>2025
>still zero good beyblade games

I had that awful PS1 game. I still wonder if I even had control over the Beyblade with the d-pad or not. It seems like a placebo.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3023070/BEYBLADE_X_XONE/
Thoughts on this one?

>>715839859 (OP)
Wait a second...

>>715839859 (OP)
It's because bey blades is gay as fuck. Literally never heard of anyone playing this shit or even watching it. Like Digimon was gay as fuck and a rip off but even those faggots had somewhat of a fanbase. But Gay Blades? Nonexistent.

>>715841673
Good enough for Moses to split the red sea, good enough for me. Simple as

>>715841673
this is the type of abuse that beybros have to deal with, every single day

Is there actual strategy to Beyblade? Can you build and customize your own spinny thing for maximum performance or is it complete RNG with premade toys?

>>715841835
The more style you put when you let it rip the more powerful your beyblade becomes.

>>715841854
this nigga is trying to minmax a fucking children's plastic toy

>>715841750
>religion schizo
Ho boy.
>>715841835
I'm sorry anon but it's just lame as hell. I didn't know anybody that played or watched it. Even during high school you could catch nerds playing Pokemon or Yugioh during lunch but I've never actually seen anyone playing, watching, or even mentioning Beyblades.

>>715841854
There is and you can. My son has had some and I gotta admit if I was a kid I'd love it.

>>715842236
you're not a true gamer

>>715839859 (OP)
Funny how even Bakugan got a half-decent game before Beyblade. We’re still out here pretending that mashing a button in sync with a spinning top is “gameplay.” Closest we ever got to a good one was the G-Revolution GBA game, and that was just Pokémon with spinning tops. Let it rip? Nah bro, let it rest.

>>715839859 (OP)
From the thumbnail I thought she was sweeping that dude's leg lol.

>>715841835
Damn, she's actually kinda cool as fuck.

>>715842594
That's actually rad

>>715839859 (OP)
>>715841835
Vaginal rape sex to get back at the world for hating me.

>>715839859 (OP)
Physics engines unironically still can't handle it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlVb1p4Splc

>>715842236
.... answer him tho

>>715842929
BS, we had Tin Pin Slammer or whatever it was called in TWEWY, the one where you play beyblade with the pogs

>>715842661
What they don't show you is how fucking noisy it is.

>>715841673
This, nobody cared for gayblades except the ones that were in packets of chips

>>715841854
i think so. when i was a kid and had a gayblade, there were niggas who would show up with a "rip cord" that was like 3x the size of the one you get from the real product.

so you'd have some nigga who can build 3x the speed in his beyblade compared to everyone else.

but really, newtons laws of physics apply - object in motion will remain in motion. so the heavier your beyblade, the more energy you can transfer to it imo.

so get yourself like a 5 lb weight ring or some shit like that lmao

SHITTING IT OUT AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

>>715843071
povertyposter detected

>>715842808
because you’re an autistic loser who only wants misery out of everyone

>>715843676
Nobody above the age of 5 is spending money on spinning plastic anon

>>715841835
thought the kid got hit in face and she recoiled away

>>715841854
Yeah there's quite a bit of strategy involved if you're asking genuinely. The burst era of beyblade, not so much compared to the current era X (where the arenas have a large rail called the Xcelleration Rail).

There's 3 parts to beyblades in X currently (5 if you look at the CX line of X beyblades). The blade, the ratchet (the middle portion) and the bit (the part that the beyblade spins on). Various types of bits have different types of effects on the beyblade and the ratchets affect the height and also determine how well it can handle not bursting (being hit hard enough to unlock the ratchet and make the entire beyblade come apart). The blades have their own distinct features (weight, shape, gimmicks) and in a competitive setting, you bring a deck of 3 beyblades and round robin with them until someone wins with 5 points.

A spin finish (beyblade stops spinning) is worth 1 point.
An over finish (knocked out of the arena into a pocket) is 2 points.
A burst finish (the beyblade explodes) is also 2 points.
An extreme finish (blasted out the middle of the arena) is worth 3 points.

>>715839859 (OP)
beyblade is baby's first engineering sport, feat. pay to win going into hundreds of dollars
what you do to the beyblade matters less than trialling and theorycrafting strong builds
it won't translate well into a videogame because without the "you fight with what you get" inherent to highly commercialized kids' toys, the meta will be figured out in a day, and then datamined to confirm in a week

>>715843447
>so get yourself like a 5 lb weight ring or some shit like that lmao
Those metal rings with something that makes it sparks when it hits other metals are cool but it can be damn scary when the top is spinning. I won't play it on a closed area because it can fly hard and can possibly hit you in the face or worse.

>lust-provoking image
>irrelevant time-wasting question

>>715841835
It was fucking over for him the moment he got hit with that cool ass spin

>>715841835
kakkoii~

>>715842594
I fucking love how autistic Beyblade is

>>715841835
cute

>>715843059
???? The noise is the best part

>>715842261
I remmeber them being popular for a short while in the very early 2000s. The problem was that kids would put sharp metal on their beyblades to make them even heavier and look cooler but kids kept getting the shit cut out of their hands and most schools had to step in and bad them. They fell off pretty hard after that since you could play vidja or card games at school but not with your beyblades.

why would I want a beyblade game, the fun is in letting the actual fucking things rip. and when the fuck are they gonna put out a version of aero pegasus that isn't like a literal SSR gacha pull in some japanese app so I don't have to pay $200 to import it goddamnit I don't even care that it's meta I just think it looks cool

>>715841835
Jesus, that’s the Super Kaplowy Technique!

>>715841854
There is an immense amount of strategy that goes into both the bey and how you launch it.
You should've seen the metal fight era when everyone had an angle compass on their launcher.

>>715843447
My friend went whole hog with bullshit when we were kids. He found some metal base that could fit three weights. He then put on three third party weights that were the large ones that were meant to spark against each other. He then stuffed coins in the middle and taped down the bit beast or whatever the little token thing on top was called to hold it all together. And using one of those giant rip cords too, of course. He was always such a fucking faggot.

>Picking up speed
>Running out of time
>Going head to head
>It's the way of life
>You gotta fall down
>Meet the ground
>And to get back up again
>Let's Beyblaaaade!

>>715843772
Good thing they're made of metal now.
>already forgot about fidget spinners
Get with the times, nerd. Autism is in.

Things like Beyblade and Yugi-oh still being a thing makes me sad that mini 4wd never really took off.
Then again it was pretty doomed from the start anyway.

>that friend who would wait a second to rip so he could try to get his beyblade on top of yours

>stealth pedo thread
kill yourself

>>715841835
please tell me that grown man is some kind of volunteer and didn't enter a beyblade tournament with a bunch of 9 year old girls unironically

>>715839859 (OP)
>a big artist actually used this random girl as inspiration for their loli OC
>did porn of said OC
>same clothes
>same hairstyle

>>715841673
Makes sense, the Beyblades trend probably came and went before you were sperm in your daddy's ballsack.
I specifically remember it got banned at my school because nobody had a fucking dome so the boys would just appropriate slides and play at the bottom while blocking off access for anyone else.

>>715839859 (OP)
up...

>>715845153
that never happened

>>715845148
it's not like he's arm wrestling her, what's the problem?

>>715839859 (OP)
post the webm its peak kino

>even beyblade threads have schizos

>older brother is in high school
>has access to a metal shop
>makes me a sharpened metal weight disk
>lunch time
>Let em rip
>Opponent's beyblade completely fucking explodes
>I rip a hole in the stadium
>shit hits the side of the school and bounces off, gets caught in a bush
Fucking awesome
Beyblades got banned that day

>>715839859 (OP)
True

>>715845482
>tfw your parents never supported your lame ass hobbies like her

>>715845257
>he doesn't know

>>715845674
>and on top of that, they made you do hobbies you hated
I didn't want to learn piano, I wanted to learn programming, fuck you

>>715845482

Ok niggers, Masterd is right

>>715845175
Nah that shit just wasn't a thing. Of course a dweeb ass faggot like you played it though.

>>715845754
is that a walking greek vase?

>>715845862
you’re brown

>>715845862
I'm sorry you grew up poor and likely black.

>>715845754
Why do these niggers do this? Can't you just do regular loli art? That shit is hideous

is this the thread?

>>715845908
>>715845916
I'm sorry no one cares about your gay toys, faggot. Cope.

>>715841835
かわいいww

>>715845950
Fat booty lolis are peak

>>715841835
>>715842594
>>715845482
god beyblade is so fucking cool

>>715841835
She's super rad and that's powerful

>>715846151
>loli
What makes that a loli? It fucking looks like some clay figure unearthed from the middle of Africa

>>715845148
How else are you going to get a lgbeybladegf????.?.

>>715845754
gonna puke

Post more cool videos

>>715846417

>>715841835

>>715845976
the beyblade thread? yes

>>715840089
I had that but no PS1 memory card so I couldn't save. I always chose the guy with the big purple griffon Beyblade and he would be destroyed so easily.

>>715846417
https://files.catbox.moe/kfjvlq.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/2zjoe2.mp4

>>715846807
Is this the secret to getting rich? Training your child to be an F1 driver starting at the age of 2?

>>715846491
Horrifying.

>>715839859 (OP)
It's hard to find any of the physcial vintage style BeyBlades of my childhood anymore. I'm talking the metal ones with the extra long rip cords and grip handles. Shit is 100% mandella effected now it's all plastic shit and small launchers. At least I still have my magnetic stadium.

>>715846978
that's how REAL women look like you fucking chud

>>715846491
Average watermelon american

>>715847053
metal fight? you can find that shit all over ebay if you look
there's technically four "generations" of beyblade at this point, if you're looking up retro and it's all plastic then it's probably the very first one.

Won 1st place last week at my local beyblade tournament, got $60 in store credit. I love my boy, Beat Tyranno (Red Coat)

>>715846887
drives better than me

>>715841835
>>715845482
Even for a kid she is badass.

>>715846491
Would, I'd let those negresses drain my balls dry four or five times before I let them go.

I will smoke you little girl

>>715847206
I don't even know if it was official stuff. I remember buying them at a dollar store so it was probably knock-offs. I'll look into metal fight. But it was very early shit.

>>715841835
How do I get a daughter bros. Sex with women disgusts me

I grew up during the metal fusion era of beyblade. Attack types were seen as the worst because they’d blow their loads in 15 seconds, followed by defense types, and finally stamina types. Didn’t know there were different eras at the time so when the next generation had plastic beyblades I got disappointed thinking they cheaped out

I've been collecting these beyblades for a little while now and they're honestly sick as fuck especially on the rail

>>715847518
I had one of these launchers with an extra long rip cord btw.

>>715846807
>Innocent videos of a 4yo playng a racing game
Why was this post deleted?

>>715841835
>>715845482
Cool and funny

>>715847521
You're not gonna be able to adopt as a single man. Get a husband and you might have a chance

>>715847524
They did cheap out. Hasbro, distributors to america, made the entire burst era in plastic while takara tomy's were all metal

>>715847524
There were some attack types that lasted a while.

>>715839859 (OP)
>tfw I still have my beyblades from grade school
Aquila my beloved...

>>715841835
>Not censoring a kid
>Censoring another kid
So what's the point of this?

>>715842624
You meant cute. And funny. Yeah, cute and funny. As fuck.

>>715848301
The censored kid is not his kid.

>>715843706
Nothing wrong with spreading misery. The world obviously doesn't have enough of it if it could spawn cumguzzling posters like you.

>>715848363
>>715848425
kill yourself

>>715847689
jannies are plebbit trannies

>>715847693
You can adopt as a single man but you need to be rich.

>>715841835
>>715845482
Kino af. Why cant america be this cool.

>>715848423
You can film your own kid without her consent? Mutt laws continue to astonish me.

>>715841835
>>715842594
i didn't know beyblade was still a thing but that looks as fuck

>>715841835
>plastic over arena
cowards

>>715847919
>metal fusion
>grade school
fucking zoomers

>>715848441
Nuh uh you kys.

>>715841835
Sometimes I wish I had a sweet daughter to spoil rotten, then I realize she will most likely become a hoe by 17 and will hate me foe telling her to stop being a hoe...life is horrible

>>715845754
>>715839859 (OP)
HOLY SHIT SO THATS WHAT HAPPENED....
was completely out of the loop

I literally saw a huge drama recently in baaarg with greatestgori and people shitting on him for something, apparently he made a girl a little too realistic or something? turns out so he just based a drawing on a beyblade girl??

what a nothing burger, ironic lolicons really are just the same snowfakes as the rest lmao.

>somehow managed to create a small Beyblade scene at my local barcade
Granted I'm the only person that brings any equipment since I'm a big enough austist to collect these things. People always ask if I have Metal Fight, which I don't because A) I never liked thosed beyblade though I never saw that, and B) I only use the current iteration at the moment which is X.

>>715840089
I own that game to this day. You controlled it with the analog stick. It's very easy to ring yourself out because it's unwieldy as hell regardless.

>>715847735
Goes deeper than that. Hasbro's molds also eliminated all gimmicks from the Burst beyblades. There's are so many beys that transform mid battle or had rubber parts, all gone. Fafnir is a prime example of this, it's a left spinner stamina type and every incarnation of it is coated in blue rubber. All Hasbro did was give us blue plastic.

>>715848673
Yep born in 2001 here
Used to watch the anime too. Then when it's time to go home from school, me and my friends would find a spot and just played (we would also bet each other's beyblades and that's how I got 7 or something).

>>715846151
i don't disagree but that just looks retarded, the style is gross

Can you kill someone with a beyblade? If I give beyblades to a bunch of grunts, can I take over the world?

>>715847689
embedded file

>>715839859 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI2sInralLI

>>715847521
Won't be quite the same but you could have a younger cousin become really attached to you after her dad/your uncle dies.

>>715841835
LET HER RIP

>>715848694
Or you can give her a good dicking yourself so she doesn't become a hoe. Be the responsible father.

>>715846264
kek

>>715840548
I enjoyed it

>>715849054
They should delete >>715840057 too.
It's the usual monkey gore/torture.

Be honest with me bros.

Did the different tip shapes actually do anything or was that 100% toy placebo.

>>715845482
ITT: irl bosses

>>715848608
Do you not have pictures of yourself when you were a child? That's not normal.

>>715845153
>>715848723
Lets be honest a lot of artist straight up steal design from actual living humans
But at least most lolicon one do so mentally and not copy paste some kid

>>715849186
I can only speak to the current system (X) but yes they completely shift how a blade functions. you can have the strongest blade imaginable but if you put that some meme shit like a Quake bit it's still gonna crash out sooner rather than later.

>>715849186
in OG beyblade it seemed clear that the metal tips would have less friction than the fat rubber ones

>>715845482
jesus cute

damn this is a good thread. Keep it up!

>>715848723
>people shitting on him
how do lolicons manage to keep pedos out of their community?
not saying this guy is one but he did something very stupid that would attract them like bees go for honey

Beyblade is the Nippon equivalent of the dice rolling game that is ubiquitous among 3rd worlders.

>>715845950
it's just westerners that draw garbage like this

>>715849094
Fuck you

>>715849576
You can't really keep the pedos away from it.
Not all lolicons are pedos but there are a lot of pedos, especially now days that are into loli stuff.

>>715841835
>Burst gave all the important characters their own unique launch style
>kids start doing it in X despite it being the most grounded iteration of Beyblade to date
Honestly though part of the fun with doing Beyblade is finding a launch method that works for you.

>>715845361
You're lucky it didn't rip your skin.

>>715839859 (OP)
Beyblade G-Revolution is one of the best games in the GBA though.

>>715849186
Yes, the tips are incredibly important. There a different materials, shapes, even some that change height or are asymmetric. Some are certainly better than others on average, but they all have a use case.

>>715841835
The beyblade draws its power from cuteness. That other dude didn't stand a chance.

>>715849576
They can't, a shitload of loli artists reference pedo stuff all of the time

>>715839859 (OP)
>>715841835
>>715842594
>>715845482
DOOD LITTLE GIRLS LMAO

>>715841835
There's something very unsettling about watching a little girl and an unrelated adult man engaging in an activity as equals.

>those neighborhood kids who taped thumbtacks / paperclips to their beyblades and had "death matches" where you each had to stand right next to the arena after launching it
>that kid who used the kitchen sink as an arena and got his ass beat by his mom
>that kid who bought and sold those bootleg beyblades with the heavy steel rings that would shatter the plastic beyblades into pieces
I fucking miss the early 2000s man

>>715839859 (OP)
It should be a easy game to make. Physics and controls and health bars and a simple arena/map

>>715846491
10x scarier than any lost footage movies.

>>715849186
They actually affect your beyblade's perfomance, especially in Burst they started going crazy with what tips can do. Let's take the Valkyrie line for example: a lot of its incarnations have a rubber tip with nubs with the intention that you'll use the bey so much that you'll wear down the rubber which causes the bey to move even faster (and die sooner, but hey that's the gimmick). The next Valkyrie to relase had a silver tip that protruded out for most of the match and after it lost enough speed the tip retracted to give the beyblade a second burst of speed.

That's still true in the current incarnation, X, as well, but they're nowhere near as gimmick heavy.

Can the strongest beyblade defeat a regular wooden spinning top?

>>715846491
Very cool

>>715848723
>YOU CAN'T DRAW A LE REAL HECKING CHILD
When did the "loli" community lose its balls?

>>715845361
There was some blades with a gears from bikes added to them and even a large heavy metal bolt on one. It was seriously powerful too

>>715839859 (OP)
LET'S BEYBLADE
DUN DUN DUN
HEY HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE I LIKE TRAINS KID

selling all the beyblades because the kids scratched up the bathtub with them

>>715848584
We used to play Beyblade in the west 25 years ago
Zoomers are just extremely afraid of being cringe so they don't enjoy anything more than on an ironic surface level
To zoomers anything that you sincerely enjoy is something others can use to hurt you

>>715841854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHghlsWinW0

>>715848301
one of the kids is cool and based, the otheer one is cringe

>>715845482
coolass dress
im gonna be such a nerd if i have a daughter

>>715850437
I've also observed this, what a bunch of fucking losers.

>>715843071
Holy shit. I still have a few of them somewhere.

>>715845754
>>715848723
Pretty fucking stupid thing to do and a bit disrespectful to the little girl's parents.

>moe causing webm
>thought provoking question

>>715847521
>pov: my balls

.... video games?

>>715846491
Knock Knock remake is looking kino

>>715850716
Several, in fact.

>>715850859
well now I wonder how hard these go into sims

>>715850442
This is the kind of autism I would get into if I was a child again.

>>715849692
he's not your daughter, anon.

>>715841835

>>715850437
Kids are inheriting manchild cringe culture. Remember that time you wrote your gf a poem because you thought that was a good way to convey your feelings? Remember that time the boys recorded you messing with your best friend? Remember how you got really excited for a game that was pretty shit when you look back on it? All healthy things kids do, they're just embarrassing to look back on as an adult. I don't know if it's the internet or arrested development but zoomers are feeling that cringe now instead of growing into it. It sucks. I've been telling my little bro that the real cringe is trying not to be cringe but I'm not sure he gets it.

>>715851131
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUiruhZAJC0

>>715849751
Maybe it's just because I never grew up with the original anime, but I actually liked Burst a lot more because of how grounded it was. It was a lot easier for me to get invested without getting blindsided by stupid shit every few seconds like:
>HAHAHA, YOU FOOLS! BECAUSE MY BEYBLADE, L-DRAGO, HAS A COUNTERCLOCKWISE SPIN, IT HAS THE POWER TO DESTROY THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!

>>715841835
>>715845482
why are the adults’ faces censored but not the minor?

>>715851267
She is the main character.

Did you guys know that canonically Moses used a beyblade to part the Red Sea and lead the jews out of Egypt?

My friend made a wooden beyblade arena in school

>>715851324
>let my people riiiiiiip

>>715851339
That's rad

>>715851267
she's cute and you wouldn't be able to see her face properly if you censored it

>>715851324
chriots were actually just huge fucking beyblades. shame that this piece of tech is lost forever

>>715850437
Kids are literally yelling skidbi toilet everyday. Kids aren't scared of being cringe. Being cringey is a natural part of childhood

>>715845482
>>715839859 (OP)
>>715841835
imagine beating them in a Beyblade tournament, and as punishment they have to play their next Beyblade round with a vibrator up their ass and if they lose they get the cock to fill both holes.

>>715839859 (OP)
For a moment I thought the thumbnail was a gun aimed at her and she's about to slap it out of that hand

>>715850442
Making me think of those deck builders but it's beyblade. This is some autistic shet.

>>715851551
zoomers are in their 20s, well on their way to their 30s

>>715842261
I was pretty into Beyblade during Metal Fusion and Metal Masters, but that era of the game completely loses its lustre when you realize that the only viable strategy is to make the most resilient Stamina-type you can with the longest spin time and then you just win every match.

>this is what yellow fever gookpedos are lusting after
Why are they like this?

>>715851572
kill yourself

>>715850053
Sorry you got brainwashed by American hysteria

>>715851551
Again, they enjoy it protected by a layer of irony

>>715851610
That changes nothing about my statement

>>715841835
That kid is either doing dance as a hobby already or is going to in the future.

What's the cut off year for millenials

>>715851662
8 year olds don't have a sense of irony. The kids that my coworkers bring into work aren't some satirical geniuses they are kids that think funny noises and voices are funny

>>715851637
You're the one posting images of random little girls on the nazi pedo forum, MY DUDE

>>715845482
I WILL have a daughter and I WILL dress her like that, looks fucking cool

>>715851662
Children famously do not understand irony and sarcasm.

i once had a beyblade that won the tournament at my school
it was a dranzer m but i can't find anything on it online not sure if it was a fake beyblade
wish there was a place to buy the old models too

>>715851741
this is the ashke nazi forum, HOWEVER

incredible that the jannies are leaving this thread up.

>>715851572
And then right you're about to bust the fattest load of your life into that tight little pussy, you yell LET 'ER RIP!!!!!! and pull off a sick Beyblade rip that spins around while you're blowing your load.

>>715848584
my friends and i brought back beyblade when we were in high school, i drove my buddy out to the shop, we grabbed an arena and a few tops, then we played in the cafeteria until other people started bringing their beyblades, and then like every fad we started we immediately dropped it once it caught on
we did this with a ton of shit the preppy cunts would rip on people for because making them seethe was based, yu-gi-oh, magic, pokemon tcg, pokemon gameboy, it was peak

>>715851847
That's fine then, keep posting kids

>>715851637
Thats a toddler nigga

>>715851931
Joons were decimated by the hack. I used to get constantly banned for slurs, now it rarely happens even after drunken rants that go on for hours.

>>715848754
>Beys that transform mid battle
They fucking what?

>>715851805
>>715851734
Modern children are not the same
All of the kids in my family are way more self-aware than we were back in the 90s and early 00s

>>715851572
lol

>>715852006
I don't know nip but I think it says she's a third grader so she's probably like 8

>>715844381

>>715851131
Would you look at that, secret still works.
Then again I guess there's no reason why the script would stop working since it's fine name based and uploads to catbox right?
Dope.

>>715851786
nice kids clothes is apparently fuck-expensive
especially handmade stuff in Japan
like even dolls clothes

>>715841835
Man I used to hate the idea of having a daughter due to the idea of ultimate cuck loooong before the copypasta was made even.
At this point I don't give a fuck, I would be happy to have a daughter. Little girls are so cute and funny in a genuinely innocent way, not that ironic pedo manner.

>>715852027
nopnsense. last esa threads were just as much of a "big brother is watching you" as always. everybody was getting banned for bull crap, that doesn't even get a warning normally

>>715851972
>still talking about epstein
You know he died like 6 years ago, right?

>>715851931
There's what, 1 embeded cp image and some monkey torture.
Pretty tame thread all things considered.

>>715842261
>religion schizo
damn you’re retarded, learn the lore you faggot

>>715852263
Correction, there's also a CP video.

>>715852065
>Modern children are not the same
Yes they are, if they aren't provide proof. Kids say stupid gmod memes are exactly the same as me saying stupid newgrounds and youtube shit to my friends while my parent looked at me and cringed.
I know parents that will replicate the memes kids say, and do they kids laugh along? No they cringe because they quickly realize what they were saying

>>715852261
Your orange god raped kids.

>>715852160
Until they hit their teenage years and onward. Before that, cherish them and make happy memories.
t. Had to babysit a niece when she was younger and she would always laugh and play. Covid made her socially awkward.

>>715852119
>cuts off
bah

>>715852104
I dont think that the grade but the 3 time the event has been held
One of them means grand meeting

>>715852389
She's not even that cute of a kid.

>>715852263
how the fuck do you know this shit?
are you apart of some sekret club, and if so, why?

>>715852263
>>715852324
Dont tell me its one of the webm cuz i saved that shit

>>715852263
>>715852324
meds

>>715852437
Mostly so that I know not to save images with embeded links or to rename those.
It's not like it's hard to get free CP in the internet nowdays.

>>715852134
I mean, dolls as a hobbie sounds pretty expensive by default, but arent all hobbies??? (im a plamo and mtg fag so i know about suffering for your hobbie)
Still, you have a point, and I think girls clother are way more expensive than men clothes

does this mentally ill faggot serious come to /v/ to spam pedo threads? how does someone turn out like this and what do they look like irl?

>>715852484
you're good unless you like to save really low quality pepes or don't rename any file you download

>>715839859 (OP)
K don't understand what's going on in the pic

>>715847521
Have sex with kids instead

>>715852484
Monkey torture >>715840057
Image >>715851131
Video >>715852119
There could be more I guess. I'm using pretty old versions of both scripts and I couldn't be arsed to check if there are newer ones out there.

>>715852541
22 times in nearly 3 years is negligible autism compared to most of 4chan. I assume the guy likes Beyblade, for whatever reason.

>>715852427
>She's not even that cute of a kid.
what you expect from pre plastic gooks?
do you want Aryan angels?

>>715852390
LOL no. That says Taikai which means tournament. It also says she got 3rd place.

>>715851263
>HAHAHA, YOU FOOLS! BECAUSE MY BEYBLADE, L-DRAGO, HAS A COUNTERCLOCKWISE SPIN, IT HAS THE POWER TO DESTROY THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!
The original anime was just as bad with the power creep because the main character was the only person with a left spinning Beyblade, Dragoon. I was glad that Burst introduced so many left spinning beyblade like Longinus, Fafnir, Bahamut, Hell Salamander. Now X is current but we're back to having only one left spinner again.

>>715852030
It mostly pertains to Balance types because they're meant to have a little bit of everyting, but there's a number of beyblade that can change their typing mid battle. Most of the time though you can set which typing you want before the match. There are other beyblades that do have parts that can morph mid battle as well if they get hit a certain way.

>>715852542
>>715852569
Yokatta...

>>715852607
I've seen some cute gooks chinks whatever posted before.

]>>715852541
Now imagine that there's a pretty good possibility that's just one of many kinds of OP he spams.

>>715852605
you think it's about beyblade you stupid naive faggot?

>>715842594
Beyblade X is so cool, too bad they had to fuck up the videogame with the jankenpo gameplay

>>715852698
If it was about something else, Pregmata is a better choice.

>>715852675
>tournament
It is a grand meeting when you think about it, isn't it?

>>715849186
lmao don't look up competitive beyblade, this shit is so autistic people find out the PERFECT combination of parts that made that beyblade virtually impossible to beat, it had to be banned from competition.

>>715852762
it's not the only thing he spams you fucking retard. are you OP or something? why are you defending him?

>>715839859 (OP)
female browsers add me up on discord, tag: jibunw00
if you're into vidya, anime, lolis, and all things artistic/creative, Whether it's Pokémon, Fate, Dragon Quest, limbus company, Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem,/m/ shows, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Sonic,3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou, or series like monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, and beyond

>>715852698
wait, what else would it be about?

Why are spinning tops so fucking cool?

>>715842594
How are nogs still engaging in dogfights and shooting dice in alleyways when they could ripping like this?

>>715845482
She is incredibly cute and I don't mean this in any way that isn't innocent, unironically

>>715852805
You will never be a woman.

>>715846491
Average American beauty standards.

>>715842594
Autism kino

>>715852263
>>715852324
What? how does that even work? the only thing I saw was a Pepe

>>715852805
Favorite m and f sinner?
Also opinion on Tomoko this will make the difference if accepted or not
Also if you are mexican you might say so i don't bother

Do retards really post child porn and grooming shit on a site that is confirmed beyond the shadow of a doubt to be monitored? Are they just baiting others to do it for real?

>>715852805
I love that you've been posting that for years now.

>>715852990
It's a script.
Two actually.
It's fine.

>>715850140
Probably. Beyblades have a lower center of gravity.

I'd assume Beyblade is still somewhat relevant because nothing else has filled such a niche.

>>715851931
They're gathering material for their collection

>>715853036
>retards
you mean glowies
this entire website is just glowies glowing at glowies, the other day i was typing up a big rant about how a poster here was a retard, only to immediately hear the next cubicle over smashing out a reply right after i sent it, classic

>>715853036
That stuff is probably posted by Turd Worlders that the glowies have no jurisdiction over. Being a third worlder and a degenerate piece of shit go hand in hand after all

>>715853143
>schizoposting
ya love to see it

>>715841835
I remember going to a little cousin’s elementary school basketball game while in middle school and being bored and taking a walk and this one kid shouts at me from the playground as loud as possible “I GOT A BEY, WANNA BATTLE???” And you know what, I don’t and I don’t, but live your truth little guy.

>>715853143
French glowies, russian glowies, chinese glowies, mutt glowies, royal service glowies
Any glowies we dont have here?

>>715853184
>He still believes law enforcement cares about catching criminals

>>715853184
think you might be right. on /int/ and /pol/ you see flags like russia and indonesia posting shit like this

>>715839859 (OP)
>tfw no area for BeyBlade
>tfw no holographic area for Yugioh.

>>715853184
likely explanation considering catbox bans TOR and VPNs and you need to explicitly open a connection to it to upload stuff with Secret Attachment. the bulk of it seems to happen during SEA hours.

>>715853184
And then drumpft buys some oil from their dictator, signs some law enforcement treaty, and it's into the cartel rape cage for the autist.

>>715853248
criminals have guns
way easier to entrap internet autismos

>>715850116
>after it lost enough speed the tip retracted to give the beyblade a second burst of speed
That is so fucking cool, goddamn.

>>715853342
Look up conservation of angular momentum to blow your mind
>ice skaters pulling in their arms to speed up

>>715852991
I care not for your approval but I will answer you
heathcliff and ryoshu
I like tomoko before the manga became a yuri series
not a mexican

>>715853436
I know how angular momentum works you dingus, it's cool that it's in a little plastic top and is used as a gameplay effect.

>>715842594
This is cool tech. What it creates is tension and release, much like a boxing match where there are jabs to create the tension, only for the flurry of punches to create the release. The Beyblade kit taps into that primal instinct adrenaline.

>>715850690
hearty kek

>>715847521
women discuss me*

>>715841835
my ovaries just clenched

>>715844571
This

>>715852317
How about you suck my cock faggot. Fuck your gay religion shit bitch.

>>715853840
I S T A N B U L
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>>715852681
That's exactly what I'm talking about. I like Burst a lot because it's genuinely just about Beyblade. Although it's been a while since I've last watched the anime. IIRC the order went:
>Burst
>Burst Evolution (my favorite)
>Burst Turbo (my second favorite)
>Burst Rise
Is X right after Rise? I think there's another series in between them.

>>715848723
Did he delete the post?
I'm looking through his baraag and I cant find it

>>715853993
was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople

>>715841854
Yes but it's deliberately power crept to shit. They make the earlier blades shitty on purpose to keep you buying them as they make them incrementally more similar to their intended top performance that Takara likely planned from the start.

>>715854139
Nevermind
Pussy move desu

>>715854156
Guess they just liked it better that way

>>715850326
nu-lolicon can't ever be this based

>>715842594
wtf beyblades explode now

>>715839859 (OP)
How would a beyblade game even work? It's largely autonomous. After you let it rip it's up to the beyblade with no influence from the player

>>715850326
>>715854395
wonder what she's doing now

>>715844102
I enjoyed this post. But also, and I mean this with all my heart: Get a fucking job and a real hobby, my man.

>>715854325
I like how the irony is lost entirely in that "community"
>Umm what do you mean lolis are for pedos? It doesn't matter if they're made to be almost identical proportionally to real human beings they're drawings so they don't exist and therefore it's different
>NOOO THAT PICTURE VERY VAGUELY REMINDS ME OF SOMEONE THAT EXISTS IN REALITY SO EVEN IF THE DRAWING ITSELF IS NOT A REAL PERSON AND EVEN IF IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THAT PERSON AT ALL ITS STILL PEDO AS FUCK BECAUSE I SAY SOOOOO
>AAAAH SAVE ME NIGGERMAN
You can smell the overcompensation

>>715850690
>pov: your balls

>>715854049
It goes Burst, Evolution, Turbo, Rise, Surge, then Quaddrive. There's a 7th season called Quadstrike which is USA exclusive and was meant to compliment the Burst Ultimate line, which never got an anime in Japan. Beyblade X started the summer of 2023, a year after Burst's original anime ended.

If I had to rate the seasons it'd be Rise, Burst, Surge, Evolution, Turbo, Quaddrive. Never seen Quadstrike due to moving onto to X and not giving a shit (on top of the anime using the Hasbro designs for each beyblade instead of their Takara Tomy counterparts).

>>715854972
average /v/ user when he sees someone enjoying a game

>>715850572
They're unironically probably worth some money now

>>715855050
I don't know why he thought an apology would appease anyone. Twitter trannies obviously don't care if you're sorry, and you just make yourself look like a retard publicly humiliating yourself like this

and now the beyblade thread is a nonce thread

now?

>>715855309
>now

>>715854241
>They make the earlier blades shitty on purpose to keep you buying them as they make them incrementally more similar to their intended top performance that Takara likely planned from the start
Actually because of how TT is balancing X, even beyblades from two years ago are tournament viable even now. One part in particular, Wizard Rod, has dominated the meta for well over a year and is such a good part that Japan's official beyblade tournaments actually made special rules for people that use it. So at the moment people are complaining that the newer releases aren't good enough to shift the meta because all the earlier releases are too fucking good to justify buying the new shit.

>>715854517
>How would a beyblade game even work?
Same way they've worked since the 90s. After you release your beyblade you have a certain amount of control over it and usually they have a super meter that you can build up to unleash special attacks. The GameCube game in particular had different stages you could choose from such one where the stadium center spins at a high velocity or had magnets places about to alter how you beyblade maneuvers and performs. So there's ways to make a Beyblade video game interactive and not just watching a cutscene like it's gacha.

>>715855274
>shadman 2.0
Followed

They absolutely did Hikaru dirty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhKJn1IIi_s

>>715841835
mog by kid lmao

Excuse me pardon me turbo incel with an unhealthy collection of old beyblade shit coming through

>>715855639
Damn, you must pull all the cunny in the neighborhood.

How can i get a daughter like her?

>>715855274
>shadman 2.0
Now with heroin AND cocaine addiction!

>>715855659
i wish
I've 3d scanned a lot of the old parts for 3d printing and figured out how to replicate certain parts other than metal tips
https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:6526417

https://streamable.com/79a0re

>>715855639
you got dranzer m?
show me your dranzers

>>715855639
>>715855793
Damn dude thats sick as hell, both the collection and the video

>>715846001
I'm sorry that you think because you don't care about something everyone else shouldn't, pretty weirdly childish and selfish desu

Beyblade gacha will happen.

>>715855639
>>715855793
That's fucking awesome.
Playing beyblade with random fucks when I was a kid was so cool, even if it only lasted for a while over here.
Do you have any favorites?

>>715855274
>shadman 2.0
edgy cartoon porn with shitty westacuck art? OMG IM OFFENDED IMAGINARY CHILDREN ARE GETTING RAPED

>>715841673
I only watched Beyblade because it was on in the morning right before school. Remember nothing about it other than the main character with red hair had a super annoying voice and the tops had mythological names which appealed to my autism at the time.

>>715856109
i just like calling lolicons pedophiles cause it riles them up so much lmao chill bro it's 4chan you can be a pedophile it's okay

>>715855874
Not sure what dranzer m is but here are all the dranzers I know of

>>715848723
>the current biggest "drama" of the community
>someone drew a kid and trannies are having a meltie on twitter
You know anyone can just pick up a pen and draw right?
If this is a big fucking news I can just draw a stick man on a paper, claim it's the beyblade kid, and I'd be the Osama Bin Laden of the community

>>715855581
>fucks her up so bad that her skull blanks and she immediately falls to her knees to moment even a hint of L-Drago shows up
Ryuga doesn't even have to be physically present. When Tsubasa was going on rampages with the dark power it was enough to give Hikaru PTSD.
https://youtu.be/x3ONafjrL74?t=1058

ENTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5FXGlbJ2UQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lFf5kDWdQQ

>>715856057
I like Manta Diver since it's attack ring Square Edge has been known to be the strongest attack ring in the game. Seaborg is a plastic grenade but hits hard and the bases defense rubber tip can be flipped over for the fastest offensive blade base ever. Master Draciel's Attack Ring is versatile for defense and stamina. I have a lot but those come to mind

>>715856475
Aside from the Syrian-tier levels of gun violence living in a Brazilian favela must be so sovlfvl

>>715856475
lmao

>>715856182
Im sorry I forgot the picture

For me, it's Twisted Tempo, the coolest beyblade I've ever seen. I'll buy one just to put it on my shelf.

>>715856475
>kids all say "Let it rip" even though they have no idea what it means
>they do it because the characters in the anime said it even in Brazil's dub for some reason
>kid starts explaining about Bit Beasts
>their poverty Beyblades are made out from dish soap tips and some random steel rings they find in scraps

Extremely kino.

>>715855639
This is actually pretty cool.

I was at a furry convention and saw there was a beyblade tournament on the schedule, I went to it for the lulz because I thought it'd be cringe as fuck but it ended up being the most hype thing at the entire con and everyone was just hamming it up and committing to the bit

How long have they been made of fucking metal and had gears on the base that key with teeth on curved attack ramps along the edge of the arena so they actually slam into each other? It made the matches look exactly like they used to in the anime, unironically really cool

>>715856475
Hey. I did that kind of stuff when I was a wee lad.
Always loved making shit out of different bits and bobs and "modding" stuff.
No wonder my rimworld modlist has 239 entries.

>>715855639
I've seen that huge yellow one for years now and always wondered if it was supposed to fly

>>715852134
Cute doll, would cum in her ball joints

>>715845482
damn that's a cool outfit, good main villain/antihero energy.

>>715841854
my brother kept losing to me and my cousin so he attached razor blades to his and started chasing us around my back yard trying to "let it rip" at us

>>715856475
>let it rip!
SOUL

>>715851267
h8 it when they do that

I had the remote controlled one.
And a few of the ones with a tip that you needed to wind up and it would release mod spin for a 2nd wind.
And the magnet tip ones with the magnetic stadium.
To this day I regret never finding a driger s in stores because they don't care which models they sold, so the racks were just filled with random models and you had to check multiple stores multiple times per month

>>715855639
Based beyond belief

>>715857401
the japanese version was. the american version can't because hasbro didn't want it to but it became a competitive part when used with a later release

https://streamable.com/hteeo2

I like using 3d printed parts especially attack rings because the old plastic gen parts are, well, old and hard to find with some being brittle. i make sure to print htem with settings so that they maintain the same weight

real vs real
https://streamable.com/eqxktl

3d prints blowing up for beyblade gore
https://streamable.com/4bgtx5
https://streamable.com/9v6llo
https://streamable.com/16c1lw

>>715857290
>It made the matches look exactly like they used to in the anime
Which anime did you watch?

I loved the beyblade with the spinning attack ring. Sad that it's fragile as fuck and keeps breaking.

>>715857678
Damn that second video was so cool.

>>715857756
>new enough for CG
not that one

>>715851572
oh I'm imagining it

>gay this
>gay that
can burgers stop being faggots for 5 minutes?
fucking hell

>>715857631

>I had the remote controlled one.
RC beyblades. Funny thing is that the attack rings could be taken off and you could use them on regular beys. RC Driger V2 had a unique one that wasnt hte same as the normal Driger V2

>And a few of the ones with a tip that you needed to wind up and it would release mod spin for a 2nd wind.
G Revolution Engine Gear beys. Many of them go for hundreds on ebay (can usually find it cheaper elsewhere)

>And the magnet tip ones with the magnetic stadium.
Magnecore beys, released with v-force. I actually have one in a closet loaded with the magnets

>To this day I regret never finding a driger s in stores because they don't care which models they sold, so the racks were just filled with random models and you had to check multiple stores multiple times per month

>>715857916
pic related
I 3d scanned it so you can print it. just need to track down a real weight disk (or make your own if you know how to do zamak) and be okay with my hacked together method to redo the unique tip Driger S had

>>715841835
>>715845482
are those beyblade competitions ?
>>715856475
kino

Beyblade was that cool toy that I wish was more popular around my area so that I had the excuse to ask my parents to purchase me one, we had pogs instead.

>>715841835
whats her onlyfAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKK

i can throw up some quick matches of me playing with myself (as usual) on streamable if you guys can tell me which stock plastic gen beys you want hitting each other and which stadiums you want (hasblow bucket stadiums, tornado attack, magnet stadium)

>>715847227
are original first gen beyblades usable???
i had this as a kid and i would glue the second ring under it and it would kick other beyblades outa the bowl

>>715858179
i don't want to see any geyblade tbqh