Thread 715834223 - /v/ [Archived: 176 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:58:27 PM No.715834223
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Why is nintendo no longer capable of making a good game?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:01:07 AM No.715834425
>>715834223 (OP)
>no longer
They never made good games to begin with.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:01:49 AM No.715834475
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>>715834223 (OP)
>>715834425
as opposed to snoy "games" which are really just interactive movie walking simulators?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:02:53 AM No.715834534
>>715834223 (OP)
Name a better game that came out in the last two years.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:02:56 AM No.715834538
>>715834475
Sony is only good at killing the ips they bought.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:03:30 AM No.715834592
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The world just looks like a mess of just abstract chaos. what happened to cohesive good looking worlds. Even DK64 had more memorable areas than whatever the fuck this is
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:04:38 AM No.715834676
>>715834592
>Even DK64 had more memorable areas
>square rooms with blurry textures
DK64 was awful even back in the day son.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:04:44 AM No.715834681
>>715834592
This looks like fortnite
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:05:32 AM No.715834736
>>715834592
Use a 4K capture card if you actually want to show how the game looks, faggot. And that area looks great.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:06:16 AM No.715834792
It's fucking great and you are all just retarded. If it's as shit as you say, why even bother talking about it? Jealousy or trolling. You people are the niggers of 4chan.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:07:02 AM No.715834834
>>715834592
is this nuts n bolts?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:07:12 AM No.715834842
>>715834592
This!
Came to that aera and though hmpf..where is the soul?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:07:53 AM No.715834881
>>715834792
Autists are haters by default. Their opinions are as worthless as their existences.
Replies: >>715834901 >>715835696
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:08:17 AM No.715834901
>>715834792
>>715834881
>goytendo defence team arrives
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:09:17 AM No.715834952
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>>715834592
This is supposed to be a fishing village btw. Why couldn't they add like some fishing huts and ships. can't even see the ocean
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:11:12 AM No.715835087
>>715834592
so much noise, just as you said there's no cohesion whatsoever throughout the game
a common problem with 90% of unreal slop that comes out, and looks like Nintendo is just as guilty
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:11:25 AM No.715835098
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>>715834676
Im not even saying DK64 was that great, but at least it didn't do that abstract mash of whatever the fuck. Where the fuck are the jungles, the trees etc, this doesn't look like a DK game
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:12:16 AM No.715835153
>>715834223 (OP)
all the creative gen x japs are gone. pure soulless millenial slop now
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:12:47 AM No.715835190
>>715834952
Underpowered system.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:13:11 AM No.715835225
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>>715835098
>where the fuck are the jungles, the trees etc, this doesn't look like a dk game
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:13:16 AM No.715835229
>>715834592
> the anti soul nerve gas is back
can they fucking stop with this shit?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:16:11 AM No.715835440
>>715835098
Some of the most memorable backdrops in the DKC series are ones where they are out of the Jungle setting. Did you play the first level of the first game and then get filtered?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:16:11 AM No.715835442
>>715835153
its unironically this. dont know how people dont realize it.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:17:36 AM No.715835545
>>715834223 (OP)
my question to you would be...
What is a good game?
because with out a reference, it is pointless
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:18:57 AM No.715835657
OP is a faggot.
No one in the world has ever made a single good game. They just don't exist.
Every series is garbage and not fun, and every year the game industry gets worse and worse and worse and worse.
The only singular passable game for someone of OP's caliber is Russian Roulette with 6 bullets.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:19:12 AM No.715835683
>>715835440
the new game doesn't have ANY setting
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:19:25 AM No.715835696
>>715834223 (OP)
Unironically because of people like
>>715834475
>>715834534
>>715834792
>>715834881
Bootlickers are the worst thing to have in a fanbase because theyโ€™ll defend absolutely everything. Defend Nintendo online aggressively and then buy multiple copies to spite โ€œsnoysโ€.
If a fanbase acts like this all the time and game keep selling, what incentive is there to improve? A companyโ€™s highest priority is money, so making a game more expensive when it was gonna break records anyways means less profit. In fact that means making a game worse is better since youโ€™re spending less and keeping expectations lower.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:19:58 AM No.715835734
>>715834223 (OP)
>Why is nintendo no longer willing to make good games?
FTFY

Answer being, Nintendo devs are not interested in making games for the players, they only care about making games for themselves. Nintendo will only make a game for the players if absolute necessity arose, see BotW.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:20:32 AM No.715835765
>>715835545
Astrobought. It took all of these gimmicks from these garbage nintendo games and put them into a basic bitch 3D platformer with no depth and got GOTY. It just shows how nintendo has no talent.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:20:44 AM No.715835783
feet game
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:20:52 AM No.715835790
>>715835696
please get a life
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:21:56 AM No.715835867
>>715835696
>actually play and enjoy game
>tell schizos on /v/ who never even played the game to fuck off
>m-muh bootlicker
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:23:43 AM No.715835980
>715834901
>goysnoy seethe team arrives
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:24:44 AM No.715836037
>daily /v/ seethe thread
yawn
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:24:59 AM No.715836056
>>715835696
>NOOO ANYONE WHO LIKES THING IS LE BOOTLICKER
seethe, eric
you lost and got raped :)
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:25:39 AM No.715836093
You just know the people claiming modern shit is soulless think NSMB is peak soul.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:25:40 AM No.715836096
>>715834952
>fishing village
The fishing village in question? Fishing for scrap metal. Got em good, retard.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:26:05 AM No.715836124
I guess the BR is going to cry about DK daily now instead of TotK.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:26:56 AM No.715836174
>>715835765
if you bend the knew at astrobot but think recent nintendo is complete garbage is weird.
specially by saying that Astro got a Goty, but BotW also got one, but im sure you hate that one as well
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:34:56 AM No.715836702
>>715834223 (OP)
They realized something
>why try? these fucking retards will eat any slop we give them
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:36:36 AM No.715836828
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>>715834592
WHY DOES IT LOOK SO ASS I'M LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:38:56 AM No.715837007
>>715836828
Because you are a faggot who didn't play the game, yet is obsessed with hating it. If you actually played it you'd know it doesn't look like this terrible screenshot. Watch footage from a good capture card.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:39:12 AM No.715837027
Cause they made too much money during switch 1 and stopped giving a fuck. People thought they were saving their best for Switch 2 whichis 2024 was quiet for them but its really just the new norm. After all why make amazing games when you can just sue others and take down your better legacy content
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:39:56 AM No.715837082
>>715836702
You've already posted this, samefaggot schizo.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:40:14 AM No.715837101
>>715834952
More anti-soul fog? This could've been a great screenshot
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:41:41 AM No.715837183
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>You've already posted this, samefaggot schizo.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:42:05 AM No.715837203
>>715835225
Correct, DKC3 sucked as much cocks as you do
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:42:25 AM No.715837226
>>715834223 (OP)
>spelling error in the title

christ they're really slipping
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:46:59 AM No.715837528
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>>715837203
>dkc3 doesn't count
Ok
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:48:38 AM No.715837641
>>715837226
You're supposed to read it as Bananaz?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:49:06 AM No.715837673
>>715834736
lmao what a little blind bitch, game renders at 540p
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:50:08 AM No.715837747
>>715835683
Of course it has a setting, it's the Octoling underground worlds
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:50:42 AM No.715837780
>>715834736
its capped at 960 ร— 540 but that isn't the issue here
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:51:46 AM No.715837850
>>715834475
>snoy
what is tendie obsession with snoys?
>tell tendies X product is shit
>BUT SNOY!!!!
consolefags truly are the lowest of the IQs
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:56:51 AM No.715838203
>>715834952
is that Zelda? looks like botw/totk
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:58:20 AM No.715838298
>>715838203
Think it's Star Fox
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:59:54 AM No.715838425
>>715834223 (OP)
it's just a boring platformer mixed with minecraft
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:01:12 AM No.715838505
the ass mad tendies in the thread are hilarious
>NOOOOOO you can't judge quality from a screenshot
>okay I'll check out the game instead
>consistently drops to 20-30 fps while looking ugly as fuck
lol
lmao even
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:02:03 AM No.715838567
>>715834475
I really donโ€™t think even Sony fans even like their games. A few years ago they pretended to like generic jewbisoft shit like horizon but I just think that was cope. Same with their other trash games like spiderman, nobody actually liked these games
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:02:32 AM No.715838610
>>715838505
You hyped for Ghost of Yotei, bro?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:03:43 AM No.715838704
>>715837082
Cope harder, schizo. You got caught reposting the same screencap with a different filename and thought no one would notice? Youโ€™ve been seething all thread and now youโ€™re just embarrassing yourself. Go outside or at least close the dozen tabs of your own posts.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:04:20 AM No.715838746
tendies fellating this game hard but you just know next week they will be saying "where is the next direct" because deep down they know the game wasn't substantial enough
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:04:54 AM No.715838784
This the new Snoy cope?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:05:43 AM No.715838837
>>715838505
It doesnโ€™t consistently drop at all. If you play it handheld you donโ€™t even see the drops because of VRR, the 30fps is from double buffer vsync while docked
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:07:28 AM No.715838952
>>715838298
all nintardo games look the same nowdays
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:10:23 AM No.715839142
What's bad about it?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:10:53 AM No.715839167
>>715838837
>just do backwards logic bro so it can maybe kinda sorta hit an acceptable frame rate
the shit tendies deal with lmao
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:12:02 AM No.715839245
Sublevel 300 level is kino.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:13:51 AM No.715839341
>>715834592
Did they know they were making a DK game and not Splatoon?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:19:52 AM No.715839694
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>>715839341
The 2D art reminds me of Splatoon's 2D art.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:21:49 AM No.715839820
>>715839341
There could be worse IPs to merge Donkey Kong with. Imagine if they went the more serious Zelda open world route..
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:31:07 AM No.715840347
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>>715839694
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:34:07 AM No.715840524
>>715840347
Cute
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:11:47 AM No.715842837
It started with BotW, and it's been downhill since.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:23:35 AM No.715843589
>>715834223 (OP)
They're run by an accountant and an EA exec it would be more surprising if they were still capable of doing anything decent.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:27:41 AM No.715843841
>>715834592
Nintendo doesn't know how to make games anymore. This has been obvious for the past 5 years.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:28:29 AM No.715843892
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>>715837641
the correct spelling is bonanza
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:29:26 AM No.715843946
>>715834223 (OP)
They haven't released a "masterpiece" in like a decade, I don't know how this surprises anyone.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:30:09 AM No.715843986
>>715835783
kill yourself footfag
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:30:39 AM No.715844019
>>715834592
Looks like a shittier Odyssey.
Replies: >>715847191
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:31:42 AM No.715844086
>>715834592
From the developers who saw Luncheon Kingdom
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:37:13 AM No.715844432
>>715834952
>can't even see the ocean
look up, retard
oh wait you haven't played it
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:46:44 AM No.715845025
>>715834592
splatoon 3 has a similar designed world but with higher levels of detail and that was a switch 1 game. theres no way the voxel destruction shit is that much of a gimp to the games performance that it has to look that shit
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:47:53 AM No.715845098
>>715834223 (OP)
Is DK Bananza going to mindbreak the majority of this board like BOTW did? I don't think so because there hasn't been that much of a hate brigade for it prerelease.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:48:04 AM No.715845112
>>715837850
seething snoyjeet lmao
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:48:19 AM No.715845121
The Elden mid of Nintendo...
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:48:20 AM No.715845126
Easy GOTY desu
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:51:44 AM No.715845309
>>715845098
We already know it's not winning any awards outside of pity family trophy
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:56:27 AM No.715845618
>>715845309
I hope it does so that all the deranged assholes get completely mindbroken
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:57:56 AM No.715845702
>>715834592
this looks like dog shit. why were there so many faggots saying this will be better than odyssey??
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:58:28 AM No.715845735
>>715845618
it will probably win the best videogame BAFTA but no way in hell does Geoff "I hate Nintendo" Keighley allow it to win his goty award
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:01:05 AM No.715845918
>>715834592
>sub-HD resolution upressed too 720p
so tendies really
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:19:59 AM No.715847091
they sold out
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:21:40 AM No.715847191
>>715844019
It is, but at least Odyssey had better level design
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:21:50 AM No.715847207
GREAT
GREAT
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>skipped the racing layer
>pauline called me out on it
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:23:22 AM No.715847294
>>715845618
There's no way it's winning in a year with industry plant E33 and also a Kojima game.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:32:46 AM No.715847892
>>715845098
On what planet do you think anyone is feeling anything right now other than disappointment?