Thread 715843675 - /v/ [Archived: 224 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:25:01 AM No.715843675
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>"The Saturn COULD do 3D, but most devs just didn't understand the hardware!"
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:27:48 AM No.715843851
>>715843675 (OP)
i like the saturn but this was always the dumbest cope. the hardware is fucking garbage
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:29:13 AM No.715843927
let the saturn rest in peace. it doesn't need you sticking your cock in its grave. sega already fucked it plenty
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:30:24 AM No.715844001
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>>715843675 (OP)
I remember fapping to the blonde girl from Albert's Odyssey cause I saw her character design in a gaming magazine wearing the shortiest of skirts.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:34:35 AM No.715844278
>>715843675 (OP)
neither their creators, apparently
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:41:58 AM No.715844707
>>715843675 (OP)
You have an entire board dedicated to bitching about Saturn for the millionth time, go there instead
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:43:31 AM No.715844798
>>715843675 (OP)
I can't imagine how empty the life of someone having console wars about 30 years old consoles must be
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:52:54 AM No.715845375
>>715844707
/vr/ has been leaking to /v/ a lot lately.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:56:52 AM No.715845643
FuckYeah
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>>715844001
I'm fapping to her right now, bro
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:58:46 AM No.715845761
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You were ten years too early to appreciate the Saturn.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:01:36 AM No.715845940
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People really don't understand Virtual Hydlide. It essentially invented the Soulslike genre and did Daggerfall a year before Daggerfall came out. This is the same s>>715845375
eries that invented Zelda after all. The reason it is hated is because gamers do not have a theory of mind when going into these games.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:02:24 AM No.715845992
If Sega had just cancelled it for the dream cast it would of crushed the competition.

Maybe the dreamcast wouldn't have some of the features and it might have been a little less powerful but it would of probably have released in 1996.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:03:52 AM No.715846090
>>715845940
>The reason it is hated is because gamers do not have a theory of mind when going into these games.
Well that and the Hydlide games fucking suck. T&E soft should've stuck to golf games.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:05:51 AM No.715846220
>>715846090
They don't, they just filtered your tiny millennial/zoomer soulslop polishslop loving brain
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:06:35 AM No.715846274
It just goes to show how you can not fuck up with your console.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:07:36 AM No.715846327
>>715846220
Nobody actually enjoys playing a digitized fat man in cardboard armor at a blazing 8FPS. The fact the overworld can be randomized is neat, but the game is not.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:08:03 AM No.715846354
>>715843675 (OP)
I say this, but do not look like this.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:09:59 AM No.715846475
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Even the guy who made one of the best-looking Saturn games said the hardware was retarded.
https://www.eurogamer.net/death-tanks-ezra-driesbach-interview
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:31:19 AM No.715847794
>>715843675 (OP)
> id Software โ€” particularly John Carmack โ€” insisted the Saturn port use the original software renderer. Rage Software was not allowed to optimize using Saturnโ€™s hardware acceleration.
https://youtu.be/U-Nrm71GaeQ?t=223
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:37:08 AM No.715848169
>>715847794
Outside of helping development on the Jaguar port, it's odd how detrimental id was to the console ports of Doom.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:38:50 AM No.715848274
My favorite Saturn game is Elevator Action Returns. I wish they made more.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:42:04 AM No.715848462
>>715846354
You look like this
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:44:08 AM No.715848576
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>>715843675 (OP)
>The Saturn COULD do 3D, but most devs just didn't understand the hardware!
isn't that still just sega's fault? as the maker of the console, it's your job to make sure it's easy to develop games for it if you want third-party support
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:45:17 AM No.715848650
>>715845643
share a good pic of her bro
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:46:20 AM No.715848706
>>715847794
Rage Software were trash developers. One can only imagine how shit their early port looked.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:57:51 AM No.715849335
>>715848576
in the early days 1st vs 3rd party weren't friends
sega/nintendo went by making money from people buying their games
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:00:17 AM No.715849484
>>715843675 (OP)
I dunno, I like the Saturn
I donโ€™t understand the hate it gets
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:02:04 AM No.715849586
>>715848576
even with dev tools as good as the ps1 it still would've been significantly weaker
>vdp1 is fucking awful. low fillrate, can't even do transparencies
>vdp2 is a gimmick that only works in certain games, worthless in everything else
>gte equivalent is supposed to be the scu, but it's total fucking garbage. sega tried to fix this absurd power gap with a second sh-2, even with this it's STILL slower so now you have something that's not only slower than the ps1 but more expensive and harder to develop for on top of that

>>715848576
>>715849335
sega actually did try to fix this problem and the saturn got actual dev tools after release, but it was too little too late.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:45:19 AM No.715851926
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>>715848650
She's such a slut
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:50:23 AM No.715852217
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>>715848576
EVERY 5th gen console was a nightmare to try and develop on, each in their own ways. Saturn and to a lesser degree N64 just got left on the wayside because there was less cash potential in working through the unique problems of the hardware to get your game to run.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:43:54 AM No.715854762
>>715843675 (OP)
Complex hardware adds friction, development cost and time. Same with Jaguar.
It might be worth to push through it, if there are a lot of consoles sold based on 1st party. But there weren't.
So no motivation for 3rd parties to commit. Hence VN shovel-ware the console.