Thread 715810694

>ASM
Now: Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade
Next: ENDER MAGNOLIA: Bloom in the Mist
Later: Drakengard

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYKjuJdJexM (embed)
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ausspeedruns
Schedule: https://horaro.org/asm2025/schedule
Schedule 2 (high cpu usage): https://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2025/schedule

>Dog Water
Now: Resident Evil 2 Remake
Next: Ib
Later: Castlevania Symphony of the Night

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=velEPIEbcN8
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/dogwaterruns
Schedule: https://oengus.io/marathon/DWR25/schedule/dwr25

Previous thread: >>715785795

any cringe moments? I haven't been watching.

migu

>>715810694 (OP)
>oww my balls

>(embed)
noooooooooooooooo
any feedback?

>>715810789
You just missed an epic one

>>715810789
>any cringe moments?
Yeah your post

you are in the dogwater

luv me sum Mararthons

>>715810816
I could have saved her

>>715810816
I can fix him

>>715810846
GOTTEM

I wish RE2R was like REmake

>hasn't practiced at all
incoming let's play

Taking over/unders on Joe's time doing the Sewer puzzle

How do I vote on Rainwave songs that are up for voting, I can't click on the title and I don't see a vote button.

>the doors only open one way
kek

>>715810816
I could put this dude in the situation where they need a boybortion

>>715811028
Oh nvm, you have to hit Play first and then the vote buttons show up. Dumb design.

>>715811005
dnf

>Kevin
I hope he doesn't have another on-stream domestic with his wife this year.

I have no idea whats happening on dogewater

>doors only open in one direction
Is this a corruption stream or something?

holy fuck

>All of the doors are opening backwards
>Kevin's microphone is about to go haywire like last year
We love it

corruption% run

game of the year everyone

literal cursed run

>the zombies aren't reacting at all, they're just standing there...
MENACINGLY

>you wanna see how far i can get in this fucked version of the game
this is exactly the outcome i wanted

laggg

>doors only open one way
>zombies unresponsive
what else can go wrong?

NEW TECH UNLOCKED

So he's set this up as an elaborate bit.

>>715810865
fucking bodied the freak

>>715811374
kek, I remember that run

Since he doesn't have to shoot zombies this would be a WR if he knew what he was doing

Where is Spyro? Is he safe?

holy hell he forgot where to go lol

all doors are purple

This is a hot dumpster fire — lovin it!

>>715811549
It seems like in your schedule... you rejected all his runs

>>715810869
>YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO
>Ooooorb!
>AUSSPEEDRUNS MARATHON
>let's go Twitch chat!
>on You-You-YouTube!
>trans rights!
>WHERE WE STREAM NOTHIN' BUT CLASSIC SPEEDRUNS
>hoooyp!
>*microphone feedback noise*
>THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S MARATHON
>*spyro 2: ripto's rage any% starts playing*

>>715811557
>>715811686
This is the second ever dogwater run I'm watching, is it always like this?

praying this turns into a creepypasta

Anons, I've never played FF7R, but the automated fighting system seems kinda kino
Should I play this game?
Difficulty level: FF6 is the greatest RPG of all time, and I get filtered by FF12's Gambit system

Yoo I forgot about this shit, any good runs?

>>715811753
His first run of this game was fine, but he never played it again outside of a marathon I guess

>>715811797
yea

the doors only opening towards you is killing me.

>>715811753
yes

>>715811734
>>715811740
>sees plum

>>715811740
so sad tim died on the way back to scotland

>>715811797
Yea it's good, your mileage will vary with the story though.
Also the combat is only automated if your select the option, but you can still directly control it.

>>715811916
There was nothing we could do, the seagull snatched him right off the ferry

>>715811916
Seems pretty active.

Potential WR incoming

>all enemy AI & scripting is borked
what the hell is this

>>715811972
>>715812169
THE CUNT DID IT
HE'S RIDING THAT SHITHAWK LIKE A FUCKING ROC
ABSOLUTE LEGEND AMONGST THE SMALLFOLK

>>715812221
just REngine things.

>>715812221
japs can't into pc

This is definitely going to be a DNF, something will prevent him from progressing

>dogwater schedule is so solid that i'm actually bothering to take power naps for specific runs
we're so back

Lmao the whole couch is pissed at the guy for not trying to fix the run and not practising or testing.

this dude cant even open a door

>>715812365
yeah they're legit pissed

>I'm horrendously awful at this game
At least at dogwater they tell the truth, unlike the gdq token they/them black quake runner who is still living in my head rent free
>>715812365
Is it on their discord?

>>715812365
They're really not, the event organizer was all "fuck it, see how far you can go".

>>715812556
why arent they making movies out of all the discworld novels

make sure to archive this run

>>715812365
>autist in charge of understanding social cues

>>715812365
We love Kevin shittalking Joe in this house

>>715812685
No anon, didn't you see how fucking awful The Watch adaption was

>>715812260
AND NOW HE'S DIVE-BOMBING THE WORK CREW THAT WAS TRYING TO BUILD A MALL OVER HIS MAGIC GLEN
HE AIN'T PART OF THE FAIR FOLK NO MORE, HE'S MAD AS HELL AND KICKING ASS

>>715812685
His estate is very wary after the fucking miserable BBC America adaptation of The Watch.

It's a shame since the ones by Sky were really good, if low budget as fuck.

>has no idea what he's doing
>can't open doors
>doesn't know the charity

This man came prepared.

was that segment in the OG ffvii? cause jesus christ who designed that gameplay?

it's joever

>>715812775
lotr had a mediocre adaption too before it became one of the best trilogies ever made

softlocked

Yup, that's what I thought would happen, BODYBLOCKED

*blocks your path*

>>715812863
Anon.. We had Hogfather and the two Rincewind novels as GOAT adaptions, then they made a TV series with an alcoholic Vimes, a tranny dwarf and a black Sybil

KINO

wait did they kill it or

kino run

>>715813104
Mr. X moved the helicopter and blocked his path, so he saved and restarted the game, and it crashed so he's verifying the integrity of the files and we're gonna see what happens from there

>>715813104
He's removing his mods and putting the game back to normal.

>>715812964
There was also a Going Postal adaptation, which was good too.
>and a black Sybil
Even the race swapping wasn't as bad as her being Sybil in name only, which is pretty much the entire show, The Watch in name only, fuckers even kill off Detritus by shooting him with a crossbow.

>>715813104
Trying to unfuck his files.

>>715813006
Y-Y-YOU'RE A GENUINE BOULDERPUNCHER

This is trainwreckino of the highest order.

NOOOO WE HAVE TO PLAY THE GAME NOW

>>715812964
>with an alcoholic Vimes
I'd allow it in a Guards Guards adaptation

what's the under/over for this run now? 1:35:00?

>>715810694 (OP)
tranny speedrun
tranny event

>>715813227
Going Postal was pretty decent yeah, that Angua shat all over The Watch's version, god the show was so fucking ugly

>>715813482
hellboy at home

>>715813482
>Going Postal was pretty decent yeah
Casting Charles Dance as Vetinari was genius, might not have looked the part but he sure nailed the role.
>god the show was so fucking ugly
I'd forgotten how aesthetically miserable they made it look.

Sorry lads but he sounds a bit too much like a parody of a /v/ poster to me. Everything is "dogshit", every sentence has at least two fucks in it and every time they ask him something his answer is something like "fuckin'... like... fuckin' yeah I guess or somethin" to show me just how relaxed and detached he is. Fair play if you like it, but it's a no for me, dog.

>Doors weren't working properly until he verified the files
wtf lol

>or in a thread
Dogwaters could be among us...

>>715813928
if you don't wanna watch it then don't watch it, no need for an essay.

>>715814031
Bro there's more people in this thread than there is watching the stream, what do you think

>>715813928
it's a uh *checks schedule* simpsons hit and run waiting room

>>715814031
This thread has the runs...

Even with the ai back on its still the same.

>>715814091
there's like 20 people total in this thread, viewers are 60+ between youtube and twitch.

>>715814031
There's only 28 viewers so there's a good chance that viewer count is mostly made up of people in this thread.

>>715814187
Wouldn't be the first time, we were basically all the viewers for that one mini marathon that was raising money for an after school thing.

>>715814187
there's 46 on youtube

This is the comfiest I've felt since the overall speedrunning marathon started

>>715814290
NWSF

>>715812964
Didn't they cast David Jason or something as Rincewind? Rincewind to me was always essentially Shaggy from Scooby Doo in physique.

>>715814443
They did, and also as Albert in Hogfather.

>>715814443
Yeah they did, but he actually did a pretty good job at the character imho, definitely had that weaselly cowardice down

>>715814532
Honestly all of Hogfather is perfectly cast, its the perfect Adaption and I watch it every Christmas

finally some ass to look at

>>715814532
>>715814556
I suppose there wasn't really a suitable "draw" actor at the time anyway. Even now I can't really think of any. Maybe the tall lad from the Inbetweeners, if you can consider him a draw.

alzheimer bros...

All those people who say Ada's hot, eat your heart out

>>715810694 (OP)
KINOOOOOOOOO

"Gotta go fast~"
- Tifa

>>715814641
Yeah, they even got Nobby right, which makes me wish they got to do a Watch adaptation.

>>715814953
"Trans Rights~"
- Tifa

>>715814079
Sorry about the giant essay, bro. I did stop watching though. In the time I was typing that post he used the word dogshit three more times so I called it there. Sorry about this giant essay as well.

>>715814963
The Wizards are probably the best depiction of a group of wizards ever put to screen

more like mogwater to be honest

>>715815165
>mog
but final fantasy is on stream 1...

>>715814176
time to rate the runs and spam more ratings than the total number of viewers

>>715815297
"Final fantasy"

>>715815014
"OOOOOOOOOOORB"
-Wakka

>>715815389
>rate
Go back to GDQ.

IM A HEADBANGA

The runner doesn't know the run

>>715815585
speedrunning is for everyone

THE NEVERENDING STORY YOU MORONS

>>715815585
and yet he's entertaining

>>715815748
Tourists can't grasp Joe runs.

>Dogwater still at $145
You are going to donate, aren't you, anon?

>>715815474
"Damn, holy shit, like, goddamn this weed is the BOMB"
-Spyro

>>715815950
Watch carefully for a $1000 donation from "Anonymous".
Screencap this post

turns out the people in these threads didnt actually want speedruns and all the zzz overestimate votes are trolling because it seems a bit hypocritical to keep shilling this dogwater shit when it is exactly what everyone complains about the entirety of GDQ minus the trannies

>>715815950
I'm sending thoughts and prayers rn

>>715816074
Ive never watched dogwater and idk if I will. Tbh Idk what the fuck it even is.

>>715816176
they're botting views

>>715815950
i'm the impaired kid here, i should be receiving them

>>715815929
>Tourists

I don't know what power you think that word has but it has none. I don't give a fuck if someone browsed a BSG thread three years ago when it comes to the content of their post.

>>715816074
k keep us posted

>>715815950
of course not

>time for a donation
>no
Lmao based

>>715816074
GDQ tries to have an air of professionalism while dogwater is literally telling you their runs are going to be horseshit.

>>715816074
ZZZ is for "game I don't like" or "runner I don't like" or "donations interrupted the run that I didn't like".
The "didn't like" is due to trannies or contrarianism 90% of the time.
1. no trannies here
2. these are literal whos
3. normal or meme games, no shilling

Small events get a bonus for being genuine. Particularly one that advertises as being shit runs for a good cause.

>>715816074
ff remakes are bad to watch and i'm not gonna suffer through it if there's an alternative. i'll switch back when ender magnolia kino is on

>>715815950
I don't have a job...

>>715816074
forgot your vtumor avatar

soooo deska

>>715816353
Truthnuke
We pretty much can't get a zzz run at dogwater because even the worst runs have heart and soul in them, something gdq can never have nowadays

>>715815950
My cock is THROBBING at how good a person I am. Literally exalting my euphoric brain rite now.

>can't wait for Spyro
Good job, anon.

>>715816745
>>715816813
kek

>>715816745
Absolute madlad

>>715816745
>"This run is dogwater, can't wait for Spyro"
The Playstation Nation applauds your contribution.

no spyro?

>>715815950
I accidentally donated $75 to ASM so no, thankfully australian currency is worthless

>>715816901
I've only ever played Spyro on GBA, it was about frozen fairies or some shit, but I never finished it.
Worth going back and checking it out?
Not interested in 3d Spyro btw

>>715817090
>worth going back
No
>not interest in 3d spyro
Those are the only good ones, you are missing out

>>715817168
>no
Shame.
>those are the only good ones
I'm just tracking down games I played as a retard kid and never finished, not interested in starting new stuff, already have a backlog to last me years.

>>715817090
>I've only ever played Spyro on GBA, it was about frozen fairies or some shit, but I never finished it.
I played that same game during part of GDQ for nostalgia (Season of Ice), even if it's fine I'd suggest you play the Season of Flame sequel instead, it's easier to figure out your surroundings and such.
The third game is fine too but it's a slight change of genre into a collectathon for key items to activate events and other key items you're required elsewhere, so go for it only if you can stomach multiple world revisits.

>>715816901
croc legend of the gobbos is mucho better game than spyro but I never seen it get speedrunned at events... sad

Okay but what about Spyro Skylanders? I hear those are pretty good 3d action platformers sometimes?

>>715817243
As I get older I realized most gba games are shovelware and not good. Applies to the original gameboy and gbc as well. Maybe the conventionally agreed upon top 25 for each console are worth actually playing I feel. There aren't many "hidden gems" on these portables anymore

>>715817307
Hypnoshark has wr in that game I think

Four mins over estimate isn't bad when you consider how the game was broke as fucked and he had to re-verify his files.

more like hotdog water runs

>complete breakdown of the game up to having to check file integrity
>runner forgot the route too
>still only 5 minutes overestimate
Kinda impressive actually. Until I checked the leaderboards and even the worst run on that was faster than this lol

Ib was a cute rpgmaker classic, but I don't think there's much in the way of skill expression for speedrunning.
Stream1, is FF over already? Or they still fighting jannies or some shit?

>>715817697
Final jannie fight before Seph

>anons saying its over estimate
>its not even over yet

Reminder that the estimate is just that, an estimate. It is there solely to let the viewer know roughly how long the current run will take. The estimate is not a time limit, and there is nothing wrong with going over it, or adjusting it to suit how the run is progressing.

>>715817780
Click the purple stream2 link in the OP you baka.

why do they call her lb if she's not fat

hell yeah an Ib run

The tearing is content for a horror game

>anons say it was 5 mins over esitmate
>they finish 5 mins under

rate Anal Fantasy VII Remake Tardigrade

low energy c(desu ka)

>Tasmaniajones
Will his smile persist?

>>715818024
S

>>715818024
D(idn't watch)

>ender magnolia
>DRAKENGARD1
Oh yeah, it's kino time. Post your favorite banger from Drakengard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwFAaWlPVk

No Ending B roll, that's cheating.

>>715818024
Not GDQ/10

Shouldn't it be "An"?

>>715817846
So true, Spikevegeta
Respect the Zestimate, but don't expect the Zestimate

>>715818024
Not enough Yuffie/10
Giev unzipped hotpants back you fagnuggets

It's nice that ASM and Dogwater both give spotlight time to gay couples that run JRPGs.

>>715818203
subtle

>>715818203
nigga we getting a ending not an ending

>>715818203
A ending is the first ending.
B + C are unlocked after that, D is unlocked after that, and E is unlocked by 100% the game (a fucking PAIN in the arse and also soft impossible on the undub ISO for the PS2 due to a bug preventing a certain enemy required for a weapon to spawn, yes I'm still salty about never getting to play ending E myself).

>>715818203
lmao

>>715818106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLCUX4fpvro

>completely empty room
bros...

>>715818357
At least it's not ending D.

>>715817996
Cool collection

Who here Dogwater on Twitch, ASM on Youtube?

sex with ib

>>715818517
>he doesn't appreciate love that crushes like a mace
WEAK

>>715818506
They can't handle his smiles

>>715816745
Someone make a donation from The Yetee

Thoughts on ASM this year?

>>715818632
I'm watching Dogwater on kick and ASM through clips on coomer

>STILL SMILING
what the actual fuck

>>715818964
Same as always really, solid overall, comfy long runs.

ALL SMILES

>>715818964
I'm in the UK, so it's been mostly super long runs which I'm not interested in. Event hasn't been my thing.

>>715819005
He never stopped.

>>715818964
the trannies have intensified to the point where we may not be able to contain it.

>>715818998
Cute.

SMILES FOR MILES

>>715818964
the loud tranny ruined the comfy crono cross run

>>715819096
Why contain it? It's cool.

Do you think this guy smiles when he takes a huge shit? I like to think he does.

>>715819071
Well at least there's dogwater for you now. Have you managed to catch any ASM shorter runs?

>that smile
New experimental drug?

I might be misremembering but didn't someone make a timelapse of one of this smiling fella's runs?

>>715819209
i smile like that when the bidet hits just right

I want to protect that smile

>>715819254
Oh I've liked the shorter ones to be fair, those were nice.

>>715818964
Basically the same as this
>>715819071
So currently watching Dogwater which has been fun so far

>>715819346
thanks

>>715819263
All natural much to his misfortune, they attributed most of the Joker's crimes to him before he went public.

>don't call me out like that
lmao

>>715818964
Due to my time zone I've mostly just seen the long overnight runs or the quieter morning runs which has made it comfy overall. But it does mean I missed out on some of the good major prime time runs like Werster stuff. The long JRPG runs were better than I thought and its the only event where I've really enjoyed the long JRPG runs.

However Yuki Layla is obnoxious as fuck and off putting and an overall bad sign for ASM going forward.

Return of the King.

>>715819346
How do I attain this level of happiness

This was the only part in IB that ever creeped me out.

>he/him gender tag
is it as pozzed as gdq?

>Dogwater: the event that you've all been hyping up in these threads since ESA
>turn on stream
>28 viewers

>>715819603
yeah pretty much. there's only been one trans right donation though

>>715819603
It's approximately 1/3 ESA and 1/8 GDQ pozz levels fellow bugchaser
not worth checking out for you

>>715819656
hell yeah

>>715819346
7 straight hours of pure happiness.

>>715819656
im 10 of them

Mary just wanted to be real and be best friends with Ib...

Jesus Christ, the stream bitrate for Dogwater is fucking dogshit.

>>715819656
>"shit fuck this is dogshit"
>"heres what you do when you talk to women"
>shoots Ada in the face with a rocket launcher

other marathons would never

>>715818106
>>715818487
GROWING WI-
>no ending b
fuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUylCLuxXj0

>>715819656
comfy

>>715819656
yeah this shits a 4chin thread industry plant marathon
24 viewers lmaooo

>Peter's furiously practicing sandwalk.
Haha oh wow, his cursed performance in the 22 race still hangs in there.

He really needs to put that mic closer to his mouth so I can hear anything he is saying over the game audio
Then again it would cover his eternal smile

Sonic Unleashed waiting room

I don't get it

>best ending
>let gary die
???

damn he hit the button on the exact fucking frame he said time.

Is this ASM or RPG Limit Break?

>>715820257
unleashed Any% sucks because you have to collect medals to complete the game. the real category is All Day Stages

>>715820353
play the game, Mary had to die.

stoopid dono reader
cowabunga is for turtles not cows
fire her :((

how is he talking in chinese while speaking english

why are they only making metroidvanias these days instead of castlevanias and metroids

>>715820472
I did like 15 years ago.
Best ending is getting Gary out so he can groom Ib IRL
Mary is whatevs

>>715820576
did you not even watch the stream dummy, she was in the gallery talking to Gary.

wtf is a metroidvania?
you mean hollowknightlikes?

>>715819346
>>715819136
did someone glue his teeth together

>>715819656
Do you know what dogwater means?

>>715820505
fuck that, where are my metrocastles?

>>715820505
The metroid-likes get copyright striked by Nintendo and the castlevanias are taken to the back alley by Yakuza who fear their pachinko income is threatened.
It is a natural evolution to avoid both. Only the fittest survive

Dogwater merch aint bad at all, its very subtle

>was a bit too late
got the intro at least

WHICH ONE DO I WATCH

>open dogwater
>another ecker bear lab leak
noticing

>>715820651
hollowknight is a souls-lite shovelknightlite though

a pronoun at dogwater, the dogwest has dogfallen

>>715820774
Anon they're husbands.

>>715820773
dogwater -> drakengard -> dogwater

>dogwater will be based anon
>he/him
it's shit like all the others

>>715820851
so true, let's go watch asm.

>>715820851
>dogwater will be based anon
Nobody said that, you played yourself, again, wait till the trans runners are on later.

>>715820851
>dropped multiple f bombs
Nah, it's brodudes and 3 layers of irony lost on people with no social skills like you

can this cow not chew while trying to talk?

>>715820851
its ironic

>>715819656
It's not that kind of marathon.

>>715820957
should have gone with fat/bastard honestly

>>715821024
he has a disability dude not cool

>>715820939
thread will have a meltie

>>715820829
until they make out they're just bros

>>715820774
speedrun marathons have been real homoerotic this year

>>715821106
Funny that the lumpy pumpkin runner did that yesterday on ASM with his boyfriend, shame it didn't happen on American hours for maximum outrage.

>>715821195
you either fuck dudes or turn yourself into a woman trying to get laid

>>715820530
I can't take this forced edgy but still safe feel

Like if I can't start shouting niggerfaggot and throwing things everywhere it's not based and redpilled stop pretending like it is it's making me uncomfortable

>>715821307
Then don't watch it? No one's forcing you to.

stop making them let's play spyro

>>715820851
i like it
its fun

>>715821307
Never had normie friends?

>>715821430
True, tell them to fix the Bottles/Shaze stream

Yup, they're definitely fucking.

It's spreading.

>>715821327
That's pretty cute, if a little bit of an abuse of having that job with little oversight.

>pronouns in my dogwater
Dogwater has fallen

>>715821775
its dogwaterfall now

>>715821775
They had them last year, you absolute donkey.

>>715821840
you mean dognkey

>>715821840
Yeah I couldn't be bothered to check if that changed. Dogwater had fallen*

COW

what's the deal with the secret cow anyway?

COW
A REAL COW

this category is dogwater

>>715820774
Why are gamers like this?

Yep that's a cow alright.

Which one of you donated this?

parking garage is a pretty fun little game, played it during nextfest.

>>715822048
RubieHart.

>>715822048
Wholesome Chungus, duh
did you even hear the donor

>>715822089
Looks fun, I like the ska music

why are they researching children

>>715822048
Did it say ANONYMOUS in the dono?
No? Then it wasn't us chucklefuck.

>>715822204
Why do you keep making these big donations to GDQ? Are you stupid?

I only played Ender Lilies and it was pretty solid. This looks to be more of the same, with some refinements. The art style is nice, but a bit more contrast and colors would have been nice. I guess they wanted to make sure that abilities and projectiles pop out, but it still looks a bit grey over all.

>>715822195
They're the future, old men are the past

>>715822263
To kick cancer in the butt of course :)

>>715822414
>old men are the past
Nah, old men are the future, they just need to get some electricity.

>>715822414
Given that people constantly complain about baby boomers still having an iron grip over the world, I think that old men are the future

>>715822414
Old men are the future.

>>715822414
they're researching them to create old men children hybrids

>4-10 hour rpg run
>tranny run
>4-10 hour rpg run
>tranny run
>4-10 hour rpg run
>4-10 hour rpg run
>tranny run
>4-10 hour rpg run
>finally a run that's neither
>it's a game I haven't played yet but want to so I can't watch a speedrun for spoiler reasons

>>715822195
They need them to combat the generational wave of old men. Assemble, LG Defense Force!

>>715822414
Lmao old men seething at this post

I hope the dogs looking for their music channel won't be confused when they tune in the wrong channel

this section kicked my butt in my playthrough
>>715823070
>mogged by sleepy dog
kwab

>>715823070
YT keeps recommending water sprinklers for flowing water so dogs will drink to me.
Never knew that was a thing, dogs are fucking retards who'll schlop up ol' 20yo crystal cola from the crevices of some ancient crypt, they don't give a fuck
it's only cats who are pretty princesses about flowing water

I saw him stop smiling!

I fucking love low poly

>>715823382
Disappointment, anger and sadness are ephemeral.
Happiness and smile are eternal. They will return!

>not standing FDR
Cringe.

is this guy fucking retarded

Where's gayer than San Francisco?

>>715823628
SGDQ/AGDQ

>FDR is responsible for corn syrup
>Salt Lake City is gayer than San Francisco
>Are a gay?
>yeah a little bit
>That's a shame

>>715823590
you simply cannot comprehend his nephilim mind

I ended up missing the RE2 run, did they have to reset and fix the AI or did he play the whole run like that?

>are you gay
>that's a shame
Huh.

>>715823691
X got caught in a doorway so they saved + reset + verified integrity and that fixed it unfortunately

>>715823691
They verified the game files and it fixed the AI and doors opening the wrong way

>>715823701
she said a little

>>715823701
>shame
Why are these fags against girls kissing girls
this game looks coo tho been sitting on my wishlist for ages

>Mozzarella music
Italians, explain

That he is lovely dono reader
never remove the fedora

Are you ready anon?

>>715823997
Hell yeah
Never enough spyro
best franchise, only way to improve it is by going nintendo exclusive

>>715823906
Ska is what plays in your head when you get extra mozarella sticks

i hope i dont hear any of these giggling burnouts again

>>715823748
>>715823775
Damn. Fun while it lasted at least.

>>715822774
>Who won't this Australian speedrun event cater to MY timezone?

>>715824243
And what the fuck is this run anyways?
It's not a speedrun, it's just a guy playing the game trying to improve his PBs

>>715824472
yeah this fucking blows

>>715823840
>Why are these fags against girls kissing girls
Dunno for that dude specifically but some of the angry incel types have decided it's stealing from them having a chance with chicks who would otherwise be straight and available to them.

>>715824472
>>715824589
Just do what I did and go back to ASM until Sonic starts.

>dogwater runs
>the runs are dogwater

>fuck the kids, play worse
Based Michael Jordan donation!

fucking kek

Best part about the smiler is that he's smiling so hard it's making everything he says unintelligible

I can't tolerate this Reel Big Fish slander

>>715824698
man this game is fucking awful too

Whats up with Jahansoundsystem

>>715825006
He sounds based to me

GDQ wouldn't even ban him, they'll just shoot him on the spot.

>>715825006
Just a failed normalfag.

was this woman in dogwater runs last year?

downright pecuilar things happening down there in atlanta

>>715825148
This one? No
The couch goblin was, though

There was an Ib run? I missed it. How'd that go?

After living in Atlanta, I can assure you it's true. A lotta cockgobblers over there.

>>715825302
Underestimate but invalid
Said best end but let Gary die.

>>715825302
I was gonna say he didn't fuck up but he did die in the gas room once

>>715825148
Not last year, she was there for 22 though.

>>715825410
No he didn't?

>>715825410
motherfucker did you even watch the run retard?

>>715825524
>>715825558
>let himself get caught by the painting dolls
Did YOU watch the run?

Joe's a menace!

>Joe wakes back up and starts doing his usual shit.
lol

Man, Dogwater RULES!

>A hospital kid escaped and all he left behind was an autism speaks sticker
Finally a good speedrun event

Do NOT ask Joe what the N on his head stands for

>>715826221
The fucking tonal shift between ASM's happy, ever smiling dude and the stoner looking mother fucker talking about autistic kids on Dogwater is killing me

>>715826324
>playing japkino
>playing dogshit western memes
It's only natural.

Too much swearing in dogwater. Bad influence

Joe get out of the fucking thread

>>715826453
Influence deez nuts

>>715826453
the sick children will never recover from this!

I thought you fags were meming about this ASM guy last year, that this was just an inversion if resting pitch face. But no. He actually is just like this. He's actually earnestly smiling most of the time. He's just indomitably happy to run his games.

What joys to be alive

not a fan of the woman desu

>>715826624
t. FDR

>>715826591
It says a lot that it feels made up or exaggerated, when the dude's just loving getting to show his run.

>>715816074
>caring about votes in a thread with no charts

>>715826624
Inner city new yorker hands wrote this post

>>715816074
>Why is the biggest, and apparently most professional speedrun event in the world, which boasts having the best speedrunners and talent on display compared differently and given a higher standard to a 42 viewer event basically called "Shitty Runs?"

>>715826932
>42 viewer
24

>>715826591
Love this guy, you can feel the autistic passion pouring out of his smile

>>715826591
Yeah I thought that was just how his face was but there was a few times in the run where he focused or had to ask something and stopped smiling. He definitely has big buck teeth but he is also actually smiling the whole time.

>drakengard and sonic unleashed on at the same time
fugg

>>715827013
Bitch fucking apoligize.

>>715827013
I'm combining Youtube and Twitch views

>>715826789
It's pretty sad that some anons were trying to force them for these events because they can't decouple that from watching runs.

>>715826726
Though he had a medical condition that made his face like that tbqhwf

>>715827163
Kino

>donating to fuck with the runner
beautiful

Chat, do we hate Mitch Mcconnell?

>>715827136
>>715827143
yes i know you are inflating viewers having two tabs open but it still doesnt count joe

>drakengard A ending
No hymir's finger? Sad, it's the best weapon in the game

>>715827326
Mitch McConnell paid Indians to flood gdq with trans rights donos

He also laundered all the donos to the war industry

>>715827326
I'm not American so I have no idea who the fuck he is.

Just so fucking safe edgy with the profanity and hoping Mitch Mcconnell dies

Is this the kind of autism GDQ filters out?

I'm never complaining about trans rights and rulecucks again

>Wake up from nap
>Overslept
>Missed literally the entirety of Mr Smiles run
man

>>715827571
Get out of here Mitch

>>715827598
He powered through.

the crowd is wild

>could've had based drunk%
>only get shitty A ending run
It's not fucking fair.

>>715827326
Yes
t. Kentucky anon

>>715827571
ok guraspic

>>715827667
It's 6am.

>>715827667
Me on the left

drakenierchads lets fucking go

>>715827713
anon always going back to that old chestnut

>>715827571
Croak already, Mitch

>>715827713
Wasn't Gura fired for inordination?
She's a freelancer under another name now I think

>>715827941
>Firing your most popular member
Generational blunder

>>715827941
No, she wasn't fired. TL;DR she couldn't handle the pressure of being the big celebrity idol of a company, she just wanted to be a streamer gremlin

>>715828046
Shut up simp

>A kind-hearted and righteous man who detests the horrors of war, Leonard is a forest recluse prior to the events of Drakengard. Since his parents were killed in the wars between the Empire and the Union, he sought to peacefully raise his three younger brothers - Laum, Riversal and Lukhege.
>However, he also chose to be a hermit to punish himself for his pedophilia. While he personally wallowed in self-blame and regret, a part of him also felt he should be proud of his sexual preferences. He constantly struggles with this personal dilemma.
>He eventually caves into his pedophilia and masturbates in the forest, causing him to be absent from the Empire's massacre of his family and home (the English version of the game leaves his absence unexplained).
>To him, seeing the dead remains of his brothers was worse than death itself. Filled with self-guilt, he attempts suicide, but fails to do it.
jeez

of course the drakengard runner is a chick lmao
chicks LOVE yoko taro pseudo drivel

FEMALE!!! FEMALEE!!!!!!!

>>715828216
Drakengard is some fucking grim shit.

>>715828216
Technically the most moral character, just due to feeling shame at bad deeds compared to the mass murderer and the cannibal elf and the literal child.

>>715827334
Even if you claim the 24 Twitch viewers are inflating views, it still means that Youtube would have 23 viewers. Which 20 + 20 = 40. How to math???

Also it doesn't refute my point at all anyways so its pointless. Who cares if its 24 or 42, my point was it has low viewers. Do you disagree and claim it doesn't?

>>715828216
Which arm does he goon with

she cute

>>715828089
>>715828046
Harutomo is the best vtuber

High-Energy Pete today

claim deez nuts dweeb

Oh hay it's the chick who ran God of War 2 last year, she's cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT7SIc_bIsc

holy mother of framedrops

she literally looks like how i would imagine the average female yoko taro fan looks like lmao

Pussy-haver identified

>>715828343
The same 20 count added together doesnt equal 40 it equals 20 retard

>Girl with anime game
>Dude with Sonic
Now this is some fucking speedrunning

>>715828523
I would bet a non-trivial amount of money that this woman is batshit fucking crazy.

>>715828615
nothing the dick can't beat.

>A ending
Which ending?

>>715828674
A

>>715828674
A ending. Not the B, C, D, or E endings, but the A ending.

What was his problem?

oh its like hyrule warriors

>>715828674
Ending A.

>>715828597
>anime game
honestly this seems more janky than anything else

>>715828615
>runs Drakengard
Buddy, it'd be more surprising if she wasn't fucked up

>>715828767
>A ending.
Yeah but which one that isn't specific enough

>>715828674
An ending, they just made a typo.

>>715828615
probably a shotacon

Okay I'm better at sonic than this guy, I'm switching to the girl runner.

>>715828674
The hopeful A ending where things are only 50% shit and lead into the non-canon sequel where Caim went around and tortured Manah for a decade, unlike the less hopeful B-E endings which are increasingly bad for the protagonists and the world just to fuck with completionists.

So how many dragon dildos does she own?

>>715828523
>how x looks like
ESL spotted

Where is Hatsune Miku?

>>715828674
whichever

>>715828943
The collection ever grows

>>715827160
I saw it less as actually wanting the charts and more wanting outrage. They don't tune in for speedruns they tune in to make drama and be outraged. They tuned in, saw a long, low key, quiet run, saw nothing to be outraged about and were bored, so first it started with them posting "trans rights" in the chat and screenshotting it and posting it here to try and bait outrage, and trying to get the host to say it to bait outrage, then they gave up on that. So they went to a classic chart outrage and "chartjanny" argument even though there's none of that here.

>runs drakengard
>female
>aussie
Just found my wife

>>715828951
i speak english because i want to, you speak english because you have to. we are not the same

>>715828779
Pretty much a Dynasty Warriors clone with dragons and pure fucking misery for a plot, yeah.

>>715828943
Zero. Fairly sure she hangs out near the local elementary school during weekdays 7-9am for totally innocent ornithology purposes. And again at 1-3pm. Again, for birdwatching, not for stal-watching children. Birds are very important after all.

>two very promising runs on
>both lasting basically the same amount of time
>can't decide which one to watch

>>715829024
Careful she probably smokes crack and has a brother who murdered someone

>>715821737
Blaustein is a hack fraud

>more people watching dogwater than asm
Lol
Lmao even

>>715829018
Bringing up ASM in the GDQ threads so much was a mistake, though at least it seems to have made most of those types too bored to show up to Dogwater.

>>715829136
That is the burden of the double stream event, even ESA.
>Either there is nothing you wanna watch or there's something you wanna watch on both, never one or the other.

>>715829190
no?

>>715829136
Sonic is autism central.
It takes a no less autistic person to speedrun Drakengard.
I have no advice, Drakengard speedrunning is so beyond what I'm used to in 'tism terms I'm inclined to watch that just for the novelty.

>>715829190
>20 viewers vs almost 500
?
>most of thread is about drakengard
?
why are you just making shit up

>>715829239
Dogwater has 44 viewers, asm has 31 currently

>>715829136
I just watch both.

why is caim such a murderhobo
>>715829313
asm's viewership is on twitch you fucking retard

>>715829190
stream?

>>715829252
And it's a woman running it. Like it'd be bad 'tism if a guy ran it, but when a woman runs it, it's holy shit tier.

>>715829313
Wait I forgot people are watching on twitch.
Why would you ever watch on twitch

>>715829313
no?

>>715829313
based retard

>>715829018
>so first it started with them posting "trans rights" in the chat and screenshotting it and posting it here to try and bait outrage, and trying to get the host to say it to bait outrage, then they gave up on that
Holy schizo
Are They in the room with us right now?

>>715829406
Niggas love ads

Is someone washing their windows?

>>715829406
because youtube is even worse when it comes to livestreams? especially the chat

>>715829313
ASM is at 470- Wait ASM is on youtube?
Why the fuck am I watching it on twitch then? YT has built in rewind AAHHH Fuck I'm switching

>>715829406
I have ublock and Youtube streams are generally worse

>>715829503
It's in the OP you dummy

>>715829490
You can very easily block ads on YouTube compared to twitch, also built in rewind and more player controls

The music in Drakengard is so inspired. Too bad the gameplay is not

>>715829406
if you cant get adblock working on twitch you might be retarded

>>715829465
>>715829578
i haven't seen an ad on Twitch for the last year and a half. Literally skill issue.

>>715829379
In the first game he's pissed off about his sister, pissed off in general really, in the second he's pissed off and driven half-insane by his dragon being in perpetual torture.
>>715829406
Twitch users don't ever consider other options.

>>715829561
>reading OP
OP is a faggot, and so are you.
do i look like a newfag who wastes his time reading OP?

use streamlink niggas

>>715829601
I'm a dirty mobile listener at work so I get filtered by twitch ad blocking, can't be bothered when I just boot up revanced YouTube and it's ad free

>>715829610
I can skip ads but it goes down to like 144p while skipping so I just watch on youtube

>>715829610
Meant to type aids

>>715829672
ttvlolpro works for me just fine on mobile, i just use firefox

>>715829616
I feel like nobody ever talks about drakengard 2. The first game is mentioned for the nier connection and unhinged soundtrack, and the third one for being similar to nier in characters and presentation as well as being the "best" one. Drakengard 2 is the middle one

>>715829650
nah that looks shit

>>715829597
The composer fucks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keiichi_Okabe

someone make a new thread

>Ken Penders is the best thing to happen to Sonic since Sonichu
In a way, yes.

>>715829782
2 wasn't directed by Yoko Taro so it's not even really Drakengard

nah i like it here

>>715829950
based okabe-sama always delivering GOD tier soundtracks

If the whole game was flying sections it'd be better
The on foot gameplay is fucking awful but the flying is pretty good. If the on foot sections played like dmc this would be a beloved classic

>>715829782
Yoko had no hand in that, it was a third party sequel tacked onto an existing title basically. I admit Caim going out of his way to specifically ruin Manah's life is funny, but it's such a nothingburger in terms of insanity and story it just didn't stick around due to being non-canon. fuck, even the beginning filters with how the first game starts in a war with dissonant music and the second is an unironic dragon knight exam haha

This bitch has definitely written Caim slashfic.

>>715829950
>The composer fucks
I can't confirm or deny that but he doesn't have any children listed on that wiki page nor a spouse only his employer.

>>715830050
i can definitely fix her

>>715830016
>If the whole game was flying sections it'd be better
iirc that was the original plan with the game

>>715829979
His "art" hurts my eyes.

>>715829950
>only D3
Fuck off secondary.
Post Nier(360) fans are so fucking annoying.

>>715830108
She looks like the type of bitch that would start screaming at you because she had a dream where you cheated on her then eventually smash a glass object over your head.

>>715830194
She would cheat on you then accuse you of abuse

>>715829457
>>715480329
>>715480775
boards.4chan.org/v/thread/715465965#p715481280
boards.4chan.org/v/thread/715465965#p715481398
>>715484292

Then a bunch in that thread and >>715486237 this thread were deleted but you can still see the responses to them of people telling them they're retards and to stop.

And before you claim they were genuine viewers I don't think genuine viewers would talk about a "chart janny" in the chat

>Great erection, fantastic erection!
based and Krobo-pilled

>>715829782
Weird middle game and the plot is pretty shit.

Did the Drakengard girl ran something at some other marathon? It feels like I've seen her before.

>>715830194
hot. i can fix her

>>715830265
gow3

>>715830194
Getting killed by an objet' d'art crystal ashtray due to marital dispute with my asian/hapa wife is my dream though

>>715830050
She runs God of War games too.

>>715830265
https://www.speedrun.com/users/Galasrinie
Any of these?

>>715830194
So wife then?

>>715830335
>two murderhobos find comfort in each other... and send!

>>715830194
She'd definitely leave you for a Death Note character

>>715830265
see >>715828483

>>715830050
Glorious slampiggu.

>>715830134
>throws a tantrum about nothing
>calls others annoying
You sure made your case bro

>>715830414
Ryuk cannot get away with this, first that guy's wife, now my favorite speedrunner...
I'm hiring a team, he must pay!

>>715830303
>>715830335
>drakengard
>OG god of war
holy wife material

>>715830265
A cool thing about the schedule is that if you click on their name it brings up a profile of all their past and upcoming runs:

https://ausspeedruns.com/user/Galasrinie

Maybe a bit of a controversial opinion here, but I think all the Drakengard games kind of suck.

>>715830649
That's not controversial at all. They are pure jank and mostly garbage.

baking a new thread, waiting on cooldown

>>715830401
you guys really are desperate for any mildly okay looking porky bitch huh?

>>715830649
Kind of? Positive opinions of them are carried by factors which /v/ collectively refers to as "soul", the actual gameplay is trash

>>715830830
It's /v/, can you really expect anything else?

never forget

>>715830830
>>715830947
i want normies to fuck off

>>715830649
Gameplay is clunky pretty much across the board but it's got some neat ideas that went on into other games, stuff like getting lore snippets from leveling up the optional weapons.

>>715830649
D1 IS trash, I just like it anyway.
Even the mid dragon dogfights don't help pull it beyond a 4/10 gameplay wise. The overall experience is just a 10/10 while simultaneously being a 2/10, and that is attractive.

>>715830969
IT WAS AN A

>>715830969
What the fuck? This bitch is an American?!

>>715830969
anything notable about this run?
why never forget

How do I get a gamer gf? The real one like this and not one who only plays Soduko and Candy Crash, and Animal Crossing and Sims?

>>715831101
don't worry about it

>>715831093
You have shit ears.

>>715831119
>>715831119
https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/715831119715831119
>>715831119

new

>>715831093
are you retarded?

>>715830969
people have mentioned this bayonetta run a thousand times and i still don't know what's up with it just like the other anon

>>715831285
She looks like that >triggered macro

>>715831137
I accidently did it by running old ass FPS games and happening to get talking to a girl with a way better Sunlust any% time than me.