Has this ever actually happened?

Pepsi tastes better than Coke

>>715853945 (OP)

>>715853945 (OP)
No.

>>715854158
>>715854148
thank you for this. the thread is at least not complete garbage.

>>715854148
>>715854158
I like it

If you spent your time gaming AND learned how to team work or tard wrangle or deal with high stress situations requiring quick thinking then yeah, those skills are transferable

>>715853945 (OP)
>player of the match
does any game actually say this? I've always only seen player of the game

Bump

>>715854343
it's play of the game, scroteboat

>>715854148
>>715854158
kino

Rump

After university, I struggled to find a job.

I ended up getting a late night temporary security gig, and I'd spend the days looking for work and the nights struggling to stay awake, until it became just a totality of trying to stay awake during both the day and night while living off of only three-or-so hours of sleep.

I had initially gone to my interviews and just been honest and earnest, because I had been raised right. But, as the sleep deprivation eroded my brain, I started to arrive at interviews and just lie. Not even believable lies; barely even coherent lies. I would arrive, tell them to ignore my resume, and just talk about how I spent six years as Martha Stewart's gimp slave but I wasn't allowed to have any paperwork regarding that. Or how I spent five years getting a structural engineering degree only for the school to collapse before I could complete the program. Or how I worked at a zoo as a Barry White impersonator, singing to the animals to encourage them to mate. I would just start talking about nonsense, clearly not take anything seriously, and most often just be thrown out with scorn for wasting everyone's time.

I didn't know what I was doing. I didn't have a plan, I didn't really have any intelligence remaining. I'd post my resume for any job, go to any interview that I could, and just bomb out of it, all while my manager at my temp security gig kept threatening that he'd terminate my contract early if I kept arriving late and falling asleep.

>>715857078
Eventually, I found myself in a nice office building, explaining to three middle-aged women how I spent my last year in a hospital, undergoing extensive reconstructive surgery on my mouth and jaw because I had foolishly gone for the Guinness record for longest session of continuous cunnilingus performed, and only three days and twenty-seven women later did I find out there wasn't even a record to begin with. As I instinctively got up to leave, since I had reached the part of the interview process where I was going to be thrown out, one of the women decided to keep humoring me.

I just kept going. Lying about this and that, making up nonsense, and soon the other two women were also playing along. The interview ended up going well past an hour, and then continued at a bar, and then ended up with all four of us at my place. Hours later, I woke up to a message from my manager telling me I was fired for not showing up for work, and being not entirely sure what was real and what must have been a dream. I didn't even bother calling my manager in order to plead for the job back, and just resigned myself to learning how to live on the streets.

But, later that week, just after I had finished selling the last of my few possessions/furniture, I got an email telling me I had been hired. The three women had apparently given me a glowing review, and I was starting that Monday as an "eCommerce Associate," a job I had never heard of and can't remember applying for, and turned out to be soul-crushing work of just filling out spreadsheets for slightly above minimum wage.

So, yeah, sometimes saying really dumb shit during a job interview can get you a job.

>>715857078
>>715857147
I used to live off of 1-3 hrs of sleep between 7-24 years old and i didn't have your problems at all
Also, i'm gonna call cap

>>715854281
projecting incel meme

>>715853945 (OP)

In Marvel Rivals majority of MVPs are always healers becuase of how busted the game is, support characters require no hands, have extremely strong ultimates and high dmg, most even have aimbot on their healing, so yes, it happens a lot

It's 2025, i can't believe people still try to pretend the support role, in any game, is some sort of super difficult stressful task nobody wants to do. Tank is the role NOBODY wants to play and actually requires skill, a shitload of game knowledge and is usually super slow and boring.

>>715858020
FOTM roastieslop post

>>715853945 (OP)
I talked about running my clan on Runescape during an interview once to be a manager. Mentioned stuff like how I picked my admin team, would organize events and delegate tasks to people, etc. Got the job and got the max offer they gave for experience. Granted its not like the job was that great, it was for a hotel but I got to spend so much time watching youtube and playing vidya at that job.

>>715854158
Dees Carts

>>715853945 (OP)

>>715853945 (OP)
he

>>715858020
weakling zoomer homosexual post.

>>715853945 (OP)
>MVP as an offensive support
GGEZ

>>715853945 (OP)
qef

>>715854148
the smug face is too good

>>715854158
>we're!!!

>>715854057
cringe

>>715854057
First post WORST post.

>>715854148
>>715854158
Can someone explain the significance of Rene getting lauded for saying half a sentence? What does "I think" even mean?

>>715868434
what popular philosophical phrase do you think Rene Descartes is famous for?

>>715868434
Anon I hate to break it to you but i don’t think you are

>>715854057
Since the recipe change, yeah

>>715854057
Literally every blind test says this. It's because Pepsi is sweeter. People still prefer coke for bulk consumption because the sweetness of Pepsi gets overbearing after a while.

>>715868496
"I think, therefore I am"

You're what, Rene? What does thinking make you?!

>>715864775
Rylai is built for rape

>>715869206
I are.

>>715854057
McDonalds Coke tastes significantly better than over the counter coke and way better than any Pepsi.

>>715869206
He is.

>>715869156
>bulk consumption of sugar water
Whatever fatso

>>715857147
This was a very funny read, thanks for the laughs anon.

>>715869385
>watered down cola tastes better than cola
Colabros...

>>715869446
That's why there's diet coke. I drink like 2 gallons of diet coke a day and am very healthy.

>>715869537
RIP stomach

>>715853945 (OP)
I was asked what my fave games were - and I said I liked RTS, turned out the boss was an old Strcraft fan so I got hired

>>715869206
It was the 17th century version of "bros what if we're in a virtual reality simulation" literally. Rene can think, so something that believes what he is... is, and that is all he can be sure of, everything else might be an illusion.

>>715857147
that would mean you were quite attractive...

>>715861448
This shit is why you shouldn't be afraid of saying you play video games if you can actually articulate a way it's relevant even if it's mild bullshit. If you play MMOs and have ever been part of a clan, describe it as "being in a group and working together to do certain tasks in the game".

My manager specifically told me part of why I got hired for my position (finance admin) was that when they asked about personal hobbies and I said I liked video games with aspects where you deal with numbers and levels and systems they thought it sounded like I'd be a natural fit for finance.

>>715868706
Needs 10 minutes of people awkwardly sitting around in near silence on the group call

"You okay man?"

And maybe only a couple of other things. Possibly stomping and door slams while he says "goddammit" under his breath

From my experience, such games generally make it so easy to earn score just from doing your job as a support character that its hard to NOT top the boards. Is this not the norm?

>>715854148
I'm glad that these memes made more people discover Rene Descartes because he was a great man.

>>715868434
>>715869206
>>715870820
A big problem in philosophy is whether something is 'true' and what it even means for something to be 'true'. That debate reached its nadir around Descartes's time, when philosophers were unsure whether anything could be proven to be true as there is no way to even prove our own existence, and so anything we observe would not be real if we ourselves are not real.

Descartes broke this deadlock by reasoning that the fact that we doubt our own existence means that SOMETHING must be doing the thinking that causes us to doubt things, and therefore that thinking entity, at the very least, must be something that actually exists (otherwise it couldn't doubt its own existence). Dubito, ergo cogito, ergo sum. I doubt, therefore I think, therefore I am (i.e. must exist). Establishing our own existence provided a base from which other things could start to be proven philosophically.