King of Platformers - /v/ (#715814239) [Archived: 258 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:36:24 PM No.715814239
astro-bot
astro-bot
md5: 8a68b2a3152d650a3aef049993b11ed8🔍
Still undefeated
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:52:36 PM No.715815360
mogged decades before release sadly
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:54:18 PM No.715815508
file
file
md5: 912ba0b094d37835bbea86bbb8575da7🔍
I still have yet to play a game that's better than Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back

>b-but muh Astrobot!
>b-but muh Mario!
>b-but muh Donkey Kong!
>b-but muh-

No. You are wrong. Crash 2 remains the king and will never be dethroned.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:54:57 PM No.715815554
>>715815508
crash sucks
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:55:35 PM No.715815605
file
file
md5: 99153756d93f4c4445f30ecfd3aa4a1d🔍
>>715815554
You know what? YOU SUCK!
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:57:13 PM No.715815709
>ripoff sunshine/galaxy
if anything its king of ripoffs, sony seems to copy nintendo often
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:57:56 PM No.715815770
It's funny to me when I see snoys try to pretend their childhood memory is valid and not a joke. If you grew up playing playstation games then you were already doomed from the outset.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:00:58 PM No.715815992
>>715814239 (OP)
>best selling new ip platformer that's not Mario in UK
>and it was a lie
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:02:07 PM No.715816065
>>715814239 (OP)
its fun but dont act like its a revolutionary game. It just feels that way to a playstation 5 owner since they've never experienced a real game before.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:03:05 PM No.715816131
>>715815508
Worst Final boss ever made.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:04:30 PM No.715816220
>linear and railroaded 3D platformer with terrible weight and non-existent momentum
No.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:06:37 PM No.715816368
this game is dogshit and I don't know why people spam this even ironically, it's always been cope from PiS5 owners
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:06:40 PM No.715816372
>>715815508
I was playing PS1 back then, Crash sucked. Klonoa was where it was at
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:07:10 PM No.715816408
>>715816372
Sorry to hear about your homosexual pedophilia, anon.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:08:06 PM No.715816476
>>715816372
>Klonoa
I've never seen someone praise this that wasn't a deranged furfag or a naive hopeful
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:08:26 PM No.715816497
>>715814239 (OP)
maybe
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:09:47 PM No.715816594
funkopop: the game
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:34:12 PM No.715818307
>>715814239 (OP)
Are Sony ponies this delusional? Do they seriously think having a single good game (which is an inferior clone of Super Mario Galaxy) makes Astro Bot the king of platformers?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:01:54 PM No.715820465
>>715818307
Don't mind them, Astro Bot threads die unless they intentionally antagonize everyone.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:02:55 PM No.715820559
At lowest sales for a platformer game?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:11:13 PM No.715821252
>>715820465
this, these threads naturally slide to page 10 unless some fag image spams to bump for an hour before giving up himself
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:25:28 PM No.715822402
Banjo_&_Kazooie
Banjo_&_Kazooie
md5: 4cd4a4d7f08db3e700c6b357661f4b87🔍
>>715814239 (OP)
Imagine being such an amazing icon for a genre that almost 30 years after your first game came out and after 18 years since you've had any new game at all, people still talk about how good your game is. Even if you think Astro Bot is better, the fact that people today still compare it and other modern platformers to Banjo Kazooie says enough. You can only hope the same thing happens to AB in the next couple of decades.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:28:59 PM No.715822648
>>715822402
B-K is leagues above this. This shit was already forgotten between its release and now, the game will be swept under history's rug forever like Blinx
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:29:29 PM No.715822686
>>715814239 (OP)
name 1(one) iconic character besides Astro in the game. No, references don't count. Astrobot has no unique personality to its world like Mario, DK, Crash, Spyro, Ratchet ETC. He is a mascot that is surrounded by references. He has nothing.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:57:51 PM No.715824882
>>715814239 (OP)
Is it okay for me to find this gif funny in 2025? Its even funnier to me because I know Astrobot really pisses the le hardcore gamer types off.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:57:59 PM No.715824894
>>715814239 (OP)
True. Genuinely one of the best games I've played in the last decade. Papa tree level goes hard
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:13:54 PM No.715826081
astro flop
astro flop
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lul
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:36:16 PM No.715827887
>>715826081
I always enjoy this kind of tendie cope. Since it will completely blow up in their face when Nintendo has one of their retard console generations.

If we just go by sales then mobile gaming is the objective king of videogame quality.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:39:30 PM No.715828173
>>715822402
>>715822648
Its because Sony's identity isn't really tied to platformers or childish style games. They are the home of the movie games for "mature gamers" and also wokeslop garbage.