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Anonymous No.715805239 >>715805349 >>715805363 >>715805570 >>715805573 >>715806054 >>715806534 >>715815401 >>715815529 >>715825880
>instructions sold separately
Anonymous No.715805349
>>715805239 (OP)
>(((Nintendo)))
Anonymous No.715805363
>>715805239 (OP)
Is this one of the fabled "Nintendo exclusive games" I keep hearing about?
Anonymous No.715805409
technology that needs instructions is bad technology
Anonymous No.715805458
yawn
Anonymous No.715805542 >>715806064 >>715806658 >>715815401
They know their audience.
Anonymous No.715805570 >>715805612 >>715805654
>>715805239 (OP)
They're not instructions retard. It's literally just a digital museum of the switch 2's features. The instructions are on that piece of paper in the box your console was packaged in.
Anonymous No.715805573
>>715805239 (OP)
i played this at an event and it fucking sucks, you can't even access the whole console from the start, you have to collect these dumb medals
Anonymous No.715805612 >>715805670
>>715805570
Astro's Playroom was free
Anonymous No.715805654
>>715805570
That'll be $10 plus tax sir.
Anonymous No.715805670
>>715805612
So was your mom when I fucked her last night, bitch.
Anonymous No.715805724 >>715806065 >>715815401 >>715824540
Anons, I have the sudden urge to buy the Joy-Con 2 wheel accessory. How can I convince my dad to buy me one?
Anonymous No.715806000 >>715806771
>need to buy $100 accessories to play the game
Anonymous No.715806054 >>715806393 >>715820903
>>715805239 (OP)
NoJ wanted to charge people for Wii Sports and Reggie had to fight tooth and nail to get it bundled with the console.
Nintendo was always greedy, they're just going overdrive now because there's no one to challenge their bullshit decisions.
Anonymous No.715806064
>>715805542
>manipulating your children to manipulate your wife
>black

Checks out
Anonymous No.715806065
>>715805724
This is the most aggressively Japanese thing I have ever seen.
Anonymous No.715806393 >>715806613 >>715820903
>>715806054
NoJ did charge people for Wii Sports. The other regions had it as a pack-in.
Anonymous No.715806534
>>715805239 (OP)
It's kino
Anonymous No.715806613 >>715807159 >>715820903
>>715806393
They wanted to charge everyone for it, but only did in the Japanese market because of Reggie.
Anonymous No.715806658 >>715819673
>>715805542
toys you can enjoy with your children.... BAD
Anonymous No.715806771
>>715806000
Ackchully you need a full suite of pretty good entertainment-center stuff to actually get everything out of it, like the Super Mario Bros 1-1 demo that requires you have a 4K television because it displays the whole level across every single pixel

The game also does recognize people might have a Switch 2 but they aren't retards who have 4K TVs so you can put a button combo in to skip some games or demos
Anonymous No.715807159 >>715807446 >>715820903
>>715806613
Regginator fucked up with stuff like Xenoblade, but he was 100% right sometimes.
Anonymous No.715807446 >>715810806
>>715807159
No, he was right, xenoshit sucks ass.
Anonymous No.715810806 >>715814072
>>715807446
Get off 4chan, Reggie.
Anonymous No.715813494 >>715824540
ohnono tendie bros. we got mocked by a free software
Anonymous No.715813903
This is free btw
Anonymous No.715814072
>>715810806
Why don't you come over here and make me? My body is ready.
Anonymous No.715815401 >>715816240 >>715816648
>>715805239 (OP)
>>715805542
>>715805724
This isn't a legit game, is it? Did Nintendo really ask people to pay for a tutorial?
Anonymous No.715815529
>>715805239 (OP)
>this has been the best seller in ALL eshop regions since release
>eshop rankings are by earnings, not volume
>this means its sold CONSIDERABLY MORE than #2
i fucking hate this earth. fuck consoomers
Anonymous No.715815672
It's a "game" for techies
It gives you tidbits about the development of the console and such
Anonymous No.715816240 >>715819421
>>715815401
It's not really a tutorial. It's moreso the devs sucking each other off while not-subtly-at-all encouraging you to buy all the switch 2 peripherals
Anonymous No.715816648 >>715819421
>>715815401
Its basically like a digital information pamphlet with tech demos and mini games like Wii Play. You're a little character that walks/runs around a giant switch 2 museum and unlock stuff. Sadly you need a 4k TV, a TV that does 120hz, a TV that does HDR, the camera, the pro controller, and the wheel to experience all the features. They don't tell you this in the eshop description so I was able to get a refund.
Anonymous No.715819421 >>715821062 >>715821209
>>715816240
>>715816648
what the fuck..... how greedy can nintendo be to charge for this shit?
Anonymous No.715819673
>>715806658
>"Toys"
Anonymous No.715820903
>>715806054
>>715806393
>>715806613
all regions charged for Wii Sports, NoJ's Wii was $50 cheaper to make up for not having the pack in.
>>715807159
Reggie was a massive faggot who did nothing but harm as a president, but he's a top tier public speaker.
Anonymous No.715821062 >>715821709
>>715819421
>employees do work
>want to get paid
>WHAT A BUNCH OF GREEDY PIGS
not how it works champ, the devs that made welcome tour need to eat
Anonymous No.715821209
>>715819421
because retards will buy anything with nintendo's name on it, same with any brand obsessed fag btw
Anonymous No.715821709 >>715822047
>>715821062
>company's reputation tanks
>people stop buying their shit
>have to do lay-offs
>devs now out of a job
But hey, at least they got paid for their work, right?
Anonymous No.715822047 >>715822161
>>715821709
but enough about everyone else in the industry.
Anonymous No.715822161
>>715822047
>whataboutism
Damn, I thought it would take at least a few more posts before we got here.
Anonymous No.715824540
>>715805724
Corpo globohomo "art style" soulless product.

>>715813494
Fun free game with TECHNOLOGY moments funded by advertisement.
Anonymous No.715824690
>le page 10 samefag bump because nobody is biting anymore!
Anonymous No.715825603
>715824690
I use catalog do so I bump dead threads and never get replies but thanks for giving a reply this time.
Anonymous No.715825880
>>715805239 (OP)
Switch 2 is absolute proof that Nintendo has become soulless. They used to always innovate with all new hardware and even how you interact with your games. They never made direct successors to any of their consoles. No not even NES to SNES or Wii to Wii U. Switch 2 is the first time they ever truly did this and its really showing what Nintendo has become at this point. They are no different from Sony or MS now. They just have nostalgia to keep the manchildren distracted for now until eventually the stink of their new corporate identity becomes too much to deny.