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Anonymous No.715814239 [Report] >>715815992 >>715816065 >>715816497 >>715818307 >>715822402 >>715822686 >>715824882 >>715824894
King of Platformers
Still undefeated
Anonymous No.715815360 [Report]
mogged decades before release sadly
Anonymous No.715815508 [Report] >>715815554 >>715816131 >>715816372
I still have yet to play a game that's better than Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back

>b-but muh Astrobot!
>b-but muh Mario!
>b-but muh Donkey Kong!
>b-but muh-

No. You are wrong. Crash 2 remains the king and will never be dethroned.
Anonymous No.715815554 [Report] >>715815605
>>715815508
crash sucks
Anonymous No.715815605 [Report]
>>715815554
You know what? YOU SUCK!
Anonymous No.715815709 [Report]
>ripoff sunshine/galaxy
if anything its king of ripoffs, sony seems to copy nintendo often
Anonymous No.715815770 [Report]
It's funny to me when I see snoys try to pretend their childhood memory is valid and not a joke. If you grew up playing playstation games then you were already doomed from the outset.
Anonymous No.715815992 [Report]
>>715814239 (OP)
>best selling new ip platformer that's not Mario in UK
>and it was a lie
Anonymous No.715816065 [Report]
>>715814239 (OP)
its fun but dont act like its a revolutionary game. It just feels that way to a playstation 5 owner since they've never experienced a real game before.
Anonymous No.715816131 [Report]
>>715815508
Worst Final boss ever made.
Anonymous No.715816220 [Report]
>linear and railroaded 3D platformer with terrible weight and non-existent momentum
No.
Anonymous No.715816368 [Report]
this game is dogshit and I don't know why people spam this even ironically, it's always been cope from PiS5 owners
Anonymous No.715816372 [Report] >>715816408 >>715816476
>>715815508
I was playing PS1 back then, Crash sucked. Klonoa was where it was at
Anonymous No.715816408 [Report]
>>715816372
Sorry to hear about your homosexual pedophilia, anon.
Anonymous No.715816476 [Report]
>>715816372
>Klonoa
I've never seen someone praise this that wasn't a deranged furfag or a naive hopeful
Anonymous No.715816497 [Report]
>>715814239 (OP)
maybe
Anonymous No.715816594 [Report]
funkopop: the game
Anonymous No.715818307 [Report] >>715820465
>>715814239 (OP)
Are Sony ponies this delusional? Do they seriously think having a single good game (which is an inferior clone of Super Mario Galaxy) makes Astro Bot the king of platformers?
Anonymous No.715820465 [Report] >>715821252
>>715818307
Don't mind them, Astro Bot threads die unless they intentionally antagonize everyone.
Anonymous No.715820559 [Report]
At lowest sales for a platformer game?
Anonymous No.715821252 [Report]
>>715820465
this, these threads naturally slide to page 10 unless some fag image spams to bump for an hour before giving up himself
Anonymous No.715822402 [Report] >>715822648 >>715828173
>>715814239 (OP)
Imagine being such an amazing icon for a genre that almost 30 years after your first game came out and after 18 years since you've had any new game at all, people still talk about how good your game is. Even if you think Astro Bot is better, the fact that people today still compare it and other modern platformers to Banjo Kazooie says enough. You can only hope the same thing happens to AB in the next couple of decades.
Anonymous No.715822648 [Report] >>715828173
>>715822402
B-K is leagues above this. This shit was already forgotten between its release and now, the game will be swept under history's rug forever like Blinx
Anonymous No.715822686 [Report]
>>715814239 (OP)
name 1(one) iconic character besides Astro in the game. No, references don't count. Astrobot has no unique personality to its world like Mario, DK, Crash, Spyro, Ratchet ETC. He is a mascot that is surrounded by references. He has nothing.
Anonymous No.715824882 [Report]
>>715814239 (OP)
Is it okay for me to find this gif funny in 2025? Its even funnier to me because I know Astrobot really pisses the le hardcore gamer types off.
Anonymous No.715824894 [Report]
>>715814239 (OP)
True. Genuinely one of the best games I've played in the last decade. Papa tree level goes hard
Anonymous No.715826081 [Report] >>715827887
lul
Anonymous No.715827887 [Report]
>>715826081
I always enjoy this kind of tendie cope. Since it will completely blow up in their face when Nintendo has one of their retard console generations.

If we just go by sales then mobile gaming is the objective king of videogame quality.
Anonymous No.715828173 [Report]
>>715822402
>>715822648
Its because Sony's identity isn't really tied to platformers or childish style games. They are the home of the movie games for "mature gamers" and also wokeslop garbage.