhinged lunatic that wants to watch the world burn in Bananza. It helps to distinguish him from just being "DK's Bowser".
Like, a transformation like this would've been Bowser being brainwashed or corrupted (see Castle Bowser in Wonder or Fury Bowser). This is just K. Rool at his core.

>>715799401 (OP)
K.Rool being used in a non-Rare game feels wrong. They even re-used the fakeout ending and dkc1 boss music. Too much pandering but Reddit will love it.

What if K rool had a daughter with his offscreen wife and she and Bowser JR fell in love

>>715799401 (OP)
Bowser easily. Hes hotter too

>>715804849
>spoiler
Very wrong!

>>715799453
they're seriously autistic. the op is like a question some 10 year old would ask his friend during recess

>>715805112
>>715799453
god forbid you talk about video games on the video games board

>>715799401 (OP)
they're both the "rude but nice boomer boss" type to me, hard to say

>>715805450
Bowser would NEVER say this

>>715805450
>Bowser sees K. Rool's disgusting rotten cock
Why do you think King of Rot wears pants

>>715805841
yeah he's just thinking it

Now that K. Rool is back they should make a K. Rool vs Bowser game

>>715799401 (OP)
>Bowser
>Incel, not really that evil, has a brat with no mom, wants to kiss peach
>K. Rool
>Married, fucking insane, no annoying children, wants to vore the entire world in rotten bananas
If being evil is being cool then K.Rool I guess. No idea about their armies though, probably Boaser. Bowser has an actual army while K.rool just commands them by fear in the games.

>>715805450

>>715799401 (OP)
>Who is cooler?
k rool
>And who has the best army
gotta give it to bowser, but it's not exactly a fair comparison since they've been in many times more games, thus have many more members and more opportunity for cool designs

>>715803225
bless those euro dudes at Rare back in the 90s when characterizing K. Rool to be that way.

>>715806894
Thats a hen

>>715799401 (OP)
K. Rool is cooler and more fun to play.

>>715799453
>i can't have fun anymore so neither should (you)

>>715799401 (OP)
Bowser has way more feats of strength and power ups but Donkey Kong is probably a lot stronger than base Mario

>wakes up from a seventeen year coma
>immediately takes a swing at the first primate he sees
K. Rool is an elite level hater

>>715799401 (OP)
I think they are cool in different ways, Bowser is more meatheaded and more rad but K Rool is more devious and cartoony, like an evil looney tunes character. Both overestimate themselves but I would say Bowser is better at cashing the checks he writes than K Rool is.
I do think K Rool is my choice though just off the fact his schtick (different occupations every game) is really fun and nearly his whole army is brawny battletoads looking motherfuckers while Bowser mostly employs fairly nonthreatening mooks. Maybe that is a testament to his competence as a leader, not sure.

>>715799401 (OP)
K.Rool is a geek who wears a different goofy costumes just to steal bananas. Meanwhile Chadser bodies his nemesis DK on the regular.
>>715799453
Back to your consolewar thread fag

This krew is 100 miles better, than what? Fuckking koopa's and goombas?

>Not only were the Crocoids actually Kritters the whole time, but almost every enemy had a DKC equivalent
That was pretty cool to see, not gonna lie

Unironically K rool. He’s a criminal mastermind and Bowser is just a rich dork

Bowser mogs. He's accomplished far more and he is without question more intelligent than K.Rool. Also he NTRs Mario with Peach

>>715799401 (OP)
The gold plate stomach edges Krool decisively over Bowser.

>>715814731
>More intelligent than K Rool
>Literally just fights like 80% of his problems with fire and fists
The guy is undoubtedly tougher but if his characterization is based off him actually speaking in the M&L and paper mario RPGs then he is kind of dumb but in a fun way. Bowser has his minions do much of the brainwork, he never built a robot out of scrap materials.

>>715799401 (OP)
King Dedede, always and forever

>>715815168
Bowser can use magic which requires some degree of intelligence.
>bowser has his minions do much of the brainwork
>implying k rool built all of his machines singlehandedly

>>715815168
Bowser is never shown to be stupid. Name a single example in a core Mario game.

>>715815667
>requires some degree of intelligence
Not really. Cartoon logic basically just means bowser can do whatever magic just off whim alone because the game requires it. It's context sensitive.
>implying k rool built all of his machines singlehandedly
Never did say that, but he did build Kaos which is canonically true.
>core Mario game
So basically work along your terms only so that the pool only draws from games where he barely says anything at all?
Okay, here's one for you: Kidnapping a woman and honestly expecting her to marry him.

Bowser is better

My reasons:

>>715816383
>thinking he "kidnaps" Peach
Wait until you see all the HD koopa shot footage of her getting mating press NTR creampied by the KING. Peach desires big Koopa Cock

>>715807663
Out of 10!

>>715814731
King Boo was able to do what Bowser couldn't in Luigi's Mansion easily.

>>715799401 (OP)
K rool

>>715816831
Not canon

>>715816831
Anal vore lady boo?

>>715816383
>cartoon logic basically just means bowser can do whatever magic just off whim alone because the game requires it. it's context sensitive
The same could be said of K. Rool's intelligence. You can't write off the abilities of one character as whatever is necessary for the game without being able to apply that logic to the other.
>never did say that, but he did build kaos which is canonically true
He also canonically doesn't do his homework and is a terrible sailor despite having a pirate persona.
Here's a little brain teaser for you. If K. Rool is smart, why does he treat his minions so poorly that they sometimes root for the Kongs?

K.Rool is Kooler
Kremling Krew is better

>>715805201
god forbid you demand someone possess a mental maturity beyond shit like "what it yo favorit color mine is blue and it is better than red!!"

>>715799453
This dumbass fucker goes out of his way to click on threads only to bitch and complain

>>715799401 (OP)
Eggman

>>715804740
Bowser Jr is for Sage Robotnik

>>715806286
What is Smash Ultimate ??

>>715799401 (OP)
K. Rool is kooler but Bowser have a better army that is for sure

>>715816450
*counters*

Doesn’t matter Uncle Toadsworth, Captain Syrup is better than both of them

>>715817037
What games are "canon" then?

>>715799401 (OP)
Vidya Villains Thread

>>715815273
Doesn’t Sakurai himself voice Dedede that’s pretty awesome

>>715816450
Never forget how shit Bowser was in Melee it’s hilarious, from his walk, dash, and laggy attacks

>>715817261
Yes, I can, because unlike scientific accomplishments which have real world analogues, magic in the mario games literally exists just because. Secondly Bowser has an entire enemy class dedicated to magic and they are all characterized as nerdy old misers. It is VERY heavily implied that Bowser's magic is their work, as they had been doing it even since he was a small child.
>If K Rool is so smart, why is he cruel?
Because that's his personality, literally his thing. Bowser has also had a multitude of traitors and defectors from races he supposedly wholly rules over across the years. Plus not doing homework would just mean he didn't give a fuck about it, does not mean he is lacking intellectually in any way. Sailor point is just grasping at straws.

All the good threads are always the slowest •_•

>>715799401 (OP)
Bowser is a lame dad, K rool is cooler

the kremlings are also cooler, you can see them all celebrating and dancing for K rool's return at the end of the new game

>>715819901
If only they knew

>>715819901
SOUL

>>715819901
I like that the kremlings really seem to respect K. Rool despite everything, even if he is a cruel leader, they admire and support him, they possibly erected that giant statue of him as well. I think if he were to turn entire world into banana mush he'd probably spare them.

>>715818359
Yes

>>715799401 (OP)
They're both equally cool for different reasons. Bowser has the better army, though, because he rules through genuine loyalty rather than fear.

>>715820730
we can see them whorshipping the giant statue

>>715821636
He might rule through fear but his minions still love him because he is so fucking kool

>>715799401 (OP)
Bowser is hotter than K. Rool.
Kremlings though >>>> Bowser army.

>>715822228
Krusha and Klump need to be actual characters in the movie

This is Cooler

>>715799453
FPBP
>>715805450
kek, based, canon

Bowser has the cooler design, but K.Rool has the better personality, better minions, more intimidation and genuine threat factor, etc.

K. Rool is my king I hope he wins king of /v/ this year

>>715799401 (OP)
What's the lore reason for K-Rool's fucked up eye?

>>715803225
Yeah, K. Rool is just a flat-out world-ending monster. Bowser at least has redeeming qualities or somewhat sympathetic elements. This guy wakes up, claims what is effectively the powers of God, and immediately declares that he's going to rot the world into putrid mush to eat forever.

>>715823196
same

>>715823196
I hope so too, but after following it for first two years I quit after seeing the shit taste
>>715823294
Nothing known of it yet, for now it's just there to make him look more insane

>>715823565
bro, how long do I have to wait for a rom

>>715803225
I like how even the Kremlings are all designed this way. Bowser just wants to fuck Peach and takes his fairly good natured army along for the ride who are just following his order, but the Kremlings just want to be assholes all the time even when they don't need to be.

>>715799453
>not a ragebait thread
>rages anyway
lel

>>715799401 (OP)
King K Rool looks like he is bloatmaxxing

>>715799401 (OP)
>Bowser is named Koopa in japan
>K rool is named Krool there

they're the K bros

>>715799401 (OP)
are we setting up for a bowser vs k.rool strategy game where you get control over their mook armies?