Thread 715838912

POST YOUR FUCKING FAVORITE VIDEOGAME MALE CHARACTER NOW

How can you be gay when the only way to have sex is though a literal shitpipe

Him

>>715839015
>wanting to bang a kong
Did AIDs teach you nothing?

>>715838912 (OP)
Kled, my husband!

>AIDs
Do ESLs really?

Ben Bigger

>>715838912 (OP)
>smash ultimate and now bananza
Is the K. Rool renaissance upon us?

>OP says videogame male character
>entire thread is furshit

>>715840429
Just post your husbando already, humanfag

>>715840429
Youre free to post your husbando anon

>>715840429
In what universe is Anton furshit?

>tfw you make a post in a videogame male thread and attach a cool bird to it
>noone replies
>tfw you make the exact same post a few threads later without the bird attached
>instantly get replies
this is discrimination

>barafaggotry general #69420
Clean it up, janny

>>715843065
*undos your sage*

>>715841891
What are you talking about

>>715839891
>Anton Blast has a westaboo fanbase
Nice.

K. Rool farts.

>>715844223
Everyone does anon.

>>715838974
Proper sodomy is fucking expensive man. Good hygiene, eating adequately, preparing the necessary lubrication and prophilactics, slow and methodical stretch-training. Good anal sex is not a spur of the moment, it's something you prepare for, quite extensively.
What I am saying is, good anal sex is the intellectual's choice. Vaginal and crusty anal sex is the brainlet/animal's choice.

I’ll just post them all.

I like Dedede.

>>715838974
How can you be straight when the only way to have sex is through some bacteria filled yeast cavern?

We demand new skins for MKWorld

>>715846204
Ew.

>>715844634
I literally look like chris, please be a cute pretty boy/twink and let big spoon you forever

>>715846193
Stop replying to the obligatory post

>>715846270
I don’t have husbandos. Those are just my favorite characters.

>>715841891
Why are Star Fox fags always so tsundere

ISIS had the right idea for homosexuals

>husbandfo thread
>almost all of it are furries

really make me think

>>715847134
post who you like then retard

>>715847240
Banjo

>>715848060
cereal mascot

>>715838974
I have no interest in penises nor vaginas. I just like looking at the sexy fictional animals.

>>715844124
I want to protect that smile

>>715838912 (OP)
You already posted him.
>>715844223
You stop that. Go be into something normal right now!

>>715844124
Ben Biggest

>>715851336
mod?

>>715851390
https://gamebanana.com/mods/606610
There is one for Pan as well.

>>715851336
>where is poor?

My love. My big blue husband

>>715853157
Lugia's got a very good shape.

>>715848050
>tfw the single big xeno guy you can be gay with only wants casual sex with no strings attached, and will only top
At least Miggpli is kinda cute haha...

>>715853157
inflatable pool toy tier

>>715853514
Yes. And?

>>715839891
Hi Peppino, post 'ick

>>715838912 (OP)
He's Old!

>>715853823
He's adorable as fuck is what he is.

Jannies, purge this sodomite thread, veuillez.

>>715853667
>>715853157
>>715853221
All male Pokémon should have a fat belly.

If your mother saw what you were posting here, would she be proud?

>>715854461
My mum acknowledged I'll never have kids when I got diagnosed with autism, so being gay doesn't really surprise her

>>715854461
My mom told me she should had aborted me when she had the chance after I came out so nothing really changed.

>>715854350
If they all had it, it wouldn't be as special on the ones that do.
>>715854461
My mom's already probably not proud of me, that ship has long sailed.

>>715838912 (OP)
I don't have one.
Can't even think of any.

>>715854234
>>715854461
samefag

>>715839930
Formerly Nen Nigger

>>715846853
>Why are Star Fox fags always so tsundere
>One of the most popular characters from that series is Tsundere with most of his lines.
Gee, I wonder why?

>>715859073
Ben and Pan belly

>>715859073
Much better than the morbidly obese mods. Actual peak male body

>>715856176
Sauce...

>>715861262
>mods

>>715862493
I love how there’s belly scaling for men just like tit scaling for the girls (or whatever the term is for when the tits are bigger on the new character to encourage you to whale for them)

>>715863586
Pan's bodytype is actually the same as Ben's, his animations just draw more attention to it.

>>715863651
got any more of pan's animations? also i could've remembered a tweet comparing their bellies and pan's being bigger...

>>715864106
Nah, sorry. Unfortunately Pan is fucking useless without a specific unit he acts as the best support in the game for, and it's a chick, so I don't care.

>>715864584
I didn't even realize another anon had posted Max but that's extremely fucking based

>>715864424
yeah thats the problem, im very selective of my time in general so why should I ever invest myself in a game for just one character, especially when all the other characters look pretty lame, and the gameplay isn't for me.
maybe if xxl woofia does a girls frontline and creates a sequel with hq 3d models and gameplay thats more like xcom, maybe id be tempted to spend my credit card

>>715864584
i love how he's pretty much canon homosexual nowadays, like all the gay energy of his fans made him gayer in the meta world

Where's my new K. Rool fanart

>>715838912 (OP)
Tiny Tiger
>>715865116
Right here
https://x.com/BigBChevalier/status/1945978904415477852

>>715838912 (OP)
K. Rool will never, ever, ever, appear in a Donkey Kong game ever again.

Stay mad.

>>715865917
ur just baiting people to post more webms of him for your fap folder

>>715865917
>>715865963

>>715865116
>>715866092
theyre pandering to fatfags AND IM LOVING IT

>>715864847
Gosh I hope the devs make a fat polar bear sumo character playable like the one in the Nitro Fuel commercial. Same with the buff tiger guy from said commercial.

>>715866228
it took like a year for pan to be released yeah? and i doubt their next male furry will be fat unfortunately, they'll probably feed the lycaon fans next

>>715865917
>"Nintendo will NEVER put King K Rool in Smash!"
>gets btfo
>"N-Nintendo will NEVER EVER bring back King K Rool in a new Donkey Kong game!"
>gets btfo, utterly
>"Y-yeah, well! At least King K Rool won't be added to Mario Kart World!"
>Meanwhile strongly hinted to be coming as DLC due to his new VA being included in the game's credits despite not voicing anybody in the base roster.
Next you'll say he won't be a part of the new Donkey Kong movie.

>>715865917
>>715866613
You will see King K. Rool everywhere, and you will love it