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Anonymous No.715848054 >>715848284 >>715848357 >>715848361 >>715848583 >>715849298 >>715850153 >>715850176 >>715850779 >>715852058 >>715852256 >>715853480 >>715855534 >>715856098 >>715856317 >>715856839 >>715856903 >>715856948 >>715857025 >>715858295 >>715858482 >>715858847 >>715859104 >>715859210 >>715859275 >>715860475 >>715861030 >>715861216 >>715861750 >>715862086 >>715862694 >>715864327 >>715867969 >>715868039
>the Switch 2 doesnt have any good game-ACK!
Anonymous No.715848110
>IGN bad until they review my favorite tendie games
Anonymous No.715848163 >>715848230 >>715848604 >>715857029
Nintendo games get rated on a different scale than the rest of the industry.
Anonymous No.715848230 >>715848338 >>715849229 >>715859221 >>715862798 >>715866110
>>715848163
The Western slop bonus is far stronger than the Nintendo bonus. In Japan they are much fairer.
Anonymous No.715848284
>>715848054 (OP)
If IGN's opinion didn't matter when they gave good games shitty scores and vice versa before, then it doesn't matter now.
Anonymous No.715848338 >>715850031
>>715848230
I doubt they apply that same critical lens to their own games.
Anonymous No.715848357
>>715848054 (OP)
Ign are the biggest whores in the gaming journo world. Come on now.
Anonymous No.715848361
>>715848054 (OP)
>ign
who the fuck cares? you may as well have posted a twitter or reddit review at that point.
Anonymous No.715848416 >>715848490 >>715858541 >>715858994
The reviewer by the way
Clearly 100% unbiased
Anonymous No.715848490
>>715848416
this was the guy who gave brothership a 6, by the way.
Anonymous No.715848492 >>715861997
Are the only games on the Switch 2 Mario Kart World and Donkey Kong Bananza?
Anonymous No.715848583
>>715848054 (OP)
Then play it, retard, or are you already bored of it like everybody else?
Anonymous No.715848604 >>715848701 >>715848926
>>715848163
Nintendo blacklisted journalists after leaking switch 2 at GDC. They made directs and the Nintendo app to sidestep journalists and create their own channels to distribute news from. They aren't getting special treatment from journalists
Anonymous No.715848617 >>715848962 >>715849869 >>715850620 >>715856102 >>715858541
>Nintendo is my personality
Anonymous No.715848701
>>715848604
I'm not saying there's a conspiracy where they own the journos, I just think people give Nintendo games higher scores because it's Nintendo and it was integral to their childhood.
Anonymous No.715848825 >>715849306
>people in drought rate rain 10/10
Anonymous No.715848926
>>715848604
>They aren't getting special treatment from journalists
lol
Nintendo has rabid diehards who give clicks like the shill OP, and they have a vested interest in making the system successful to keep that going
Anonymous No.715848962 >>715849035 >>715849271 >>715853510 >>715862146
>>715848617
Nintendo adults are so weird.
Anonymous No.715849035
>>715848962
>nintendo is video game Disney
Anonymous No.715849229 >>715849375
>>715848230
this guy gave ff7 remake a 10 btw
Anonymous No.715849271 >>715849585 >>715849716 >>715853225
>>715848962
>no you are an adult now, you can ONLY enjoy "adult" things
found the teenager
Anonymous No.715849298 >>715850157
>>715848054 (OP)
Good piggy, eat the slop from the trough.
Anonymous No.715849306 >>715849498 >>715849957
>>715848825
you mean like how snoys gushed over astro-turf despite it being a super generic 3d platformer and gave it GOTY?
Anonymous No.715849375
>>715849229
good taste
Anonymous No.715849498 >>715850209
>>715849306
>Whataboutism
sad
Anonymous No.715849585
>>715849271
No I can understand liking a couple things for kids but it being your main interest is strange as hell.
Anonymous No.715849716
>>715849271
Once someone has experienced and had to overcome actual hardship and suffering, the idea of enjoying lighthearted stuff for enjoyment no longer becomes something to be embarrassed of, when you know what matters in life. It is the mentality of a teenager who just grew out of childhood and, rightfully, is embarrassed by people like him who still exhibit those traits, embarrassing for adults who still think like this.
Anonymous No.715849869
>>715848617
Gamers have always been biased.
Anonymous No.715849957 >>715850023 >>715850073
>>715849306
hey tendie! dont use tenna to prop up your slop.
dont you know deltarune's the only good game this year.
Anonymous No.715850023 >>715850073
>>715849957
(not that he'd ever agree, its not a nintendo exclusive)
Anonymous No.715850031
>>715848338
Reviewers in Japan probably played way more (J)RPG and are more well versed in the medium compared to the average western journos.
Anonymous No.715850073 >>715850115 >>715864669
>>715849957
>>715850023
Undertalefags are the new Sonicfags. Take a moment to reflect on what that means and then promptly take corrective measures and end yourselves.
Anonymous No.715850115 >>715850340
>>715850073
the difference is that deltarune is good while sonic has always been trash.
Anonymous No.715850153
>>715848054 (OP)
>The game is very confusing and I had a hard time understanding what I was supposed to do. For a game with Donkey in it's name, there were no donkeys to be found. The industry has struggled with mediocrity in recent years and this is just the same Kong, different verse.
Anonymous No.715850157
>>715849298
What slop nigger? Game is fantastic
Anonymous No.715850176
>>715848054 (OP)
>tendies posting their Ls
Anonymous No.715850209
>>715849498
>no argument
concession accepted
Anonymous No.715850340 >>715850443
>>715850115
There is no difference.
Anonymous No.715850443 >>715850509 >>715850918
>>715850340
yep, typical tendie.
cant understand the difference that quality makes.
must suck, thinking a pile of shit is the same as an ingot of gold. hope ya get better soon.
Anonymous No.715850509 >>715850642
>>715850443
>redditale
>quality
Anonymous No.715850620
>>715848617
Would rather have a gay son then a nintentroon son. Both are damning but theres at least some bravely to being an out and about fag.
Anonymous No.715850642 >>715851802
>>715850509
>tendie accusing anyone of being reddit
premium grade delusion.
Anonymous No.715850779
>>715848054 (OP)
A 10 is a perfect game
There is absolutely no way that this game is more than a 7 or AT MOST maybe an 8
Anonymous No.715850918 >>715850979
>>715850443
Undertalefags are the new Sonicfags. There is no difference between them. You're equally mentally ill and obnoxious. Gain self-awareness, you brain damaged tribesman.
Anonymous No.715850979 >>715851042
>>715850918
>there is no difference between a good game and a bad game!
>now excuse me while i pretend that gmod: 20FPS edition is a 10/10 GOTY.
Anonymous No.715851042 >>715851104
>>715850979
I'm not a tendie, you absolute buffoon. As the new Sonicfags, you're just as obnoxious and mentally ill as the Tendies. Again, gain self-awareness.
Anonymous No.715851104 >>715851574
>>715851042
oh so you're just a contrarian faggot that hates anything even remotely popular.
good day then, i wont waste any more time on you.
Anonymous No.715851574
>>715851104
You're just cycling through mental illnesses.
Statement: Undertalefags are the new Sonicfags.
>ermigerd at least our games are good you tendie ermigeeeeeeeeeeerd!
Take your meds. You're the current day equivalent of mentally ill furries.
Anonymous No.715851736 >>715853543
i hate sidekick games, i hate being told good job and what to do and always shaving a fucking annoying bitch in my ear
Anonymous No.715851802 >>715851862
>>715850642
Undertale and Deltarune are peak reddit, between the gay, mentally ill coded furry art and the aesthetic and style that rips off Earthbound without understanding it, turning the genuinely weird and symbolic psychedelia of the Mother series and replaces it with something a 14 year old autistic kid can understand, just quirky xdrandom shit.
Anonymous No.715851862 >>715851901
>>715851802
if deltarune was a switch exclusive you'd be calling it a 10/10 goty.
Anonymous No.715851901
>>715851862
I don't give a shit what console a game is on, I would prefer everything be on a PC.
Anonymous No.715851971
Just waiting for the Joseph Anderson tier video on the game. Literally will not trust any other video that isnt as thorough or cleverly edited.
Anonymous No.715852058
>>715848054 (OP)
Switch 2 launched with this kino though
Anonymous No.715852212
Pure ludokino.
Anonymous No.715852245 >>715852280 >>715855778 >>715858926 >>715862895
>I don't like this guy's review
>let's dig into his personal life
you freaks are so weird
Anonymous No.715852256
>>715848054 (OP)
Nintendo makes literal children's games. Grow up and get a PS5 or a PC like a fucking adult
Anonymous No.715852280 >>715862895
>>715852245
The IGN to Nintendo treehouse pipeline is known and documented
Anonymous No.715853225
>>715849271
At least they should try to not look exactly the same as a 12 year old bully victim
Anonymous No.715853480
>>715848054 (OP)
>piss easy game made for toddlers
Not surprised journos love it
Anonymous No.715853510 >>715856162
>>715848962
The way they defend a company like it's their family is very creepy.
Anonymous No.715853543
>>715851736
Maybe donβ€˜t play games that are made for literal 7 year olds?
Anonymous No.715855534
>>715848054 (OP)
EVERY tendie game gets a 10/10 by IGN
Anonymous No.715855778
>>715852245
snoys have nothing better to do because pshart5 has no games
Anonymous No.715856098
>>715848054 (OP)
If anyone legit thinks this fucking game is a 10 you're mentally ill.
Anonymous No.715856102
>>715848617
I'd trust a guy who likes the sorts of games he reviews. I wouldn't trust a guy who only likes strategy games what he thinks of a racer.
Anonymous No.715856162
>>715853510
>very creepy
You type like a woman. Just call it faggy, faggot.
Anonymous No.715856317 >>715856825
>>715848054 (OP)
It should win an award for worst voice acting.
Anonymous No.715856825
>>715856317
The voice acting is fine, the problem is the kid won't shut the fuck up and you don't have a way to mute her
Anonymous No.715856839 >>715856895
>>715848054 (OP)
cool. can i emulate it yet?
Anonymous No.715856895 >>715856970
>>715856839
likely not for another few years at the earliest
Anonymous No.715856903
>>715848054 (OP)
Someone pull up the god hand/imagine babyz reviews
Anonymous No.715856948
>>715848054 (OP)
Oh, so now IGN scores matter, huh?
Anonymous No.715856970
>>715856895
yea i can wait
Anonymous No.715857025
>>715848054 (OP)
IGN confirmed for pedos
Anonymous No.715857029
>>715848163
I used to think that until I played Astrobot. I think the industry just likes easy platforms games. They're all the same shit, from Astrobot to Mario to this.
Anonymous No.715857034
>2025
>ironically caring about someone else's rating
Anonymous No.715857060
all the video I've seen of this game is just people punching dirt. What's so 10/10 worth about that?
Anonymous No.715858039
The only 10/10s that were ever worth a damn were gamespot and that was a long time ago.
Anonymous No.715858295
>>715848054 (OP)
Bananza is great but definitely not because IGN or any other journo said so.
Anonymous No.715858482
>>715848054 (OP)
>Reviews have certainly never been bought before
Gee, I better buy a switch 2 and "copy" of Donkey Kongβ„’ Bananza today !!!
Anonymous No.715858541 >>715858683
>>715848416
>>715848617
im shaking with rage....
why has game reviewing gotten this horribly corrupt?...
Anonymous No.715858661 >>715858750
Anonymous No.715858683
>>715858541
Just another form of advertising, prease understandu
Anonymous No.715858750
>>715858661
I haven't given a fuck what any critic has had to say about a game since 2007, and even then I think that was too long
Anonymous No.715858847
>>715848054 (OP)
>10/10
The game should instantly be a 7/10 just because of the they somehow managed to make a camera that is worse than super mario sunshine.
The camera is so bad it makes certain parts of the game fucking awful.
Anonymous No.715858926
>>715852245
>A simple image that anyone can find on tw*tter
>Digging for info
What do you think about the corporate, bootlicking, marketing faggots that show up here and open the archive to start arguments?
Anonymous No.715858994
>>715848416
Nintendo plant
Anonymous No.715859104
>>715848054 (OP)
People haven't been able to review nintendo games honestly since zelda got 8.8/10
Anonymous No.715859210
>>715848054 (OP)
>Tendies: "IGN!? "TOO MUCH WATER!" haha! who cares about them!?"
>Also Tendies: "WOW!!!!! IGN said DK is a good game! Look! everyone takes IGN seriously!"
Anonymous No.715859221
>>715848230
Japan can't make their own signature game genre anymore and aren't able to accept it.
Anonymous No.715859275
>>715848054 (OP)
Mmmmm yes IGN
Anonymous No.715860475 >>715860551
>>715848054 (OP)
Why are IGN reviews always held up as the most important or notable reviews? People always treat their scores like they matter more than other reviewers. These fuckers gave Deathloop, Pentiment, and RE4 remake 10/10s. Not that Pentiment or RE4R are terrible or anything but 10? Really? They hand that shit out way too generously, and yet people keep acting like their reviews mean something
Anonymous No.715860551
>>715860475
For better or for worse they’re the American Famitsu
Anonymous No.715861030
>>715848054 (OP)
they have given way too many games a perfect 10/10. there are around 70 games on their website with a perfect score.
https://www.ign.com/reviews/games
who gives a shit what ign thinks
Anonymous No.715861216 >>715861259
>>715848054 (OP)
Anonymous No.715861259
>>715861216
Why is this image so blurry? I've noticed a few of these the last few weeks, is hiro testing something?
Anonymous No.715861360
I LOVE IGN, THEY'RE SO GOOD REVIEWING GAMES. /v/ DESERVES TO BE FILLED WITH IGN PHONEFAGGOT SCREENCAPS BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST. THAT. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.715861750 >>715862213 >>715862261 >>715862656
>>715848054 (OP)
Is this game actually decent? Who can give me a real answer?
Anonymous No.715861997
>>715848492
That's way more than the amount of games xbox has on their latest console
Anonymous No.715862086
>>715848054 (OP)
Anonymous No.715862146
>>715848962
Disney syndrome.
Anonymous No.715862213
>>715861750
No, it's overrated trash
Anonymous No.715862261 >>715862385 >>715863185 >>715864740
>>715861750
I observed a coworker playing bing bing wahoo at work and my comment is that all textures look abhorrent, the "soil" looks like dried shit.
Anonymous No.715862385
>>715862261
>The fucking dirt in your game SUCKS!
Look Anon I got no interest in this shit but I don't think that's as much of an own as you think it is.
Anonymous No.715862656
>>715861750
Yes, it's very good. Don't listen to the contrarian tards on here.
Anonymous No.715862694
>>715848054 (OP)
>Every element of Donkey Kong Bonanza comes together in complete harmony
Anonymous No.715862798 >>715862858
>>715848230
>tendies desperately trying to use this 1 Japanese ign review to cope with that fact that they are 3 point below E:33
KEK
Anonymous No.715862858
>>715862798
>KEK
Anonymous No.715862895
>>715852245
See>>715852280 also doxxing is a time-honoured chan tradition older than you are. A right of passage almost. If you don't like it, go back to plebbit.
Anonymous No.715863185
>>715862261
dried shit expert here
Anonymous No.715864327 >>715864362
>>715848054 (OP)
Anonymous No.715864362
>>715864327
stop necrobumping all the dk shitposts you fucking faggot
Anonymous No.715864598 >>715864741 >>715864784
IGN rates the worst 3D mario similarly
Anonymous No.715864669
>>715850073
>new
Anonymous No.715864740
>>715862261
>all textures look abhorrent
Then your eyes are fucked.
Anonymous No.715864741 >>715864864
>>715864598
>worst 3D mario
thats galaxy
Anonymous No.715864784 >>715864864
>>715864598
Prove it, post their 3D Land review.
Anonymous No.715864864 >>715865165 >>715868162
>>715864784
A woman reviewed this one

>>715864741
Enough with the jokes now
Anonymous No.715865165
>>715864864
9.5 is fair for the worst 3D Mario.
Anonymous No.715866110
>>715848230
I hate E33 solely because it’s an RPG made by a nepobaby
Anonymous No.715867969
>>715848054 (OP)
Anonymous No.715868039
>>715848054 (OP)
Nobody will be discussing this in a week
Anonymous No.715868162 >>715868206
>>715864864
Bro what 3D land was like a 7
Anonymous No.715868206
>>715868162
trying to prove a point about IGNorance