Thread 715864957

it would break

>*press to speak*
...no

You do not resemble a woman and no heterosexual man would ever want to have sex with you.

>>715864957 (OP)
>get on mic
no. never again. they always say i have a "gay lisp"

>>715865051
>heterosexual

>>715864957 (OP)
bro it's easy, just imagine them wanting to ERP
it's what you do anyway

>>715864957 (OP)
>get on mic
>anon starts creaming himself over my silky voice
Not anymore until anons control themselves

>>715865063
just talk straight nigga

>>715864957 (OP)
>opens mic
>have the nastiest loudest ear piercing static noise known to man it feels your pair of cans is raping your ear in real time
>closes mic
>refuses to elaborate

>>715865051
What happens if there's actual girl on the other side though

>>715865051
what happens if you walk on that floor

>>715865430
Hnnnng pwease anon. Just a little bit

>>715865629
>tfw no bf to send me cute cat pictures

>get on mic
>"you sound like you're 13"
>tfw 22

>>715866835
Just put on cuter tone and ask "weavvy, Daddy~?" and they either shut up or add you.

>>715866835
>2003fag
Die.

>>715866835
Sex with this anons voice!

>>715866891
>>715867000
>anon admits to sound like a child
>/v/ immediately thinks of sex

>>715866835
You'll be grateful to sound/look 22 once you're 30+

>>715865051
Imagine walking back to your room drunk and on drugs

>>715864957 (OP)
>date a live
stop reminding me that I'm approaching my 30s

late night discord thread!

late night discord thread!

>>715866124
Mmmmno

>>715864957 (OP)
>ayo turn that mic on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9stYGxxcujg

>>715865051
then why did i get raped thoughbeitever

>>715865051
do american motels really install anti-drug addict carpeting to make fent fiends fall over?

>>715866780
Show me your bulge ya big homo

>>715868097
I'm just too shy uwu

>>715864957 (OP)
Why the fuck can't you degenerates just use keyboard like normal human being?

>Finally get anon on voice
>He has the thickest Pajeet-like ESL accent
I prefer the "mic is broken" illusion

>meet anons in game from threads on /v/ and /vm/
>we add each other on discord
>we all get on voice and shoot the shit while we game
It's that easy. We're all varying levels of faggot too and it doesn't get in the way of gaming at all, we just joke around and play whatever we're playing.

>>715868220
So cute :3

>>715868361
Huh, so that's why anons dread getting in VC so much...

>>715868492
Kiss me. NOW!

>>715867693
hot

>add anon
>end up simping for them and buying them games
;-;

>Get pestered to "get on voice anon"
>"We wont start playing until you join voice"
>Fine, fuck
>join
>Talk normally
>Talk more
>Realize I feel like I'm the only person saying anything
>Everyone only responds in 'yes or no' or basic phrases
WHY MAKE ME JOIN VOICE IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME TALK TO A BRICK WALL.

kill yourselves normalfag playing online shitter games

>>715868641
Muwahhh

is this what the lack of father influence does to you

>>715868840
Your talking too much dude

Every time I "play video games" with nonnies on vc I always worry if they're having a good time, it's annoying and I end up lying about my progression just to end the session when they've finished their quota.

I never use headset so I just let every sound from speaker loop back into my mic if anyone ever tell me to get on mic

>>715864957 (OP)
I'd ask what anime this is but knowing you retards it's probably some fucking cgdct yuribait garbage

>>715869228
I'm gonna crush your balls

>>715869371
That'd be an interesting inversion of my typical gaming sessions with the boys, that's for sure, but I'll pass.

I look like an anime girl but I sound like Tim Curry before he stroked out.

>>715869420
I'm literally gonna crush your balls sissy

>>715869418
Would certainly make it difficult to focus I think

>>715869228
Wtf dont lie about that!

every zoomer sounds homosexual its hilarious

>>715869616
It's a personal thing, nobody else's fault that I psych myself out wondering if I should just shut up and play or keep talking about the game, so I end up unwittingly keeping my player two right at the goal while I'm stuck in my own head, at least til I notice and feel bad so I put on a performance and pretend I got the drop as well.

>>715865051
Imagine trying to walk back to your room with a carton of eggs

>>715864957 (OP)
>he has the autism voice