>bro the admin CAN'T punish us! It's a texture pack, not frickin wallhacks!

>>715854023 (OP)
How does this device remove the "work" of opening a bottle when kikes say pressing a button is "work"

>>715854273
>Normally, the action of unscrewing the bottle cap causes the perforated ring to tear. This is fine for during the week but on Shabbos/Yom Tov, falls under the category of the melacha of Makeh B’Patish (Act of Completion). By separating the ring from the cap, it finishes the cap, allowing it to be removed from the bottle.

Google says breaking the bottom ring off is what enrages yahweh

>>715854023 (OP)
I love how most fundamentalists just spend time coming up with the craziest loopholes for their religion

>>715854326
Gotta cheat the rules at every turn

>>715854475
He made them this way lmao what a huge faggot

>all your modern electronics have a jew mode

Wait till you see the lightswitch.

>we put up a string, that'll fool our omnipotent god

The actual laws in the Torah (first 5 books of the bible, written by Moses) weren't that long and some could possibly be interpreted as only applying to that group of Hebrews

Because God literally helped them out of Egypt and PROVED he was among them, so if you're still disobeying him you're basically the biggest fucking retard ever

All these silly things modern jews do are a result of talmudic traditions and hundreds of years of random rabbi opinions.

Let me ask you this, if Hebrews didn't take over Canaan when they did and expel all the pagan religions, the world wouldn't know the true God.

It's completely possible the real God dealt with these Jews and chose them to setup a state for him, almost eliminating all other pagan Gods in existence

(Basically only Hindu and Buddhists are relevant today, everyone else believes Abrahamic God)

>>715854023 (OP)
>1" piece of molded plastic
>$14.95
I can't tell who's jewin' who

>>715854743
I didnt even know about this until recently.

>god says special day is for rest and you should not leave the walls of your home/property
>jews put up string around entire city and say everything inside the string is home now
>haha, take that god

>>715854861
And tax payers spend millions of years on that string

>>715854681
Wait'll you see how they use the showers

>>715855067
Jewish showers, you say?

>>715854749
>everyone else

>>715854749
>It's completely possible the real God dealt with these Jews and chose them to setup a state for him, almost eliminating all other pagan Gods in existence

or he could appear before all and say Hi there its me god, I exist

but no I'm sure hes real and he did your retarded fanfic instead

>>715854749
Yeah the demiurge won, why do you think this is a good thing though?

>>715854861
>>715855012
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eruv
what in the goddamn

>>715854749
>Because God literally helped them out of Egypt

>be area constantly flooded because of the nile currents
>but you see this specific flood that we can't find any evidence for was an act of God, trust me bro
>also all men are created equal before God, but God was especially fond of these people
>and the reason why God ruined the pharaoh and his people was because God influenced the them to hate the jews and enslave them
>but also God gave us free will

>>715855231
>and if i say this chicken now has all the sin in my life and i fucking kill it, that means i don't have sin anymore! hah, take that god you idiot!
they really are a fascinating people

>>715854861
found my new hobby

>>715855231
>>715855012
>>715854861
>>715854743
>*snip
Uh-oh, looks like the entire city goes to hell now!

god isn't real

>>715854749
>Because God literally helped them out of Egypt and PROVED he was among them, so if you're still disobeying him you're basically the biggest fucking retard ever
The reason why the israelites kept going back to other gods whenever the current crisis was over was because they used to be polytheists and Yahweh was their warrior god. When the situation that required military might was over they would naturally start giving attention to fertility and agriculture gods again, but a sect of Yahweh cultists insisted that everyone should only worship him.

>>715855396
Zased