Thread 715841132

ALRIGHT CHAT, IM GOING TO DRAW YOU FOUR SQUARES AND EXPLAIN WHY I'M THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE. BTW, DID YOU KNOW MY DAD WORKED AT BLIZZARD? ALSO, DID YOU KNOW I USED TO WORK AT BLIZZARD? YEAH FUNNY STORY ABOUT THAT, ITS CALLED NEPOTISM

His dad worked at blizzard? Is he the one that turned it to shit?

Is Meat gonna make him make out with his dad too?

>>715841179
Unironically yes

>>715841234
Hopefully

>>715841132 (OP)
How do you get such good spawn and still end up like that? "My dad is an exec at Blizzard" would have been the best thing ever back then and a golden opportunity to make a good career in the industry.

>>715841132 (OP)
Meatcanyon is such trash
>Horror because our caricatures are ugly rather then amusing
>But we're actually deep guys because we commenting on *person or thing everybody already dislikes* by drawing them funni
>Heheh, what if children's character was a Pedo?

>>715841132 (OP)
Meatcanyon is a fat faggot
Thor is gonna win when SKG gets invalidated because of fake signatures

>>715841408
Being absolutely incompetent but fueled by your own narcissism.

>>715841494
Hey Jason, did none of the ferrets willingly crawl up your ass to today? You seem upset.

>>715841447
Cry about it

>>715841447
>>715841494
idk the ozempic video is pretty funny

Reminder that Jason is even a terrible excuse of a son to his nepo daddy, and cannot take any accountability even to his father.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-xJjiS4wcA

>>715841494
You're gonna be so butthurt once they force your shitty live service games to provide LIFETIME SUPPORT lmao

>>715841179
He was an editor, he only really worked on cinematic and the making of dvds. I don't think he ever worked on anything that involved the actual game. His name is Joeyray Hall, if you want to look him up.

>>715841179
No but apparently he had a second puberty while he worked there, somewhere around the time breastmilk started going missing. Weird place to work, a lot of insane behaviour going on over there dude.

>>715841132 (OP)
working at blizzard past their activision buyout is not something to be proud of

>>715841774
"Second puberty" just means "I discovered reverb setting on my mic to make me sound more like a radio host"

thor is right, EU government worships muslims and shouldn't be trusted

>>715841820
Dude, he fucks men and shoves ferrets up his ass, he loves this gay pride shit.

how long does this guy get dunked on before he kills himself?

>>715841447
Literally all of his videos are
>What if thing/person was drawn grotesque and was secretly a pedophile/monster?
Except for his Melvin series which I enjoyed for having a body positivity aspect to it.

>>715841132 (OP)
The obsession with this guy is pretty cringe

>>715841707
Lmao. What a shitty fucking excuse of a son

>>715841874
These kinds of people never do, unfortunately. He'll think everyone else was in the wrong until he dies from aids or any other gay-exclusive std.

>>715841874
hes a raging narcissist. he live as long as possible just to be able to tell people hes always right.

>>715841447
This site really does just hate everything.

>>715841707
>can't even apologize to his own father for forgetting his birthday
Grim, what a fucking faggot.

>>715841132 (OP)
Channel is fucking ded

>>715841874
why would he do that when he did everything right

>>715842058
lol isn't that less than 10% of the viewers he used to get just a year ago?

>>715841545
So he would have been perfect in marketing.

>>715841179
He was an animation director in the golden age of blizzard

There are videos of them together and they couldnt be more opposites. He seems like a humble chill guy

>>715841860
Yeah, we should just sit down and do nothing against corporations standardizing increasingly anti-consumer practices.

>>715841936
I actually didnt like any of his animations but his videos where just talks about stuff are pretty entertaining

>>715842124
Or anywhere at Microsoft, apparently.

Do you think he uses his deep voice when he's getting buttfucked?

>>715842123
He started blocking every user who wasn't actively cocksucking, YouTube hates when you deny users their engagement tools and stops pimping you, in fact I'd say youtube is actively pushing the drama as a means of further killing Pirates channel

I think PirateSoftware is right, but conveyed the message incorrectly and very badly.

>>715842058
why did you screenshot youtube instead of twitch

>>715842023
Sorry anon, but I know for a fact a majority of the people that watch his animations are teenagers

I saw him say on one video or another that one of his jobs at blizzard was getting rid of bots on WoW

>>715842145
Maybe his mom is a cunt and he's just like her.

>>715842058
disingenuous. Most of his viewers are on Twitch, not YouTube.

>>715841179
According to this guy, South Park modeled the no-life WoW nerd after his dad in the Make love, Not Warcraft episode.

>>715842023
Someone out there hates everything, and anyone can post here. So you're going to see at least one person hating on anything that gets posted

>>715841936
This
As I've grown older, I find displays like this to be offputting and not worth my time. I don't want to be disgusted just to feel like I'm part of a crappy inside joke, I'm sure other people can relate

>>715842209
He's correct that the whole thing is a farce, but for the wrong reasons. He's being an assblasted corpo shill rather than providing realistic reasons.

>>715842205
Ah that makes sense. I haven't seen him on any of my recommendations for anything in awhile, and I never followed the guy. But I look at video game shit so it just threw his shit up everywhere it could. Weird, oh well, I hope he continues to suffer. Dude seems like a huge faggot.

>>715842209
But he kept changing what his fucking issue actually was. He only shat on SKG to be a contrarian (Or he hoped it would be the majority opinion) so he can seem smart. SKG has a bunch of flaws that need to be addressed but Pirate is still a disingenuous asshole

>>715841494
Yeah but he's our fat faggot :3

>>715842240
i just went to check his youtube channel and a drama video shows up before his actual channel. it is unironically fucking over.

>>715842209
Thor doesn't even understand what they're asking for, how is he right?

"Pirate Software sucks as a coder and as a person episode #324"

>>715841494
Jason is also a fat faggot, but at least Meat Canyon is funny and makes good content.

>>715842481
I don't blame anyone for making money off of this guy being a retard.

>>715842331
I think he just misunderstood SKG as advocating for "developers must support games and run online services for infinity time", and he is just incapable of taking the ego hit of apologising for his own misunderstanding.

>>715842401
he understood it perfectly and gave a valid american opinion on it

>>715842182
No, but I sure am while fucking him

>>715842209
How can be right when he's not even arguing about the same premise? The best faith interpretation that you can give his side is that for people against SKGs it's reasonable to be worried about how it would affect singleplayer development and "lite" multiplayer games, but that flies out the window for this guy because he claimed it was about that narrow topic specifically and then went on an autistic rant calling it dogshit for that reason.

>>715842549
Yeah, he dug his heels in on that "OH SO EVERY INDIE GAME NEEDS TO EXIST FOREVER OR GET RAPED BY FEES" thing that he made up. He won't listen to anyone, anyone can show him that that isn't the case but he doesn't care. He's a retard, I have no sympathy for him.

>>715841938
He's a very high profile lolcow, he's an amalgamation of some of the worst lolcow personality traits out there but unlike the other losers he started pretty high, you are witnessing a trainwreck live, it's almost like he's speedrunning it. I'm 100% positive we're gonna see food reviews soon

>>715842308
>I haven't seen him on any of my recommendations for anything in awhile
youtube shorts has a thing where you can push the video out to ONLY recommendations. subscribers wont see them in their sub box, but MILLIONS of people will see it on their home page. he stopped doing that when backlash started because it attracted more people shitting on him than potential fans.

>>715842209
he has consistently lied about SKG's goals and deliberately misunderstands what it is trying to accomplish
he got it wrong the first time he looked at it but would rather be shot in the head than admit he was wrong about something so he's just committed to it even though it's destroying his career
same as the wow shit: he was wrong and even if he wasn't, it doesn't matter
he could just say "my bad" and move on but refuses to because he is a narcissist

>>715842391
I hate sloptube so fucking much

remember to go into Jason "Thor" Halls stream today and remind him that his ferrets died of oom

>>715842209
right... about evading the goal of the message? with misc shit?

>>715842552
Americans don't understand shit, plus they're retarded. Thanks for proving his point

>>715841707
Tbf the fact that he's this way is probably either dad's fault or the mom's. Hid dad seems like a nice enough dude but who knows what happend behind closed doors, or maybe the mom is a massive cunt.

nice of you to make a e-celeb pirate software shill thread!! totally not gay for him! right?!?!??!

>Become one of the biggest content creators for video games on twitch and YouTube with a shitty undertale mod and lying about credentials
>Fucks it all up because he can't admit when he makes a mistake
lol what a retard, just say sorry, doesn't cost anything and you don't even have to mean it if you're a psycho. Dude could have had the easiest life ever too lmao

>>715841447
>>715841494
Chill out Maldavius, you have ferrets to fuck and children to diddle, stop seething at meatcanyon just vecause he can draw and is actually funny on stream.

>>715842769
americans understand it more than you because america had to carry the planet on its back since ww2. Thor is in the right here

>>715842240
His twitch channel is botted. I remember somebody pointing it out, he had like 10k viewers yet his chat was slower than an average 1k viewer channel.

>>715841936
His videos that were just parodies of shit like that got demonitized and censored so he just decided on original animation like melvin or streams where he talks about shit or plays MTG with his channel crew and those are all pretty entertaining. He's genuinely a funny guy and sometimes gives kinda based takes.

>>715842815
Go suck the ferret fuckers asshole on his livestream and not here, faggot

>>715842815
>stop making fun of my favorite youtuber
no

>>715842828
It's too late now, people have started to fuck with him for shits and giggles, they are finding the right buttons to push to trigger him, he's cooked, he's gonna end up on fishtank at this rate

>>715842209
I don't care about the killing games or whatever, I just want to watch Maldavius burn like the furfag degenerate he is and has been for decades now. He must answer for his sins. All of them.

>>715842926
Lmao, and you keep proving his point. Americans have never won a single fucking war. Get out and touch grass

>>715842671
>>715842549
That's the fucking thing. He changed it from
>Devs shouldn't be forced to make every game single player!
to
>It'll hurt indie devs! (Who historically make a bunch online only games I guess)
to
>It's cause I don't want the government in our games!!

>Dad was in charger of blizzard cinematic
>he only ended up as QA
how did he failed as nepobaby? shouldn't he get a job at the animation department?

>>715841132 (OP)
oh my god bros...
Meat Canyon is gonna do... The same joke... Again...?

>>715843028
>he's gonna end up on fishtank at this rate
I will forgive the wiggers for the Season 4 scam if they let Burt fuck Pirate Software on Season 5.

>>715843008
>>715843025
>yes i am sheep who makes fun of zxy because i am newnigger little gen alpha

Imagining ruining a good grift because you're so up your ass about your own persona you need to quintuple down.

>>715843083
yes his point is correct. His country landed on the moon after all

>>715841132 (OP)
STOP, A FERRETY FERRET SUFFERING IS NOTHING TO JOKE ABOUT YOU FUCKING MONSTERS. THAT'S NOT FUNNY GOOD LUCK GETTING YOUR TWITCH ACCOUNT BACK

>>715843317
Only after the Russians. What a shame. Always second place

>>715841824
is that how that fucking works? Always wondered lol

>>715843125
This is his "game"(undertale mod), I think it's safe to assume he doesn't know anything about 3D art or animation.

>>715841936
>and was secretly a pedophile
I've seen a few people mention that. Last time there was a Meatcanyon thread someone was wondering if he was a victim as a kid

>>715843423
yuro education lmao

>>715841132 (OP)
>my artstyle is designed to be gross and unlikable
so weird, but i guess at least he's not drawing generic fotm porn on patreon like every other artist does

>>715843249
Oh my god, anon posts eceleb bad take...Again...?

>>715843704
How is it weird? He obviously just grew up with stuff like Ren and Stimpy and SpongeBob.

>>715843718
you're saying he doesn't do the same joke each time?

>>715841132 (OP)
i don't like mr. figtree as much as the next guy but i actually think that i hate meatcanynon more
dude has no spine, only goes after people when reddit says that it's okay and his "edgy" jokes never really went the full mile, so he just started falling back on the same trope in every other vid
psychicpebbles clones have been a disaster for the internet

>>715843774
idk because i feel like there's something wrong with your brain when you develop a style like that, everyone starts out drawing and wanting their stuff to look nice so deviating from that leads me to think it's mental illness or a desire to go in the completely opposite direction as a cope

john K is insane btw

Pirate Software denies being a nepo baby, but also admits to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzPAePAFl58

>>715843794
You're saying he doesn't post the same take each time?

>>715841707
>>715842791
quite sure is daddy issues, if it were mommy issues the guy would have turned into a faggot, a murderer or both

>>715844123
I don't know what you mean, pirate software having the same take? I don't give a shit about that I was just talking about Meat Canyon being unfunny and going for low hanging fruit

>>715841707
fucking hell this hurts to watch

>>715844071
You're retarded

>>715844265
cope

>>715844205
I think he has both. Heartbound has some kind of mom in an antagonistic role, and Jason is a faggot but he just keeps it on the down low.

>>715844229
You are fucking retarded.

>>715844303
nice retort, can you give me an answer to my previous question, are you telling me Meat Canyon doesn't make the same joke each time?

>>715844303
>>715844265
seethe

>>715844289
No one can cope with your retardation. You should just kys instead

Can anyone answer me why a ferret fursona is allowed to run a ferret "rescue"?
What goes on behind the gates of Frettchenwald?

>>715844363
Retard, do you think I am genuinely engaging with the conversation? I can't even shitpost anymore they're so fucking stupid. KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>715844387
no u

>>715844071
I always thought it was just an interesting style, I guess I get that. But to your point, I think the people drawing weird furry fetish porn that aren't into it suffer more than people just drawing grotesque characters.
>john K is insane btw
I've heard that but I don't know anything about him, it's media so who know which jew is lying. But I do know that Sam Hyde is insane, and he's fine.

>>715841447
>>715841936
I don't remember a single time he made a character a pedo, only a rapist or sexual deviant.

>>715844454
Same reasons faggots are allowed to adopt kids

>>715841179
His father might as well be a founding member, worked under it before it rebranded to "Blizzard" itself. Unironically his dad seems like a pretty prestigious person, worked and lead a bunch of projects.

>keeps asking men to eat his entire ass (the whole thing)

what did figtree mean by this?

>>715842731
Perhaps, but have you considered the fact that he is the first second generation Blizzard employee who worked at Blizzard as a game dev for 7 years?

>>715844457
It's not a hard question anon

>>715844554
Maldavius Figtree is a homosexual

>>715841234
Yes.
But don't you dare draw a cute anime girl, pedo.

>>715841447
>>715841494
>>715841936
surprised other people dislike meat canyon too, he's the most astroturfed cartoonist out there, his art and videos are just soulless millennial garbage
>>715842023
get some fucking taste then
>>715842485
>but at least Meat Canyon is funny and makes good content
anon, meat canyon is up there with the velma reboot bitch and amy schumer for worst fucking comedians
you need to really, really watch more fucking things it's embarrassing seeing a grown man admit to liking that slop

>>715844554
What was that thing in the 00s about gays putting hamsters up their asses? Is there a connection with ferrets?

>>715841872
>shoves ferrets up his ass
Say again?

>>715844454
It's pretty fucked up, but I think we're at a point where we have to wait for allegations or proof of wrongdoing like abusing them.

>>715842268
Sure, and I've grown similarly, but you gotta be a real fucking faggot to sit there getting offended about shit made for people younger than you are.
Especially when it's stuff that you admit when you were their age you enjoyed.
I'm not gonna High Horse about meatcanyon because it is EXACTLY the sort of shit I was laughing at when I was a teenager.

It's why I don't give a shit about the skibidy toilet crap because it's no different to the average youtube poop which was unfunny as fuck. Again, on average. For every TOMORROW I'LL or King's Unreasonable Demands there was a hundred videos where some retard just pumped up the volume, repeated shit at random, turned up the contrast, and proceeded to do nothing actually funny.

>>715844594
>muh eceleb bad watch me cry about it
It's also not an interesting one. Why are you like this?

>>715842401
He understands it now, without a doubt. But hes not going to change what hes said on it because he thinks it'd make him look bad. Too dug in now.

>>715844675
I just wanted an answer that's all, you just kept namecalling

>>715841132 (OP)
>>715841234
>annoying gay fag vs annoying gay fag
Nice e-celebs you fags have

>>715844438
seethe
>>715844461
john k allegedly rapes kids and is jewish so

>>715841132 (OP)
Does he interfere with the ferrets /v/? be honest.

Wait until someone digs up the tax information regarding his "charity" and discovers that he hasn't paid any taxes on any money that he has "made" the past 3 years

if you think he's a multi-millionaire, think again. he has at least raw $30m in the bank

>>715844610
>anon, meat canyon is up there with the velma reboot bitch and amy schumer for worst fucking comedians
>you need to really, really watch more fucking things it's embarrassing seeing a grown man admit to liking that slop
I don't really watch cartoons, I'll just watch a meat canyon video if it looks interesting and pops up. They're usually pretty good, I like them. I have no issues with him, he's one of the few YouTubers that actually seems to work hard on good quality videos.

>>715844674
Yeah, people make fun of meatcanyon but Happy Tree Friends was extremely popular and that's just gore. Personally I always disliked both, but in the lame kind of way.

>>715844756
they are both jewish btw.

>>715842549
he 100% didn't read or didn't understand it but he must maintain his high IQ hacker man fursona at all costs so can't admit it

meatfaggot is just as insufferable as piratesoftware, they should kiss

>>715843774
do not fucking compare meat canyon to Ren and Stimpy and SpongeBob, embarrassing, you really just typed that shit out

>>715844759
>john k allegedly rapes kids and is jewish so
So just like Samuel Hydestein and Marky Thompson.

>>715844941
yes

>>715844731
If by one joke you mean take a concept and exaggerate it to absurdity then yes, one joke. I hope we can both move on from this growing experience better men.

>>715844889
I'm saying they're inspirations, not that the Meat Canyon videos are as good. It's one guy doing YouTube versus talented teams that made some of the best cartoons of all time, I know they're not comparable.

>>715844840
Shit like Happy Tree Friends, Stickdeath, Killfrog, pretty much every Newgrounds Animation, it was all edgy as fuck and we all ate at least one of them up.
God damn, now I'm thinking of all those really edgy Mario sprite animations that were anime as fuck.

>>715841820
Hahah, I like that they had to change the 'A' in Blizzard to white instead of pink how it originally was.

>>715844816
>I don't really watch cartoons
>I'll just watch a meat canyon video if it looks interesting and pops up
>They're usually pretty good, I like them
see
>>715844610
>you need to really, really watch more fucking things it's embarrassing
you're proving my point, you are not exposed to anything good, you're living in plato's cave, you eat nothing but garbage and when people tell you it smells, you act confused because it's natural to you

>>715842023
Sorry zoom zoom but Newgrounds animators were already doing his shtick much better years ago. Only underage kids are impressed by this shit.

>>715844610
I like his food review videos because he has a natural charisma about him that just makes him funny. His vulgarity feels earnest and old school. I do not watch his cartoons, nor would I even really consider myself a fan of his because I saw like 4 or 5 videos spread out across several months but I liked each one.

>>715841447
>>715841936
why is this retard obsessed with pedophilia anyway?

>>715841132 (OP)
You guys remember aids skrillex and carl the cuck? He looks like a fusion between the two kek

>>715845270
He doesn't like jews

>>715845270
It's the official hobby of the Republican party you politically illiterate retard.

>>715844636
Allegedly, anon. Allegedly. But it's my honest opinion that a ferret furry running a ferret rescue is like Epstein running a daycare. There may not be any proof, but it's suspicious as fuck if you ask me.
>>715844659
I think he claims that he has employees for the "rescue", but I don't know anything about that. If he does, I expect they're also furries. So the chances of any stories coming out are incredibly low.

>>715845280
Lmao

>>715842828
It's important to note that he became popular by gaming the YouTube shorts algorithm when it was a new feature and YT was actively pumping the numbers of anyone spamming content on it because they wanted people to use it. The perfect mix of right time, right place and the right amount of gullible 13 year olds browsing shorts.

>>715842391
I'm getting jobst v mitchell vibes. Maybe that's just the style, these days.

>>715845320
epstein was a Demoncrat

>>715845329
>I think he claims that he has employees for the "rescue", but I don't know anything about that. If he does, I expect they're also furries. So the chances of any stories coming out are incredibly low.
Yeah he said that at one point, idk maybe we can tip off an animal rights activist group to look into it. I have no idea where to start on that stuff.

>>715841132 (OP)
based MeatCanyon.

>>715841707
bro...
how does this guy keep getting outed as the worst person ever

>>715845029
>It's one guy doing YouTube versus talented teams that made some of the best cartoons of all time
hillenburg and john k. actually had artistic vision, meat canyon just imitates real things, he has no original vision, he's a fraud of an artist, he lacks the soul of an artist and it's why everything he creates is ironic, he incapable of making good art

>>715845270
>>715845320
As someone on the right this shit does get so tiresome. As soon as right-wing influencers don't like someone they immediately start trying to imply or just openly accuse them of being a pedo. They expect it to be a silver bullet that completely one-shots any fanbase the person might have, but it gets so overused it risks losing all meaning instead
>oh this drama slop guy called someone a pedo? guess they're probably not then.

>>715842058
oh he's playing etrian odyssey huh
lemme guess, he miraculously beelines for all the cheese builds because he's just that big brained

I look forward to when pirate software takes his own life due to the constant harassment and mob mentality and all these e-celebs either say nothing or take no accountability.

>He's a nepo baby egotistical asshole
True, but have you seen this shit? This cycle happens every time and they never fucking learn; too excited to jump on the clout bandwagon.

>>715845270
MeatCanyon has terminal POCD

>>715845528
Idk dude he seems pretty good, he's not a legend or anything but I don't have the hate for
him that you do.

Anyone got the Pirate Software version of this?

>>715845475
>maybe we can tip off an animal rights activist group to look into it.
Nah. We don't do that shit. For one thing, he will only use it to fuel his victim narrative. There would need to be a leak for it to go like zoosadists did.

>>715845607
>I look forward to when pirate software takes his own life
Narcissists don't kill themselves

>>715845620
I genuinely had no idea this was a thing, learnt something new today

>>715845607
I cannot imagine being such a faggot vulture that you make your living over e-celeb drama like this.

>>715845453
May every day be a wonderful secret, anon.

>>715841820
>they fixed the pink letters spelling LIAR
lame

>>715845607
DSP's the same kind of faulty alien infiltrator and he's still around after like 20 years of this shit
that guy isn't going anywhere anytime soon

>>715842209
He intentionally said things that aren't true in order to make SKG sound like a bad idea. How can you be right with that approach?

>>715841447
I don't really like MeatCanyon, but he doesn't really make me irrationally mad like he makes you. It's just pop culture contrarianism.

>>715845538
Cuck got worn out to shit. Hits about the same as incel does. These motherfuckers never pace themselves.

>>715845623
I always wonder what causes someone to relentlessly seethe about an artist or animator, like its really not that big of a deal

>>715845623
>Idk dude he seems pretty good
no bro, meat canyon has never made good art in his life, he isn't capable of it, he's just another garbage millennial artist hiding behind 5 layers of irony to detract from the fact that he is an untalented hack that has zero artistic ability

>>715845748
hello, Karl

>>715845653
Yeah that's true, I'll let it work itself out. Hopefully that gets shut down soon, I do not trust furries with animals at all.

>>715845607
>I look forward to when pirate software takes his own life due to the constant harassment and mob mentality
For that to happen he'd need to be self-aware but he's too narcissistic to ever even consider being wrong

>>715845895
Will you be mad when he gets an Adult Swim show? It seems like he's going to.

>>715845453
so was trump

>>715845891
get some standards shit eater, you come here with shit in your teeth acting upset people call you out for it
stop getting offended for your own awful tastes in things, either shut the fuck up about the garbage you consume or take the hit for consuming garbage

>>715846043
What do you watch?

>>715845904
Who is karl?

>>715846043
kek

>>715846043
Why are you so passionate about children's media?

>>715846082
Karl this dick fit your mouth

>>715846148
are you an updog?

>>715846079
CCTV footage of a solitary street half way around the world.

>>715845949
of course not, adult swim has been a bottom of the barrel network for ages

i dont hate meat canyon, this is something you don't understand, he allows me to judge your tastes as a consumer
it's a qualifying interest to no longer take you seriously as someone that is capable of appreciating art or cartoons, which you further proved in your later comments

>>715842209
I think Jason Figtree is wrong, and conveyed the message exactly as he intended.

more like maygayvius fagtree

>>715846332
Yeah dude keep watch your cartoons, you're an undiscovered genius seething on 4chan about a guy that makes wacky YouTube cartoons. Total genius move, you're like the next Steve Jobs, you just need someone to give you your big break!

He managed to become the Phil Fish of 2025 such a short amount of time.

>>715846464
At least Phil made a good game and shit on Japanese developers when they were at their worst. Now that's all changed, obviously, but he wasn't wrong about them back then.

>>715846464
At least Phil Fish made and completed his game, Roachware has worse coding than Yanderedev and still hasn't finished shit in 10 years kek

>>715846463
Thanks man, I always knew this to be 1. Get it? It's a boolean.

moldman vs maldman. know the difference

>>715846674
Hell yeah, brother. Go change the world!

>>715846707
As he came into the window
It was the sound of a crescendo
He came into xer apartment
He left the moldstains on the carpet
Xe ran underneath the table
He could see xe was unable
So xe ran into the bedroom
Xe was struck down, it was xer doom

Jannie, are you OK?
So, Jannie, are you OK?
Are you OK, Jannie?
Jannie, are you OK?
So, Jannie, are you OK?

>>715846464
Phil Fish has Fez to stand on, this fag has a decade old unfinished Undertale clone and some very gay furry ERP to his name.

>>715841132 (OP)
Why did you copy and paste this comment? Was it yours?

>>715841179
>>715842260

>>715846707
sounds about right

>>715846463
you still dont get it do you, enjoying meat canyon is your banner to everyone that you have always been a loser

embrace it, you dont have to argue with random people online about your shit eating tastes, just keep eating your garbage and the world will keep on turning

>>715846824
Yes, and?

>>715846824
>asking the bot why it copied a comment
Anon, this is the internet now.

>>715846856
>so yeah my dad is this fat bald loser here obviously no South Park never said anything about it but just look at it it's definitely my father

>>715846856
His dad's kept most of his hair but he's definitely lost a lot of it. Do you think Maldylocks wears a wig?

>>715846930
Your videos are shit.

>>715846940
His dad said on stream recently that maybe if he'd beat his son he'd have turned out better. Incredibly based.

Reminder Meatcanyon thinks loli/shota should be made illegal. Yes he's retarded.

>>715846924
I guess I don't, I don't think about which YouTube videos I click sometimes. Wow, I should really do better and consume some good content...like what?

>>715842209
Well, RoachShitware is an asshole, but he's otherwise harmless.
But SKG is overblown by cultists. Their harassments somehow made Maldavius seem civil in comparison.
Most of those guys are actual incels, it's best not to look at them as equals. Those freaks really know how to drive a movement toward the ground. It's a shame Moldman is too afraid to directly confront them, lest they turn on him too.

>>715846924
>reddit spacer
>art is objective, actually

>>715846707
>he's actually just three children in a trench coat
holy fucking DESTROYED

>>715847038
>man has an opinion
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>715847038
It should be. You pedophiles should be in prison with Trump.

>>715841132 (OP)
This guy is unlikable and poked a hornet's nest but it's been kinda crazy seeing the dogpile on him.

>>715847119
He's an artist that draws grotesque shit and thinks art that he doesn't like should be banned. He's a retard and hypocrite.

>>715847185
It's very rare for people to like narcissists of this caliber. Plus, there's nothing else going on in this space at the moment.

>>715847265
generally narcissists like other narcissists

>>715847185
He's like that drunk canadian dude who got the shit beat out of him by the NHL player on the golf course. He doesn't know when to give it up.

>>715847185
all he had to do was apologize

>>715841447
It's natural evolution of "guys guys what if MARIO did drugs???"

>>715847301
Context?

>>715847301
>BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

>>715847014
>Shithead son doesn't even bother to text his father happy birthday
>Insists that he did even after confirming that he didn't
There's no fixing that kind of narcissism. You're just born with it.

>>715847202
Most people are hypocritical, if you dig deep enough. I know I am, and you probably are too. I dont like the loli shit either but I'm fine with it existing, it's not real, it's a drawing. But I will say drawing a gross face is very different than loli porn, I can see why people have a problem with it.

>>715847038
It's just a subjective opinion. Leave hime alone.

>>715847202
Pedophilia is not art though

>>715841132 (OP)
Him being completely and utterly unable to accept he's wrong about anything is what really blows my mind. Moat narcissists at least feign apologetics when they get caught out, this dude just lives 100% in delusion land where he's literally perfect and does nothing wrong ever.

>>715847414
Meatcanyon doesn't make art

>>715847308
Scrath that, all he had to do was use a mana gem, having done that none of this would've happened. The doubling down and the refusal to apologize came after all that.

>>715847430
That's what makes him based. Completely unyielding autism. He doesn't serve the universe the universe bends to him.

>>715847293
Yeah that's true, the dogpile just dominates conversations on the internet. I have to imagine his success last year is a big factor, seeing successful people fail, that are huge assholes, is fun.

>>715841132 (OP)
Knotbound is never getting finished

>>715847498
>That's what makes him based
No, that's what makes him a gigantic faggot

>extreme narcissist
>nepobabby
>puts on a fake voice

>>715847498
Then why hasn't Chris-Chan's dimensional merge happened yet?

>>715841132 (OP)
>center of the universe
>make a thread about him

>>715847469
>He's an artist
By your own omission. Stay consistent or fuck off with your bad faith arguments.

>>715847414
picrel is why i'm on the channel

reminder that this faggot's head is so high up his own ass that he insists on every single person calling him "thor"
he also fakes his own voice and jacks off to knots and has sex with his ferrets

>>715841447
hes a faggot but hes still better than the faggot known as pirate software

>>715847352
It was Bang like the root beer

>>715847498
Right now, the universe is bending him over and fucking him up the ass. Just metaphorically, he actually really enjoys dicks and ferrets up his ass.

>>715847585
I'm NTA

aside from meatcanyon being a salty lib faggot who's just dogpiling on something that's safe to be angry at via reddit...
>>715847014
This fag strikes me as the typical spoiled upper middle class queerbait that didn't get bullied or beaten enough into a real man or to at least think of people that aren't himself.
I don't even fully disagree with the people who are against SKG, but I know enough to only post that opinion on places like this where I can mock faggots who are just going with the crowd or dogpiling some useless subhuman soiboi because reddit told them to.
I do look forward to laughing at all of you though. Sometimes you just have to let the thirdies and plebs have what they want because they're too stupid to think for themselves.

>>715847498
>the entire universe collectively just took a shit on him
go to bed jason

>>715847351
https://x.com/NUCLRGOLFPOD/status/1942313664268149181
>>715847610
>ENOUGH!

>>715847498
I mean, maybe at one point it was, but now it's more like the universe is snapping him like a brittle sheet of ice. He's fully exposed and has no one in his corner because he's alienated everyone, even his dad is mocking him for calling himself Thor.

>>715847569
Still loyal to her* dimensional husbando sonichu. They might be lolcows, but they're not degenerates anon.

>>715841132 (OP)
I'm still flabbergasted that he not only announced to the world that he's a nepo baby, but he flaunts it like it's an achievement to be given a job by your dad.
>>715841179
despite what he says, he never did any important dev work. he mostly did cyber security and sending fake phishing emails.
>>715841447
they are funny, you just don't like the artstyle. It's not "deep" it's just supposed to be unsettling while making surface level jokes. If you missed that, it's because of your room temp iq.

>>715847594
Emily is so beautiful and valid <3

>>715841820
>gay furry proud to work at the gay furry company
makes sense to me

>>715847671
lmao, did not know that. Based father figure.

>>715847594
>jacks off to knots
I'm afraid to ask what this means

>>715847565
Do you think he practices his barry white voice all day long?

>>715842209
You don't think that, you just want to be a contrarian. His arguement against stop killing games was against something it wasn't trying to do.

>>715847770
It's the clip where he forgot his Dad's birthday, it's in this thread.

>>715847498
>universe gets bored
>turned him into the next big lolcow
2035, Jason is a mcwagie at the local walmart

>>715847787
dog penis
he's a zoophile basically

>>715847895
Oh god lmao

>>715847664
FOOKIN' CRY ABOOT IT
LET'S FOOKIN' GO MAN!

>>715847895
I thought his fetish was limited to ferrets

>>715841447
His older stuff such as Star Wars was good. As he grew in popularity his content became worse. Also he's an obese kike and so is his goblin wife.

>>715841860
>eu is bad because, because, because, MUSLIMS!!
This has nothing to do with muslims you corporate bootlicker

>>715847956
Nta but I've met furries before, they don't limit it.

>>715847895
is that why his heartbound game or whatever the fuck it's called has a talking dog companion who steers him away from his alcoholic and abusive dad?

>>715847594
This one i knew it would do it by the video showing it's home.
Being full of fox plushies everywhere is a thing, but having a fucking sylveon is a dead giveaway.

>>715847594
xer picrel trooned out so hard. Linus is so proud

>>715841132 (OP)
>meatcanyon
you have to be over 18 to use the site

>>715847375
Getting shit wrong with your game of chinese whispers forces me to defend the faggot. Stop doing that. Get it right.

He didn't insist after confirming that he didn't.
His dad tells him he did, he says he did, his dad says that was last year, he checks his phone and realizes that's correct. He then says that if it helps, he didn't text his dad on any of the days after his birthday either, implying that a birthday is just another day.
If anything it's worse than how you remember it.

so are his problems caused by daddy issues or mommy issues?

>>715848023
>alcoholic and abusive dad
I'd be an abusive alcoholic if my son was jacking off to the dog too.

>>715842209
>t.

>>715848023
I've only seen clips of people playing that game, but the second you see the dog's sprite it's immediately obvious that it was drawn by a furry. I can only imagine jason commissioning the most grotesque furfag artist he knows whose gay art he constantly jacks off to for his shitty undertale clone that he never even works on

>>715848106
Post your id, NOW!

>>715846856
His dad looks like a troon

>>715848135
It's actually quite funny:
https://heartbound.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Characters

The "character art" is basically furaffinity shit, but the sprite art is "defurrified" to make it look more like a game.

literally who

>>715841707
His dad looks like John favreau

>>715842209
BASED

>>715848115
Tough call. I have never heard him utter a single word about his mother. Because he hates her, or because he's protective of her and doesn't want internet scrutiny on her? Tough to tell.
Meanwhile, he name drops his dad as a founding member of Blizzard. But is he proud and wanting to brag, or is he jealous of living in his shadow? Tough to tell

>>715841447
I like the cars video, the kid with his mom telling him where people go when they dream and the Tony the tiger one. I think they're neat.

>>715848115
I think it's Daddy issues, he "forgot" his dad's birthday and didn't even apologize for it lol. He obviously wants to be as or more successful than his dad was, that's why he lies about his credentials.

>>715847047
>t.
kys

>>715848047
I despise how much furfags and trannies like foxes. They're really cute creatures but people associate them with furries way too much and think you are one if you really like them

>>715848223
LIBERATE FRETTCHENWALD

Pirat has been lurking these threads for the past week or so and its always so fucking obvious when hes defending himself lmfao

>>715848278
I don't know when any of my famliy's birthdays are and don't give a fuck

>>715848223
How does Jason see a ferret and want to have sex with it? I really don't understand how that happens to somebody.

>>715848223
theres no way this nigga doesnt do weird shit with his ferrets
he literally had a twerking ferret as one of his emotes and had a huge hissy fit when twitch removed it. I feel bad for the ferrets in his """rescue"""

>>715847594
kek I cant believe this guy ended up transitioning

>>715841707
>Bullshit
>Bullshit
>Laughs
What a horrible piece of shit.

videogames?

/stretch
whatever dude

Dude is a total knotzi

>>715848396
That's fine, but he's selling this thing that he has a great relationship with his dad that worked at blizzard he's a "second generation" blizzard employee. Most people with good relationships with their parents know their birthdays, at least.

>>715848460
He is Pirate Knotware the programmer of Knotbound

>>715848501
I have a good relationship with my folks but I use my phone/calendar to remind me of their birthdays. I'm also probably autistic though.

>>715841132 (OP)
Why do your third-worlders never shut up about ecelebs? Fucking cancer.

>>715848415
He's a furry, I'm not surprised at all. That shit was disgusting when they went to his house and he showed off his furry stuff with dried up cum on it.

>>715841132 (OP)
this guy is so based for making zoomers seethe this hard

>>715848396
Even dogs can remember 250 words, and you’re too dumb or ignorant to remember your parents birthdays congrats retard

The best revelation about this retard is that he's not just a furfag but that he had a wife whom he cheated on with his gay furry buttbuddy

>>715848586
there's no way linus didn't know what he was doing when he asked why they all had holes in their backsides

>>715848713
Absolutely kek

Just a reminder that while making a massive pile of if's don't hurt the performance much, it take away the limited time you have on this planet.
If you need an hour to find a single line of something somewhere, it will add up to days, weeks, months, years, decades even and you might die before you complete the game.
Just because you didn't spent a week learning a good solution.

>>715848740
Tech debt comes for us all

>>715848804
Death by a million ifs

>>715843249
this

>>715848313
>Kiwifaggot doesn't understand why other people hate them.

>>715848669
I can remeber way more words than a dog. I only remember if I care to

>>715848705
Do we know that his ex"wife" was actually a woman? I was wondering about that ever since people started talking about him dating a troon.

>>715848713
I need a fucking link now

>>715848740
he was going line by line doing something to numbers that differed by 1, a perfect case where you would use a for loop. You're defending someone with worse than pajeet tier coding. I bet he would fail a fizzbuzz.

>>715842791
>"My behavior is inherent, I have no fault for anything, it's because my parents"
Peak 4chan post

You can tell pirate really wants to respected and taken seriously. This must be hurting.

>>715843436
graphics are the least of the game's problems
writting is absolutely SHIT

>>715847047
>But SKG is overblown by cultists
>Most of those guys are actual incels
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ERM! if you wish to own the shit you pay for you're a heckin... incel!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>715848870
The plot thickens

>>715848874
Nta but I think it was this video
youtube.com/watch?v=YCUrphpzEqY

>>715841824
>>715843429
Reverb is a fucking echo, anon. He's just boosting lows and cuts highs to make himself sound like that. Anyone can do that

>furry faggot
>divorced his wife because of his faggotry lol
>treats his dad like shit
>cant take any accountability
>live service game stuck in early access and probably never coming out

who sides with this furfaggot? dude is retarded.

>>715848952
>He actually think SKG isn't going to be another EULA
Since Moldman is afraid of his mob and their high expectations, I'll say it to you- you're a retard. Jump off a bridge.

>>715848941
For sure, I think it's ugly but it's offensively bad. Just generic. I was just saying I don't think he would know a damn thing about modeling or animation.

>>715842791
>>715844205
I'd bet on mommy issues based on the heartbound boss which is basically just your character's mom talking shit about him.

>>715849068
This has LITERALLY
>LITERALLY
/LITERALLY/
nothing to do with your point about incels. Fucking kill yourself on your way back to the fagsoftware discord

>>715844619
Ferrets are more phallic.

>>715847565
The fake voice thing is really stupid
Dude could've just said "Yeah I just change the way I speak when I'm on air"
It's pretty much industry standard to adjust the way you speak in any sort of talk show type job. You project your voice, speak clearly and openly so it's easier to understand.
But nah he had to go "DUDE I HAD TWO PUBERTIES A DOCTOR PROVED IT"
It's not even wrong to say that your voice changes as you get older and in your 40's and 50's

>>715849026
So essentially if I go into my Razer settings I can go full Mufasa mode by just boosting the lows? Nice, always wondered how I'd sound if I were a Chad

>>715849084
Not clicking that

>>715841707
>if it makes you feel any better, I didn't text you anything after that last birthday, so it still counts
How the FUCK does anyone say this and think it makes them look any better?

>>715849143
post results :^)

>>715849143
Nta but yeah, you can do it with literally any microphone.

>>715849178
is he saying he didnt text him for a whole year?

>>715849143
>mode by just boosting the lows
just turn a single semitone down, actually
https://files.catbox.moe/9k3ub7.mp4

>>715849178
It was a joke, just a shitty one

>>715849241
What's the joke in "I didn't text you in a year"?

>>715849102
INCEL MAD
>INCEL MAD
INCEL MAD
OH NO HE'S GOING TO HARRASS ME!!
You're powerless, tourist. Go back to KF, your Celebrity Worship Syndrome stopped being cute a long time ago.

.

>>715849178
>your logic sucks
Man, this guy doesn't deserve a son as shitty as Jason. The guy just wanted a happy birthday text from his son, and his son wouldn't even apologize for forgetting.

>>715848915
The code i seem from him had this massive pile of identical definitions that could be you know a "default definition", but i guess they don't teach you such things at blizzard.

The funniest part about when he troons out is when he has to untrain the fake deep voice before training for a feminine one.

I understand chuck now

>>715849235
Yes

>>715849291
>erm you're an incel!
>>erm your initiative won't achieve anything
>>>>erm you're a hecking seething incel!!
surely you fagsoftware retards can do better than this

>>715849283
The joke is "technically I did say happy birthday to you"

>>715847038
Uhhhh.... BASED?
Two nukes wasn't enough and anyone who seeks out that shit needs to face the wall.

>>715849070
oh yeah, I agree with that
every design is either VERY generic, or blatant furbait
I mean, you know it's bad when not even furries care about your designs

>>715849283
You know how people here find "sneed" funny? Same vibes.

>>715849382
Slippin Jimmy got results, Jason gets dicks and ferrets in his ass.

>>715849391
>Everyone that disagrees with me is a piratefag detractor
It's not 2016 anymore retard, you're just acting like a schizoid.

>>715849456
>t. guy calling everyone incels
LMFAO

>>715849425
I know, but my point was that admitting he didn't text him anything in a year is the part that makes him look even worse.

>>715849431
Dats rite, fly to a destitute land and fuck real kids instead.

>>715849237
Can't be done real-time as efficiently as using EQ afaik

>>715849381
Modern trannies don't do "feminine voices".
It's just the wig and certainty the liberal friends will wreck your shit if you ever say he.

>>715841132 (OP)
>>715846856
>>715842145
The worst part is that as much as he keeps riding on the coat tails of "my dad works at Blizzard" and nepo shit, he shows utterly no respect towards his father.
Being a cunt is one thing, but lack of filial piety is a whole different level of dishonorabru. Maybe Blizzshart should sack his ass to save face at this point.
>>715845280
kek

>>715849442
Sneed is actually funny though.

>>715841447
I've literally never watched one of his animations but I enjoy some of the creepypasta videos he's done with Wendigoon because they riff off of each other well. The ones I've watched, at least. It's funny to see them desperately trying to make retarded jokes during the rare story that's well-written to preserve their mental state, or absolutely dumping ass on a shitty story.

>>715849536
but what if I drew you with a 2008 cartoon style face shitting yourself

>>715847038
loli will never be banned while I draw breath

>>715849480
Unironically yes. Don't tell me you actually fell for the "Everyone on 4chan is a Virgin" meme?
You're just a loser, an angry one too. That's why you're mad at Mald, it's Incel Rage.

>>715849513
>it's friday night at every single place on Earth at once

>>715848242
jesus christ

>>715845280
I needed a visual aid, it's been awhile. But you're absolutely right lol

>>715849582
>Incel Rage.
I'm not the one having a continuous mental breakdown for 8 months over a shitty WOW decision lol

>>715844205
>if it were mommy issues the guy would have turned into a faggot
lmao you're NEVER gonna believe this dude...

>>715843436
You know
I kind of like the environment art of the game
It's not fantastic, but I think it's alright
The character is somehow the least interesting character I've ever seen in a video game in a long time and I'm a fucking runescape player where this is the typical player model

>>715849382
???
How was it possible to not be on Chuck's side? The audience knew Jimmy was lying and fucking over his brother the entire time. Chuck was always right to keep his piece of shit brother away from his law firm.

>>715849487
I understand. I don't know why he was playing it off unless he wanted some "that is so cruel" shocked laughs

>>715843436
>(undertale mod)
Let's not insult Undertale that much, Toby Fox coding is really bad but it runs at full speed on cheap hardware. Heartbound can't avoid frame drops on modern computers.

>>715841447
I think his animations are too preachy sometimes. Golden Arches is good while the taylor swift one is bad, for example.

>>715849548
I didn't text you in a year

>>715849650
I think he's just trying to recreate himself but as link at the start of wind waker. I agree, the main character in his game does nothing for me.

>>715849662
>admitting to being wrong
Yeah right, buddy guy.

>>715849624
>More schizoid posting
I really think you should stop.
The "Everyone that disagrees with me is a Jason or his thrall" schtick was never clever, just makes you look like a lunatic.
You're really just proving me right, just put your caps lock back on lol.

>>715844205
His entire game is an undertale clone about how his self insert "Lore" (That isn't very subtle "Thor") has huge parental issues and depression
The fucking mom and dad are the evil antagonists
Just look at him not able to say sorry to his dad about not texting him a single time in a year, it's the one and only time he'll ever sound slightly upset on stream

>>715848135
there's an entire city of anthropomorphic animals later on in the game

Kiwiniggers fuck off. Joshua Connor Moon jerks off to shotacon.

>>715849724
Is heart bound not a Undertale mod? I was trying to be insulting towards Jason, not Toby or Undertale, it's not my kind of game but I totally respect it. But anyways, the reason I said that was that I watched a video on a guy looking at Jason's code, and he used some Undertale mod tool to look at it.

>>715841447
I agree with you 100%

The videos are vile and only a soulless moron would be amused by them.

I met a complete loser irl who passive aggressively cut me out of his life because I said I don't like meatcanyon. His fans are neurotic and bitter, as evidenced by the replies to your posts

Lastly, after seeing only one cartoon of his I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and assume he's either Jewish, a communist, or both.

>>715842209
How can he be right about something he didn't even describe truthfully?

>>715849823
>Everyone that disagrees with me is a Jason
Literally never implied this at all. You saying this shit just makes me think you're Pirat LOL
https://web.archive.org/web/20080309213326/http://wiki.patrioticnigras.org/wiki/Maldavius_Figtree/
remember this?

>>715849943
It's intended to be a fully released game. It just uses the same engine as Undertale and tools that can be used for digging into Undertale can also dig into his game

>>715841729
No he wasn't.
He was a QA tester. aka the retard who runs against walls to see if theres collisions

>>715849634
Where's the best place to bet on this? Polymarket? I can make a killing.

>>715849943
Heartbound is clearly trying to copy Undertale in look and tone but it's not a mod, it's its own game being made from scratch with some of the worst coding practices you'll ever seen, Yanderedev-tier stuff

>>715841179
He was at Blizzard since before they were called Blizzard and were making cool platformers like Vikings then became their cutscene guy until I think Cataclysm.

>>715849510
It absolutely can, I have a vst that let's me alternate tune my guitar several semitones and I can practice with it in realtime

>>715850039
I meant his Dad, I know Jason only did QA. And actually his Dad did pretty good with climbing the corporate ladder over the years before he left, he did get that job that Jason says he did.

>>715850008
Just no

>>715849291
You need to first have sex before you call someone an incel.

>>715850041
Bets are already off. He divorced his wife/beard so that he could be a gay furry.

EVERYONE THAT HATES ECELEB DRAMA FAGGOTRY ON /v/ MUST BE THAT PERSON/ONE OF THEIR FANS, I AM A FUCKING RETARD BTW

>>715842209
You're an idiot then

>>715850169
>I AM A FUCKING RETARD BTW
Yeah we know

>>715850043
>Yanderedev-tier stuff
I can't believe I'm saying this, but that's an insult to Yanderedev
He at least updates it

>>715850169
Ok Jason

>>715849456
>>715849823
Schizoid doesn't mean schizophrenic.

>>715850130
LOL

>>715850008
I wish I never seen any of that

"Creamsicle colored huskies really turn me on, especially those fluffy, curly tails. ^_^"

—Maldavius Figtree

>>715850169
Hi Jason

>>715850167
You don't think he's going to want to become the girlfriend if his troon gf kills himself? Not sure how old he is, but life expectancy is still only in the 30's for troons.

>>715850080
>vst
So you need a proper external audio interface to remove the lag or at the very least fuck with asio4all. Again, not efficient to go through all that trouble just to bassboost your shitty voice. Jason probably did, but only because he's rich and retarded.

bat thread

>>715849943
>he used some Undertale mod tool to look at it
Oh, I get the misunderstanding now. There's a tool to reverse engineer Game Maker games, and it just happens to be named UndertaleModTool because that's what it was made for. It works for anything made in Game Maker, which Heartbound is

>>715850169
Based wisdom retard. Following a lolcow makes you a fan, that's just fax.

>>715848396
Thanks for the update, Jason!

>>715841132 (OP)
I can't believe he faked his Twitch hypetrain.

>>715850285
Its efficient enough to where you can play in real time with it, making it just fine for talking. And there are many options to do it. His voice is 100% detuned with software AND eq

>>715850325
Ah that makes sense, thanks. I was wondering why you guys thought I was shitting on Undertale lol.

>>715849492
Can we have ZERO kids being fucked please?
Is this an option?

>>715845607
I don't like Pirate Software but drama sloptubers also suck ass. Hate those kinds of channels.

>>715850367
You only read two sentences out of three anon

>>715850360
I'm not surprised at all to hear that. Was it one time he admitted to it or was it every hype train? I have to imagine there were a few when he was at his peak for popularity.

>>715845270
Projection

>>715850376
jason 'thor' and his father raped a dozen children in an underground basement in delaware

>>715850376
Heal the worlds trauma and stop it from happening again. ezpz

>>715845607
>getting paid for bullying an obnoxious retard
sounds comfy ngl

>>715841447
I wish people grew out of gross humor = funny

>>715850219
I really mean Schizoid since they're almost all asocial freaks, but SZPD can also overlap with Schizophrenic-like symptoms.

>>715850487
No, that was Jason and his brother.

>>715850554
this doesn't make your code any better

>>715850497
Agreed

>>715850554
Except you're calling them out for making insane claims, which stems from schizophrenia, so a completely different disorder.

>>715847956
Nope, he wants to fuck huskies too.

>>715847038
he's retarded but he makes cool animations so w/e

>>715850597
>>715850639
Stop samefagging, child.

>>715850554
>um ackshually I was completely right the whole time
go fucking work on your game, 'Thor'
lord knows it needs it

BREAKING
>BREAKING
BREAKING
>BREAKING

QUINTHEO CURRENTLY COVERING POSSIBILITY THAT JASON HAD ONE OF HIS DINGLEBERRIES MAKE FAKE DONATIONS TO BOOST A "HYPE TRAIN" AND TRICK OTHER PEOPLE INTO GIVING HIM MONEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE3ANnQ3gO0

>>715841132 (OP)
did you know his dad used to drink breast milk from one of the employees at blizzard? its kinda cool, his dad is probably a cool guy

>Thor's career is so dead that he's defending himself in the thread
Grim

>>715850775
He was breast milk bandit? Dude's a legend, holy shit.

>>715850791
That's his entire thing. Maldavius Fagtree is just a poor Elon Musk

>>715850791
It's not like anyone else would defend him.

>>715850639
>Incel
>Rage
>Lack of empathy
Shizoid is preferred.
Schizophrenics usually have psychosis and catatonic behavior. They're actual victims of their illness, schizoids are just assholes that only know how to socialize on the internet.

>>715850761
AM I FUCKING SHADOW BANNED?
HOW COME NO ONE HAS REPLIED TO THIS SHIT?
THIS COULD BE ACTUAL FRAUD

>>715850953
You're not a schizophrenic person, little bro. You're not particularly good at what you do.

>Thor in the thread

why cant you understand why magic numbers are bad?

do_thing(32) //wtf is 32?

vs
num_apples = 32
do_thing(num_apples) //oh I'm doing thing to apples, ez

>>715851018
giving yourself money is not a fraud

>>715850282
We're betting on whether or not he's a faggot. Which he certifiably is. Trooning out is peak faggotry, so it'd only further cement it.

>>715851124
Deceiving others into giving you money is.
Also is donating money to yourself against Terms of Service? I think that it probably is

>>715851159
He's already fucking a man, so when do you get your payout?

>>715841707
why did he even stream this? fuckin hell i feel bad for his boomer old man

>>715849657
Jimmy lived rent free in his mind, from an outsider he looked like a schizo obsessing over the mythical slipping jimmy. add to that that every single person knew that he was fucking insane for his muh electromagnetism bullshit

>>715851236
Never. Like I said, the bets were settled a long time ago.

>>715851186
Even if it were a fraud, he would have known. I'm not retarded enough to expose himself like that.

>>715851310
Damn

>>715842391
>billy mitchell is finished!
>it's over
>he can't recover
>billy cheating exposed
>it's over for billy mitchell
>it's overer for billy the cheat
>billy set to lose billions in court
>billy cannot win
>billy mitchell guaranteed loss
>billy mitchell is screwed
so how'd that go? remember, this is the age of apathy. no one will care about this in 2 months.

>>715844495
There's the willy Wonka one, I think that's about it.
>>715841447
Meat canyon doesn't claim to be deep. He makes cartoons based off of popular trends it's essentially what southpark did in it's original run.

>>715851329
>I'm not retarded enough to expose himself like that.
Jason are you okay?

>>715851353
This but with Karl
>no one will care about this in 2 months.
Everyone has been talking about this faggot all year, ever since the WoW stuff. I think he'll be the main topic/lolcow for the rest of the year, at this point. And that's also the difference with Billy and Jason, Billy is not a lolcow but Jason is.

>>715851329
>I'm not retarded enough to expose himself like that.
>I'm
Please stop fucking the ferrets, please. You have plenty of men that are willing to have sex with you.

>>715851045
Magic numbers are bound crop up in a project, but it's down to the project and how you've structured your classes, functions or whatever and how they take arguments. For example, for a function called setTimeOut you can immediately tell that whatever argument it takes is some sort of time out value.
If you assign all "magic number" parameters into intermediate parameters just to give them a name in-place, that seems to me like a code-stink. You should probably rethink your code if that's the solution you arrive to. Hell, something like C# has a concept of named parameters. In most cases, your IDE can give you a hint about what the function definition is.
https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/dotnet/csharp/programming-guide/classes-and-structs/named-and-optional-arguments

That is to say, magic numbers aren't the end of the world, as it can be a case-by-case thing.

>>715851789
>intermediate parameters
Intermediate variables, meant to write. Am sleepy.

>>715851353
it's crazy how jason has so little charm that you can't even like him ironically like billy mitchell. Jason is just a massive faggot that tries to make up for his lack of charisma by creating fake stories about himself and artificially deepening his voice. He's not funny, he isn't charming, he has nothing to be smug about, and even his enemies are likable. He has nothing, he's just a furfag nepo baby

>>715851459
that's because it's been a while since an OTK associate has been accused of rape. wait for another nothing burger of a controversy to happen. piratesoftware is just the latest, not the last.

>>715844205
raping a ferret to death makes him a faggot and murderer

So who makes game dev content that's actually competent at game development?

>>715841447
Uncultured swine.
https://youtu.be/V8H2ETMpRFw?si=fcabvPYQMKBxZSEp

>>715851186
>Also is donating money to yourself against Terms of Service? I think that it probably is

No. Twitch would actually love for you to do that since they make a cut from it.

>>715852115
those people most likely have no time to stream

>>715852115
I don't think anyone who makes gamedev content with any frequency is that knowledgeable. Usually the ones worth listening to do talks or blog posts infrequently, because game development might be more of a full time job, or there may be NDAs involved, so it can be too tiresome or whatever to make content on the side.

>>715852247
Incorrect sir. Twitch prohibits deceptive practices and artificially boosting channel stats. Hype trains are channel stats.

>>715852115
lavaflame2

>literally who

mobile game dev who made an idle/maplestory fusion mmo.

>>715841132 (OP)
Rent free lmao

When I first saw what meatcanyon looks like irl it was exactly like how I expected him to look

>>715852378
Anon if donating to yourself was against ToS, GDQ wouldn't fucking exist.

I take issue with the SKG movement because they want to kill to get what they want. I don't disagree with the SKG movement but I don't want to be killed, so I don't support a movement that wants to kill me for my beliefs. I just want to live and am afraid the movement would want to kill me if I ever had a minor amount of disagreement.

>>715852462
Difference between GDQ and getting your own janny to donate an an alt account claiming to be someone else. Now what?
Why are you sweeping for Maldavius?

>>715852462
NTA but Twitch does say that's against the rules, obviously they pick and and choose who must follow them. If everyone had to follow them, most of the top streamers would have been permanently banned.

>>715852408
>I-Im BTFOing you when you laugh at how much of a faggot I am actually!!
hey jason, shouldn't you be working on your undertale clone? if you try hard enough you might be able to finish before toby fox finishes the next chapter of deltarune

>>715848917
>free will is real because.... because.... because it just is ok?!
>the voice in my head is telling me it is and that should be enough to discount literally every single thing in the universe that is based on cause and effect because something about quantum mechanics or whatever

>>715846762
underrated post

>>715852554
>>715852572
Where in the rules does it say you cannot donate to yourself, because virtually everyone donates subs/bits to themselves either via their main or a sockpuppet. It is encouraged by twitch since they get a cut. Why would they give two shits if you give yourself 50k if they get 10k from it?

>>715852728
My bad that's for charity streams. I guess it's fine with them then. Jason can continue to send more of his money to twitch, to make it look like he's winning.

>>715841707
I will never understand why people find it funny to treat their parents like shit.

>>715852728
>Where in the rules does it say you cannot donate to yourself,
The rule where you can't artificially inflate your stream stats. Already told you that Maldavius

>>715842209
Why didn't he use his mana gem?

>>715841447
Meatcanyon was always trash

>>715841707
Jesus you can hear his voice break for a moment there. What a piece of shit.

I'm glad I don't have parasocial relationships with youtubers like some faggot.

>>715849510
>>715850434
it's more than just eq because he is retarded like you said
https://files.catbox.moe/ec8cgh.webm

>>715853310
Yeah man, it's way cooler to blog about it instead.

op i've seen this disgusting picture like seven times today

fuck you

>>715842023
if this site hates everything does that mean it hates mars bars?

>>715853349
Oh wow he didn't even cut the highs, he straight up just lowered the voice lmao. My bad then, I wouldn't expect such idiocy even from him

/v/ really hates everything and everyone

>>715841132 (OP)
You're making fun of him, but I can't help but get a bit turned on when someone explains something to me condescendingly like he does.

>>715841132 (OP)
Honestly this guy isn't even funny bad like most cows. Jason's life is just fucking depressing to me for some reason.

>>715842058
I can't think of a worse thing to stream than a dungeon crawler.

>>715853579
>Jason's life is just fucking depressing to me for some reason
Not really because he basically was set for life, if it wasn't for his narcissism.

>>715845626
No but I'm seconding this request

>>715841408
Raised as a spoiled brat. Most likely quit his nepo-job because he started to notice that nobody liked him, on top of starting to get judged as incompetent by the co-workers
Why would he try to make a good career in the industry when he can use the saving that he had working at his high paying nepo job (and daddy's money as a backup) to be a "content creator", where he can larp as a 500IQ hacker without anyone to question his obvious lies.
In content creator space if anyone doubts you, you can just ban them and live in an eternal echo chamber.

>>715853310
Now that's no way to talk about Maldavius' jannies

>>715854478
Literally head and shoulders above the competition.

>>715854558
Anon...

>>715854558
>Literally head and shoulders above
on a bucket
>competition
billy practices his vidya records as much as maldavius works on his undertale ripoff

I want to know if he hurts those ferrets or not. I keep hearing about his sexual fetishes involving ferret fursonas and younger men, so I wonder if real live ferrets are also on his menu.

>>715854601
>>715854682
Hater alert.

>>715841447
get filtered

>>715848113
What the fuck are u smokin, lil nigga?

>>715854478
>>715854601
embarassing

>>715844610
you niggers call everything soulless. If I see any faggots on this site call something SOVL it's the most steaming pile of shit out there

>>715855117
SOVL

>>715855081
>>Insists that he did even after confirming that he didn't
This literally didn't happen. I told you what did happen so you don't spread misinformation that maldy can rely on to say his critics are making shit up

>>715849943
>Is heart bound not a Undertale mod?
No, it's just "we got undertale at home".

>>715852115
Signalis was made by two people, they had managed to finish their game, sell merch later, patch any bugs an retired as millionaires while their game is still overwhelmingly positive on Steam.

>>715853536
Hey Jason

>>715845607
People keep practically begging jason to just take the very obvious and easy way to make the drama die down but he insists on doubling down. Even the sloptubers keep giving him advice, but he just refuses.

>>715856049
He could have just apologized to Ross for insulting him and people that worked with him and said that he was having a bad day or something and he misunderstood things, even if he ultimately disagrees with him. Water under the bridge. He could have said that he panicked during the Dire Maul debacle and didn't notice that he had a mana gem, mana potion and Cold Snap up. There's a lot of things he could have done to mitigate this. Instead he insisted on being a lolcow. This is why he is shown no mercy and shouldn't be shown any. This isn't the case where someone says something innocuous and has the cancel mob after him demand he apologizes and then they continue harassing him despite his apologies. This dude actually did retarded shit, the sort of shit you should apologize for and people expected him to and rightfully so.

>>715856254
I think the worst part is him still refusing to talk with Ross and reaching hard for any excuses to do so. Claiming that saying that politicians like easy wins is so rude and disrespectful that he refuses to talk with him because of that is the best he could come up with.

>>715850376
No kids get fucked with fictional 2D material.