Thread 715820220

Bathrooms aside, Mafia 3 was the peak of the franchise.

Nah yet.

nyat yeh

It’s not even Mafia. You don’t even play as an It*lian. You play as this ugly sh*tskin subhuman fuck

>>715820220 (OP)
go to the bathroom first and then we'll talk

>>715820325
>ugly sh*tskin subhuman fuck
an italian?

>>715820325
italians be brown though

>kino music
>kino setting
>kino cars
>kino story
there is 0 reason to hate mafia 3 but anons do becasue protag is black guy

>>715820390
A lot of them like to call themselves Italian

nuh yeh wha da hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6uTBlek2Pw
"Ugh... Dimitrus, get off the game, go to the bathroom, and take a shit"
>Mum y'gathuh gebibo
"Now."
>Aughe wha the mah nineh?
"Bathroom and shit, now!"
>Ame neh, I'm ami yuhh
"Go to the bathroom now!"
>Buh I'm still playing mafiyuh
"Dimitrus!"
>Sa me na, mulagi nah
"Bathroom and shit now!"
>No mom nah yeh wat the hehh
"GO TO THE BATHROOM!!"

>Mm albi needs-eeds-eehh
"Go to the bathroom and take a shit!"
>Do aghgeh narn ee hold it een
"I can smell you!"
>Guy in this shooting game is black
"Get off-go to the bathroom!"
>Mum muhuh em off ubb my back
"Dimitrus!"
>Ahmah pants, theh start to smehh
"Dimitr-"
>Buh I cant go yeh wat the hehh
"Go. To the bathroom."

>I can't go yet what the heh-ehhh
"I can smell you, shitting yourself!"
>I can't go yet what the heh-ehhh
"GO!!!"
>My mum yewwling im in trubuhh
"YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF!"
>Poop it come out ob my buhholwe
"POOP IS COMING OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE"
>Oh muh gawd, em nam ee mowww
"GET UP AND GO, TO, THE BATHROOM"
>I cant go yeh wat the hehh

>Mah eela harbo garbi dae
"GO TO THE BATHROOM!"
>Am eebeha mam yell at me
"GET UP AND GO. TO. THE BATHROOM"
>Aneh nuh ande hmmm hih ne
"Go. To the bathroom. You're shitting yourself."
>Mah sweahpants get brownan a stickeh
"Dimitrus. Get off the game-"
>Dis mafiyuh game kinda blehhs
"Go to the bathroom and take a shit"
>Buh i cant go yeh wat the heh
"GET UP AND GO, TO, THE BATHROOM"

>I can't go yet what the heh-ehhh
"GO TO THE BATHROOM!"
>I can't go yet what the heh-ehhh
"YOU'RE SHIT-ING YOURSELF!!"
>My mum yewwling im in trubuhh
"GO!!"
>Poop it come out ob my buhholwe
"I will rip...everything apart..."
>Oh muh gawd, em nam ee mowww
"POOP IS COMING OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE"
>I cant go yeh wat the hehh

why did he do it bros
why didnt he just shit in the bathroom

>>715820494
it's barely functional and is full of boring filler content, there's not even any side activities

>call your game mafia
>it's an anti white blaxploitation story

>>715820220 (OP)
YOU'RE LITERALLY SHITTING YOURSELF

>>715820220 (OP)
It really wasn't

>>715820220 (OP)
The only thing cool about this game is that the collectables were 70s Playboy covers with full nudity. They were allowed to get away with this because of the brown protag and "kill evil whitey" plot. Besides that, it was a 6/10 GTA clone.

>>715822535
You tell anyone you die. That's the new rule of the game. You talk, you die.

>>715820494
IIRC he's not even black, he's a BR or something but society in that time period considered anyone darker than a mexican to be black

>>715822535

What part of “not yet” do you not understand

this is why we need gamer chairs you can shit directly into

>>715823912
Ah yes Tarantino's embarrassing cuck fantasy. He's enjoying his life in Tel Aviv these days.

>>715822535
It's not even an online game and has a pause function, there was no excuse to be made. Bro is ungovernable.

>>715820220 (OP)
It's not just peak mafia, it's the best GTA-style game.
At least until GTA 6 comes out.