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Anonymous No.715811706 [Report] >>715811803 >>715811903 >>715811912 >>715812158 >>715812619 >>715812641 >>715812869 >>715813079 >>715813618 >>715813950 >>715814094 >>715814110 >>715815215 >>715816143 >>715817047 >>715819319 >>715819521 >>715819827 >>715820297 >>715823302 >>715824450 >>715824514 >>715825265
It was that simple
Anonymous No.715811803 [Report] >>715811950 >>715815786
>>715811706 (OP)
Now fix the fur
Anonymous No.715811832 [Report]
miyamotos design vs rares design
Anonymous No.715811873 [Report] >>715819706
Wokey Kong. Fucking why? Why do we need Wokey Kong? Why?
Anonymous No.715811903 [Report]
>>715811706 (OP)
left is better.
Anonymous No.715811912 [Report] >>715814757
>>715811706 (OP)
>left
S O V L
>right
soulless
Anonymous No.715811950 [Report] >>715812494 >>715814861
>>715811803
Birdey Kong
Leafy Kong
Anonymous No.715812070 [Report]
It’s funny that this is the type of thing Nintendo actually focuses on, when the gameplay was such abysmal dogshit not even the shills are defending it
Anonymous No.715812096 [Report] >>715819487
nu Miyamoto seems to never do anything right. You know he did this solely to have the DK costume at the theme parks not scare the kids. The theme park is all he cares about now.
Anonymous No.715812158 [Report]
>>715811706 (OP)
They emasculated him on purpose.
Anonymous No.715812328 [Report] >>715812490 >>715812547 >>715813541 >>715816401 >>715823135 >>715825165
Who knew Donkey Kong fans were a bunch of Chris Chan tier autists.
Anonymous No.715812490 [Report]
>>715812328
Rareniggers aren't DK fans.
Anonymous No.715812494 [Report] >>715814861
>>715811950
THIS KONG. NEEDS 30 MINUTES JUST TO PREEN
Anonymous No.715812547 [Report] >>715813458 >>715819706
>>715812328
it's a really ugly redesign doe
Anonymous No.715812619 [Report]
>>715811706 (OP)
Right is less expressive.
Anonymous No.715812641 [Report]
>>715811706 (OP)
New Donkey looks best. Get fucked.
Anonymous No.715812869 [Report] >>715813108
>>715811706 (OP)
>goofy emasculated numale vs stoic gigachad
Anonymous No.715813079 [Report]
>>715811706 (OP)
I unironically do not care and think you should just fuck right off.
Anonymous No.715813108 [Report] >>715813743 >>715813916 >>715820297 >>715820565
>>715812869
He's always been a goofy fuck.

My god are you seriously pretending the cartoon funny monkey was some pillar of western virtue?
Anonymous No.715813458 [Report]
>>715812547
Go vandalize a store and fuck your mom about it, sister
Anonymous No.715813541 [Report] >>715813882
>>715812328
Anonymous No.715813618 [Report]
>>715811706 (OP)
Imagine caring about something so trivial
Anonymous No.715813629 [Report] >>715816328
>cuckey kong vs a literal serial rapist

the real patrician choice is the one from the 90's cartoon
Anonymous No.715813743 [Report]
>>715813108
These fags genuinely do. Autisim is one hell of a mental disorder
Anonymous No.715813849 [Report] >>715814128
>um how does this affect you personally?
why are wokey kong shills so disingenuous?
Anonymous No.715813882 [Report]
>>715813541
>if it‘s not my opinion it is a bad opinion and you are a soulless bot
Anonymous No.715813916 [Report] >>715814128
>>715813108
>pillar of western virtue?
He's not? Really observe DK.
Anonymous No.715813950 [Report]
>>715811706 (OP)
>prey and predator eyes
Anonymous No.715814020 [Report] >>715814107
just make him angry
americans like angry
Anonymous No.715814094 [Report] >>715814182
>>715811706 (OP)
New Kong looks so moronic.
Anonymous No.715814107 [Report]
>>715814020
Literally this.
Anonymous No.715814110 [Report]
>>715811706 (OP)
new is better, kys yourself so you can join with your beloved rare
Anonymous No.715814128 [Report]
>>715813849
>>715813916

Bros.....Nintendo.....has went...wokey
Anonymous No.715814182 [Report]
>>715814094
He was always a moron. He's a dumb gorilla.
Anonymous No.715814757 [Report]
>>715811912
Wrong way around there sport.
Anonymous No.715814861 [Report]
>>715811950
>>715812494
I WISH we got a big fat bird to pet in this gmae
Anonymous No.715815215 [Report]
>>715811706 (OP)
NINTENDO
Anonymous No.715815483 [Report] >>715815634 >>715816930 >>715817453
Anonymous No.715815634 [Report]
>>715815483
Me when I see Pauline panties.
Anonymous No.715815786 [Report] >>715816025
>>715811803
fix'd it
trooned it up a bit and fixed it
Anonymous No.715816025 [Report] >>715816237
>>715815786
That's cotton candy colors you brain rotted faggot.
Anonymous No.715816143 [Report]
>>715811706 (OP)
>WHY NINTENDO NOT DO NEW THINGS
>NO DONT CHANGE ZELDA AND DK
Anonymous No.715816237 [Report] >>715816494
>>715816025
cotton candy, troon candy, it's all gay shit to me
Anonymous No.715816328 [Report]
>>715813629
You only like him because he sings good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtGL5yKdSCk
Anonymous No.715816401 [Report]
>>715812328
I hate disingenous faggots that bring up chris chans blue arms freakout any time someone criticizes a drastic redesign.
Anonymous No.715816494 [Report] >>715817171
>>715816237
You can literally see ice cream next to him its clearly a dessert themed level shut the fuck up retard.
Anonymous No.715816930 [Report]
>>715815483
Doggy Kong
Anonymous No.715817047 [Report]
>>715811706 (OP)
The tie still covers his penis therefore you didn't remove the censorship and it is woke.
Anonymous No.715817171 [Report] >>715820482
>>715816494
yes the icecream is troon colored
troon-ice
Anonymous No.715817453 [Report]
>>715815483
I suddenly feel like I've got it all wrong
Anonymous No.715819319 [Report]
>>715811706 (OP)
His newer design makes him look more like a feral animal with no personality
Anonymous No.715819487 [Report]
>>715812096
>get into the U.S. theme park business with Universal and artificially prop & fuck up your IP in order to do so
>theme park & U.S. tourism industry is now collapsing thanks to peDonald's tariffs squeezing U.S. citizens, and his ICE bullshit scaring away all of the foreign tourists

lol, lmao
Anonymous No.715819521 [Report]
>>715811706 (OP)
I don't care.
Anonymous No.715819706 [Report]
>>715811873
>>715812547
I like it because it makes Raresnoys like (You) seethe uncontrollably
>b-but muh King K. Rool!
I'm happy he's back. Doesn't mean I can't laugh at Raresnoys.
Anonymous No.715819827 [Report]
>>715811706 (OP)
They definitely should have put some alternative designs to switch to for fun.
Anonymous No.715820297 [Report]
>>715811706 (OP)
>>715813108
While DK's always been goofy, NuDK is lacking the stature and coolness factor RareDK had
Anonymous No.715820356 [Report] >>715822943
Anonymous No.715820482 [Report] >>715822863
>>715817171
>willingly gives up color combinations to faggots
lol, pussy
Anonymous No.715820532 [Report]
nuDonkey Kong keeps making rapist faces and it's really off putting.
Anonymous No.715820565 [Report]
>>715813108
The old DK could be both goofy and cool.
The new DK is only goofy.
Anonymous No.715822863 [Report]
>>715820482
He's disengenous anyways.
Anonymous No.715822943 [Report]
>>715820356
This will never not be funny
Anonymous No.715823025 [Report]
Nintendo hire this mam!
Anonymous No.715823135 [Report]
>>715812328
I learned this in the AI threads
Anonymous No.715823302 [Report]
>>715811706 (OP)
Not even joking in the slightest, DK looking retarded is the only reason I have not bought a Switch 2 and the new game. I don’t like playing as retarded looking characters. It’s why I still have not played DKC3 to this very day.
Anonymous No.715824450 [Report]
>>715811706 (OP)
Yeap
New DK os gross and retarded
Anonymous No.715824514 [Report]
>>715811706 (OP)
I don't like the way the right looks anymore. Nintendo's plan worked.
Anonymous No.715825165 [Report]
>>715812328
I'm pretty sure any mascot character fan is a Chris Chan tier autist at the end of the day. "Change is bad" is the MO of mascot fans.
Anonymous No.715825265 [Report]
>>715811706 (OP)
he NEEDS that mickey mouse hairline bro