>ASMNow: Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade
Next: ENDER MAGNOLIA: Bloom in the Mist
Later: Drakengard
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYKjuJdJexM (embed)
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ausspeedruns
Schedule: https://horaro.org/asm2025/schedule
Schedule 2 (high cpu usage): https://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2025/schedule
>Dog WaterNow: Resident Evil 2 Remake
Next: Ib
Later: Castlevania Symphony of the Night
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=velEPIEbcN8
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/dogwaterruns
Schedule: https://oengus.io/marathon/DWR25/schedule/dwr25
Previous thread:
>>715785795
any cringe moments? I haven't been watching.
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noooooooooooooooo
any feedback?
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>>715810789You just missed an epic one
>>715810789>any cringe moments?Yeah your post
>>715810816I could have saved her
I wish RE2R was like REmake
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>hasn't practiced at all
incoming let's play
Taking over/unders on Joe's time doing the Sewer puzzle
How do I vote on Rainwave songs that are up for voting, I can't click on the title and I don't see a vote button.
>the doors only open one way
kek
>>715810816I could put this dude in the situation where they need a boybortion
>>715811028Oh nvm, you have to hit Play first and then the vote buttons show up. Dumb design.
>Kevin
I hope he doesn't have another on-stream domestic with his wife this year.
I have no idea whats happening on dogewater
>doors only open in one direction
Is this a corruption stream or something?
>All of the doors are opening backwards
>Kevin's microphone is about to go haywire like last year
We love it
game of the year everyone
>the zombies aren't reacting at all, they're just standing there...
MENACINGLY
>you wanna see how far i can get in this fucked version of the game
this is exactly the outcome i wanted
>doors only open one way
>zombies unresponsive
what else can go wrong?
So he's set this up as an elaborate bit.
>>715810865fucking bodied the freak
>>715811374kek, I remember that run
Since he doesn't have to shoot zombies this would be a WR if he knew what he was doing
Where is Spyro? Is he safe?
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holy hell he forgot where to go lol
This is a hot dumpster fire — lovin it!
>>715811549It seems like in your schedule... you rejected all his runs
>>715810869>YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO>Ooooorb!>AUSSPEEDRUNS MARATHON>let's go Twitch chat!>on You-You-YouTube!>trans rights!>WHERE WE STREAM NOTHIN' BUT CLASSIC SPEEDRUNS>hoooyp!>*microphone feedback noise*>THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S MARATHON>*spyro 2: ripto's rage any% starts playing*
>>715811557>>715811686This is the second ever dogwater run I'm watching, is it always like this?
praying this turns into a creepypasta
Anons, I've never played FF7R, but the automated fighting system seems kinda kino
Should I play this game?
Difficulty level: FF6 is the greatest RPG of all time, and I get filtered by FF12's Gambit system
Yoo I forgot about this shit, any good runs?
>>715811753His first run of this game was fine, but he never played it again outside of a marathon I guess
the doors only opening towards you is killing me.
>>715811740so sad tim died on the way back to scotland
>>715811797Yea it's good, your mileage will vary with the story though.
Also the combat is only automated if your select the option, but you can still directly control it.
>>715811916There was nothing we could do, the seagull snatched him right off the ferry
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>>715811916Seems pretty active.
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>all enemy AI & scripting is borked
what the hell is this
>>715811972>>715812169THE CUNT DID IT
HE'S RIDING THAT SHITHAWK LIKE A FUCKING ROC
ABSOLUTE LEGEND AMONGST THE SMALLFOLK
>>715812221just REngine things.
>>715812221japs can't into pc
This is definitely going to be a DNF, something will prevent him from progressing
>dogwater schedule is so solid that i'm actually bothering to take power naps for specific runs
we're so back
Lmao the whole couch is pissed at the guy for not trying to fix the run and not practising or testing.
this dude cant even open a door
>>715812365yeah they're legit pissed
>I'm horrendously awful at this gameAt least at dogwater they tell the truth, unlike the gdq token they/them black quake runner who is still living in my head rent free
>>715812365Is it on their discord?
>>715812365They're really not, the event organizer was all "fuck it, see how far you can go".
>>715812556why arent they making movies out of all the discworld novels
make sure to archive this run
>>715812365>autist in charge of understanding social cues
>>715812365We love Kevin shittalking Joe in this house
>>715812685No anon, didn't you see how fucking awful The Watch adaption was
>>715812260AND NOW HE'S DIVE-BOMBING THE WORK CREW THAT WAS TRYING TO BUILD A MALL OVER HIS MAGIC GLEN
HE AIN'T PART OF THE FAIR FOLK NO MORE, HE'S MAD AS HELL AND KICKING ASS
>>715812685His estate is very wary after the fucking miserable BBC America adaptation of The Watch.
It's a shame since the ones by Sky were really good, if low budget as fuck.
>has no idea what he's doing
>can't open doors
>doesn't know the charity
This man came prepared.
was that segment in the OG ffvii? cause jesus christ who designed that gameplay?
>>715812775lotr had a mediocre adaption too before it became one of the best trilogies ever made
Yup, that's what I thought would happen, BODYBLOCKED
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>>715812863Anon.. We had Hogfather and the two Rincewind novels as GOAT adaptions, then they made a TV series with an alcoholic Vimes, a tranny dwarf and a black Sybil
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kino run
>>715813104Mr. X moved the helicopter and blocked his path, so he saved and restarted the game, and it crashed so he's verifying the integrity of the files and we're gonna see what happens from there
>>715813104He's removing his mods and putting the game back to normal.
>>715812964There was also a Going Postal adaptation, which was good too.
>and a black SybilEven the race swapping wasn't as bad as her being Sybil in name only, which is pretty much the entire show, The Watch in name only, fuckers even kill off Detritus by shooting him with a crossbow.
>>715813104Trying to unfuck his files.
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>>715813006Y-Y-YOU'RE A GENUINE BOULDERPUNCHER
This is trainwreckino of the highest order.
NOOOO WE HAVE TO PLAY THE GAME NOW
>>715812964>with an alcoholic VimesI'd allow it in a Guards Guards adaptation
what's the under/over for this run now? 1:35:00?
>>715810694 (OP)tranny speedrun
tranny event
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>>715813227Going Postal was pretty decent yeah, that Angua shat all over The Watch's version, god the show was so fucking ugly
>>715813482hellboy at home
>>715813482>Going Postal was pretty decent yeahCasting Charles Dance as Vetinari was genius, might not have looked the part but he sure nailed the role.
>god the show was so fucking uglyI'd forgotten how aesthetically miserable they made it look.
Sorry lads but he sounds a bit too much like a parody of a /v/ poster to me. Everything is "dogshit", every sentence has at least two fucks in it and every time they ask him something his answer is something like "fuckin'... like... fuckin' yeah I guess or somethin" to show me just how relaxed and detached he is. Fair play if you like it, but it's a no for me, dog.
>Doors weren't working properly until he verified the files
wtf lol
>or in a thread
Dogwaters could be among us...
>>715813928if you don't wanna watch it then don't watch it, no need for an essay.
>>715814031Bro there's more people in this thread than there is watching the stream, what do you think
>>715813928it's a uh *checks schedule* simpsons hit and run waiting room
>>715814031This thread has the runs...
Even with the ai back on its still the same.
>>715814091there's like 20 people total in this thread, viewers are 60+ between youtube and twitch.
>>715814031There's only 28 viewers so there's a good chance that viewer count is mostly made up of people in this thread.
>>715814187Wouldn't be the first time, we were basically all the viewers for that one mini marathon that was raising money for an after school thing.
>mary where the fuck are you
>>715814187there's 46 on youtube
This is the comfiest I've felt since the overall speedrunning marathon started
>>715812964Didn't they cast David Jason or something as Rincewind? Rincewind to me was always essentially Shaggy from Scooby Doo in physique.
>>715814443They did, and also as Albert in Hogfather.
>>715814443Yeah they did, but he actually did a pretty good job at the character imho, definitely had that weaselly cowardice down
>>715814532Honestly all of Hogfather is perfectly cast, its the perfect Adaption and I watch it every Christmas
finally some ass to look at
>>715814532>>715814556I suppose there wasn't really a suitable "draw" actor at the time anyway. Even now I can't really think of any. Maybe the tall lad from the Inbetweeners, if you can consider him a draw.
All those people who say Ada's hot, eat your heart out
>>715814641Yeah, they even got Nobby right, which makes me wish they got to do a Watch adaptation.
>>715814953"Trans Rights~"
- Tifa
>>715814079Sorry about the giant essay, bro. I did stop watching though. In the time I was typing that post he used the word dogshit three more times so I called it there. Sorry about this giant essay as well.
>>715814963The Wizards are probably the best depiction of a group of wizards ever put to screen
more like mogwater to be honest
>>715815165>mogbut final fantasy is on stream 1...
>>715814176time to rate the runs and spam more ratings than the total number of viewers
>>715815297"Final fantasy"
>>715815014"OOOOOOOOOOORB"
-Wakka
>>715815389>rateGo back to GDQ.
The runner doesn't know the run
>>715815585speedrunning is for everyone
THE NEVERENDING STORY YOU MORONS
>>715815585and yet he's entertaining
>you remember that one movie from the 80s or 90s?
>>715815748Tourists can't grasp Joe runs.
>Dogwater still at $145
You are going to donate, aren't you, anon?
>>715815474"Damn, holy shit, like, goddamn this weed is the BOMB"
-Spyro
>>715815950Watch carefully for a $1000 donation from "Anonymous".
Screencap this post
turns out the people in these threads didnt actually want speedruns and all the zzz overestimate votes are trolling because it seems a bit hypocritical to keep shilling this dogwater shit when it is exactly what everyone complains about the entirety of GDQ minus the trannies
>>715815950I'm sending thoughts and prayers rn
>>715816074Ive never watched dogwater and idk if I will. Tbh Idk what the fuck it even is.
>>715816176they're botting views
>>715815950i'm the impaired kid here, i should be receiving them
>>715815929>TouristsI don't know what power you think that word has but it has none. I don't give a fuck if someone browsed a BSG thread three years ago when it comes to the content of their post.
>>715816074k keep us posted
>time for a donation
>no
Lmao based
>>715816074GDQ tries to have an air of professionalism while dogwater is literally telling you their runs are going to be horseshit.
>>715816074ZZZ is for "game I don't like" or "runner I don't like" or "donations interrupted the run that I didn't like".
The "didn't like" is due to trannies or contrarianism 90% of the time.
1. no trannies here
2. these are literal whos
3. normal or meme games, no shilling
Small events get a bonus for being genuine. Particularly one that advertises as being shit runs for a good cause.
>>715816074ff remakes are bad to watch and i'm not gonna suffer through it if there's an alternative. i'll switch back when ender magnolia kino is on
>>715815950I don't have a job...
>>715816074forgot your vtumor avatar
>>715816353Truthnuke
We pretty much can't get a zzz run at dogwater because even the worst runs have heart and soul in them, something gdq can never have nowadays
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>>715815950My cock is THROBBING at how good a person I am. Literally exalting my euphoric brain rite now.
>can't wait for Spyro
Good job, anon.
>>715816745Absolute madlad
>>715816745>"This run is dogwater, can't wait for Spyro"The Playstation Nation applauds your contribution.
>>715815950I accidentally donated $75 to ASM so no, thankfully australian currency is worthless
>>715816901I've only ever played Spyro on GBA, it was about frozen fairies or some shit, but I never finished it.
Worth going back and checking it out?
Not interested in 3d Spyro btw
>>715817090>worth going backNo
>not interest in 3d spyroThose are the only good ones, you are missing out
>>715817168>noShame.
>those are the only good onesI'm just tracking down games I played as a retard kid and never finished, not interested in starting new stuff, already have a backlog to last me years.
>>715817090>I've only ever played Spyro on GBA, it was about frozen fairies or some shit, but I never finished it.I played that same game during part of GDQ for nostalgia (Season of Ice), even if it's fine I'd suggest you play the Season of Flame sequel instead, it's easier to figure out your surroundings and such.
The third game is fine too but it's a slight change of genre into a collectathon for key items to activate events and other key items you're required elsewhere, so go for it only if you can stomach multiple world revisits.
>>715816901croc legend of the gobbos is mucho better game than spyro but I never seen it get speedrunned at events... sad
Okay but what about Spyro Skylanders? I hear those are pretty good 3d action platformers sometimes?
>>715817243As I get older I realized most gba games are shovelware and not good. Applies to the original gameboy and gbc as well. Maybe the conventionally agreed upon top 25 for each console are worth actually playing I feel. There aren't many "hidden gems" on these portables anymore
>>715817307Hypnoshark has wr in that game I think
Four mins over estimate isn't bad when you consider how the game was broke as fucked and he had to re-verify his files.
more like hotdog water runs
>complete breakdown of the game up to having to check file integrity
>runner forgot the route too
>still only 5 minutes overestimate
Kinda impressive actually. Until I checked the leaderboards and even the worst run on that was faster than this lol
Ib was a cute rpgmaker classic, but I don't think there's much in the way of skill expression for speedrunning.
Stream1, is FF over already? Or they still fighting jannies or some shit?
>>715817697Final jannie fight before Seph
>anons saying its over estimate
>its not even over yet
Reminder that the estimate is just that, an estimate. It is there solely to let the viewer know roughly how long the current run will take. The estimate is not a time limit, and there is nothing wrong with going over it, or adjusting it to suit how the run is progressing.
>>715817780Click the purple stream2 link in the OP you baka.
why do they call her lb if she's not fat
The tearing is content for a horror game
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>we transitioned already
>anons say it was 5 mins over esitmate
>they finish 5 mins under
rate Anal Fantasy VII Remake Tardigrade
low energy c(desu ka)
>it looks like I'm fapping, and I am
>Tasmaniajones
Will his smile persist?
>made it back just in time for smile man to return
>>715818024D(idn't watch)
>ender magnolia
>DRAKENGARD1
Oh yeah, it's kino time. Post your favorite banger from Drakengard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwFAaWlPVk
No Ending B roll, that's cheating.
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Shouldn't it be "An"?
>>715817846So true, Spikevegeta
Respect the Zestimate, but don't expect the Zestimate
>>715818024Not enough Yuffie/10
Giev unzipped hotpants back you fagnuggets
It's nice that ASM and Dogwater both give spotlight time to gay couples that run JRPGs.
>>715818203nigga we getting a ending not an ending
>>715818203A ending is the first ending.
B + C are unlocked after that, D is unlocked after that, and E is unlocked by 100% the game (a fucking PAIN in the arse and also soft impossible on the undub ISO for the PS2 due to a bug preventing a certain enemy required for a weapon to spawn, yes I'm still salty about never getting to play ending E myself).
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>>715818106https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLCUX4fpvro
>completely empty room
bros...
>>715818357At least it's not ending D.
>>715817996Cool collection
Who here Dogwater on Twitch, ASM on Youtube?
>>715818517>he doesn't appreciate love that crushes like a maceWEAK
>>715818506They can't handle his smiles
>>715816745Someone make a donation from The Yetee
Thoughts on ASM this year?
>>715818632I'm watching Dogwater on kick and ASM through clips on coomer
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>STILL SMILING
what the actual fuck
>>715818964Same as always really, solid overall, comfy long runs.
>>715818964I'm in the UK, so it's been mostly super long runs which I'm not interested in. Event hasn't been my thing.
>>715819005He never stopped.
>>715818964the trannies have intensified to the point where we may not be able to contain it.
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SMILES FOR MILES
>>715818964the loud tranny ruined the comfy crono cross run
>>715819096Why contain it? It's cool.
Do you think this guy smiles when he takes a huge shit? I like to think he does.
>>715819071Well at least there's dogwater for you now. Have you managed to catch any ASM shorter runs?
>that smile
New experimental drug?
I might be misremembering but didn't someone make a timelapse of one of this smiling fella's runs?
>>715819209i smile like that when the bidet hits just right
I want to protect that smile
>>715819254Oh I've liked the shorter ones to be fair, those were nice.
>>715818964Basically the same as this
>>715819071So currently watching Dogwater which has been fun so far
>>715819263All natural much to his misfortune, they attributed most of the Joker's crimes to him before he went public.
>don't call me out like that
lmao
>>715818964Due to my time zone I've mostly just seen the long overnight runs or the quieter morning runs which has made it comfy overall. But it does mean I missed out on some of the good major prime time runs like Werster stuff. The long JRPG runs were better than I thought and its the only event where I've really enjoyed the long JRPG runs.
However Yuki Layla is obnoxious as fuck and off putting and an overall bad sign for ASM going forward.
>>715819346How do I attain this level of happiness
This was the only part in IB that ever creeped me out.
>he/him gender tag
is it as pozzed as gdq?
>Dogwater: the event that you've all been hyping up in these threads since ESA
>turn on stream
>28 viewers
>>715819603yeah pretty much. there's only been one trans right donation though
>>715819603It's approximately 1/3 ESA and 1/8 GDQ pozz levels fellow bugchaser
not worth checking out for you
>>7158193467 straight hours of pure happiness.
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Mary just wanted to be real and be best friends with Ib...
Jesus Christ, the stream bitrate for Dogwater is fucking dogshit.
>>715819656>"shit fuck this is dogshit">"heres what you do when you talk to women">shoots Ada in the face with a rocket launcherother marathons would never
>>715818106>>715818487GROWING WI-
>no ending bfuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUylCLuxXj0
>>715819656yeah this shits a 4chin thread industry plant marathon
24 viewers lmaooo
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>Peter's furiously practicing sandwalk.
Haha oh wow, his cursed performance in the 22 race still hangs in there.
He really needs to put that mic closer to his mouth so I can hear anything he is saying over the game audio
Then again it would cover his eternal smile
Sonic Unleashed waiting room
>best ending
>let gary die
???
damn he hit the button on the exact fucking frame he said time.
>this is dogwater I don't have to be nice! Fuck that Brit!
Is this ASM or RPG Limit Break?
>>715820257unleashed Any% sucks because you have to collect medals to complete the game. the real category is All Day Stages
>>715820353play the game, Mary had to die.
stoopid dono reader
cowabunga is for turtles not cows
fire her :((
how is he talking in chinese while speaking english
why are they only making metroidvanias these days instead of castlevanias and metroids
>this is dogwater I don't have to be nice
>>715820472I did like 15 years ago.
Best ending is getting Gary out so he can groom Ib IRL
Mary is whatevs
>>715820576did you not even watch the stream dummy, she was in the gallery talking to Gary.
wtf is a metroidvania?
you mean hollowknightlikes?
>>715819346>>715819136did someone glue his teeth together
>>715819656Do you know what dogwater means?
>>715820505fuck that, where are my metrocastles?
>>715820505The metroid-likes get copyright striked by Nintendo and the castlevanias are taken to the back alley by Yakuza who fear their pachinko income is threatened.
It is a natural evolution to avoid both. Only the fittest survive
Dogwater merch aint bad at all, its very subtle
>was a bit too late
got the intro at least
>open dogwater
>another ecker bear lab leak
noticing
>>715820651hollowknight is a souls-lite shovelknightlite though
a pronoun at dogwater, the dogwest has dogfallen
>>715820774Anon they're husbands.
>>715820773dogwater -> drakengard -> dogwater
>dogwater will be based anon
>he/him
it's shit like all the others
>>715820851so true, let's go watch asm.
>>715820851>dogwater will be based anonNobody said that, you played yourself, again, wait till the trans runners are on later.
>>715820851>dropped multiple f bombsNah, it's brodudes and 3 layers of irony lost on people with no social skills like you
can this cow not chew while trying to talk?
>>715819656It's not that kind of marathon.
>>715820957should have gone with fat/bastard honestly
>>715821024he has a disability dude not cool
>>715820939thread will have a meltie
>>715820829until they make out they're just bros
>>715820774speedrun marathons have been real homoerotic this year
>>715821106Funny that the lumpy pumpkin runner did that yesterday on ASM with his boyfriend, shame it didn't happen on American hours for maximum outrage.
>>715821195you either fuck dudes or turn yourself into a woman trying to get laid
>>715820530I can't take this forced edgy but still safe feel
Like if I can't start shouting niggerfaggot and throwing things everywhere it's not based and redpilled stop pretending like it is it's making me uncomfortable
>In the English localization of Symphony of the Night, the item was renamed "Cube of Zoe" by the translator Jeremy Blaustein, as a reference to his daughter, Zoe.
>>715821307Then don't watch it? No one's forcing you to.
stop making them let's play spyro
>>715820851i like it
its fun
>>715821307Never had normie friends?
>>715821430True, tell them to fix the Bottles/Shaze stream
Yup, they're definitely fucking.
>>715821327That's pretty cute, if a little bit of an abuse of having that job with little oversight.
>pronouns in my dogwater
Dogwater has fallen
>>715821775its dogwaterfall now
>>715821775They had them last year, you absolute donkey.
>>715821840you mean dognkey
>>715821840Yeah I couldn't be bothered to check if that changed. Dogwater had fallen*
what's the deal with the secret cow anyway?
this category is dogwater
>>715820774Why are gamers like this?
Yep that's a cow alright.
Which one of you donated this?
parking garage is a pretty fun little game, played it during nextfest.
>>715822048Wholesome Chungus, duh
did you even hear the donor
>>715822089Looks fun, I like the ska music
why are they researching children
>>715822048Did it say ANONYMOUS in the dono?
No? Then it wasn't us chucklefuck.
>>715822204Why do you keep making these big donations to GDQ? Are you stupid?
I only played Ender Lilies and it was pretty solid. This looks to be more of the same, with some refinements. The art style is nice, but a bit more contrast and colors would have been nice. I guess they wanted to make sure that abilities and projectiles pop out, but it still looks a bit grey over all.
>>715822195They're the future, old men are the past
>>715822263To kick cancer in the butt of course :)
>>715822414>old men are the pastNah, old men are the future, they just need to get some electricity.
>>715822414Given that people constantly complain about baby boomers still having an iron grip over the world, I think that old men are the future
>>715822414Old men are the future.
>>715822414they're researching them to create old men children hybrids
>4-10 hour rpg run
>tranny run
>4-10 hour rpg run
>tranny run
>4-10 hour rpg run
>4-10 hour rpg run
>tranny run
>4-10 hour rpg run
>finally a run that's neither
>it's a game I haven't played yet but want to so I can't watch a speedrun for spoiler reasons
>>715822195They need them to combat the generational wave of old men. Assemble, LG Defense Force!
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>>715822414Lmao old men seething at this post
I hope the dogs looking for their music channel won't be confused when they tune in the wrong channel
this section kicked my butt in my playthrough
>>715823070>mogged by sleepy dogkwab
>>715823070YT keeps recommending water sprinklers for flowing water so dogs will drink to me.
Never knew that was a thing, dogs are fucking retards who'll schlop up ol' 20yo crystal cola from the crevices of some ancient crypt, they don't give a fuck
it's only cats who are pretty princesses about flowing water
>>715823382Disappointment, anger and sadness are ephemeral.
Happiness and smile are eternal. They will return!
is this guy fucking retarded
>the GAYEST CITY IN THE COUNTRY
Where's gayer than San Francisco?
>FDR is responsible for corn syrup
>Salt Lake City is gayer than San Francisco
>Are a gay?
>yeah a little bit
>That's a shame
>>715823590you simply cannot comprehend his nephilim mind
I ended up missing the RE2 run, did they have to reset and fix the AI or did he play the whole run like that?
>are you gay
>that's a shame
Huh.
>>715823691X got caught in a doorway so they saved + reset + verified integrity and that fixed it unfortunately
>>715823691They verified the game files and it fixed the AI and doors opening the wrong way
>>715823701she said a little
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>>715823701>shameWhy are these fags against girls kissing girls
this game looks coo tho been sitting on my wishlist for ages
>Mozzarella music
Italians, explain
That he is lovely dono reader
never remove the fedora
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Are you ready anon?
>>715823997Hell yeah
Never enough spyro
best franchise, only way to improve it is by going nintendo exclusive
>>715823906Ska is what plays in your head when you get extra mozarella sticks
i hope i dont hear any of these giggling burnouts again
>>715823748>>715823775Damn. Fun while it lasted at least.
>>715822774>Who won't this Australian speedrun event cater to MY timezone?
>>715824243And what the fuck is this run anyways?
It's not a speedrun, it's just a guy playing the game trying to improve his PBs
>>715824472yeah this fucking blows
>>715823840>Why are these fags against girls kissing girlsDunno for that dude specifically but some of the angry incel types have decided it's stealing from them having a chance with chicks who would otherwise be straight and available to them.
>>715824472>>715824589Just do what I did and go back to ASM until Sonic starts.
>dogwater runs
>the runs are dogwater
>fuck the kids, play worse
Based Michael Jordan donation!
Best part about the smiler is that he's smiling so hard it's making everything he says unintelligible
I can't tolerate this Reel Big Fish slander
>>715824698man this game is fucking awful too
Whats up with Jahansoundsystem
>>715825006He sounds based to me
GDQ wouldn't even ban him, they'll just shoot him on the spot.
>>715825006Just a failed normalfag.
was this woman in dogwater runs last year?
downright pecuilar things happening down there in atlanta
>>715825148This one? No
The couch goblin was, though
There was an Ib run? I missed it. How'd that go?
After living in Atlanta, I can assure you it's true. A lotta cockgobblers over there.
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>>715825302Underestimate but invalid
Said best end but let Gary die.
>>715825302I was gonna say he didn't fuck up but he did die in the gas room once
>>715825148Not last year, she was there for 22 though.
>>715825410motherfucker did you even watch the run retard?
>>715825524>>715825558>let himself get caught by the painting dollsDid YOU watch the run?
>Joe wakes back up and starts doing his usual shit.
lol
>A hospital kid escaped and all he left behind was an autism speaks sticker
Finally a good speedrun event
Do NOT ask Joe what the N on his head stands for
>>715826221The fucking tonal shift between ASM's happy, ever smiling dude and the stoner looking mother fucker talking about autistic kids on Dogwater is killing me
>>715826324>playing japkino>playing dogshit western memesIt's only natural.
Too much swearing in dogwater. Bad influence
Joe get out of the fucking thread
>>715826453Influence deez nuts
>>715826453the sick children will never recover from this!
I thought you fags were meming about this ASM guy last year, that this was just an inversion if resting pitch face. But no. He actually is just like this. He's actually earnestly smiling most of the time. He's just indomitably happy to run his games.
What joys to be alive
not a fan of the woman desu
>>715826591It says a lot that it feels made up or exaggerated, when the dude's just loving getting to show his run.
>>715816074>caring about votes in a thread with no charts
>>715826624Inner city new yorker hands wrote this post
>>715816074>Why is the biggest, and apparently most professional speedrun event in the world, which boasts having the best speedrunners and talent on display compared differently and given a higher standard to a 42 viewer event basically called "Shitty Runs?"
>>715826591Love this guy, you can feel the autistic passion pouring out of his smile
>>715826591Yeah I thought that was just how his face was but there was a few times in the run where he focused or had to ask something and stopped smiling. He definitely has big buck teeth but he is also actually smiling the whole time.
>drakengard and sonic unleashed on at the same time
fugg
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>>715827013Bitch fucking apoligize.
>>715827013I'm combining Youtube and Twitch views
>>715826789It's pretty sad that some anons were trying to force them for these events because they can't decouple that from watching runs.
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>>715826726Though he had a medical condition that made his face like that tbqhwf
>donating to fuck with the runner
beautiful
Chat, do we hate Mitch Mcconnell?
>>715827136>>715827143yes i know you are inflating viewers having two tabs open but it still doesnt count joe
>drakengard A ending
No hymir's finger? Sad, it's the best weapon in the game
>>715827326Mitch McConnell paid Indians to flood gdq with trans rights donos
He also laundered all the donos to the war industry
>>715827326I'm not American so I have no idea who the fuck he is.
Just so fucking safe edgy with the profanity and hoping Mitch Mcconnell dies
Is this the kind of autism GDQ filters out?
I'm never complaining about trans rights and rulecucks again
>Wake up from nap
>Overslept
>Missed literally the entirety of Mr Smiles run
man
>>715827571Get out of here Mitch
>>715827598He powered through.
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>could've had based drunk%
>only get shitty A ending run
It's not fucking fair.
>>715827326Yes
t. Kentucky anon
>>715827667Me on the left
drakenierchads lets fucking go
>>715827713anon always going back to that old chestnut
>>715827571Croak already, Mitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwYYyXSya38
>>715827713Wasn't Gura fired for inordination?
She's a freelancer under another name now I think
>>715827941>Firing your most popular memberGenerational blunder
>>715827941No, she wasn't fired. TL;DR she couldn't handle the pressure of being the big celebrity idol of a company, she just wanted to be a streamer gremlin
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>A kind-hearted and righteous man who detests the horrors of war, Leonard is a forest recluse prior to the events of Drakengard. Since his parents were killed in the wars between the Empire and the Union, he sought to peacefully raise his three younger brothers - Laum, Riversal and Lukhege.
>However, he also chose to be a hermit to punish himself for his pedophilia. While he personally wallowed in self-blame and regret, a part of him also felt he should be proud of his sexual preferences. He constantly struggles with this personal dilemma.
>He eventually caves into his pedophilia and masturbates in the forest, causing him to be absent from the Empire's massacre of his family and home (the English version of the game leaves his absence unexplained).
>To him, seeing the dead remains of his brothers was worse than death itself. Filled with self-guilt, he attempts suicide, but fails to do it.
jeez
of course the drakengard runner is a chick lmao
chicks LOVE yoko taro pseudo drivel
>>715828216Drakengard is some fucking grim shit.
>>715828216Technically the most moral character, just due to feeling shame at bad deeds compared to the mass murderer and the cannibal elf and the literal child.
>>715827334Even if you claim the 24 Twitch viewers are inflating views, it still means that Youtube would have 23 viewers. Which 20 + 20 = 40. How to math???
Also it doesn't refute my point at all anyways so its pointless. Who cares if its 24 or 42, my point was it has low viewers. Do you disagree and claim it doesn't?
>>715828216Which arm does he goon with
>>715828089>>715828046Harutomo is the best vtuber
Oh hay it's the chick who ran God of War 2 last year, she's cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT7SIc_bIsc
holy mother of framedrops
she literally looks like how i would imagine the average female yoko taro fan looks like lmao
>>715828343The same 20 count added together doesnt equal 40 it equals 20 retard
>Girl with anime game
>Dude with Sonic
Now this is some fucking speedrunning
>>715828523I would bet a non-trivial amount of money that this woman is batshit fucking crazy.
>>715828615nothing the dick can't beat.
>>715828674A ending. Not the B, C, D, or E endings, but the A ending.
oh its like hyrule warriors
>>715828597>anime gamehonestly this seems more janky than anything else
>>715828615>runs DrakengardBuddy, it'd be more surprising if she wasn't fucked up
>>715828767>A ending.Yeah but which one that isn't specific enough
>>715828674An ending, they just made a typo.
>>715828615probably a shotacon
Okay I'm better at sonic than this guy, I'm switching to the girl runner.
>>715828674The hopeful A ending where things are only 50% shit and lead into the non-canon sequel where Caim went around and tortured Manah for a decade, unlike the less hopeful B-E endings which are increasingly bad for the protagonists and the world just to fuck with completionists.
So how many dragon dildos does she own?
>>715828523>how x looks likeESL spotted
>>715828943The collection ever grows
>>715827160I saw it less as actually wanting the charts and more wanting outrage. They don't tune in for speedruns they tune in to make drama and be outraged. They tuned in, saw a long, low key, quiet run, saw nothing to be outraged about and were bored, so first it started with them posting "trans rights" in the chat and screenshotting it and posting it here to try and bait outrage, and trying to get the host to say it to bait outrage, then they gave up on that. So they went to a classic chart outrage and "chartjanny" argument even though there's none of that here.
>runs drakengard
>female
>aussie
Just found my wife
>>715828951i speak english because i want to, you speak english because you have to. we are not the same
>>715828779Pretty much a Dynasty Warriors clone with dragons and pure fucking misery for a plot, yeah.
>>715828943Zero. Fairly sure she hangs out near the local elementary school during weekdays 7-9am for totally innocent ornithology purposes. And again at 1-3pm. Again, for birdwatching, not for stal-watching children. Birds are very important after all.
>two very promising runs on
>both lasting basically the same amount of time
>can't decide which one to watch
>>715829024Careful she probably smokes crack and has a brother who murdered someone
>>715821737Blaustein is a hack fraud
>more people watching dogwater than asm
Lol
Lmao even
>>715829018Bringing up ASM in the GDQ threads so much was a mistake, though at least it seems to have made most of those types too bored to show up to Dogwater.
>>715829136That is the burden of the double stream event, even ESA.
>Either there is nothing you wanna watch or there's something you wanna watch on both, never one or the other.
>>715829136Sonic is autism central.
It takes a no less autistic person to speedrun Drakengard.
I have no advice, Drakengard speedrunning is so beyond what I'm used to in 'tism terms I'm inclined to watch that just for the novelty.
>>715829190>20 viewers vs almost 500?
>most of thread is about drakengard?
why are you just making shit up
>>715829239Dogwater has 44 viewers, asm has 31 currently
>>715829136I just watch both.
why is caim such a murderhobo
>>715829313asm's viewership is on twitch you fucking retard
>>715829252And it's a woman running it. Like it'd be bad 'tism if a guy ran it, but when a woman runs it, it's holy shit tier.
>>715829313Wait I forgot people are watching on twitch.
Why would you ever watch on twitch
>>715829018>so first it started with them posting "trans rights" in the chat and screenshotting it and posting it here to try and bait outrage, and trying to get the host to say it to bait outrage, then they gave up on thatHoly schizo
Are They in the room with us right now?
>>715829406Niggas love ads
Is someone washing their windows?
>>715829406because youtube is even worse when it comes to livestreams? especially the chat
>>715829313ASM is at 470- Wait ASM is on youtube?
Why the fuck am I watching it on twitch then? YT has built in rewind AAHHH Fuck I'm switching
>>715829406I have ublock and Youtube streams are generally worse
>>715829503It's in the OP you dummy
>>715829490You can very easily block ads on YouTube compared to twitch, also built in rewind and more player controls
The music in Drakengard is so inspired. Too bad the gameplay is not
>>715829406if you cant get adblock working on twitch you might be retarded
>>715829465>>715829578i haven't seen an ad on Twitch for the last year and a half. Literally skill issue.
>>715829379In the first game he's pissed off about his sister, pissed off in general really, in the second he's pissed off and driven half-insane by his dragon being in perpetual torture.
>>715829406Twitch users don't ever consider other options.
>>715829561>reading OPOP is a faggot, and so are you.
do i look like a newfag who wastes his time reading OP?
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use streamlink niggas
>>715829601I'm a dirty mobile listener at work so I get filtered by twitch ad blocking, can't be bothered when I just boot up revanced YouTube and it's ad free
>>715829610I can skip ads but it goes down to like 144p while skipping so I just watch on youtube
>>715829610Meant to type aids
>>715829672ttvlolpro works for me just fine on mobile, i just use firefox
>>715829616I feel like nobody ever talks about drakengard 2. The first game is mentioned for the nier connection and unhinged soundtrack, and the third one for being similar to nier in characters and presentation as well as being the "best" one. Drakengard 2 is the middle one
>>715829650nah that looks shit
>>715829597The composer fucks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keiichi_Okabe
someone make a new thread
>Ken Penders is the best thing to happen to Sonic since Sonichu
In a way, yes.
>>7158297822 wasn't directed by Yoko Taro so it's not even really Drakengard
>>715829950based okabe-sama always delivering GOD tier soundtracks
If the whole game was flying sections it'd be better
The on foot gameplay is fucking awful but the flying is pretty good. If the on foot sections played like dmc this would be a beloved classic
>>715829782Yoko had no hand in that, it was a third party sequel tacked onto an existing title basically. I admit Caim going out of his way to specifically ruin Manah's life is funny, but it's such a nothingburger in terms of insanity and story it just didn't stick around due to being non-canon. fuck, even the beginning filters with how the first game starts in a war with dissonant music and the second is an unironic dragon knight exam haha
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This bitch has definitely written Caim slashfic.
>>715829950>The composer fucksI can't confirm or deny that but he doesn't have any children listed on that wiki page nor a spouse only his employer.
>>715830050i can definitely fix her
>>715830016>If the whole game was flying sections it'd be betteriirc that was the original plan with the game
>>715829979His "art" hurts my eyes.
>>715829950>only D3Fuck off secondary.
Post Nier(360) fans are so fucking annoying.
>>715830108She looks like the type of bitch that would start screaming at you because she had a dream where you cheated on her then eventually smash a glass object over your head.
>>715830194She would cheat on you then accuse you of abuse
>>715829457>>715480329>>715480775boards.4chan.org/v/thread/715465965#p715481280
boards.4chan.org/v/thread/715465965#p715481398
>>715484292Then a bunch in that thread and
>>715486237 this thread were deleted but you can still see the responses to them of people telling them they're retards and to stop.
And before you claim they were genuine viewers I don't think genuine viewers would talk about a "chart janny" in the chat
>Great erection, fantastic erection!
based and Krobo-pilled
>>715829782Weird middle game and the plot is pretty shit.
Did the Drakengard girl ran something at some other marathon? It feels like I've seen her before.
>>715830194hot. i can fix her
>>715830194Getting killed by an objet' d'art crystal ashtray due to marital dispute with my asian/hapa wife is my dream though
>>715830050She runs God of War games too.
>>715830265https://www.speedrun.com/users/Galasrinie
Any of these?
>>715830335>two murderhobos find comfort in each other... and send!
>>715830194She'd definitely leave you for a Death Note character
>>715830050Glorious slampiggu.
>>715830134>throws a tantrum about nothing>calls others annoying You sure made your case bro
>>715830414Ryuk cannot get away with this, first that guy's wife, now my favorite speedrunner...
I'm hiring a team, he must pay!
>>715830303>>715830335>drakengard>OG god of warholy wife material
>>715830265A cool thing about the schedule is that if you click on their name it brings up a profile of all their past and upcoming runs:
https://ausspeedruns.com/user/Galasrinie
Maybe a bit of a controversial opinion here, but I think all the Drakengard games kind of suck.
>>715830649That's not controversial at all. They are pure jank and mostly garbage.
baking a new thread, waiting on cooldown
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>>715830401you guys really are desperate for any mildly okay looking porky bitch huh?
>>715830649Kind of? Positive opinions of them are carried by factors which /v/ collectively refers to as "soul", the actual gameplay is trash
>>715830830It's /v/, can you really expect anything else?
>>715830830>>715830947i want normies to fuck off
>>715830649Gameplay is clunky pretty much across the board but it's got some neat ideas that went on into other games, stuff like getting lore snippets from leveling up the optional weapons.
>>715830649D1 IS trash, I just like it anyway.
Even the mid dragon dogfights don't help pull it beyond a 4/10 gameplay wise. The overall experience is just a 10/10 while simultaneously being a 2/10, and that is attractive.
>>715830969What the fuck? This bitch is an American?!
>>715830969anything notable about this run?
why never forget
How do I get a gamer gf? The real one like this and not one who only plays Soduko and Candy Crash, and Animal Crossing and Sims?
>>715831101don't worry about it
>>715831093You have shit ears.
>>715831119>>715831119https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/715831119715831119
>>715831119new
>>715831093are you retarded?
>>715830969people have mentioned this bayonetta run a thousand times and i still don't know what's up with it just like the other anon
>>715831285She looks like that >triggered macro
>>715831137I accidently did it by running old ass FPS games and happening to get talking to a girl with a way better Sunlust any% time than me.
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