It was that simple

>>715811706 (OP)
Now fix the fur

miyamotos design vs rares design

Wokey Kong. Fucking why? Why do we need Wokey Kong? Why?

>>715811706 (OP)
left is better.

>>715811706 (OP)
>left
S O V L
>right
soulless

>>715811803
Birdey Kong
Leafy Kong

It’s funny that this is the type of thing Nintendo actually focuses on, when the gameplay was such abysmal dogshit not even the shills are defending it

nu Miyamoto seems to never do anything right. You know he did this solely to have the DK costume at the theme parks not scare the kids. The theme park is all he cares about now.

>>715811706 (OP)
They emasculated him on purpose.

Who knew Donkey Kong fans were a bunch of Chris Chan tier autists.

>>715812328
Rareniggers aren't DK fans.

>>715811950
THIS KONG. NEEDS 30 MINUTES JUST TO PREEN

>>715812328
it's a really ugly redesign doe

>>715811706 (OP)
Right is less expressive.

>>715811706 (OP)
New Donkey looks best. Get fucked.

>>715811706 (OP)
>goofy emasculated numale vs stoic gigachad

>>715811706 (OP)
I unironically do not care and think you should just fuck right off.

>>715812869
He's always been a goofy fuck.

My god are you seriously pretending the cartoon funny monkey was some pillar of western virtue?

>>715812547
Go vandalize a store and fuck your mom about it, sister

>>715812328

>>715811706 (OP)
Imagine caring about something so trivial

>cuckey kong vs a literal serial rapist

the real patrician choice is the one from the 90's cartoon

>>715813108
These fags genuinely do. Autisim is one hell of a mental disorder

>um how does this affect you personally?
why are wokey kong shills so disingenuous?

>>715813541
>if it‘s not my opinion it is a bad opinion and you are a soulless bot

>>715813108
>pillar of western virtue?
He's not? Really observe DK.

>>715811706 (OP)
>prey and predator eyes

just make him angry
americans like angry

>>715811706 (OP)
New Kong looks so moronic.

>>715814020
Literally this.

>>715811706 (OP)
new is better, kys yourself so you can join with your beloved rare

>>715813849
>>715813916

Bros.....Nintendo.....has went...wokey

>>715814094
He was always a moron. He's a dumb gorilla.

>>715811912
Wrong way around there sport.

>>715811950
>>715812494
I WISH we got a big fat bird to pet in this gmae

>>715811706 (OP)
NINTENDO

>>715815483
Me when I see Pauline panties.

>>715811803
fix'd it
trooned it up a bit and fixed it

>>715815786
That's cotton candy colors you brain rotted faggot.

>>715811706 (OP)
>WHY NINTENDO NOT DO NEW THINGS
>NO DONT CHANGE ZELDA AND DK

>>715816025
cotton candy, troon candy, it's all gay shit to me

>>715813629
You only like him because he sings good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtGL5yKdSCk

>>715812328
I hate disingenous faggots that bring up chris chans blue arms freakout any time someone criticizes a drastic redesign.

>>715816237
You can literally see ice cream next to him its clearly a dessert themed level shut the fuck up retard.

>>715815483
Doggy Kong

>>715811706 (OP)
The tie still covers his penis therefore you didn't remove the censorship and it is woke.

>>715816494
yes the icecream is troon colored
troon-ice

>>715815483
I suddenly feel like I've got it all wrong

>>715811706 (OP)
His newer design makes him look more like a feral animal with no personality

>>715812096
>get into the U.S. theme park business with Universal and artificially prop & fuck up your IP in order to do so
>theme park & U.S. tourism industry is now collapsing thanks to peDonald's tariffs squeezing U.S. citizens, and his ICE bullshit scaring away all of the foreign tourists

lol, lmao

>>715811706 (OP)
I don't care.

>>715811873
>>715812547
I like it because it makes Raresnoys like (You) seethe uncontrollably
>b-but muh King K. Rool!
I'm happy he's back. Doesn't mean I can't laugh at Raresnoys.

>>715811706 (OP)
They definitely should have put some alternative designs to switch to for fun.

>>715811706 (OP)
>>715813108
While DK's always been goofy, NuDK is lacking the stature and coolness factor RareDK had

>>715817171
>willingly gives up color combinations to faggots
lol, pussy

nuDonkey Kong keeps making rapist faces and it's really off putting.

>>715813108
The old DK could be both goofy and cool.
The new DK is only goofy.

>>715820482
He's disengenous anyways.

>>715820356
This will never not be funny

Nintendo hire this mam!

>>715812328
I learned this in the AI threads

>>715811706 (OP)
Not even joking in the slightest, DK looking retarded is the only reason I have not bought a Switch 2 and the new game. I don’t like playing as retarded looking characters. It’s why I still have not played DKC3 to this very day.

>>715811706 (OP)
Yeap
New DK os gross and retarded

>>715811706 (OP)
I don't like the way the right looks anymore. Nintendo's plan worked.

>>715812328
I'm pretty sure any mascot character fan is a Chris Chan tier autist at the end of the day. "Change is bad" is the MO of mascot fans.

>>715811706 (OP)
he NEEDS that mickey mouse hairline bro