Thread 715822437

this is your hero?

>>715822437 (OP)
smartschoolboy9?

>>715822521
Why is his mouth always agape and his tongue pressed against his lip?

tendies literally tried to say this isn't tranny coded lol

Wokey Kong
Sickly Kong
Tardy Kong

>trannies are so desperate for validation they convince themselves anyone wearing pink and blue supports their dick mutilations
sad

>>715822437 (OP)
>The extremely common cyan/pink color combo? AYIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
You've been mindbroken.

>>715822642
It's a fetish, anon. It doesn't need to make sense.

>>715822437 (OP)
stoopid monke

troons dont own colors

>>715822437 (OP)
tranny kong lmao

>>715822437 (OP)
How much is your lot being paid to post the same two images of "tranny" kong every day? Troons don't own blue and pink.
And who's seriously looking up to fucking Donkey Kong as a hero?

mental illness general

>>715822437 (OP)
Hell yeah, I love cotton candy
>BUT TRANNIES
I love cotton candy

Would anyone in this thread like some delicious cotton candy?

>>715823665
Me
>>715823649

>>715823789
didn't your mommy teach you to not take candy from strangers?

>>715822521
did they still not find this sick piece of shit?

>>715822437 (OP)
This is what I think of the new DK

>>715824148
>cabezilla seething over the new design too
Lmfao

>>715822437 (OP)
>Zesty Kong
Really Rareware?

>>715823473
To be fair, it's not like this place is a bastion of sanity.

>>715822437 (OP)
>Nintendo implying trannies look like big dumb apes
is this based?

>>715822642
Because he's a racist caricature of african americans

How about a slushy /v/! It's on the house

>>715822437 (OP)
can we stop pretending like anyone cared about this stupid monkey. nobody played his games, nobody picks him in mario kart or smash.

>>715823789
HAHA SIKE, THE COTTON CANDY IS LACED WITH ESTROGEN

>>715824148
>even the fucking vore artists are shitting on the redesign
holy kek

>>715824675
Sorry this is a tranny drink that will turn me into a tranny which I DEFINITELY don't want. It's just the only thing I think about 24/7. I don't even play video games anymore, I just think about trannies.

>>715824090
He’s fucking fake you retarded nigger, you fell for arg slop lmfao

my hero is so fuarking valid

>>715824808
Nah, just that one. Cabezilla is a major rarefag who drew an entire series of Kazooie eating every single platformer mascot he didn't like (which was basically all of them except for Banjo)

>>715824675
AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME GRIFTERMAN

>>715824148
>these are the people making these threads
shocking

>>715824148
HOLY SOVLNVKE

>>715824923
>vorefag
>somehow based
bit weird.

>>715823665
notice the distinct separation between colors as they are both individual and solid. not interlaced as stripes as found in the tranny flag and donkey kong

>>715825085
you’re just equally as autistic and embarrassing as vorefaggots

>>715825213
ah yes, im autistic and weird for simply thinking that DKs redesign looks retarded and fails to get the kong across.

>>715824148
fake image because dk would win

>>715824148
>unprompted miyamoto seethe in the comments
oh this is 100% the faggot making these threads

>>715824923
where the trunk art at

>>715825338
the real DK would.

>>715825330
Yeah and you probably want to be an ally voted by him

>>715825338
>>715825419
dk isn't real

>pick a color combination you don't like
>get mad about it
>this is my problem somehow

You're not fooling anyone, mutilated abomination.

>>715825383
>every body... i dont... like... IS... ONE! PERSON!!!!!
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU'RE MY ERIC DARREN AC FLOOBLE VOREFAG SCHIZO!!!!!!!!!!!

I miss bubblegum and cotton candy flavors not being associated with chopcocks

Imagine hating cotton candy.

>>715826016
wow this vorefags going absolutely nuts

>>715826104
it's not cotton candy. there are white tones in kongs fur and it fits the theme of boy and girl colors being striated onto a single background like on a single kong. on cotton candy the colors aren't mixed together and are distinctly separated like males and females

>>715826601
meds

>>715822437 (OP)
There's no white so it doesn't count as tranny colors

>>715826536
there are several billion people online, anon.
the chance of that vorefag even seeing these posts is so abysmally low that you're better off trying to win the lottery.

>>715826675
ok vorefaggot

>>715826095
This. Same thing with rainbows.

>>715822437 (OP)
Yeah.

>>715826857
It’s funny because schizos like op are equally as bad as trannies and faggots for letting them claim this shit

>>715822521
yes and also that lion taxidermy

Who is behind the dishonest cope that these aren't obviously tranny colors?

>>715827040
really stretching it for new shitposting material huh vorefag?

>>715822696
Are the textures not loaded in?

>>715827207
only trannies think those are tranny colors, tranny

>>715827269
look at that mouth. tokyo EAD took it straight from the lion taxidermy

>>715823665
that's cotton tranny

>>715827284
what textures

>>715827457
cope
make a new thread schizotranny this one flopped

>>715827360
nintendo has been self censoring and putting western politics in their games by their own accord. you're crazy if you think this is just cotton candy. personally i don't care because this game actually looks like shit but i am gonna stir the pot on this for my own amusement

>>715827019
It sucks, but we can't do anything about it. 4chan and the rest of the web is filled with paid ragebaiters and fanboys on all sides now. And theres enough mentally retarded schizos on the internet now where constantly claiming an alt costume in a Japanese children's game is "trans coded" will actually work.
Downie trannies will feel hecking validated because they've been SEEEEN, and mouth breathing spergs will continue to post the same two images unironically thinking that it's pro trans.

>>715822437 (OP)
Wokey Kong if he real

>>715827738
>forced schizophrenic tranny babble

>>715822437 (OP)
he's nobody's hero

DK would brutally beat down trannies though

>>715828170
Wokey Kong isn't the real DK.

>>715828094
Nobody in this thread is calling you fags bigots. We're calling you trannies.

>>715828319
Funnyroo!

>>715828346
kek

>>715828346
>

>>715828772
KEK

>>715828772
well played

>>715822437 (OP)
ZESTY KONG

>>715822437 (OP)
WOKEY KONG

>>715822958
Unironically brianwashed

IT'S SHAVED ICE/A SNOWCONE, YOU GET IT IN THE FROZEN DESSERT-THEMED LAYER, YOU DUMB NIGGERS

>>715829626
snow cones are red blue and purple

>>715828319
>>715829430
lol who's making those? they're funny af

>>715829626
op is trans so let him have this

The colour combination is cool af, too bad trannies appropriated it.

>>715828319
The girl is smart and the monkey man is stupid.
Is this feminism?

>>715828319
They cut his hair for the second picture. If you are cultured enough, you know what happens when you cut DK's hair.

>>715830051
it's literally like in the game, pauline is smart and tells the dumb monkey what to do but nintendo isn't woke, right? fucking tendies

How did you a group of people claim a color combination so that it can never be used without people bringing it up.

>>715830190
?

No, this is.

>>715824697
Zoomer revisionism.

>>715826016
Eric moment

>>715830337
Trannies said they want it and /v/eddit submits to trannies

>>715824697
Fr no cap sybau bussin brah mid ratio!!!

>>715830337
I've literally only seen this shit done by 4ch and permanently online douchebags.

>>715830337
i don't think of trannies when i see cotton candy or even the colors. i do however think of trannies when video game developers use those colors because it is historically accurate

>>715831065
because you’re a tranny

>>715831229
couldn't be farther from the truth. i don't even have a discord account

>>715830337
All it takes is one persistent retard to completely ruin discourse for everyone

>>715824148
>Rare DK is a vorefag
based beyond belief

>>715831315
ok tranny, keep making these threads and you’ll be valid

>>715831503
are you saying people that hate trannies are trannies

>>715831673
everyone hates trannies

Retards on this board just genuinely think about trannies all day. It's actually pathetic.

>>715822437 (OP)
tranny kong...

>>715822437 (OP)
AH THE TRANNY COLORS

THE PINK AND BLUE MEANS THE TRANNY COLORS

it's ok when nintendo does it

>>715822437 (OP)
whats the bonus for the skin? death after 500minutes?

>>715832318
miyamoto personally shoots a fat yellow load in your ass

>>715827284
I guess higher res textures would look like shit on the lowpoly voxel models. it would look like a fucking 8k texture pack for minecraft

>>715829626
You know what they charge at the ice cream store? A dollar for toppings at the ice cream store.

>>715822521
Oh god, lol

>>715829430
>the wonder bread

>>715823665
AAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!

>>715824548
No he's not. You're only making it as such by saying it is!!

They don't just imply but pretty much state outright that the original DK was Cranky in his youth

>>715826016
this isn't helping your case one fucking bit

Chance, Pauline. Chance is everything.

>>715836957
>Kong of Frankenstein

KONG RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

>>715830354
baby donkey kong

>>715822437 (OP)
>tranny kong

>>715824148
>Vorenigger
>Furfag
Name a more iconic mentally illness combo

>>715824675
>paper straw
no thanks, I'm not a soicuk

>>715843323
>libtards made us go fromm drinking out of paper cups with plastic straw to paper straw from a plastic cup
why theys are so stupids?

>>715829430
>PS5 library
>spiderwebs
>Rick and Morty Funko
Fucking kek.

>>715822642
Pretty sure he wears one of those fake mouths that he hide using makeup
>>715824090
He was already found in the wild, but brit cops claimed he didn't break any laws so they let him go, they did however send a warning to parents to keep their kids away from him though

>>715836957
Why can't he make a single dignified expression.

>>715844437
are you really implying DK has fucking ever been anything adjacent to "dignified" unless it was played up as a joke

>>715844437
strong kongs create good bananas
good bananas create weak kongs
weak kongs create bad bananas

>>715828319
>Whiskey Kong

>>715829430
>receipt staple through the screen