>the Switch 2 doesnt have any good game-ACK!

>IGN bad until they review my favorite tendie games

Nintendo games get rated on a different scale than the rest of the industry.

>>715848163
The Western slop bonus is far stronger than the Nintendo bonus. In Japan they are much fairer.

>>715848054 (OP)
If IGN's opinion didn't matter when they gave good games shitty scores and vice versa before, then it doesn't matter now.

>>715848230
I doubt they apply that same critical lens to their own games.

>>715848054 (OP)
Ign are the biggest whores in the gaming journo world. Come on now.

>>715848054 (OP)
>ign
who the fuck cares? you may as well have posted a twitter or reddit review at that point.

The reviewer by the way
Clearly 100% unbiased

>>715848416
this was the guy who gave brothership a 6, by the way.

Are the only games on the Switch 2 Mario Kart World and Donkey Kong Bananza?

>>715848054 (OP)
Then play it, retard, or are you already bored of it like everybody else?

>>715848163
Nintendo blacklisted journalists after leaking switch 2 at GDC. They made directs and the Nintendo app to sidestep journalists and create their own channels to distribute news from. They aren't getting special treatment from journalists

>Nintendo is my personality

>>715848604
I'm not saying there's a conspiracy where they own the journos, I just think people give Nintendo games higher scores because it's Nintendo and it was integral to their childhood.

>people in drought rate rain 10/10

>>715848604
>They aren't getting special treatment from journalists
lol
Nintendo has rabid diehards who give clicks like the shill OP, and they have a vested interest in making the system successful to keep that going

>>715848617
Nintendo adults are so weird.

>>715848962
>nintendo is video game Disney

>>715848230
this guy gave ff7 remake a 10 btw

>>715848962
>no you are an adult now, you can ONLY enjoy "adult" things
found the teenager

>>715848054 (OP)
Good piggy, eat the slop from the trough.

>>715848825
you mean like how snoys gushed over astro-turf despite it being a super generic 3d platformer and gave it GOTY?

>>715849229
good taste

>>715849306
>Whataboutism
sad

>>715849271
No I can understand liking a couple things for kids but it being your main interest is strange as hell.

>>715849271
Once someone has experienced and had to overcome actual hardship and suffering, the idea of enjoying lighthearted stuff for enjoyment no longer becomes something to be embarrassed of, when you know what matters in life. It is the mentality of a teenager who just grew out of childhood and, rightfully, is embarrassed by people like him who still exhibit those traits, embarrassing for adults who still think like this.

>>715848617
Gamers have always been biased.

>>715849306
hey tendie! dont use tenna to prop up your slop.
dont you know deltarune's the only good game this year.

>>715849957
(not that he'd ever agree, its not a nintendo exclusive)

>>715848338
Reviewers in Japan probably played way more (J)RPG and are more well versed in the medium compared to the average western journos.

>>715849957
>>715850023
Undertalefags are the new Sonicfags. Take a moment to reflect on what that means and then promptly take corrective measures and end yourselves.

>>715850073
the difference is that deltarune is good while sonic has always been trash.

>>715848054 (OP)
>The game is very confusing and I had a hard time understanding what I was supposed to do. For a game with Donkey in it's name, there were no donkeys to be found. The industry has struggled with mediocrity in recent years and this is just the same Kong, different verse.

>>715849298
What slop nigger? Game is fantastic

>>715848054 (OP)
>tendies posting their Ls

>>715849498
>no argument
concession accepted

>>715850115
There is no difference.

>>715850340
yep, typical tendie.
cant understand the difference that quality makes.
must suck, thinking a pile of shit is the same as an ingot of gold. hope ya get better soon.

>>715850443
>redditale
>quality

>>715848617
Would rather have a gay son then a nintentroon son. Both are damning but theres at least some bravely to being an out and about fag.

>>715850509
>tendie accusing anyone of being reddit
premium grade delusion.

>>715848054 (OP)
A 10 is a perfect game
There is absolutely no way that this game is more than a 7 or AT MOST maybe an 8

>>715850443
Undertalefags are the new Sonicfags. There is no difference between them. You're equally mentally ill and obnoxious. Gain self-awareness, you brain damaged tribesman.

>>715850918
>there is no difference between a good game and a bad game!
>now excuse me while i pretend that gmod: 20FPS edition is a 10/10 GOTY.

>>715850979
I'm not a tendie, you absolute buffoon. As the new Sonicfags, you're just as obnoxious and mentally ill as the Tendies. Again, gain self-awareness.

>>715851042
oh so you're just a contrarian faggot that hates anything even remotely popular.
good day then, i wont waste any more time on you.

>>715851104
You're just cycling through mental illnesses.
Statement: Undertalefags are the new Sonicfags.
>ermigerd at least our games are good you tendie ermigeeeeeeeeeeerd!
Take your meds. You're the current day equivalent of mentally ill furries.

i hate sidekick games, i hate being told good job and what to do and always shaving a fucking annoying bitch in my ear

>>715850642
Undertale and Deltarune are peak reddit, between the gay, mentally ill coded furry art and the aesthetic and style that rips off Earthbound without understanding it, turning the genuinely weird and symbolic psychedelia of the Mother series and replaces it with something a 14 year old autistic kid can understand, just quirky xdrandom shit.

>>715851802
if deltarune was a switch exclusive you'd be calling it a 10/10 goty.

>>715851862
I don't give a shit what console a game is on, I would prefer everything be on a PC.

Just waiting for the Joseph Anderson tier video on the game. Literally will not trust any other video that isnt as thorough or cleverly edited.

>>715848054 (OP)
Switch 2 launched with this kino though

Pure ludokino.

>I don't like this guy's review
>let's dig into his personal life
you freaks are so weird

>>715848054 (OP)
Nintendo makes literal children's games. Grow up and get a PS5 or a PC like a fucking adult

>>715852245
The IGN to Nintendo treehouse pipeline is known and documented

>>715849271
At least they should try to not look exactly the same as a 12 year old bully victim

>>715848054 (OP)
>piss easy game made for toddlers
Not surprised journos love it

>>715848962
The way they defend a company like it's their family is very creepy.

>>715851736
Maybe don‘t play games that are made for literal 7 year olds?

>>715848054 (OP)
EVERY tendie game gets a 10/10 by IGN

>>715852245
snoys have nothing better to do because pshart5 has no games

>>715848054 (OP)
If anyone legit thinks this fucking game is a 10 you're mentally ill.

>>715848617
I'd trust a guy who likes the sorts of games he reviews. I wouldn't trust a guy who only likes strategy games what he thinks of a racer.

>>715853510
>very creepy
You type like a woman. Just call it faggy, faggot.

>>715848054 (OP)
It should win an award for worst voice acting.

>>715856317
The voice acting is fine, the problem is the kid won't shut the fuck up and you don't have a way to mute her

>>715848054 (OP)
cool. can i emulate it yet?

>>715856839
likely not for another few years at the earliest

>>715848054 (OP)
Someone pull up the god hand/imagine babyz reviews

>>715848054 (OP)
Oh, so now IGN scores matter, huh?

>>715856895
yea i can wait

>>715848054 (OP)
IGN confirmed for pedos

>>715848163
I used to think that until I played Astrobot. I think the industry just likes easy platforms games. They're all the same shit, from Astrobot to Mario to this.

>2025
>ironically caring about someone else's rating

all the video I've seen of this game is just people punching dirt. What's so 10/10 worth about that?

The only 10/10s that were ever worth a damn were gamespot and that was a long time ago.

>>715848054 (OP)
Bananza is great but definitely not because IGN or any other journo said so.

>>715848054 (OP)
>Reviews have certainly never been bought before
Gee, I better buy a switch 2 and "copy" of Donkey Kong™ Bananza today !!!

>>715848416
>>715848617
im shaking with rage....
why has game reviewing gotten this horribly corrupt?...

>>715858541
Just another form of advertising, prease understandu

>>715858661
I haven't given a fuck what any critic has had to say about a game since 2007, and even then I think that was too long

>>715848054 (OP)
>10/10
The game should instantly be a 7/10 just because of the they somehow managed to make a camera that is worse than super mario sunshine.
The camera is so bad it makes certain parts of the game fucking awful.

>>715852245
>A simple image that anyone can find on tw*tter
>Digging for info
What do you think about the corporate, bootlicking, marketing faggots that show up here and open the archive to start arguments?

>>715848416
Nintendo plant

>>715848054 (OP)
People haven't been able to review nintendo games honestly since zelda got 8.8/10

>>715848054 (OP)
>Tendies: "IGN!? "TOO MUCH WATER!" haha! who cares about them!?"
>Also Tendies: "WOW!!!!! IGN said DK is a good game! Look! everyone takes IGN seriously!"

>>715848230
Japan can't make their own signature game genre anymore and aren't able to accept it.

>>715848054 (OP)
Mmmmm yes IGN

>>715848054 (OP)
Why are IGN reviews always held up as the most important or notable reviews? People always treat their scores like they matter more than other reviewers. These fuckers gave Deathloop, Pentiment, and RE4 remake 10/10s. Not that Pentiment or RE4R are terrible or anything but 10? Really? They hand that shit out way too generously, and yet people keep acting like their reviews mean something

>>715860475
For better or for worse they’re the American Famitsu

>>715848054 (OP)
they have given way too many games a perfect 10/10. there are around 70 games on their website with a perfect score.
https://www.ign.com/reviews/games
who gives a shit what ign thinks

>>715848054 (OP)

>>715861216
Why is this image so blurry? I've noticed a few of these the last few weeks, is hiro testing something?

I LOVE IGN, THEY'RE SO GOOD REVIEWING GAMES. /v/ DESERVES TO BE FILLED WITH IGN PHONEFAGGOT SCREENCAPS BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST. THAT. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>715848054 (OP)
Is this game actually decent? Who can give me a real answer?

>>715848492
That's way more than the amount of games xbox has on their latest console

>>715848054 (OP)

>>715848962
Disney syndrome.

>>715861750
No, it's overrated trash

>>715861750
I observed a coworker playing bing bing wahoo at work and my comment is that all textures look abhorrent, the "soil" looks like dried shit.

>>715862261
>The fucking dirt in your game SUCKS!
Look Anon I got no interest in this shit but I don't think that's as much of an own as you think it is.

>>715861750
Yes, it's very good. Don't listen to the contrarian tards on here.

>>715848054 (OP)
>Every element of Donkey Kong Bonanza comes together in complete harmony

>>715848230
>tendies desperately trying to use this 1 Japanese ign review to cope with that fact that they are 3 point below E:33
KEK

>>715862798
>KEK

>>715852245
See>>715852280 also doxxing is a time-honoured chan tradition older than you are. A right of passage almost. If you don't like it, go back to plebbit.

>>715862261
dried shit expert here

>>715848054 (OP)

>>715864327
stop necrobumping all the dk shitposts you fucking faggot

IGN rates the worst 3D mario similarly

>>715850073
>new

>>715862261
>all textures look abhorrent
Then your eyes are fucked.

>>715864598
>worst 3D mario
thats galaxy

>>715864598
Prove it, post their 3D Land review.

>>715864784
A woman reviewed this one

>>715864741
Enough with the jokes now

>>715864864
9.5 is fair for the worst 3D Mario.

>>715848230
I hate E33 solely because it’s an RPG made by a nepobaby

>>715848054 (OP)

>>715848054 (OP)
Nobody will be discussing this in a week

>>715864864
Bro what 3D land was like a 7

>>715868162
trying to prove a point about IGNorance